For women of a 'certain age'...

[Foxzee]

Well.... see an old guy listens to sounds a woman makes...... no words need to be said if your tuned in, in the art of love making :)

I feel you ladies that have not had that sort man that can read a woman, you have missed soooo much :)


What are you saying.......we need you?????????

[2wheeldrifter]

that or its the only pussy they get to stroke?

Oh my gosh I do have a f-ing cat............. what the hell does that mean!

[Ratti]

A man with technique and NO complaints.............

theoretically possible... as the Queen said to Alice 'I make it a point to believe in 6 impossible things before breakfast " or something like that anyway!

[Foxzee]

Oh my gosh I do have a f-ing cat............. what the hell does that mean!


Ahhhh so it was bloody fur balls that you were choking on earlier...not porriage......hold ya nuts and cough that should release them!!!!!

[Ratti]

Oh my gosh I do have a f-ing cat............. what the hell does that mean!

that you like pussys?

[Foxzee]

theoretically possible... as the Queen said to Alice 'I make it a point to believe in 6 impossible things before breakfast " or something like that anyway!

Who the fuck is Alice............LOL!

[2wheeldrifter]

What are you saying.......we need you?????????

Not me as per se, a well educated man in touch with a womans needs ;)

but hey :)

[Dean]

hang on if Deans on here we will get the wiki on how a fox is curious by nature!!!)

Hey leave me outta this! Im 17 im too young! lol

Hello everyone:wavey: now I must excuse myself.

[Genie]

I went out to town the other week, whilst wondering (a little under the influence) a young fella in the 20-25 age bracket came up to me....and asked me if I'd like to....ahem....welll......Fuck off you young dork, my son is 23 and I'm not that sick.
Really, anything younger than 15 years is a bit too bad in my book. ( I have to say 15 as my father was 14 years older than my mother) though even that is a little weird.

Really, age shouldn't come into the equation, two people like each other, they become friends and if they're lucky enough to bounce off one another then I think, fuck the world, be happy,

only get One Life, so make it count! (Jack - Titanic)

[2wheeldrifter]

that you like pussys?

Yes I do... eat them all the time and I am not asian :)

[2wheeldrifter]

Ahhhh so it was bloody fur balls that you were choking on earlier...not porriage......hold ya nuts and cough that should release them!!!!!

Thanks for the tip! :)

[Foxzee]

Hey leave me outta this! Im 17 im too young! lol

Hello everyone:wavey: now I must excuse myself.

Nice to see you Dean............night night huni..............

[Foxzee]

I went out to town the other week, whilst wondering (a little under the influence) a young fella in the 20-25 age bracket came up to me....and asked me if I'd like to....ahem....welll......Fuck off you young dork, my son is 23 and I'm not that sick.
Really, anything younger than 15 years is a bit too bad in my book. ( I have to say 15 as my father was 14 years older than my mother) though even that is a little weird.

Really, age shouldn't come into the equation, two people like each other, they become friends and if they're lucky enough to bounce off one another then I think, fuck the world, be happy,

only get One Life, so make it count! (Jack - Titanic)

Hey Chickie......have you met the young Drift then............he's a goer with technique and touches the right spots when he hasn't got furballs....LOL

[Ratti]

Hey leave me outta this! Im 17 im too young! lol

no you're not boyo...16 same as girls.....


ewwww

[Ratti]

It amazes me how many young guys will approach me when Im out performing or playing pirates. Only since I turned 40 tho. What's that about??? If I stuck to the 15 year rule, that'd make anyone 30 or younger fair game...30 is not so bad, but i cant quite get my head around the 20 somethings....

Correct me if Im wrong,. but isn't cougaring a casual fling rather than a serious long term relationship? Not sure perosnallity counts for much if it's only for a night.

[Ratti]

Who the fuck is Alice............LOL!

YOu're kidding? Alice as in Alice in Wonderland and Alice through the Looking glass..... geez, wot do they give kids to read these days?

[Maha]

Really, age shouldn't come into the equation, two people like each other, they become friends and if they're lucky enough to bounce off one another then I think, fuck the world, be happy,


True, but if 15 years is the difference, and the older person is 27 then that would not be right, right?
The largest age gap relationship I have been in was 11 years, I was 37 at the time.

