Highway Cops

[peasea]

Score is already 1 all... you were doing 130 - 140 without getting a ticket, you didn't have a moan...

Who is to say that the same car won't have someone else in it either...? They aint personal issue, ya know....

I didn't mean to bait him with it, I'd be more inclined to buy him a beer for not taking all day to get home and as I said, I got a good look at him.

I wasn't moaning, it was a great ride, even in bad weather.

[Patrick]

I didn't mean to bait him with it, ...

Ya lost me... this aint like you... where are you, Mr Peasea...?

[peasea]

Ya lost me... this aint like you... where are you, Mr Peasea...?

True! I was grateful for a quick trip from the ferry, I'd ridden from Orks and was looking forward to a bourbon. The last thing I needed was a boring 100kph final leg.

I'm at home, where are you?

[vifferman]

2 cars had a minor shunt just where the Shelly's Beach Road is...2 Highway Patrol Cars and 1 unmarked cop car caming screaming down through all the traffic on motorway to attend...

Perhaps they were all under quota and trying to be first to ticket the drivers?

[Patrick]

Perhaps they were all under quota and trying to be first to ticket the drivers?

Yeah... that'll be it... You forgot the flybuys earned..... almost got enough for a poxy chinese made toaster meself....

[vifferman]

I wound down the window and signaled him up to it and then told him I was on a policeman .

You were on a policeman?!? Sitting, or lying?

[peasea]

Yeah... that'll be it... You forgot the flybuys earned..... almost got enough for a poxy chinese made toaster meself....

You get Fly Buys??? No wonder you have more than one bike. Tiny mortgage have ya? Beach house?

[peasea]

You were on a policeman?!? Sitting, or lying?

If there's a policeman involved I guess 'lying' would be the operative word.

[3umph]

You were on a policeman?!? Sitting, or lying?

sorry brain was to fast for my fat fingers... fixed now

[Patrick]

You get Fly Buys??? No wonder you have more than one bike. Tiny mortgage have ya? Beach house?

1. Ya think???
2. Who hasn't?
3 and 4. I wish.....

sorry brain was to fast for my fat fingers... fixed now

It was funnier before....

[peasea]

1. Ya think???
2. Who hasn't?
3 and 4. I wish.....



It was funnier before....

2. Me

And yes, wasn't it?

[Grahameeboy]

Until a cop gets there it's not confirmed.

Have you ever heard the contrdicting/inaccurate info we get from the public??

It goes both ways, -
"Car rolled, multiple injuries, persons trapped" = car rolled forwards down a hill into a parked car, nil injury, only the car 'trapped'.

"Car off the road after running into ditch, can't see anybody hurt probably won't even need a tow-truck" = car into tree-stump in ditch, one dead, two injured....

They have road alert cameras on the motorway...

[peasea]

They have road alert cameras on the motorway...

You'll have to excuse old SD, he's from the Riviera of the South, no motorways down that way, or cameras. They do preliminary sketches of accident scenes and get the local kindy kids to fill them in.
Ha.

[Grahameeboy]

Doesn't stop the rubber necked budgies driving past, though.....

As long as they are parked up at the side, normal traffic flow doesn't resume.....

But traffic always flows in Auckland

[Grahameeboy]

You'll have to excuse old SD, he's from the Riviera of the South, no motorways down that way, or cameras. They do preliminary sketches of accident scenes and get the local kindy kids to fill them in.
Ha.

Lol...you said what initially went through my head....but knowing SD he will probably dust the sketches for future forensics...I am sure he has some make up brushes that will do that job well...