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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    feeler - felt (apologies - its not even dark and the wine has run amuck with my sense of humour)
    Aaaaaahh....forgive my obtuseness. I am excited, after all.
    and if you didn't drink muck, then it wouldn't run amok with etc
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Patience, Grasshopper..all in good time.
    yeah but i wo nt be able to type by then.....
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    Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe

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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    so you would now be felt?
    Geez man, the teenager is still out of bed! Where is your sense of propriety?
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Geez man, the teenager is still out of bed! Where is your sense of propriety?
    wont get to see my ramblings as too busy running between the fridge and my glass
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    Just bring the bottle with you, 'tis easier than stumbling back to the frdge....
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Just bring the bottle with you, 'tis easier than stumbling back to the frdge....
    not me running - the teenager

    I'm just the lord and master that barks the orders.

    (says very quitely so that Mrs P doesnt hear - is MSTRS short for master's?)
    Quote Originally Posted by Albert
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    Nah, MSTRS stands for mistress - his bike is his "other woman", you see, he lavishes love and affection on her, rides her hard, thrashes her occasionally, and then comes home to me - all nice as pie!
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    should I send the teenager to bed now?
    Quote Originally Posted by Albert
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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    should I send the teenager to bed now?
    Is said teenager a boy or girl? And if the latter, who's bed?

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

    than battle ever knew.

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    her's, next to the big dog, shotgun and barbed wire fence!
    Quote Originally Posted by Albert
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    Go straight to bed, no dinner for you, young man!
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    her's, next to the big dog, shotgun and barbed wire fence!
    So Dover will have a bit to get through? Said like Mr Burns. . . Excellent *Taps fingers together like Mr Burns*

    Peace hath higher tests of manhood

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    lets get away from teenager daughter bit - is it christmas yet? spill the beans
    Quote Originally Posted by Albert
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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    is it christmas yet? spill the beans
    Its all wrapped up, it is under the tree, you can look at it, you can smell it, (its too big to pick up and shake), but you CAN'T open it yet! OKAYYYYY?
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    Quote Originally Posted by paturoa View Post
    spill the beans
    *Gets can of baked beans and spills all over the floor.* Happy now?

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