jrandom vs kiwifruit in a race

**martybabe** · 20th February 2009, 17:44

Sorry J. Given that you appear to be the same height at the shoulder, then I postulate that KF has a longer and therefore more streamlined head.

On this occasion aerodynamics wins!

Then again if KF is a forty cigars a day man that shoves in a million calories a day but stays thin as (it's kinda hard to tell from a photo) my moneys on the beefcake on the left.

**jrandom** · 20th February 2009, 17:54

kiwifruit has refused to race because his trousers are wet.

I win by default.

Edit: Oh. Apparently we're racing tomorrow.

**Clivoris** · 20th February 2009, 18:14

Fuck that shit. Shift the venue to Gladstone on the 15th March as lunchtime entertainment for the Cliffhanger, but....make it downhill. Lets remove the influence of fitness and ramp up the importance of essence of mentalist. That makes it a much closer spectacle in my opinion.

**Katman** · 20th February 2009, 18:21

I can supply the ambulance.

**Clivoris** · 20th February 2009, 18:24

Originally Posted by Katman

I can supply the ambulance.

I was thinking that a firehose might be more useful.

**The Pastor** · 20th February 2009, 18:34

Which one is which comon!

**yungatart** · 20th February 2009, 18:35

My money's on JRandom.
I really hope he wins..cos he's such a poor loser, and I can't bear to hear his sob stories foir the next 6 weeks

**BarBender** · 20th February 2009, 18:41

Good one guys.

Bring on the pain.... (about 40 mins of it id imagine...)

**hospitalfood** · 20th February 2009, 18:43

KF
JR
comedy option

you guys are the comedy option, team up with the mormon few.

**cowpoos** · 20th February 2009, 19:00

Originally Posted by kiwifruit

20.02km, sealed roads, mostly flat, one "moderate" hill.

jrandom, "3 months" riding experience

kiwifruit, 1 week riding experience

I think sport will be the winner on the day!!

Its a race that one or more person has the chance to win!

They both have similar styles of riding....could be a hard pick either way!!

**cowpoos** · 20th February 2009, 19:13

Originally Posted by jrandom

kiwifruit has refused to race because his trousers are wet.

I win by default.

Edit: Oh. Apparently we're racing tomorrow.

I would like to know...why dans seat is higher than kiwifruits...and yet the fruitman is taller!!

Hmmm....

Not sure on the outcome to behonest...but if it comes to a sprint I reckon random will lose out being not as spartially efficent...unless...theres a pie shop in line of site of the finnish line...then fruitmans gunna get nailed!

**EJK** · 20th February 2009, 19:15

Crazy Steve will win

**piston broke** · 20th February 2009, 19:47

Originally Posted by Clivoris

Fuck that shit. Shift the venue to Gladstone on the 15th March as lunchtime entertainment for the Cliffhanger, but....make it downhill. Lets remove the influence of fitness and ramp up the importance of essence of mentalist. That makes it a much closer spectacle in my opinion.

now ya talkin