BOY RACERS - have I discovered the truth?

[peasea]

so,you are saying boyracers and Honda riders have a lot in common...

Yup, both are gay..............

[McJim]

Motorcyclists could also be stereotyped as leather wearing kinky bumsex homos.
Whats your point?

My point is the throbbing purple bit on the end of the bulge in my tight leather troosers.

[reofix]

interesting to see the backward cap brothers INSTANTLY on the defensive... could be something in this....

[McJim]

interesting to see the backward cap brothers INSTANTLY on the defensive... could be something in this....

So you think they dost protest too much?

[GurlRacer]

My car has a big exhaust... but I'm a girl.. no wait, lets not even go there!

Loved the humor!

[scumdog]

Boy Racers – much has been said about these youths, however after much thought I have come to the conclusion that they may all have closet homosexual tendencies – whether they be aware of it or not.

I do not proclaim to be an expert on these matters, indeed I know very little of the homosexuals world other than what I have seen on TV, however I have listened to the occasional Wham song.

I would ask you to consider the following points and welcome your comments:

1. BR’s tend to meet in groups in poorly lit car-parks, street corners etc. Have these areas become the new ‘men’s toilets’?

2. Once more than two BR’s gather in these dark areas they immediately open their bonnets. I believe this opening of the bonnet has a phallic link – they are effectively saying to other BR’s ‘look at me, I’m erect and open to inspection’

3. After a BR opens his bonnet, he is often seen making a display of his buttocks by bending over the engine bay. Low-slung jeans and boxers have become part of the BR dress code to aid the display of butt crack. The displaying of buttocks in this manner is a widely accepted part of the matting ritual in the animal world; in this case they attract additional male BR’s.

4. Large bore exhausts – there’s fairly obvious anal links here with such a large noisy hole being at the rear of the vehicle. Again these are proudly displayed for following BR’s to see.

5. Tinted windows – I have often noticed numerous BR’s getting into a single vehicle. Just what goes on in these cars when the doors are closed?

6. Caps on backwards. WTF is it with this look - it cannot be a fashion statement, as it looks stupid, so I conclude it must be functional. This stumped me for some time until it dawned on me that you could not give a decent blowjob wearing a cap with the peak forward. Reverse the peak and…well…’bobs’ your uncle.

7. Finally, and quite conclusively I believe, if I sit at the lights in my little 1500cc car next to a BR and start to rev up my engine they usually respond by giving me a ‘wanking’ type of sign with their hands. Now I understand that despite being considerably older than the average BR, I am an attractive example of maleness – obviously these young BR’s think so as they make their desires to preform a lewd act on me clear with their gesturing.

They've the mind of a 12 year old, whadyas'pect???

[scumdog]

I thought it was "Fuck The Pigs" or "Friendly Thpeshul Person" or something. Possibly "Fuckin Thing's Poked", especially if the car is an import with a wound-back speedo.

I love our V8. Cant wait to "Feel Throttle Pressure" on Saturday. Yee har.

Soooo, it's NOT 'The Peasea Sucks'????

[Skyryder]

I liked the bit about the bonnet and the erection.

My take on that is that the bonnet is the only flap they can open but going by some of the chicks that hang out with these guys we are problay both wrong.

Skyyrder

[scumdog]

I liked the bit about the bonnet and the erection.

My take on that is that the bonnet is the only flap they can open but going by some of the chicks that hang out with these guys we are problay both wrong.

Skyyrder

"Piss flaps like jandal straps"

[peasea]

Soooo, it's NOT 'The Peasea Sucks'????

Your literacy results have just come through.

OMG




You've done very well Scummy, and you've earned yourself a lollipop.

Suck this...................

[scumdog]

Your literacy results have just come through.

OMG




You've done very well Scummy, and you've earned yourself a lollipop.

Suck this...................

No, I thought YOU sucked???

[peasea]

No, I thought YOU sucked???

Only when I'm outta gas, have a can and a hose and there's nobody looking.....

Like riding a BMW.

It's ok till someone sees ya.................

[scumdog]

Only when I'm outta gas, have a can and a hose and there's nobody looking.....

Like riding a BMW.

It's ok till someone sees ya.................

Sorta being with a fat ugly chick that's a good root??

[peasea]

Sorta being with a fat ugly chick that's a good root??

Shit. I thought I was the only one she fucked.

What'd you pay her?

[scumdog]

Shit. I thought I was the only one she fucked.

What'd you pay her?

You mean she wanted to be PAID??

Shit, I thought she said "I want to be laid"!!


No root is THAT good that I'd pay for it. (Well not directly anyway)