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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    he has a big wide tank and it forces me to ride with more pressure on the thighs which wasn't the most comfortable position.
    Stay away from inline 4 bikes then and make the move to a twin - you'll be a lot more comfortable. (Also twins are nicer to ride and sound better too...but then I'm biased)
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    When in Rome!!
    Did you roll Owner over and butt-shag him with your clitoris?

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    The most interesting thread title I've seen for ages

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Stay away from inline 4 bikes then and make the move to a twin - you'll be a lot more comfortable. (Also twins are nicer to ride and sound better too...but then I'm biased)
    I am sampling bikes at the mo as I have short legs and it really important for me to have a bike that doesn't leave you wanting to go jump in a car cos you are walking like John Wayne.
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by SixPackBack View Post
    Did you roll Owner over and butt-shag him with your clitoris?

    May I suggest that you go play with Jet and get your rocks off with him you perv!!
    We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year,
    Running over the same old ground.
    What have you found? The same old fears.
    Wish you were here. QWQ

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    I am sampling bikes at the mo as I have short legs and it really important for me to have a bike that doesn't leave you wanting to go jump in a car cos you are walking like John Wayne.
    Try a Ducati Monster then. Nice and narrow and not too far off the ground. I wanted one for ages then I tried one and found it was far too small for me (6'1" Glaswegian...go figure).

    Neat bike for shorter legged people.

    They come in a variety of engine sizes from the gutless 400 Jap imports up to the muscular S4Rs.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    As someone who has just found out that OWNER's CBR600RR has bloody good and sharp brakes I would like to know how other women get around the tank inflicted vagina damage.
    Who cares, but

    I baggsy first sniff of the tank
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    Quote Originally Posted by howdamnhard View Post
    Stick some high density foam rubber on the tank.
    I bought a ZZR who's previous owner was female.
    It had a big chunk of rubber right where (and I can only guess) it would provide some form of cushioning under hard braking.

    The brakes were shit anyway but god damn it was in the wrong place for a bloke.
    I think it lasted for about two set of lights after I picked up the bike before I pulled off the road and tore it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    May I suggest that you go play with Jet and get your rocks off with him you perv!!
    Arnold, Trevor and duct tape sounds more satisfying

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    There's a name for that....isn't there? I am sure there is...I can't quite remember...it's just on the tip of my tongue. I'm sure it'll come to me. And then I'll feel better....
    You're not a very cunning linguist are you?

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    What about using a chastity belt? They could make a comeback as a form of nether region armour.
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    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Number One View Post
    WTF??

    She's stunting now?! Shit don't tell Katman that she is riding out of class for her license AND stunting... he will be baying for blood over all that lot!
    Assuming you respect your bike and value your life, riding out of class makes you ride more carefully. Especially when you know you are not insured and could cop the fine and demerit points if pulled over.
    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMaster
    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bikern1mpho View Post
    I find it hard to believe there is anyone that hasn't hurt or damaged their pubic bone or testes and penis by hard breaking! And that is why I was asking (especially the women) for some advice.
    Nope, have never damaged my pubic bone, ever. Nor any part of my female anatomy whatsoever. My bikes have been a fair bit smaller than a CBR600 too May I suggest some kegel exercises for your riding pleasure?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadows View Post
    You're not a very cunning linguist are you?
    No...no...don't tell me...I've almost got it...so close I can nearly taste it
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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