[Fatt Max]

Really, age shouldn't come into the equation, two people like each other, they become friends and if they're lucky enough to bounce off one another

Most.....ahem, make that all the women I've ever jiggied with have bounced off me more than once. On lady who weighed in at 50kg actually bounced out the bedroom window.......and we were 17 floors up, poor thing.....

[Foxzee]

Thanks for the tip! :)

Your welcome hope it helped...........

[Foxzee]

Most.....ahem, make that all the women I've ever jiggied with have bounced off me more than once. On lady who weighed in at 50kg actually bounced out the bedroom window.......and we were 17 floors up, poor thing.....

Bet ya grabbed her pie before she left...............LOL

[Fatt Max]

only get One Life, so make it count! (Jack - Titanic)

The captain of that ship had 1,500 men go down on him....busy fecking night....at least Jack managed to get a rub of Kate Winslut's knockers before he hit the ice........

Tried doing the Titanic thing with Mrs Max on the Cook Strait ferry a couple of years ago, thought it would be romantic.........she dont like boats much and got a bit, you know, crook......I was picking diced carrots and tomato skins out of my jacket for days after....

Celine Dion, I blame you and that fecking song of yours for making me smell like the bogs in any Irish pub just after midnight on a Staurday.....

[2wheeldrifter]

oh can someone give me wheelchair a push?? the batterys gone flat running my laptop to be on here....


Maha is right, the younger the scale goes the more it's frowned upon,

15years is a big maturity gap for some

[Fatt Max]

Bet ya grabbed her pie before she left...............LOL

I would if she ate them, 5okg non pie eating woman..........good fecking riddance I say. When Mrs Max asks 'Does My Bum Look Big In This?' I reply with a resounding "Fuck yeah, get up them stairs chicken cosy Mr Chuby Checker wants you to play with his ding-a-ling'.

Never, ever met a happy skinny person......fuck 'em.....lol

[Ratti]

True, but if 15 years is the difference, and the older person is 27 then that would not be right, right?
The largest age gap relationship I have been in was 11 years, I was 37 at the time.

as you say it depends on age of participants. when I was 23 and he was 16, it was a big difference. then when i was 42 and he was 25, it was still a big difference!

[2wheeldrifter]

as you say it depends on age of participants. when I was 23 and he was 16, it was a big difference. then when i was 42 and he was 25, it was still a big difference!

That age it's more to do with maturity isn't it?

Damn am I been for real on here....???

[Foxzee]

I would if she ate them, 5okg non pie eating woman..........good fecking riddance I say. When Mrs Max asks 'Does My Bum Look Big In This?' I reply with a resounding "Fuck yeah, get up them stairs chicken cosy Mr Chuby Checker wants you to play with his ding-a-ling'.

Never, ever met a happy skinny person......fuck 'em.....lol

So you are saying that skinny .....no eating pie woman are not right.............man are you going to get a pie in ya face on the 16th when you get to Welly.....LOL:)

[2wheeldrifter]

opps just reread it, It's all about maturity with the participants.

[Genie]

True, but if 15 years is the difference, and the older person is 27 then that would not be right, right?
The largest age gap relationship I have been in was 11 years, I was 37 at the time.

so when you were 21 she was 10,,,somehow as we age the difference doesn't seem quite so yick and then when we get to another certain age...say Madonna (53) and her young fella Jesus (not sure, but fuck he's young) it just becomes so very wrong.....

[Dean]

Nice to see you Dean.

Have I got a webcam streaming or something? lol.

I really shouldnt be talking on this buut.
Me and mates have been subject to Cougar attacks whilst hitting the town, they tend to be in their 30's but yeah some in their 40's. They like our Youthfull vigor so to speak.

They are quite touchy hands on when you buy them a drink you can really tell when they have been 'reprived' of something for weeks you can almost hear the desperateness in their voices.
Me personally I find older women attractive because they are more mature and wise, but if a stranger is going to approach me at a bar and she just wants a one nighter then stuff that not safe even with condoms and she aint the right kinda person you know?

[Foxzee]

opps just reread it, It's all about maturity with the participants.

Have you found a cougar....LOL....

Pics or it didn't happen!!!

[Genie]

Most.....ahem, make that all the women I've ever jiggied with have bounced off me more than once. On lady who weighed in at 50kg actually bounced out the bedroom window.......and we were 17 floors up, poor thing.....

hahahahaah....love this and god I love to bounce...........hehehehehe:spanking:

[Ratti]

So you are saying that skinny .....no eating pie woman are not right.............man are you going to get a pie in ya face on the 16th when you get to Welly.....LOL:)

Excellent idea Foxzee. Im picking up our rotund friend from the airport...wanna arrange a little welcome for him?

