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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    bwahahahahahahahahah
    What's so fucken funny - everyone knows I'm a dick...
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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    You'd be our first call
    oh oh oh can I be second?.....
    errmmm hang on a sec!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Macktheknife View Post
    oh oh oh can I be second?.....
    errmmm hang on a sec!?
    You want cum second... did I get that right??
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    oh you guys are making this too easy ...
    Life is tough. It's tougher when you're stupid

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    You want cum second... did I get that right??
    I think he's from the school of "he who goes last, goes longest". I for one, however, prefer not to be the one stirring the porridge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    oh you guys are making this too easy ...
    correction - not "we are making it easy" - we are easy
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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT View Post
    I for one, however, prefer not to be the one stirring the porridge.
    Me either... and for the record - I prefer porridge with a hint of salt in it - and no lumps.
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    harden up, porridge is a traditional scottish dish.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Me either... and for the record - I prefer porridge with a hint of salt in it - and no lumps.
    What about slime?

    Quote Originally Posted by The_Dover View Post
    harden up, porridge is a traditional scottish dish.
    Jesus Dover, it was bad enough us talking about stirring porridge, not eating it!

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    So it's true, students really are a bunch of wankers then! Some of our leaders were "students" Helen?

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    Oh sure, blame it on the guys

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    Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!

    Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    Oh sure, blame it on the guys

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    LOL... and the other source of semen would be?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    LOL... and the other source of semen would be?
    indy's ass??
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    Quote Originally Posted by SARGE View Post
    indy's ass??
    TOO FUCKEN FUNNY (sorry indy... ) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

    Altogether now - village people style

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    Quote Originally Posted by WRT View Post
    ... I for one, however, prefer not to be the one stirring the porridge.
    Being tapped on the shoulder by a randy bloke, when your arse is bare & facing up, is not exactly conducive to a good time either!!
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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