It ain't my mouth its my fingers, and I change her dirty nappies with themOriginally Posted by Mom
and you kiss that beautiful baby daughter of yours with that mouth???????
Come on Mod's, I didn't even get a warning for that post?
It ain't my mouth its my fingers, and I change her dirty nappies with themand you kiss that beautiful baby daughter of yours with that mouth???????
Come on Mod's, I didn't even get a warning for that post?
Scotsman on a German
Getting 'Smacked' in a Glasgow school had a different meaning...cost a few bob too ...even 20 years ago.
Nah, never got punched at school - got my fingers held in the hinges of a door while another kid kicked it shut. Been stabbed. Been hit on the back of the head with a brick (swelling made me go blind for 2 days on that one)....I could go on but I thought everyone went through that sort of shit at childhood so never brought it up until now.
So some people in New Zealand don't go through that until they join the cops? Cool. Maybe I did bring my kids to the right country after all.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Scotsman on a German
Actually I thought you did what I do when you're on the forum and talked through your arse!It ain't my mouth its my fingers, and I change her dirty nappies with them
Come on Mod's, I didn't even get a warning for that post?
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Whip it, whip it good!
you are a clever young man...lol....I was not complaining..........just not so good to see/read that sort of language seemingly for impact......mods must be driven mental dealing with all this sort of stuff.........I love the rudeness and pisstake, all part of the fun.....hate to see the good sport/rude/abusive/friendly stuff ruined by some attempting to go one better...
It was safe until Dover immigrated to New Zealand. Maybe we need immigration infractions, yes, hmm, perhaps.
Most of what you've described I've experienced and know others who have, I've even been shot at and had the bullet graze my left arm.
I'm looking forward to shooting any boys my daughter brings home when she is older, unless they ride a motorcycle.
That too.Actually I thought you did what I do when you're on the forum and talked through your arse!
Whip it, whip it good!
Bet you shit when she says.................bye dad and screams off on the back of a Roadking........
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Scotsman on a German
Cool - I'll make sure both ma boys ride motorcycles just in case.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Wearing Hi-Viz Black.
Have you seen his sig. line...?....hate to see the good sport/rude/abusive/friendly stuff ruined by some attempting to go one better...
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
Scotsman on a German
Awwww Mom, We have to go one better...if no-one went one better we'd still be riding horses, carts, carriages and penny farthings...then this website would be called "Kiwi Penny Farthinger" which is a helluva mouthful.hate to see the good sport/rude/abusive/friendly stuff ruined by some attempting to go one better...
Was gonna mention about members who wouldn't reach the pedals but thought that would be rude and Mom would gimme a thick ear (but to bring it back on topic) or at worst would tazer me into obedience.
Howzat for a recovery? - who sez I don't keep it on topic then eh?
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Salted Pork
Think about sorting your shit out so that you don't become the subject of all those minor vehicle infringements in the first place.
World's fastest Cook Islander
I love the comment made by the Maori Party in parliament earlier this week.
"Now you've got the cops running around the streets looking for some Maoris to Tazer".
I see one main problem with Tazers. In every country that they've ever been introduced, they've become tools for crowd control.
In a protest, this is a strong weapon against freedom of speech, that can be used however the Govertment sees fit.
Problem being - When it's an Anti-Government Policy protest, it's providing an effective block by placing a shit barrier between the Goverment and the public opinion. Allowing the Govt to turn a blind eye with no concern.
A welcome Political tool (by Labour), one that serves to aid a corrupt government in their communist ways!
Scotsman on a German
I was speaking collectively Mr Spud - never had a ticket myself...not even a parking infringement dude.
My 'shit' would appear to be in order officer
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Salted Pork
Collectively speaking my comment still stands. The people who always seem to be the subject of minor vehicle infringements can do a lot themselves to solve their problem. In fact it is entirely up to them.I was speaking collectively Mr Spud - never had a ticket myself...not even a parking infringement dude.
My 'shit' would appear to be in order officer
Tornado Alley
Just like those staring down the face of a Tazer... your choice, perhaps????? Like... stop doing that stupid shit!!???
As Winj sed earlier... Tazer em in the cock... is that like the jumper leads on the nipples?? MMMmmmmmmm
As Fast As FuNk
if a cop could get one for personal use it would be a great party trick to nail the exssesivly drunk guys.
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