[Fatt Max]

So you are saying that skinny .....no eating pie woman are not right.............man are you going to get a pie in ya face on the 16th when you get to Welly.....LOL:)

No not al all matey, all I said was I've never met a happy skinny person.....and lets face it, a 50kg non eating pie woman is, well, you know.......as for that pie in the face, can you make sure I have my mouth open at the time.....

At the end of the day, I love all women of all shapes and sizes.......but they are not like the real thing...!!

[2wheeldrifter]

Have you found a cougar....LOL....

Pics or it didn't happen!!!

I think I have, she just "jumped" my wheelchair... I'm in love !

[allycatz]

True, but if 15 years is the difference, and the older person is 27 then that would not be right, right?
The largest age gap relationship I have been in was 11 years, I was 37 at the time.

I met my ex husband when I was 18...he was 33....we were together 18 years. I couldnt get me head around shagging someone 18 years my junior....Im done with the whole 'use them then lose then' bizzo

[Ratti]

hahahahaah....love this and god I love to bounce...........hehehehehe:spanking:

thats just one of the many advantages of a fat man. bounce bounce bounce

[Ratti]

I think I have, she just "jumped" my wheelchair... I'm in love !

That's not a cougar dear, that's just your cat asking to be fed...

[Genie]

Have I got a webcam streaming or something? lol.

I really shouldnt be talking on this buut.

Me and mates have been subject to Cougar attacks whilst hitting the town, they tend to be in their 30's but yeah some in their 40's. They like our Youthfull vigor so to speak. hahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahah omg you're probably right!!!!

They are quite touchy hands on when you buy them a drink you can really tell when they have been 'reprived' of something for weeks you can almost hear the desperateness in their voices. You buy them a drink....FFS....they should be buying you a drink. OH YUK on the desparate!


Me personally I find older women attractive because they are more mature and wise, but if a stranger is going to approach me at a bar and she just wants a one nighter then stuff that not safe even with condoms and she aint the right kinda person you know?


always, and I mean always, be very picky about who you let have access to the "goods"

[Fatt Max]

Excellent idea Foxzee. Im picking up our rotund friend from the airport...wanna arrange a little welcome for him?

Feck me gently, I absolutley positivley LOVE Wellington........!!!

[Genie]

thats just one of the many advantages of a fat man. bounce bounce bounce

Please can you inform me of other advantages????? LIke I get that the warmth and the snuggle thing would be sooooo way way yummy....but what esle is there?

[2wheeldrifter]

That's not a cougar dear, that's just your cat asking to be fed...

Better go fed it some meat then..

catch ya :wavey:

[Genie]

The captain of that ship had 1,500 men go down on him....busy fecking night....at least Jack managed to get a rub of Kate Winslut's knockers before he hit the ice........

Tried doing the Titanic thing with Mrs Max on the Cook Strait ferry a couple of years ago, thought it would be romantic.........she dont like boats much and got a bit, you know, crook......I was picking diced carrots and tomato skins out of my jacket for days after....

Celine Dion, I blame you and that fecking song of yours for making me smell like the bogs in any Irish pub just after midnight on a Staurday.....

OMG...you are so the funniest man on kb....well in my eyes :love:

[Foxzee]

Excellent idea Foxzee. Im picking up our rotund friend from the airport...wanna arrange a little welcome for him?

Hehehe Aunty Ratti......time to show me what ya really know................

Is Stoney's car not big enough???????????????

[Genie]

Feck me gently, I absolutley positivley LOVE Wellington........!!!

and I absolutley, positively LOVE my bike....oh and I LOVE MY MASTER......he rocks!

[Fatt Max]

Please can you inform me of other advantages????? LIke I get that the warmth and the snuggle thing would be sooooo way way yummy....but what esle is there?

