All dressed up and begging for sex

**Finn** · 11th October 2006, 17:22

Remember, you heard it here first.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/st...ectID=10405391

So when that girl at work looks extra pretty, she's gagging for it. But for christ sake, wear a condom!

Dirty bitches.

**jrandom** · 11th October 2006, 18:05

Yes. Dirty, er, bitches. Deserve to be punished, they do. Spare the rod and spoil the woman...

**u4ea** · 11th October 2006, 18:12

that would have to be the biggest load of bollocks i have read EVER.if a woman had goop constantly oozing out of her nether regions then maybe she might just wanna do something to make herself feel better..........like wear nice clothes,a nice perfume,beautician and so on...........sorry to be blunt here but ...............gimme a break!!!!!!!!!of course a man is gunna want to jump here bones and make her the carrier of his gene!!!!!!!!

**Goblin** · 11th October 2006, 18:14

Whereas you guys are gagging for it all the fuckin time! Dirty bastards!

**jrandom** · 11th October 2006, 18:18

Originally Posted by Goblin

Whereas you guys are gagging for it all the fuckin time!

That's so totally not true.

I have observed via proper double-blind scientific methods, conducted while wearing a white coat, that I am not gagging for it after consuming a minimum of twenty standard drinks. The past three days have also confirmed that no gagging (of the nature to which you refer) occurs within the first 24 hours after the onset of campylobacter symptoms.

So stop bloody generalising, woman. Jeez. You're all the same...

**jrandom** · 11th October 2006, 18:20

Originally Posted by u4ea

tof course a man is gunna want to... make her the carrier of his gene!!!!!!!!

The only carrying of my jeans I'd have you do, deary, is back off the washing line prior to ironing them.

**Goblin** · 11th October 2006, 18:23

Originally Posted by Fish

That's so totally not true.

I have observed via proper double-blind scientific methods, conducted while wearing a white coat, that I am not gagging for it after consuming a minimum of twenty standard drinks. The past three days have also confirmed that no gagging (of the nature to which you refer) occurs within the first 24 hours after the onset of campylobacter symptoms.

Brewers droop!

**u4ea** · 11th October 2006, 18:30

Originally Posted by Fish

The only carrying of my jeans I'd have you do, deary, is back off the washing line prior to ironing them.

have you heard of starch??????give me your jeans anytime sweetheart

**WINJA** · 11th October 2006, 18:38

Yeah All Woman Are Whores , We Just Pay Much More For The Ones We Marry

**Kyle** · 11th October 2006, 18:54

I believe there could be a gram of truth in that. It is most likely that the women doesnt even relise its happening, i mean does a pilot light come on saying "ovulating" no it doesnt, they just simply feel like getting abit more dressed up then usual. I wouldnt use it as a method of spotting available women though, because many ladies dress up every day, and some of them look like farmers even when they are dressed up (nothing wrong with that either) but it does make sense.

Apparantly men and women use scent as part of the 'courting ritual' if you want to call it that, and science has proven that people with the most different immunitys are most attracted to each other, this way the children get the most immunitys. Of course applying several coats of perfume screws the whole natural system and we end up with 'dud' kids as the result. Its odd really but we do things we dont even relise we are doing sometimes. Like this 4th beer i am drinking, i mean, i dont even remember getting it out of the fridge, it just appeared in my hand, very odd indeed.

**Jamezo** · 11th October 2006, 18:57

Originally Posted by WINJA

Yeah All Woman Are Whores , We Just Pay Much More For The Ones We Marry

...and they say romanticism is dead?

**Finn** · 11th October 2006, 19:00

Originally Posted by Jamezo

...and they say romanticism is dead?

We're talking whores and marriage. What's romance got to do with it?

**jonbuoy** · 11th October 2006, 19:37

Yeah sometimes the ones that wear the little mini skirts are just cock teasers. Its the prim and proper ones in their smart trousers and long skirts that go like rockets. - Or so I'm told...

**Lou Girardin** · 11th October 2006, 19:47

So a woman who's ready to mate wears clothes that make her more attractive.
Who wouda thunk it?
I should have been a scientist. I could come up with this shit all the time.