Newlands, Upper Hutt, Henderson, New Plymouth, Napier...
It's all the same mate. We're all bogans really.
If I stayed in Newlands I would have had to stay with the ex. And she was the reason I didn't ride for 12 years.
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
Well, Number One tried them on and I heard her say something about bunny rabbits and a fair bit of "ohh"ing and "ahh"ing, so don't be too smart Mr Sully, or you may both find yourselves being "croced" for winter!!
(We were in the bath washing each others feet. He doesn't fit my crocs)
Do you guys all live on the same street or what?
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
Is it you or is it me?
But far raunchier!
But Pussy, for the record, at least I did not CHOOSE FLESH-COLOURED crocs! People, he left that little detail out eh? (Almost as horrednous as those orange ones on Makara beach.) So I'm sorry my darling, you have still committed a very tragic fashion crime.
I'll have everyone know that mine are black and therefore a lot more acceptable. However, I am grateful Pussy didn't spot the ones with pink lining. Maybe they're only stocked at the Newlands No 1 Shoe Warehouse huh...
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Funnily enough, there were some minutes between GG's post, me reading it, and exercising my right of reply.
Just quietly, I think Gassit Girl has been a closet crocs fan for quite some time...
Respect the Beige brigade!! Or you'll end up with some crazed cricket mad yobbos protesting on your lawn![]()
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