Judge shocked at biker's bridge stunt - The Mormon's Bridge Video

[Owl]

Yea - I can wheelie a Rocket. Pretty lame ones compared to the pros though. The new Roadster is awesomenessness.

What about a supercharged Rocket?:D

[denill]

Hey Carver, just give up on the sanctimonious whingers. They would never admit it, but they are in denial as have small penises and can't stand it that someone has a big one. :yes: :yes:

[JimO]

Hey Carver, just give up on the sanctimonious whingers. They would never admit it, but they are in denial as have small penises and can't stand it that someone has a big one. :yes: :yes:

acting like a cock doesnt mean he has a big one

[Big Dave]

What about a supercharged Rocket?:D


There's a turbo kt too.

[scracha]

The freedom to find, face up to and enjoy individual challenges is tempered by responsibility. Anyone who does these things must be responsible for their own safety and the safety of others - the tourist who goes walking with suitable clothing, the climber who doesn't check the weather and the fisherman without safety equipment - these are all as stupid as Carver.
The cop who does a U-turn without checking.....



I think the judge was too soft. 1 night in jail would have made a REAL man out of Carver.

[carver]

The cop who does a U-turn without checking.....



I think the judge was too soft. 1 night in jail would have made a REAL man out of Carver.

I was acutually quite excited about going "in"

[R6_kid]

I was acutually quite excited about going "in"

Do you reckon you would have been giving or receiving? Which one do you think you would have been happier with?

[smoky]

i think this thread has passed it's use by date

[carver]

Do you reckon you would have been giving or receiving? Which one do you think you would have been happier with?

either or, variety is the spice of life

[denill]

i think this thread has passed it's use by date

Agree. I'm unsubscribing. :mellow:

[Big Dave]

OK - everyone stop having fun and PT. Didums don't like it. :devil2:

[smoky]

OK - everyone stop having fun and PT. Didums don't like it. :devil2:
As soon the thread deteriorates into poking each other up the bum - I tend to loose interest, I'll leave that for the mormons

[tri boy]

Mate - i've been out riding with you before, and riding with carver, you two are poler opposites, he gets out there ad pushes it too hard for my liking, you get out there and plod along so slowly I wonder why you even bother

I'd rather live a short life as a lion - than a long life as a snail



You have ridden once with me on a ride out towards Kawhia, and then Harbour Rd towards Waitomo.
I had ridden these roads only 1 or 2 times prior, (i'm not a Wuckatoo local, arrived here in 2005), on a poorly set up bike that afterwards ended up in a ditch due to a muppet claiming to be a race tech suspension expert. (it was repaired by RT after the accident).
I make no excuses towards being cautious on those back roads, (as YOD and Cowboyz found out the reasons later that year. Yod went down hard).
If you wish to jump on a track bike and challenge an ex sidecar racer, then feel free. You set it up and pay for it, as your mouth seems to be willing to write cheques that your budget probably can't cash.
Ride as fast as you like on the public roads dude, your family obviously couldn't care less about the loss. Maybe you think you are a lion, but I have just added you to the Twirp list.

[Oscar]

You have ridden once with me on a ride out towards Kawhia, and then Harbour Rd towards Waitomo.
I had ridden these roads only 1 or 2 times prior, (i'm not a Wuckatoo local, arrived here in 2005), on a poorly set up bike that afterwards ended up in a ditch due to a muppet claiming to be a race tech suspension expert. (it was repaired by RT after the accident).
I make no excuses towards being cautious on those back roads, (as YOD and Cowboyz found out the reasons later that year. Yod went down hard).
If you wish to jump on a track bike and challenge an ex sidecar racer, then feel free. You set it up and pay for it, as your mouth seems to be willing to write cheques that your budget probably can't cash.
Ride as fast as you like on the public roads dude, your family obviously couldn't care less about the loss. Maybe you think you are a lion, but I have just added you to the Twirp list.

Jeez, don't feed the trolls, eh?
He must have a very small willy if he worries about how fast you ride.

The stupid part of his comment is that Carver got into trouble doing something slowly - something that if wasn't illegal, any B grade trials rider could do...

