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    you have more chance of them being arrested for various crimes than actually getting them all evicted. Waaay to many laws protecting tenants - and as mentioned already chances are it will be thrown out of court anyway.

    Photograph them, video the parties and log the goings on. Hand copies over to the police with signed letters from neighbors all with the same message. That should at least get the ball rolling law wise to sort them out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Disco Dan View Post
    you have more chance of them being arrested for various crimes than actually getting them all evicted. Waaay to many laws protecting tenants - and as mentioned already chances are it will be thrown out of court anyway.

    Photograph them, video the parties and log the goings on. Hand copies over to the police with signed letters from neighbors all with the same message. That should at least get the ball rolling law wise to sort them out.
    Yep way too many rules helping tenants. Police can only do so much..... Agencies can only do so much and unless HNZ are willing to do anything then you are basically screwed.

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    Looks like i'm gonna have to burn the fucken house down! Lol, i'm pretty sure I know that I can get around the fire investigators too......

    Haha, I have petitioned and have written complaints from all the neighbours with balls (some are intimidated) Videoed the mother swearing at the kids on the front porch this morning, now just need to video the two under 5 year olds nearly getting hit in the big shared driveway....who would have thought that a mother could scream into her childs face "your motherfucken stupid little cunt" Makes for nice viewing.......

    She had a yell at me yesturday morning as I took the pipes off my bike when I got home after their big party and revved the shit out of it- woke them all up, wasn't even for a minute- funny how it hasn't dawned on them that their noise lasts all night rather than a minute, she threatened to punch me, oh how I tried to get her to do it, but she was all talk, meh.

    Thanks for all the advice, I am working my way through it, hopefully will have something positive to say soon- like they've had their kids taken off them (yessss there goes some booze money!) and that they all died in a horrific accident, oh how I hope they crash near me and I get to put a hydraulic tool through an arm....spreaders or cutters? hmmmm, well dreams are free! lol)
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    fuck go and buy a couple of bag's of "P"... put it on the section ..call housing corp and the copper's and let the fun start....
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    Quote Originally Posted by firefighter View Post
    Looks like i'm gonna have to burn the fucken house down!
    Was that you in the Harold "Side Swipe" this morning

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sideswipe/...ectid=10552967
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    Quote Originally Posted by MadDuck View Post
    Was that you in the Harold "Side Swipe" this morning

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/sideswipe/...ectid=10552967
    nooooooo......................lol
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    throw some soap and water into their house, that should have them running for the hills (or KFC).

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    I'm so glad I'm not you.
    People who are housed like that all need to be housed together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    I'm so glad I'm not you.
    People who are housed like that all need to be housed together.
    agreed, housing NZ houses should be in ONE area, that way the tenants can't ruin the lives of people in every bloody part of the City, they can be where they belong out south (Otara/mangere etc)......I don't give a flying fuck if they have to commute......


    (I am aware of the teeny tiny small minescule minority of people in those houses that aren't part of this group, but sorry I own my house and my neighbours own theirs, and have to suffer due to the ONE house full of............)
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    There needs to be like a probation period for those types to prove they are gooduns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slyer View Post
    There needs to be like a probation period for those types to prove they are gooduns.
    Yes, and if they fail they have their faces cut off and salt poured over them. ohh, then vinegar. Then all the nieghbours they fucked with get to set them on fire and piss on their ashes.

    But seriously your right, and 6 monthly inspections, three complaints and they're out.(gotta give'em a chance right?)
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    Wankers who don't want to work can go die in a ditch in my opinion.

    If you're unable to work due to losing all your limbs you'd better be nice or you can find your own food.

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    If you want to do some pro active action,
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    see if you can sight the pole fuse for the power cable into the house.
    If it is where I suspect it will be, just where the mains wires enter under the eave at the front of the house( unless you have buried cables)
    Use a rake handle with two 4" nails in the end, pop said fuse out and toss it away.
    Done early sun morning when they are in a drunken sleep, they will awake to NO power and a hefty fee to have it replaced by local power company.
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    Pay for and have a delivery of chicken manure to be deliverd to the front lawn,
    at least it will not smell as bad as them!!
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    Turn their water main off at the street, the break the top of the tap off.
    No water till fixed, sad eh!
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