Want to stay slim, ladies?

**MSTRS:Me** · 13th May 2005, 15:56

Unofficial Mission Statement? - 'There's a sucker born every minute'

**bugjuice** · 13th May 2005, 16:50

***NOW TAKING MINI GROUP BOOKINGS***

Take special advantage of our 'Friends & Family*' package. Also 'frequent low flyier' points can be earnt too.. For more information on mini group bookings, and how they can benefit you, call free on 0800 696969

Coach parties by appointment only..
*family cannot attend the same session at the same time. Something to do with the stupid law. But 'sisters' are ok..

**Coyote** · 13th May 2005, 18:00

Surfchick, and anyone chick against this weight loss program, should read this:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....cgi?u=feminazi

**StoneChucker** · 13th May 2005, 18:16

You'd seriously rather eat cat shit??? Err, ok then

Hey, where's your sense of adventure ladies

I don't know of any men complaining of your "equivelant"...

Ok, so where do us guys sign up for our own franchise? I'm crap at business practices though, I end up giving my products away

**jazbug5** · 13th May 2005, 18:24

Originally Posted by alarumba

Surfchick, and anyone chick against this weight loss program, should read this:
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse....cgi?u=feminazi

*yaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwn*

**surfchick** · 13th May 2005, 18:49

Originally Posted by bugjuice

***NOW TAKING MINI GROUP BOOKINGS***

Take special advantage of our 'Friends & Family*' package. Also 'frequent low flyier' points can be earnt too.. For more information on mini group bookings, and how they can benefit you, call free on 0800 696969

Coach parties by appointment only..
*family cannot attend the same session at the same time. Something to do with the stupid law. But 'sisters' are ok..

dude; you write scarily good advertising copy! although the way this is written, it sounds like you're advertising a coach tour for geriatrics...

**surfchick** · 13th May 2005, 18:51

Originally Posted by StoneChucker

You'd seriously rather eat cat shit??? Err, ok then

,,,I end up giving my products away

someone once said this about my cooking..te he. and "I end up giving my products away" - better then me- i can't give my cooking away i gotta pay someone to eat it it's so burnt...

**Biff** · 13th May 2005, 18:57

Originally Posted by bugjuice

that kind of behaviour could damage our assests..

OOOO - That statement brought tears to my eyes.
Leave my assets out of this. They're for the ladies only, and gentle ones at that.

Originally Posted by bugjuice

One more comment like that, and I'll be questionning our business plans..

Sshhhhh - I'm actually a stud, and my body is a temple, chisled and honed. I'm just laying the land ready to fight off any assaults by the Dr Martin wearing, bra burning misguided feminists out there.

**ManDownUnder** · 7th November 2006, 13:50

... bump....

**Sniper** · 7th November 2006, 14:09

You bastard

**ManDownUnder** · 7th November 2006, 14:11

Originally Posted by Sniper

You bastard

Petite moi? Mais non!

For some reason it came to mind as one of my all time favourite threads... just had to bump it LOLOL!!!

So ladies - step right up, let me help you on your way to slimdom!