Cricket...

[Oscar]

What's so great about cricket they haven't won anything of importance for years!!!
The NZ Softball team have won three world series and it only takes them two hours to play a game!!!!

1. NZ won a ICC Champions Trophy not so long ago.
2. Softball is a Bogan Girls game.

[Guitana]

1. NZ won a ICC Champions Trophy not so long ago.
2. Softball is a Bogan Girls game.

So what if I like to watch the girls play softball while enjoying a Tui and brushing my MULLET!!!
At least the Blacksox can throw down a mean HAKA and win three world series in a row a feat never before accomplished!!!
Unlike those girls panty wearing Blackcaps who have'nt won shit since Hadleigh and co departed!! Bunch of mummies boys bet you there's some questionable behaviour going on in that locker room!!!!
As for the kiwis skipper what a dribbler got every excuse under the sun as to why the lads can't get it up on the feild he should've been sacked years ago!!
The BLACK CAPS should be called the BLACK HOLE cos that's where all the sponsors money is going!!!!

[Oscar]

So what if I like to watch the girls play softball while enjoying a Tui and brushing my MULLET!!!
At least the Blacksox can throw down a mean HAKA and win three world series in a row a feat never before accomplished!!!
Unlike those girls panty wearing Blackcaps who have'nt won shit since Hadleigh and co departed!! Bunch of mummies boys bet you there's some questionable behaviour going on in that locker room!!!!
As for the kiwis skipper what a dribbler got every excuse under the sun as to why the lads can't get it up on the feild he should've been sacked years ago!!
The BLACK CAPS should be called the BLACK HOLE cos that's where all the sponsors money is going!!!!

Gee, that's quite well written for a Westie.
I'm sure that your opinion is shared by the 15 other people in NZ who watch the Gurly American-Wannbe game that is SOFTball.

Ps. It's Hadlee.

[Guitana]

Gee, that's quite well written for a Westie.
I'm sure that your opinion is shared by the 15 other people in NZ who watch the Gurly American-Wannbe game that is SOFTball.

Ps. It's Hadlee.

Touche Oscar Touche!!!!!!

[scumdog]

1. NZ won a ICC Champions Trophy not so long ago.
2. Softball is a Bogan Girls game.

So I guess it's alright to lose - as long as you play a 'nice' game?????

[Guitana]

So I guess it's alright to lose - as long as you play a 'nice' game?????

Never happen in Australia they'd all be sacked and working at Hungry Jacks by now.
I can just hear it now!! (Fleming) I'm sorry your dissapointed with your burger sir and your fries were cold but the boys tried their best and I'm sure they'll do better next time!!!! Fuck that I'm of to Maccas!!!
How anybody can sit for 6-8 hours and watch a bunch of effeminate lads dressed in white and wearing womans under wear and mincing around the paddock is beyond me!!!!!

[Guitana]

Gee, that's quite well written for a Westie.
I'm sure that your opinion is shared by the 15 other people in NZ who watch the Gurly American-Wannbe game that is SOFTball.

Ps. It's Hadlee.

Actually I'm an Eastie!

[Oscar]

So I guess it's alright to lose - as long as you play a 'nice' game?????

No it isn't.
However it's a little bit more significant when NZ beats Australia at Cricket, than when NZ beats Chinese-Taipei-Taiwan-Formosa at Softball.

[Oscar]

How anybody can sit for 6-8 hours and watch a bunch of effeminate lads dressed in white and wearing womans under wear and mincing around the paddock is beyond me!!!!!

As opposed to hairy, testosterone laden, baccy chewing boguns with their socks tucked into their trou pretending that they're Barry Bonds?



















































































(And that's just the Womans Team)

[scumdog]

No it isn't.
However it's a little bit more significant when NZ beats Australia at Cricket, than when NZ beats Chinese-Taipei-Taiwan-Formosa at Softball.

NZ beat Australia at cricket?

How many times?????


I bet they were'nt happy, next thing they'll be bowling underarm again!

[Guitana]

No it isn't.
However it's a little bit more significant when NZ beats Australia at Cricket, than when NZ beats Chinese-Taipei-Taiwan-Formosa at Softball.

What about the USA,Canada and Australia?????????????

[scumdog]

What about the USA,Canada and Australia?????????????

Shuttup you fool!

You're just ruining a good story.....

[Oscar]

What about the USA,Canada and Australia?????????????

What about them?

Australia's National Game is Cricket, the US National Game is Baseball and Canada's National Game is Ice Hockey.

Why would anyone in those three countries give a flying fuck about Softball?
Most North AMericans can't believe that Men play Softball...

[Guitana]

What about them?

Australia's National Game is Cricket, the US National Game is Baseball and Canada's National Game is Ice Hockey.

Why would anyone in those three countries give a flying fuck about Softball?
Most North AMericans can't believe that Men play Softball...

Actually the USA and Canada have a higher number of players playing Softball than they have playing baseball and they do give a flying fuck but are really upset about losing their titles to a bunch of hairy arsed colonials three times in a row!!

[scumdog]

What about them?

Australia's National Game is Cricket, the US National Game is Baseball and Canada's National Game is Ice Hockey.

Why would anyone in those three countries give a flying fuck about Softball?
Most North AMericans can't believe that Men play Softball...

So it only counts if the game is a NATIONAL game of all countries concerned... now I see

US and Canada have hadly heard of rugby...or cricket for that matter so I guess we could beat them easily at those games... but it wouldn't count eh?