[MIXONE]

Jesus Oscar does that make me C grade (or just scared of hights)?

[Oscar]

Jesus Oscar does that make me C grade (or just scared of hights)?

It makes you sensible.

[piston broke]

so,
carver,did you bother to stop traffic,pedestrians from crossin the bridge while doing your ride?
i haven't looked at the vid.a child can ride in a straight line.fecked if i would do it tho,
dunno what the bridge looks like.but,from the sound of it,
i do appreciate your daring.
surely if you had put a person at each end stopping traffic it would have shown some responsibility towards others safety

[smoky]

You have ridden once with me on a ride ...... bla bla bla bla
I make no excuses towards being cautious ......bla bla bla
I wasn't having a go at you, just pointing out that we all ride at differing pace, ability and for different reasons - ok. And that I think one rider shouldn't necessarily judge another riders abilities based on our own level of ability - nor do i think you know Carver very well at all, but you seem awfully keen to have a go at him, perhaps if you got to know him you may have a different opinion of him (maybe not to)



If you wish to jump on a track bike and challenge an ex sidecar racer, then feel free. ...... mouth seems to be willing to write cheques that your budget probably can't cash.
Now you're sounding exactly the same as carver, mate I don't claim to be fast on the road - show me where I ever said I was?
Due to the fact that you got so bent out of shape when I said you ride slow, tells me that you're no different to any one else including carver.
"I'm an ex sidecar racer....bla bla bla" but did you ever win anything other than when everyone else broke down or didn't turn up?


Ride as fast as you like on the public roads dude, your family obviously couldn't care less about the loss. Maybe you think you are a lion, but I have just added you to the Twirp list.

Yeah now see that's where you're wrong - I was referring to carver, read it again plonka, I said he rides too fast for me on the road

Add me to what ever list you like tri boy, I don't give a shit what you think, it's your loss. I thought you were an alright sort of guy

[carver]

so,
carver,did you bother to stop traffic,pedestrians from crossin the bridge while doing your ride?
i haven't looked at the vid.a child can ride in a straight line.fecked if i would do it tho,
dunno what the bridge looks like.but,from the sound of it,
i do appreciate your daring.
surely if you had put a person at each end stopping traffic it would have shown some responsibility towards others safety

nope, i did wait till the footpath was clear and went with the flow of traffic

[Oscar]

I wasn't having a go at you, just pointing out that we all ride at differing pace, ability and for different reasons - ok. And that I think one rider shouldn't necessarily judge another riders abilities based on our own level of ability - nor do i think you know Carver very well at all, but you seem awfully keen to have a go at him, perhaps if you got to know him you may have a different opinion of him (maybe not to)


And yet that's exactly what you did - after one ride with Tri-boy you asked why he even bothered....





... I don't give a shit what you think, it's your loss. I thought you were an alright sort of guy

So if you don't give a shit, why have another go at him?

[smoky]

And yet that's exactly what you did - after one ride with Tri-boy you asked why he even bothered....

Your wrong.
I was looking for the reaction. He's probably a very competent rider, how would i know what his ability is or isn't, I made no comment on his ability nor did I insult him - you guys are hypocrites going on about carver - we're all the same really.


So if you don't give a shit, why have another go at him?

If you don't understand simple conversations you can't be too bright

[Oscar]

Your wrong.
I was looking for the reaction. He's probably a very competent rider, how would i know what his ability is or isn't, I made no comment on his ability nor did I insult him - you guys are hypocrites going on about carver - we're all the same really.



Gee that's funny, I could have sworn you said this:


Mate - i've been out riding with you before, and riding with carver, you two are poler opposites, he gets out there ad pushes it too hard for my liking, you get out there and plod along so slowly I wonder why you even bother

That appears to be a definitive comment about his riding and a mild insult.



If you don't understand simple conversations you can't be too bright

I think most people would struggle with stupid blathering like yours, perhaps you should either increase or decrease the dosage so that your story stays straight over time.