Well, as I indicated in another thread, here are a few things to contemplate:

(a) You will never, ever be short of something to eat

(b) Fat blokes give off a scent called Minceandcheese-illyum, a potent hormone that drives any red blooded girl wild and reaching for the tommy sauce

(c) Fat blokes always carry condoms, they hold 2 litres of liquid, much easier to fill then those clumsy jugs at the wholesalers

(d) You can rub flabby manboobs to see just how those girls in the left handed DVD’s feel and still not be accused of being a raging rug muncher (although that in itself is not a bad thing)

(e) A fat bloke on a bike is probably the sexiest, most erotic thing you can think of, unless Susan Boyle’s moustache flicks yer switch

(f) A fat bloke can find the G spot cos it looks like a lolly and lollies are nice

So there you go ladies. Please feel free to browse my self help publication on this topic entitled “Oh Go On Then Big Boy, Show Me What Else You Have Hidden In Your Gut Flaps”

There now, feel anything........

[Dean]

always, and I mean always, be very picky about who you let have access to the "goods"

Yeah most definately I get to know them first.

About this whole 'fat man' thing, when one gets a beer belly the weight from the Stomach overlaps the groin and Penis, meaning the person loses inches off the Penis. The Penis literally inverts itself but hey if you can figure out an in genius way on how to bounce on a 3inch pinner sure :)

[Fatt Max]

Hehehe Aunty Ratti......time to show me what ya really know................

Is Stoney's car not big enough???????????????

It's not........it's not........it's not a fecking ice cream van is it??????.........ooohhh, just off to have a cold shower, somethings come up.......oh I say.......

[Genie]

It's not........it's not........it's not a fecking ice cream van is it??????.........ooohhh, just off to have a cold shower, somethings come up.......oh I say.......

DO NOT MENTION ICE CREAM VAN....under any circumstances. I have been lead to believe that evil lurks in the bellows of these things!!! Be very afraid....very very afraid!

[Fatt Max]

DO NOT MENTION ICE CREAM VAN....under any circumstances. I have been lead to believe that evil lurks in the bellows of these things!!! Be very afraid....very very afraid!

Nah bollocks, if you find one I shall protect you and slay the evil........and eat the flakes and other stuff.

Actually, they found a guy dead in an ice cream van at the end of my road last week. Guy had chopped peanuts all over him, police reckon he topped himself.......
.......the area is still coned off........

Shit, eh....been a long day.....

[Foxzee]

It's not........it's not........it's not a fecking ice cream van is it??????.........ooohhh, just off to have a cold shower, somethings come up.......oh I say.......

According to Dean that's impossible.......nothing can come up....

Be good to met ya at the golden gates of Parly..........I'll bring the pies ok!!!!!!

[Ratti]

Yeah most definately I get to know them first.

About this whole 'fat man' thing, when one gets a beer belly the weight from the Stomach overlaps the groin and Penis, meaning the person loses inches off the Penis. The Penis literally inverts itself but hey if you can figure out an in genius way on how to bounce on a 3inch pinner sure :)

f*** you're kidding right? no that's right you're a kid.
Let Aunty Ratti have a quiet chat with you sonny.... trust me riding a fat man is an awesome experience. and FYI it's not the size of the dick that matters it's where it reaches that is the good bit. A 3 inch boner in the right places is better than a whopper that is being driven by someone useless. Hence my preference to be the driver. As a suggestion, next time you get lucky, let her drive, it's her body and she knows what is working for her.

[Ratti]

According to Dean that's impossible.......nothing can come up....

Be good to met ya at the golden gates of Parly..........I'll bring the pies ok!!!!!!

Excellent idea. I'll be there somewhere. am intending to throw FattMax out the door of the van, race off to fetch my bike and head back to Parliament in time for the games. T shirts with our names on them? or shall i follow FattM as he follows his nose to your pies? lol

[Ratti]

Feck me gently, I absolutley positivley LOVE Wellington........!!!

Relax FattM..we be gentle with you. Promise

[Fatt Max]

About this whole 'fat man' thing, when one gets a beer belly the weight from the Stomach overlaps the groin and Penis, meaning the person loses inches off the Penis. The Penis literally inverts itself but hey if you can figure out an in genius way on how to bounce on a 3inch pinner sure :)

Oh matey, now seriously........

A fair comment with a plausable scientific background......

But, take it from a life long fat bloke, its all about the ladies

Let me explain.....

Just take it easy, know enough to gauge the reactions, even the smallest change in movement can count but you HAVE to be able to read the lady. Guys are designed for one thing and thats getting the rocks off. Ladies are far more complicated as well as delicate.....

