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    wonder what colour the back seat is and if she gives a damn while shes there?

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    least it's a convertable... means her head wont hit the roof when she's sitting on ya dick! haha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will View Post
    Just a product of her up-bringing.

    If I was one of the parents in this, I would've said OK car goes back and that would've been the end of it.
    I would have gone a step further. Told her I was going to take the car back and get her a blue one. Driven off in it, returned it. Come home and given her her BLUE matchbox car, then told her to learn her lesson and stop being an ungrateful spoiled little bitch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanium View Post
    Nice tits ........ needs something in her mouth to shut her up ......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost Lemur View Post
    I would have gone a step further. Told her I was going to take the car back and get her a blue one. Driven off in it, returned it. Come home and given her her BLUE matchbox car, then told her to learn her lesson and stop being an ungrateful spoiled little bitch.
    Nah! Better to pay some large hairy mountainman to take her to his shack in the woods for a week or so...where's Colapop when he's needed?
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Nah! Better to pay some large hairy mountainman to take her to his shack in the woods for a week or so...where's Colapop when he's needed?
    I doubt you'd have to pay him...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pervert View Post
    I doubt you'd have to pay him...
    Perhaps not $ - but a GetOutOfTheShitFree card would do - he is married, don't you know.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    I'm meaning any old generic large hairy mountainman, not one in particular.
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    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    ...kinda reminds me of a KB member i met late last year...
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    That girl needs to be taught a decent lesson
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    That girl needs to be taught a decent lesson
    ....UP THE ARSE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by pervert View Post
    At least she's hot.
    So what? With a voice like that, I wouldn't fuck her for practise.
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    doesn't she know red ones go faster ??
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    FFS, who buys a car and gets the colour wrong, Jeeesh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    So what? With a voice like that, I wouldn't fuck her for practise.
    .... but, if you did, can't you just imagine the constant whinging whilst you were at it?
    "no, not THERE - down and over a bit ..... harder, noooooooo slower, ...noooooo you KNOW i've got nothing in my room that goes with that ........ "
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