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    Hmm... the silliest thing I've done is fall of a horse and brake my finger. I think.
    I don't know.

    Mum and Dad did enough silly things as children to know every trick in the book. I couldn't get away with anything! (Damnit!)

    But Dad did try and be superman, got the cape and everything and tried jumping off the roof thinking he could fly... teeth went through his tongue and he ended up having to get stiches in it. Got home, tried to steal a swig of his fathers beer... and what does that do?
    Dissolve them! Had to go and get them done again!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilly2wheels View Post
    Do have copy of "catcher in the rye" by any chance?
    Thats a great song

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    when I was seven I lit a match to see how much petrol was left in the tin...

    at nine racing a home built wooden go kart down mount Eden road with three others, it got so fast that it broke in two causing the other two to crash as well... broken arm, 4' nail in the back of my leg & our mate split open his head we were just glad no one told our olds that we had been useing the road as a race track... I think we pissed a few people off that day... kids
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    Back in the day (when you could buy double happy's from the fruit shop )we used to live next to a sheep paddock and every year at guyfawkes we would hunt around said paddock for sheep shits that met certain criteria.
    They had to be big and dry on the outside but still mushy in the middle. We would then insert a double happy and hold the sheep shit till the last possiable momment,(surprisingly we all still have our fingers) throwing it as high and as far as we could, the resulting shit shower was magnificent.
    This pass time continued for several years untill our elderly neighbour became sick of cleaning the results off his glass house and we were asked to stop.

    We had hours of fun with double happy's and stock piled a massive amount under my brothers bed when they were banned, after this they were used sparingly and for covert operations only.

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    i lit a big fire in aussie
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    i lit a big fire in aussie
    Hey not funny dude wacth it i have relatives caught in the fires over the dicth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by youngbiker16 View Post
    Hey not funny dude wacth it i have relatives caught in the fires over the dicth.
    well soon they will be in the ditch.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Got up at around 3am on Christmas day when I was 5, rummaged through my Santa stash and found a torch ... ran into Mum and Dad's bedroom, jumped on their bed and yup, you guessed it, turned on the torch, pointed it at Dad and lifted up his eyelid .... OOooops lol

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    i used to shot people with my bb gun..... i shot this asian guy once in the head he tryed to see where the shot came from so we shot him again he ran until we couldnt see him no more......

    also i used to do drive-by's on my electric scooter..... got cased once......a pitty the electric scooter only did 25km/h.......ahhahaa
    chuck norris's calender goes from march 31st to april 2nd

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    well soon they will be in the ditch.
    thats sad man i dont see anything funny about people losing there lives in the fires over in austrailia

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    well soon they will be in the ditch.
    I've got to admit that made me laugh at first but that's a little touchy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by youngbiker16 View Post
    thats sad man i dont see anything funny about people losing there lives in the fires over in austrailia
    Unfortunately black humour is lost on the mentally feeble and politically correct.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    well soon they will be in the ditch.
    eat lead renegade master!!
    chuck norris's calender goes from march 31st to april 2nd

    No one fools chuck norris.......

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    If you guys had family over in australia in the fires how would you feel, already 108 people have died,who knows how many next its not a laughing matter.Heck i dont know if my uncle earl is still alive yet

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    Offcourse it's a little close to home to be funny if you have rellies over there but just ignore it if it is a sensitive subject for you. It's obviously not for him so just ignore it.


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