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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post
    PS, did you video the MGP and SBK?
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    good solid food, none of this soup crap... The more fat and sugar in it the better too... uhhh some vitamin C on the side? (none of this vitamin C suppliment crap either, I say take half a litre of Orange juice...) Usually, bacon, steaks, eggs and lots of orange juice does the trick for me (orange juice gives you the needed sugar as well, ever seen the label of orange juice? more sugar than... well can't tell you since I've never seen the label on the orange juice...)
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    Quote Originally Posted by bobsmith View Post
    (orange juice gives you the needed sugar as well, ever seen the label of orange juice? more sugar than... well can't tell you since I've never seen the label on the orange juice...)
    Whatever you do, don't give your drugs to bobsmith. shit too late....

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    re cold /flu/what ever

    yeah had it for a few days,



    have been pouring rum into the system every night

    think I am starting to cum right


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    my own fault really.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Firefight View Post
    think I am starting to cum right
    Try changing hands.

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    just not the same

    Quote Originally Posted by Squeak the Rat View Post
    Try changing hands.



    yeah, have tried. (MUST SPREAD REP....BLA BLA, )


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    "Kiwi Biker, still a great place despite the mods "


    "Would crawl over broken glass before owning Suzuki"

    The only reason I only ride in the Iron man Class is I have no friends left to enter the two man events,
    my own fault really.

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    Get your arse down to the skifields.
    A couple of days excercise and fresh air + drinkies in the evening does the trick.

    I kid you not. Done it a couple of times myself and it works.
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    immunofort .. take 1 daily .. double it if you feel bot coming on .. kills it in its tracks
    Have to Karma ... Justice catches up eventually !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skelstar View Post
    Surf for some porn.
    yeah yeah do what some guys do surf the porn sites and sweat it out

    nah but serious stay nice and warm, heaps of liquids, nice hot bath, hmm hot soup, and if you got a sore throat or something umm ive been told to crush abit of fresh ginger and put it in hot water with lemon and honey.
    or if you want to do it island styles, take a swig of fresh ginger juice, its yuck and hot as a mutha farker (i spewed it up when i was told to drink it) but it works.

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    Whenever my Grandfather got the 'flu (He was a steelworker in Glasgow's East End) he used to buy a bottle of whisky and take his hat to bed.

    He'd take the hat and put it at the foot of his bed, hed then crawl under the covers and drink the whisky until he couldn't see the hat any more.

    didn't cure the 'flu but stopped him thinking about the symptoms. Lived into his nineties so didn't do him any lasting harm.
    In space, no one can smell your fart.

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    I have the complete cure......cost about $2.00, cures everything from the common cold to the next door neighbours cat putting paw prints over nice new falcons.
    One application is all that's needed and you'll never feel anything again....ever

    Or take some Viagra for a laugh.
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sniper View Post
    You SOB!!!! I havent had lunch yet.
    Fark'n hell! I posted that at 3.40? Dewd, you must have been seriously overworking (in which case I pity you!) - or you been blatting around on your bike (in which case I hate you!).

    I had careers evening with parents/students and after it finished I had to go for a nice night blat around the back blocks of Takanini!
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    go to the gym and work on your pex, or quads, or hams, biceps/triceps maybe?
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    Quote Originally Posted by andrea View Post
    If you want to do it island styles, take a swig of fresh ginger juice, its yuck and hot as a mutha farker (i spewed it up when i was told to drink it) but it works.
    Island style! Have you been talking to Dafe? Inducing vomit, all you need for that is imagining Tongueing my Grandmather

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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    Fark'n hell! I posted that at 3.40? Dewd, you must have been seriously overworking (in which case I pity you!) - or you been blatting around on your bike (in which case I hate you!).
    Working. I was by myself yesterday (and today) and I always forget lunch. Thanks god for the chicks who all fall for my amazingly good looks and buy me stuff
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    And how can a man die better
    Than facing fearful odds
    For the ashes of his fathers
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