Also - it's probably best you check spelling and grammar before accusing someone else of not being too bright, Einstein.

[smoky]

Gee that's funny, I could have sworn you said this:
That appears to be a definitive comment about his riding and a mild insult.
Only if you think riding slow is an insult? And I made no comment about his ability - you obviously confuse speed for ability



Also - it's probably best you check spelling and grammar before accusing someone else of not being too bright, Einstein.
Fuck you and your spelling, if you silly pricks on here can't read and comprehend the common english vernacular on a motor bike forum then that's your problem

Why are you getting bent out a shape about my comments for? Does triboy need you to stand for him or something? I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

[Oscar]

Only if you think riding slow is an insult? And I made no comment about his ability - you obviously confuse speed for ability

Fuck you and your spelling, if you silly pricks on here can't read and comprehend the common english vernacular on a motor bike forum then that's your problem

Why are you getting bent out a shape about my comments for? Does triboy need you to stand for him or something? I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce

Jeez, did it hurt to stand on you on tongue just then?
You started the discussion on who was bright and all - I just thought I'd continue it.
Besides, as you keep contradicting yourself, I figured you need all the help you can get.

As for Triboy - he's a decent chap and you were taking a cheap shot at him.
It's what friends are for...

[smoky]

As for Triboy - he's a decent chap and you were taking a cheap shot at him.
It's what friends are for...

So it's fine for him to take cheap shots at carver all the time
If people don't want to get it back, they shouldn't give it out

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

[Oscar]

So it's fine for him to take cheap shots at carver all the time
If people don't want to get it back, they shouldn't give it out

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter

Yep.
That's how it works.
He takes cheap shots at Carver (and Carver being Carver, wouldn't want it any other way) you take cheap shots at him, I take cheap shots at you...


I'll pass on the niceness, thanks.
You seem to be struggling at the "cheap shot" end of the intellectual spectrum (although I note that your spelling has improved). I figure that upping the ante may cause you to sprain your cerebellum:killingme

[smoky]

You seem to be struggling at the "cheap shot" end of the intellectual spectrum (although I note that your spelling has improved). I figure that upping the ante may cause you to sprain your cerebellum:killingme

And your argument is what? Or are you just trying to start a wind up for some other reason?

If I give you a nice shiny quarter will you go away.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant

[smoky]

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[smoky]

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[Oscar]

And your argument is what? Or are you just trying to start a wind up for some other reason?

If I give you a nice shiny quarter will you go away.
I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant

Start a wind up?
Man, you take yourself way to seriously - I'd imagine that in real life you're a nice enough bloke, but you might wanna drop the pompous wanker act of the interweb.

Also - if yer going to pinch lines from other people, at least change them for local consumption.

A quarter?

[smoky]

Start a wind up?
Well you're not adding anything to the conversation, just having a go cause you think I up set your ........mate?


Man, you take yourself way to seriously - I'd imagine that in real life you're a nice enough bloke, but you might wanna drop the pompous wanker act of the interweb.
I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me


Also - if yer going to pinch lines from other people, at least change them for local consumption.

A quarter?
The saying doesn't work if you change it for an NZ coin; Because quarters were the shiniest of coins - the squirrels can't resist pinching them. The saying compares the small mindedness of squirrel who can't resist a shiny quarter to the small minded way you and your mate couldn't resist retaliating when I suggested Triboy rides slow??

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

[Oscar]

The saying doesn't work if you change it for an NZ coin; Because quarters were the shiniest of coins - the squirrels can't resist pinching them. The saying compares the small mindedness of squirrel who can't resist a shiny quarter to the small minded way you and your mate couldn't resist retaliating when I suggested Triboy rides slow??

I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

Er - you didn't have to explain it, I am quite familiar with the saying.
However, the fact that you did explain it, and continue with your whole pseudo clever shtick says a lot about you.

As for Triboy being slow (and I have to say, he seems to get along alright from what I've seen) - your logic is flawed. Why does his speed on a motorcycle disqualify him from having an opinion on this subject, particularly as the ride in question was a slow one?

