jrandom vs kiwifruit in a race

[Trudes]

don't stop!!! please

What the drinkin, the being mean or the taking the piss out of random's arse to head ratio?

[stify]

or the taking the piss out of random's arse to head ratio?

thats a negitive height to weight ratio...

[cowpoos]

What the drinkin, the being mean or the taking the piss out of random's arse to head ratio?

all over the above!! girls are funni when they take the piss!!! and drink it!!

[Trudes]

all over the above!! girls are funni when they take the piss!!! and drink it!!

Normally I get told I'm filthy and should shut up and go to bed though!

[cowpoos]

Normally I get told I'm filthy and should shut up and go to bed though!

if your filthy and you get sent to bed.....does he follow? that is the question on everyones mind tonight trudes??

[McJim]

There's a seat on randoms bike?

It was the only way we could stop him moaning with pleasure

[Trudes]

if your filthy and you get sent to bed.....does he follow? that is the question on everyones mind tonight trudes??

I not telling



(normally he's already there!!)

[Spyke]

jrandom more muscle mass lol. show em how to beat da skinny fullas

[Mully]

I vote for the giant cat FTW

[McJim]

I just looked a bit closer. They both seem to have that Japanese Shitmano componentry so it's sure to be a dead heat where they both finish last.

Campagnolo FTW

[jrandom]

I just looked a bit closer. They both seem to have that Japanese Shitmano componentry so it's sure to be a dead heat where they both finish last.

Y'know, you'd get on well with madbikeboy, swapping mutual agreement on cycling topics as your mounts sunned themselves in the native Campagnolo territory of flatlands and cafes.



Anyhow, win or lose, I'm sure we'll be a whole lot slower than all the gentlemen in California riding 26km flat out later today.

Go Lance!

[MisterD]

Y'know, you'd get on well with madbikeboy, swapping mutual agreement on cycling topics as your mounts sunned themselves in the native Campagnolo territory of flatlands and cafes.

My Campy-equipped Colnago and I haven't forgotten the gauntlet you threw down for K2 Dan...

Go Lance!

Go Argyle!

[kiwifruit]

I won

[jrandom]

I won

A solid victory, cemented 4km into the race when I pulled out.



I do have a copy of Dover's book of excuses handy, but unfortunately it seems to lack a bicycle section.

[cowpoos]

A solid victory, cemented 4km into the race when I pulled out.



I do have a copy of Dover's book of excuses handy, but unfortunately it seems to lack a bicycle section.

Let me guess....You guys left the line setting a solid pace...after a few KM you noticed an un-nerving feeling coming from your crotch???

Then you realised!!............my sexy lycra bike shorts are probally one size too small...and far to tight!! they were choking your extremities...you needed help!!

You pulled over...and tryed to remove them to no availe!!! quick call to 111 and the next thing you woke up in a hospital bed hearing the nurses chuckle about the exploritry surgery the doctor had to do on your arse to retrive every last bit of lycra ???

Am I right??? I am arn't I??