hXc - victim of road rage

[Waylander]

Be a damn shame if someone spilled some petrol on said vehicle.... then accidentally dropped a match...

You know my number, and I'm due for a trip.

BEfore you go dumping petrol on some innocents vehicle, you should read where Yungatheart posted that apparetnly the owner of the ute has not lived there for some years.

Wouldn't hurt to check it out first though and if the ute (correct colour and rego plate and all) is there, then go nuts.

Balogna on the hood in summner heat works wonders for the paint.

[Sniper]

Does no one use thermite anymore????

[hXc]

Thanks for all the support and comments guys. I'm ok, was just a little shaken up. It scared the fuck out of me to be precise. Considering I'm about 5ft 7 and slim (65kg), and he was at least 6ft and obese. . .But I got all the details I could, and if he's on file already (Mr Plod said these types of guys usually are) then we are going to court and it will be treated as (aggravated) assault.

Thank you all so much though. Makes me feel a little better

[Waylander]

Does no one use thermite anymore????

Meh, might be fun but I have no idea where to get it form.

Bologna on the other hand... Plus as it sits there eating away the paint it attracks birds and other animals wich tend to shit on the car aswell.

[Sniper]

Meh, might be fun but I have no idea where to get it form.

I could make some up for you in 20mins. Its a lot more fun than bird shit too.

[Waylander]

I could make some up for you in 20mins. Its a lot more fun than bird shit too.

MY brother has a quarter stick of dynamite lying around his place somewhere. Might just go grab that.

Would be faster to get here I think lol.

[Sniper]

Fair enough too lol.

Good to see you are ok HXC

[hXc]

Does no one use thermite anymore????

The following is taken from http://www.members.lycos.nl/pyrocorp...ne/anar666.htm


Thermite II... or A better way to make Thermite by Jolly Roger

Thermite is nasty shit. Here is a good and easy way to make it.
The first step is to get some iron-oxide (which is RUST!). Here is
a good way to make large quantities in a short time:

- Get a DC convertor like the one used on a train set. Cut the
connector off, seperate the wires, and strip them both.

- Now you need a jar of water with a tablespoon or so of sodium
chloride (which is SALT!) added to it. This makes the water
conductive.

- Now insert both wires into the mixture (I am assuming you
plugged the convertor in...) and let them sit for five minutes.
One of them will start bubbling more than the other. This is the
POSITIVE(+) wire. If you do not do this test right, the final
product will be the opposite (chemically) of rust, which is RUST
ACID. You have no use for this here (although it IS useful!).

- Anyway, put the nail tied to the positive wire into the jar. Now
put the negative wire in the other end. Now let it sit overnight
and in the morning scrape the rust off of the nail & repeat until
you got a bunch of rust on the bottom of the glass. Be generous
with your rust collection. If you are going through the trouble of
making thermite, you might as well make a lot, right?

- Now remove the excess water and pour the crusty solution onto a
cookie sheet. Dry it in the sun for a few hours, or inside
overnight. It should be an orange-brown color (although I have
seen it in many different colors! Sometimes the color gets fucked
up, what can I say... but it is still iron oxide!)

- Crush the rust into a fine powder and heat it in a cast-iron pot
until it is red. Now mix the pure iron oxide with pure alluminum
filinos which can be bought or filed down by hand from an aluminum
tube or bar. The ratio or iron oxide to aluminum is 8 grams to 3
grams.

- Congrats! You have just made THERMITE! Now, to light it...

- Thermite requires a LOT of heat (more than a blow torch!) to


ignite. However, a magnesium ribbon (which is sorta hard to find..
call around) will do the trick. It takes the heat from the
burning magnesium to light the thermite.

- Now when you see your victim's car, pour a fifty-cent sized pile
onto his hood, stick the ribbon in it, and light the ribbon with
the blow torch. Now chuckle as you watch it burn through the hood,
the block, the axle, and the pavement. BE CAREFUL! The ideal
mixtures can vaporize CARBON STEEL! Another idea is to use
thermite to get into pay phone cash boxes. HAVE FUN!! -Jolly Roger-

[Wasp27]

Just sent you a PM re MITZY UTE

[jeremysprite]

Yup thermite!!! Scientists in america put a 1kg block on top of an engine block... after it was finished, the engine was sagging off its supports

CHEAPER (?), easier option -

Mitre 10, bottle of spirit of salt which is hydrochloric acid, about 8mol L-1 (read:eats stuff quick), which will eat through his bonnet, axle, cylinder head, and leave an odorous, green coloured gas. Do not breathe.

[Sniper]

Hehe, look at all the background chemists who would lose a body part trying that which they have written.

Not you hXc BTW, that was a copy/paste by the jolly roger who is an egg

[sAsLEX]

Blue ute PG 6988 occupied by a couple of "early settlers"

thats my suprised face

I could make some up for you in 20mins. Its a lot more fun than bird shit too.

Where you getting alot of rust and powdered aluminum from Snipe?

[SwanTiger]

Hmm,

1. The offender is obese/fat
2. Ergo; The offender is unfit
3. Ergo; The offender most likely eats large quantities of fatty foods and has a poor ticker (heart)

Solution:
Tie the offender by chain behind a 4X4 vehicle and drive at jogging pace around a paddock in 10 minute bursts, stopping for 5 minute breaks. Continue until the offender has a heart attack.

The reason this must be done in a paddock is that he will occasionally fall over and if there is too much damage (grazes from the road, etc.) then there will be questions.

Otherwise he is just a fat dude who had a heart attack.

That or send MARK AWESOME !! to live with him for a week.

[SwanTiger]

Where you getting alot of rust from Snipe?

A Suzuki........

[Sniper]

Where you getting alot of rust and powdered aluminum from Snipe?

Powdered aluminum wont be hard to get, the rust would take a bit longer, but I like having freckles of magnesium ribbon through it which is the expensive stuff