So, read the signs, hand them the wheel and let them follow the road. Be gentlle, but only as gentle as they want you to be. Remember, a tendfer kiss in the right place at the right time works so much better than showing off your bits and pieces.....

Take the time the ladies need and let them fall into the whole thing

Fat or not, it works bruvver, give it a go

But, you HAVE to appreciate the delicateness and subtltey of the female form, celebrate it and be part of it

Right, thats that...I wait now for the barrage of abuse that, as a fat bastard, I am more than used to......

[Ratti]

no abuse from me dude, but Im ready to hand it out to all who deserve it.

[Foxzee]

Excellent idea. I'll be there somewhere. am intending to throw FattMax out the door of the van, race off to fetch my bike and head back to Parliament in time for the games. T shirts with our names on them? or shall i follow FattM as he follows his nose to your pies? lol

I'll be somewhere Stoney has me liasing with people.....he's great at giving out jobs....

I'll PM ya my cell and we can catch up for coffee before hand if ya want............

[<G>]

A gorgeous younger guy ends up with a beautiful older woman at a wild club…. as the evening progresses with drinking and sexy dancing.…she asks the young hunk if he’s ever had a “sportsman’s double?” He says what’s that? She explains that it’s a mother and daughter threesome. The guy thinks, if the mother is this hot then the daughter must be even better, so he agrees! He thinks this is his lucky night! He goes home with her, and as they get in the house…..the fabulous cougar shouts upstairs “Mom you still awake?”

[<G>]

Loooovvee the way you justify it !!

Consenting adults don't need to justify anything :msn-wink:

[Dean]

Ratti and Fattmax.

Easy guys and gals I was joking I aplogise for setting off firewroks of tension.
More to that Ive heard people talking about surveys that prove women dont care about size.

[Foxzee]

A gorgeous younger guy ends up with a beautiful older woman at a wild club…. as the evening progresses with drinking and sexy dancing.…she asks the young hunk if he’s ever had a “sportsman’s double?” He says what’s that? She explains that it’s a mother and daughter threesome. The guy thinks, if the mother is this hot then the daughter must be even better, so he agrees! He thinks this is his lucky night! He goes home with her, and as they get in the house…..the fabulous cougar shouts upstairs “Mom you still awake?”

LMAO...well said chicky....

That's coming from experience is it??????????......LOL

[Fatt Max]

I'll be somewhere Stoney has me liasing with people.....he's great at giving out jobs....

I'll PM ya my cell and we can catch up for coffee before hand if ya want............

There will be pies there, eh.....??

[Foxzee]

Ratti and Fattmax.

Easy guys and gals I was joking I aplogise for setting off firewroks of tension.
More to that Ive heard people talking about surveys that prove women dont care about size.

Do we not????????? who said....they are lying!!!!!!!!

[Foxzee]

There will be pies there, eh.....??


Yes darling I have the bakery on code red ready for your arrival..................

[Genie]

21 pages and I haven't reead one "RRRRROOOOAAARRRRR"


no cougars in KB land then!

[Fatt Max]

21 pages and I haven't reead one "RRRRROOOOAAARRRRR"


no cougars in KB land then!

Mate, there's heaps of em...it's just too early in the evening thats all.....

Feck, glad I'm in Auckland, south of the Bombays looks right dodgy.........oooeeerrrr

[Fatt Max]

Yes darling I have the bakery on code red ready for your arrival..................

Oooooohhhhhh............cold shower time again........

[Foxzee]

Oooooohhhhhh............cold shower time again........

Jeepurrs......you and cold showers.....you are scaring the young!!!!!!!!

[Ratti]

Feck, glad I'm in Auckland, south of the Bombays looks right dodgy.........oooeeerrrr

yup and ain't you glad you getting a wee taste on 16th....just a taste tho eh? Don't want Mrs FM after me. heck that would really set the fur flying!

Down boy!

[Foxzee]

yup and ain't you glad you getting a wee taste on 16th....just a taste tho eh? Don't want Mrs FM after me. heck that would really set the fur flying!

Down boy!

Geez Luff....you are going to have your hands full with keeping FM in pies and Drifter coughing up furballs in his g-string!

[2wheeldrifter]

Geez Luff....you are going to have your hands full with keeping FM in pies and Drifter coughing up furballs in his g-string!

