Starting sentences with a capital is very important. Here's one I prepared earlier:
wellington truly does produce some interesting characters.
\<\------look a bike
Starting sentences with a capital is very important. Here's one I prepared earlier:
wellington truly does produce some interesting characters.
Forum whore
errrrrrrrr........erm........erm........errrrrrrr. .......Originally Posted by Hitcher
fuck I dunno....I just can't punctuate or spell....
Melicious
Its alright poos... me neither! Bugger off leave him alone.........
.... oh dots ....... I love dots!
" It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me."
Forum whore
dots are fun eh!!!...............everyone used to tease me about them when I first got on KB......now everyone use's them.....lmao!!! twits!!!
Melicious
Yea........ bloody....... twits!!!! ................................. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee......dots are fun eh!!!...............everyone used to tease me about them when I first got on KB......now everyone use's them.....lmao!!! twits!!!
" It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me."
Hardcore Biker
Technically, I think there should be three dots...to make an ellipse (aka ellipsis aka suspension mark)
I like them...they're fun!
Me and my imaginary friend have been goin' round the bend for some time now....
e mare libertas
Nucular bum.
[giggle]
Sorry, I just like saying it.
Nucular bum, nucular bum, nucular bum...
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Royal Enfield user
me 2
more later me ole china !
Name and address with?held
Stephen
"Look, Madame, where we live, look how we live ... look at the life we have...The Republic has forgotten us."
Forum whore
He told me it's big Al, not bi gal, but I have trouble not calling him big gay Al (please don't be offended Al and beat me)
I have so many pet peeves, but my biggest one is the use of the words to, too and two. To, as in 'I'm going to the shop': Too, as in 'it is too far': and Two, as in 'it will take two minutes'.
My other major annoyance is the pronounciation of the name of the place I grew up; it is Gisborne, not Gizbin.
Thanks, quick critique my post........
Me too!
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Forum whore
Bit like in here, really...
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
One, two free, floor!
I still have an issue with the "Brave" as the first word in the whole BDwheteverthefuckyouputnext
Persistant, Devoted (I'll gove you that), Vocal, Outspoken, Irrepressible... no problems.
But Brave? What - you're going to defend us from having our arms ripped off by an angry misspelled word? Maybe some gravel rash? Let's try "Color" (hurt?). "Specialize"?
"Napier Boy's High School"? (maybe the subtletly is more excruciating)
BDOwhogivesshit might be better placed on www.kiwispellingandgrammarchecker.co.nz or www.anal.com (no... hang on - that's taken). While (whilst?) I understand it's annoying for some to have grammatically incorrect postings around the place, it might be worthy of mention this is a biking (and general talking shit) website.
To be fair - it is under rant and rave which is close to PD (in my book anyway) so...
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
The instructions are simple...
As in...we gonna nuke your ass??
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Loud and Uncouth
Now had you mentioned the word 'Totty'.......Now Botty I know that word - " botty man is someone who appears to be camp or not up to date with style. Also can be used as a word to describe a nerd or geek". Hmm not too sure I want to join...
"A fine bit of totty there'... (queue to noise of Homer making drooling noises)
Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
Scotsman on a German
It needs to be BDOTGNZA otherwise I wouldn't have spent the first 6 months on KB in mortal fear of the Dyslexic Columbian Drug Barons.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Playin' around
Ah-ha! Actually, just to be Hitcher-esque about it all, I do believe that the quote is:
"Smithers, release the hounds!"FWIW, once it was even:
"Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons!"There endith the lesson.
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