The Loose Goose
I'm not a fan of Helen Clark, but after living next to members of the Open Brethren for three and a half years I'm not exactly a fan of them either. They have sold their house and move out in two weeks time and that night we're having the normal neighbours around to celebrate!
Stupid idiots rang 111 and told the police I'd threatened to shoot their cat (I actually said it would be on my hit list if it came over and attacked our cat again) so that just shows what kind of nutters they are!
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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the funny part is that there is a Dental lab right next door to her office ..Originally Posted by SimJen
Did anyone see her on the news the other night talking about dental care for youngsters.......pretty funny, especially when she smiled
A perfect version of what you can become kiddies if you don't moisturise or brush your teeth
Ducatisti
I got the matches if you got the petrol
Viva La Figa
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Gonna do a Tim Selwyn.....they'll have you inside for sedition iffen yr not careful.............
- He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Man, you are too square.
Its not a secret that the unions fund Labour.So - let me get this straight.
A huge capital investment by unions advertising support for Labour and advocating that we stick with Labour is okay, and does not count as election spending...
and a pledge card paid for by the Leaders fund is okay...
... but a pamphlet by a religious organising suggesting that the Labour party does not share the values of their church members is not?
Could someone please explain the process, because I'm very confused.
It WAS a secret (until uncovered by a couple of reporters who wouldn't let it lie) that a bunch of Christian swivel-eyed nutburgers were funding an attack campaign.
As I understand it, the new law is intended to simply lower the threshold for secrecy, from $10,000 to $250.
Frankly, I think that's good democracy. You can effectively see where all the funds come from for all the parties.
Don't like Unions and lefties? Don't vote Labour.
Don't like swivel-eyed Christian loons? Don't vote National.
Simple, and now you'll be able to have the information to be able to make that choice freely available.
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She hasnt gone far enough cos she is still here
Deus ex ukulele
After reading the Progressive workers thread, I have deduced that all you guys voted for Helen's lot. I predict that you'll all have forgiven her by the time the next election rolls around (unless she passes a law between now and then that disestablishes the requirement for general elections).
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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Aaaaaw, c'mon Finn! You're tryin to hide it but we can all see through the tranasparent facade to the special bond that only you and Aunty Helen share....
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What, even me? I thought I made my position quite clear. Perhaps I wasn't trying hard enough. Noted.
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I hate it when that bitch is refered to as "Helen".
How folksie
Clark or the hagg is far better
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Actually,it wasn't up her arse...
The vampire fish of Brazil
Order: Siluriformes
Family: Trichomycteridae
Genus & Species: Vandellia cirrhosa
APPEARANCE
The candiru, also called the carnero fish, is a tiny parasitic catfish that inhabits the waters of South America. They can reach lengths of 1-2.5 in (2.5-6 cm) with a width of 3.5 mm. Their diminutive size and nearly transparent body makes them very hard to locate (not that you would want to). The candiru has sharp bones with a series of spines located around the head used while feeding.
HABITAT
The candiru is found only in the Amazon and Oranoco Rivers of South America. They do not like the sun and tend to burry themselves in the mud and sand of the river bottom underneath logs and rocks.
FOOD
The candiru has a voracious appetite for blood and will parasitize fish, mammals, and humans. One scientist, while holding a candiru, accidently let it enter a small cut on his hand. It could be seen writhing under the skin towards the vein.
To find a fish, the candiru first tastes the water, trying to locate a water stream that is coming from the gills of a fish. Once such a stream is detected, the candiru follows the stream to its new host and inserts itself inside the gill flap. Spines around its head then pierce the scales of the fish and draws blood while anchoring the candiru in place. The candiru then feeds on the blood by using its mouth as a slurping apparatus and while rasping the long teeth on its top jaw.
When candirus parasitize humans, it is usually only when they are skinny-dipping while urinating in the water. The candiru tastes the urine stream and follows it back to the human. It then swims up the urethra and lodges itself somewhere in the urinary tract with its spines. Blood is drawn, and the candiru gorges itself on both the blood and body tissue, its body sometimes expanding due to the amount of blood. This is all said to be very painful for the poor person who has this happen to him or her. Unfortunately, they are almost impossible to remove due to the spines. Amputation of the private areas is the cheapest, and most life-changing, way to remove the fish. Actual surgery is extremely expensive and involves inserting the Xagua plant and the Buitach apple up the urethra. These two plants kill and even dissolve the parasitic fish. If surgery is not done in time, the blockage of the urinary tract will prove fatal. The candiru is the only known vertebrate to parasitize humans.
The Sharif don't like it!
Helen before her 'op'
Then again I might be wrong, cause he's better looking then Helen.
-Indy
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Find a chick whos just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, shell be massaging your prostate.
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You like a man in uniform???? Explains joining the Navy I guess.
Watch out for that Golden Rivet........
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What is a Democratic Government?
What is a Communist Government?
In which one of the above does "Freedom of Speech" not apply?
Writing laws to block public comment/opinion is communist tactics!
Why do we have a communist style Government that doesn't have to answer for it's actions?
Answer: Because too many un-informed dickheads voted them in!
Immature and proud of it.
It's just another desparate attempt to deflect attention from their own corruption. But I wouldn't mind having full publicity for donations of all kinds to all political parties.
Just imagine if they couldn't afford much media advertising and had to hold public meetings. We'd go back to participatory democracy again.
Where's my rotten veges?
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
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