[smoky]

Er - you didn't have to explain it, I am quite familiar with the saying.
Make your mind up!

A quarter?
You obviously didn't understand it - and I figured I best keep things simple for you. As you perviously indicated you need things spelt out correctly for you as you have trouble with the common vernacular used on KB


for Triboy being slow (and I have to say, he seems to get along alright from what I've seen) - your logic is flawed. Why does his speed on a motorcycle disqualify him from having an opinion on this subject, particularly as the ride in question was a slow one?
sheesh your thick dude, or can't you be bothered to read! Tell me - were you on that ride to know if it was either fast or slow?
My point in saying he rode slow was not to insult but to make the comparison of his preferred pace, my comfortable pace and Carvers pace - that although we all ride at a different pace I don't think it reflects or has any bearing on our ability to ride
I knew the road better than he did he, on that ride, on that road. Carver seems to know his limits - or at lest I hope he does

Your wrong.
I was looking for the reaction. He's probably a very competent rider, how would i know what his ability is or isn't, I made no comment on his ability nor did I insult him ....
If you don't understand simple conversations you can't be too bright
So a better quote that is perhaps more apt for NZ
If I throw a stick, will you leave?

[Oscar]

Make your mind up!

You obviously didn't understand it - and I figured I best keep things simple for you. As you perviously indicated you need things spelt out correctly for you as you have trouble with the common vernacular used on KB


sheesh your thick dude, or can't you be bothered to read! Tell me - were you on that ride to know if it was either fast or slow?
My point in saying he rode slow was not to insult but to make the comparison of his preferred pace, my comfortable pace and Carvers pace - that although we all ride at a different pace I don't think it reflects or has any bearing on our ability to ride
I knew the road better than he did he, on that ride, on that road. Carver seems to know his limits - or at lest I hope he does

So a better quote that is perhaps more apt for NZ
If I throw a stick, will you leave?

The only person responding to stimuli, canine wise, is you.
But you are starting to become repetitive (and your explanation for your originally post. downright boring). Time to unsubscribe, I think.

[smoky]

The only person responding to stimuli, canine wise, is you.
But you are starting to become repetitive (and your explanation for your originally post. downright boring). Time to unsubscribe, I think.
best you do - if you can't take it, don't start it

it's not worth you getting all upset about, it's only KB, most of us just come on here for a laugh and realise it's not the real world.

Talking about real world, i got some riding to do

[Oscar]

best you do - if you can't take it, don't start it

Still boring...:yes:

[smoky]

Still boring...:yes:
and yet you're still here?

[denill]

Came back for a laugh - and got it. :yes: :yes:

You guys are OT. Schoologirl's playground stuff. Unfucking believable............................ :gob:

[denill]

Came back for a laugh - and got it. :yes: :yes:

You guys are OT. Schoologirl's playground stuff. Unfucking believable............................ :gob:

Apologies to all schoolgirls. You should not be compared with these tossers..................

[smoky]

Apologies to all schoolgirls. You should not be compared with these tossers..................
Thank you for your opinion

[quickbuck]

This thread is about to go all Orange (IMHO) if you know what I mean....

Oh well, was good while it lasted... not great, but good none the less....

And I mean the bits where we were talking about Carver....

[denill]

There ya go Carver.

http://www.thehellteam.com/catalogue/c145/c156

These guys are from Brisbane. My son saw their act at a Two Day Trail Ride. One did a back flip off a 10 metre run up ramp and land on to the top of a car, FFS. And on a Trials Bike..........

[carver]

There ya go Carver.

http://www.thehellteam.com/catalogue/c145/c156

These guys are from Brisbane. My son saw their act at a Two Day Trail Ride. One did a back flip off a 10 metre run up ramp and land on to the top of a car, FFS. And on a Trials Bike..........

wow, that is pretty good.
those guys do a lot to promote trials and the unusual use of trials bikes

I had to do something while disqual'd!

[madbikeboy]

Mmm. Schoolgirls...

[carver]

Mmm. Schoolgirls...

schoolboys...mmmmmm

[dpex]

here is my you tube account

http://www.youtube.com/user/scarwall

Too bloody great! And like so many I thought you have always been all piss and wind.

