Jihad!!!

[Motu]

The Maori were lucky Vasco Da Gama just sailed on by - Maori would just be a word like Aztec and Inca,and we would all be speaking Portugese...and be Catholic....

[McJim]

The Maori were lucky Vasco Da Gama just sailed on by - Maori would just be a word like Aztec and Inca,and we would all be speaking Portugese...and be Catholic....

Yeah - but consider the babes in bikinis on the beach - Rio De Janeiro is fantastic!

[Finn]

The Maori were lucky Vasco Da Gama just sailed on by - Maori would just be a word like Aztec and Inca,and we would all be speaking Portugese...and be Catholic....

Stop it, you're teasing me.

[Squeak the Rat]

Does the Islamic faith also sanction child abuse, or is that just the catholic church with a track record of this?

[Finn]

Does the Islamic faith also sanction child abuse, or is that just the catholic church with a track record of this?

Yes it does. I overheard two muslims talking the other day. One said "Isn't it amazing how quickly kids blow up these days."

[dhunt]

Why there will never be peace in the middle east...

I almost fell off the couch with laughter when watching the TV News last night. As many will have seen, some Muslims have been offended by the Pope's remarks about Islam, where he quoted a former Pope as basically saying it is evil to convert people by the sword - ie he was speaking out against violence.

Now what was hilarious wasn't even the irony that violent protests and death threats are the response to a speech against violence. No it was the banners and chants.

You see TV news reported that thousands filed into the straeets to chant "Death to Israel, Death to the USA".

Yes that is right. The Pope offends Muslims, and the response is "Death to Israel"!!! I know they have these wacky conspiracy theories that the Jews control most things, but do they really think the Jews control the Roman Catholic Church???

And death to the USA?? I could understand Death to Italy or even Death to Germany, but Death to the USA because of what a German Pope says?

After spending several minutes laughing at the TV screen, I finally realised there will never ever be peace in the Middle East. "Death to Israel" is just the knee-jerk chant and solution to every problem.

Fuckin dumbass ragheads.

You learn it at a school.

Somebody said bad things about me - Death to Israel.
Somebody stole my camel - Death to Israel.

[SARGE]

Yes it does. I overheard two muslims talking the other day. One said "Isn't it amazing how quickly kids blow up these days."

i think they were the same ones i heard say..


" does this Bhurka make my bomb look big?"

[McJim]

Does the Islamic faith also sanction child abuse, or is that just the catholic church with a track record of this?

Nah - they take a different tack - you can rape a woman and then have her stoned to death for allowing you to rape her...oh and you get off free.

Very egalitarian is sharia law...so long as you happen to be a village elder.

Apparently they still have no facility for re-attaching hands after they discover wrongful convictions of theft either.

[terbang]

Why there will never be peace in the middle east...

I almost fell off the couch with laughter when watching the TV News last night. As many will have seen, some Muslims have been offended by the Pope's remarks about Islam, where he quoted a former Pope as basically saying it is evil to convert people by the sword - ie he was speaking out against violence.

Now what was hilarious wasn't even the irony that violent protests and death threats are the response to a speech against violence. No it was the banners and chants.

You see TV news reported that thousands filed into the straeets to chant "Death to Israel, Death to the USA".

Yes that is right. The Pope offends Muslims, and the response is "Death to Israel"!!! I know they have these wacky conspiracy theories that the Jews control most things, but do they really think the Jews control the Roman Catholic Church???

And death to the USA?? I could understand Death to Italy or even Death to Germany, but Death to the USA because of what a German Pope says?

After spending several minutes laughing at the TV screen, I finally realised there will never ever be peace in the Middle East. "Death to Israel" is just the knee-jerk chant and solution to every problem.

Fuckin dumbass ragheads.

Go back to being the Clown.

Yeah. Sort of like when Osama bin Laden (a Saudi extremist group) blows up a lot of Yanks and the Yanks all start chanting "Death to the Saddam Hussein (President of Iraq)" and beating up on local Pakistanis and Turks

Bling Bling

[Finn]

Go back to being the Clown.

Are you still upset with me peasant?

[jonbuoy]

The most worrying thing about these people is how excitable they are, doesn't take much to get them in the streets burning an effigy of the latest thing to have insulted them. They need to grow a thicker skin and chill out.

[WRT]

But they were able to promise all sorts of cool stuff to anyone that wanted to fight for them in those days, like a guaranteed place in heaven and all the plunder they could carry.

Maybe if they promised holy condoms?

Would you believe them? You're more likely to get holey condoms.

[SARGE]

i love the fact that the Pope didnt apologize for what he said.. he said ..im sorry for the REACTION"

basiclly .. hes sorry they are such thin skinned crybabies...

[SPman]

Are you still upset with me peasant?

You have a peasant?

[Biff]

Teacher arrested Thu, 7 August 2006 08:47 NEW YORK -

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a
calculator.

At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he
believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-gebra movement. He did
not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying
weapons of maths instruction.

"Al-gebra is a problem for us," Ashcroft said. "They desire solutions
by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
absolute value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to
themselves as 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common
denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to
every triangle.'

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
wanted us to have better Weapons of Maths Instruction, He would have
given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they
could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the
president.