Fantastic mate, thanks Warlock and Hellraiser.
Really looking forward to my Christmas Present to myself.
Cheers
Jim
Fantastic mate, thanks Warlock and Hellraiser.
Really looking forward to my Christmas Present to myself.
Cheers
Jim
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
No promises that you will get them b4 xmas as this is a really busy time of the year for the freight industry also there is more chance of parcels getting lost.
Can the peeps outside of Akl make sure that Warlock has a delivery address where there will be someone there to sign for the package.
Munters Words of Wisdom
Van: What does ironic mean?
Munter: It means how come the guy with the job has never got any money for any piss?
Doesn't matter when it arrives, it's still my Christmas present to myself
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
LOL Warlock - I have one already and yeah... I like to think is a wee device that does a shit transfer.
You know that moment when a taxi does a U-turn right in fron of you... and you quietly fill your pants? Well now you can help them do the same.
Works well - too... ask me how I know LOL. Uturn - right in front of me, taxi driver had his window open and as I slowed to a rapid halt - he did the same... that look of surprise filled his face and the smell of shit started to eminate from the cab as the 130dBA reminder went straight in his window.
I wonder if he fined himself for soiling his own car...
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Munters Words of Wisdom
Van: What does ironic mean?
Munter: It means how come the guy with the job has never got any money for any piss?
You do realise that it is all your fault if the next get together there are a lot off excessively horney Kiwibikers present......
The stebels still have not arrived, I've been in touch with Nippy Normans and yes .. they have been shipped .. what i failed to realise is that when someone says free shipping .. they mean the cheapest and slowest way possible..
The horns are on a slow boat from the UK. eta on them is another 3 weeks .. sorry for the delay guys, i'll keep you all up to date.
No worries dude.
Thanks for organising them and Happy New Year.
I can't wait to give out my first old-hat-wearing-person a myocardial infarction!
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
TOP QUOTE: “The problem with socialism is that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”
I'm in - although sounds like I'm a little late to the party.
This weeks international insult is in Malayalam:
Thavalayolee
You Frog Fucker
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