Now here's your next challenge. You'll need:- A purpose-made trailer which creates a ramp. A parachute. A boat.

The vehicle towing the trailer stops at the top of the harbour bridge. Lowers back end of ramp. You fly up ramp, over the edge, count three then pull the ripcord. Float down to waiting boat.

Hell's teeth. If you can arrange the ramp, I'd do the jump.

[dpex]

Too bloody great! And like so many I thought you have always been all piss and wind.

Now here's your next challenge. You'll need:- A purpose-made trailer which creates a ramp. A parachute. A boat.

The vehicle towing the trailer stops at the top of the harbour bridge. Lowers back end of ramp. You fly up ramp, over the edge, count three then pull the ripcord. Float down to waiting boat.

Hell's teeth. If you can arrange the ramp, I'd do the jump.


I just thought about it. You could use the ramp on any basic towie's truck. You just have to get the approach angle right. In fact the truck would hardly have to slow down.

[dpex]

acting like a cock doesnt mean he has a big one

And so which bureacratic bunch of council workers are you employed by?

[carver]

I just thought about it. You could use the ramp on any basic towie's truck. You just have to get the approach angle right. In fact the truck would hardly have to slow down.

haha, watch this sapce, thats all i am saying

[caseye]

Oh Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[dpex]

haha, watch this sapce, thats all i am saying

Teehee. The prevailing SW wind says you'll need to go off the East side (North to South lanes)
or risk getting tangled on the bridge.

Cameras with good lenses. Two at Westhaven. One on the pick-up boat, one on Nothcote Point (East side). At least one on the truck/ramp unit to record the look on following drivers faces. One helmet cam.

Looking for crew? I'm in. :--))

Be great if you could think up a way to detonate the bike on it's flight down. A barbque lighter in the fuel tank, coupled to a simple timer should do the trick....fuel cap has to be off.

[carver]

Teehee. The prevailing SW wind says you'll need to go off the East side (North to South lanes)
or risk getting tangled on the bridge.

Cameras with good lenses. Two at Westhaven. One on the pick-up boat, one on Nothcote Point (East side). At least one on the truck/ramp unit to record the look on following drivers faces. One helmet cam.

Looking for crew? I'm in. :--))

Be great if you could think up a way to detonate the bike on it's flight down. A barbque lighter in the fuel tank, coupled to a simple timer should do the trick....fuel cap has to be off.

it is a lot of work, how high is the drop?

[caseye]

120 feet at high tide from surface of water to under side of lowest point at the centre of the bridge.For some it's a long way down for others it's the last drop.
So if you add approximately 3 stories of superstructure and road surface anfd then the height of the ramp you'd be leaving at an approx altitude of about 160 feet.

[carver]

120 feet at high tide from surface of water to under side of lowest point at the centre of the bridge.For some it's a long way down for others it's the last drop.
So if you add approximately 3 stories of superstructure and road surface anfd then the height of the ramp you'd be leaving at an approx altitude of about 160 feet.

so approx 54 m to fall

that is quite a drop...

[bogan]

Too bloody great! And like so many I thought you have always been all piss and wind.

Now here's your next challenge. You'll need:- A purpose-made trailer which creates a ramp. A parachute. A boat.

The vehicle towing the trailer stops at the top of the harbour bridge. Lowers back end of ramp. You fly up ramp, over the edge, count three then pull the ripcord. Float down to waiting boat.

Hell's teeth. If you can arrange the ramp, I'd do the jump.

pffft, vin desile has already done that, and tp has jumped off a moving truck over the side too

[Usarka]

I reckon. We don't want some poofta copy cat shit.

[carver]

pffft, vin desile has already done that, and tp has jumped off a moving truck over the side too

cgi WAS IT....?

[jaffaonajappa]

Damnnn, this has been a good read!
Now. No ones having a go at you for the cock n balls trick?
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/138768-Hamilton-s-Fairfield-College-s-Cock-and-Balls-from-Space

Bwahahahahaha.