Trevor Mallard's comedy gold.

[Usarka]

Quack quack.

[Owl]

Banning a whole school is one thing, but to ban an entire town?
FFS...ludicrous!
I wouldn't darken the prick's door, were I ever to need motel accomodation in PN.

I had the pleasure of meeting the owner on Christmas day. Interesting that he was the one annoying the residents while zooming around the lodge on a scooter pissed with no helmet.

As this is KB, I vote we burn him!

[Kiwi Graham:Me]

Slightly of topic but in a similar vein!
A group of us bikers (on sports bikes all power ranger'd up) arrive a a local to me drinking/dining establishment in dear old pomy land and were quite rudly denied service "we dont serve bikers here" was our first exchange of words! Fine no arguments just turned somewhat stunned and went elswhere. Now I hasten to add we hadn't all arrived (6 of us) as if we had just finished a moto GP all wheelies and stoppies etc, but just trundled in very low profile like. Pissed of or what........anywhoooo.

A couple of weeks later we/ most of us turned up again only this time in cages, ordered a heap of food and drinks, gave it 10 mins and got up to leave stopping off at the landlord at the bar and appologised for forgetting he didn't serve bikers.......The bill would have been around 150ish pounds, the look on his face pricless

[peasea]

I had the pleasure of meeting the owner on Christmas day. Interesting that he was the one annoying the residents while zooming around the lodge on a scooter pissed with no helmet.

As this is KB, I vote we burn him!

We can if he's made of wood and weighs the same as a duck.

[Naki Rat]

Today's installment is that this guy is now stating his motel "is not a marae or a Housing New Zealand home". He's got a real knack for customer relations.... Not!

[Boob Johnson]

We can if he's made of wood and weighs the same as a duck.

LMFAO!!! Great skit

Banning a whole school is one thing, but to ban an entire town?
FFS...ludicrous!
I wouldn't darken the prick's door, were I ever to need motel accomodation in PN.

It's a suburb, not a town :slap:

[MSTRS:Me]

It's a suburb, not a town

Actually, Wainuiomata is an almost self-contained community, with its own shops, schools , medical centres, police station, industry, outlying farms and barely short of city-size population-wise. Not quite like Bellblock really

[Boob Johnson]

Actually, Wainuiomata is an almost self-contained community, with its own shops, schools , medical centres, police station, industry, outlying farms and barely short of city-size population-wise. Not quite like Bellblock really

But still very much a suburb of Wellington


Bell Block is a town in it's self for sure, but fast becoming a northern suburb of New Plymouth, sometimes referred to as "solo mum city"


Not from there, never lived there, probably never will live there

[MSTRS:Me]

Perhaps I should have said 'Waitara'...it's somewhat dormitory to NP, 'self-contained', off the beaten track, full of undesireables and a place to avoid.

[MisterD]

We can if he's made of wood and weighs the same as a duck.

He looked about the same size as Ducky Mallard - I vote we burn them both.

[peasea]

He looked about the same size as Ducky Mallard - I vote we burn them both.

Valid point. Wainuiomata Rugby Club clubrooms then is it?

(I'll bring the oranges.)

[Boob Johnson]

Perhaps I should have said 'Waitara'...it's somewhat dormitory to NP, 'self-contained', off the beaten track, full of undesireables and a place to avoid.

Dammit you got me there. I was born & breed there

But moved away the first chance I got

[MSTRS:Me]

Dammit you got me there. I was born & breed there

But moved away the first chance I got

Ahhh...you can take the boy out of Waitara, but you can't etc
So that dick and his rabid dog sidekick are fucked cos there's Wainuians all over the country...

[Boob Johnson]

Ahhh...you can take the boy out of Waitara, but you can't etc
So that dick and his rabid dog sidekick are fucked cos there's Wainuians all over the country...

That's true, human's are human's. He has just seen far too many come from Wainui. No different to the Uni games finding it hard to get accommodation & having to go outside of Uni cities due to them having had enough of them. Moteliers were refusing to take ALL Uni students. Without living through what you go through when living on site of a business like these its hard to fully appreciate it, granted. Remember the media is always going to have some spin on this & lets face it, the spin is better suited to the drama of banning an entire suburb than saying "he is justified due to xyz experiences over the last two years".


Me, I make the call on each person/group based on how they conduct themselves. Have turned plenty away at the door in the past & turfed plenty out part way through & will continue to do so to protect the business & my current guests who didn't pay to put up with their BS.

[MSTRS:Me]

I don't get what sort of spin can be put on this situation. Now, don't get me wrong...I think Mallard is a complete cock, but if my first and only experience of him was what I watched last night...well, I'd actually be somewhat impressed. As it is, I feel that the many thousands of ordinary folk who just happen to live in Wainui are being given a raw deal by this pair of dicks in PN.