Sounds bad... but it's really a pretty sight to behold

[2wheeldrifter]

yup and ain't you glad you getting a wee taste on 16th....just a taste tho eh? Don't want Mrs FM after me. heck that would really set the fur flying!

Down boy!

The 16th??? whats happening on the 16th?

[Foxzee]

The 16th??? whats happening on the 16th?

Geez.....and you are trying to be the stud and you don't know what's happening on the 16th......

It's the annual gay parade .....LOL..........FM is singing there....."he's coming round the mountain when he comes"...LOL





No seriously it's the next ACC protest.....like the BIKEOI..but this time it's everyone in, Unions etc, bikers, NZ'ers

[2wheeldrifter]

Geez.....and you are trying to be the stud and you don't know what's happening on the 16th......

It's the annual gay parade .....LOL..........FM is singing there....."he's coming round the mountain when he comes"...LOL







No seriously it's the next ACC protest.....like the BIKEOI..but this time it's everyone in, Unions etc, bikers, NZ'ers

The annual gay parade is sounding more FUN, guess if it's the BIKEOI it will just be HD riders lol

That's right I remember now. Thank you

[Bren]

Well I am too old to be Cougared (being almost 40), but there is some dammned tasty Granny Fannies about LOL...and people are right...older is more settled, and they know what they want, and know how to get it!....I would personally go older now over younger...if I had to do it again

[Foxzee]

The annual gay parade is sounding more FUN, guess if it's the BIKEOI it will just be HD riders lol

That's right I remember now. Thank you

We have reserved a place for a g string clad ducati rider, that's addiction to pussy's has left him with a nasty cough and consistent choking noises.....we even have a vet on standby just past the bakery with pies.....you won't miss it!
See ya there..................LMAO

[2wheeldrifter]

We have reserved a place for a g string clad ducati rider, that's addiction to pussy's has left him with a nasty cough and consistent choking noises.....we even have a vet on standby just past the bakery with pies.....you won't miss it!
See ya there..................LMAO

GEE shit think everyone will know it's me????????? lets get that on the Radio as well!
I was hoping to just slip in and out without notice! ;)








:D

[Foxzee]

Well I am too old to be Cougared (being almost 40), but there is some dammned tasty Granny Fannies about LOL...and people are right...older is more settled, and they know what they want, and know how to get it!....I would personally go older now over younger...if I had to do it again

You been drinking that Vodka again Bren...............

[Foxzee]

OMG.......Drifter has moved on......

He's now preying on dead things with his comment (post) about slippin in and out without notice......

Maybe he's now scared of the Cougars




Sorry wouldn't let me quote him!!!!

[Ratti]

Hey Ya 'drift. How's those furballs?


KB'rs might know its you...got any tatts that will show up while you're wearing your special Ducati rider G-string?

as for slipping in and out without notice....I've had a few men who were in that category...slipped in without me noticing. (useless sods ) And you claimed yesterday to have technique sorted???? To echo Foxzee....I doubt it dude...front up with pix and references .see you on the 16th?








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[Ratti]

I think 'drift probably is terrified of us Fox. That's to be expected tho, he's at that delicate age where men start to be afraid..be very afraid

mwahahahahaha

[Foxzee]

I think 'drift probably is terrified of us Fox. That's to be expected tho, he's at that delicate age where men start to be afraid..be very afraid

mwahahahahaha

I think Aunty....he's gone to be delicate .....he's scared of being bucked off...........lmao

And we don't have any new prey on this thread...what are we to do!!!!!!!!!

[Ratti]

prowl quietly and leap when the next one that comes by is not expecting it?

Bucked off? He'd have to be on top to have that happen.. a reall cougar would NEVER let than happen ;-)

[Fatt Max]

At it again girls I see.......fecking great.......

[Foxzee]

At it again girls I see.......fecking great.......

And here is the next one..............just arrived in time.....

[Ratti]

we would if there were any young 'uns around to hassle FM. sigh, no staying power that's the problem. give me an older man any day

[Foxzee]

prowl quietly and leap when the next one that comes by is not expecting it?

Bucked off? He'd have to be on top to have that happen.. a reall cougar would NEVER let than happen ;-)

But don't we have to pin them down..............dam I need lessons me finking......

[Fatt Max]

Sorry ladies, cant stop just now. In the middle of making dinner for Mrs Max. I'm doing a Thai beef salad with crispy noodles and a fresh cherry tomato pesto followed by home made berry tart and cream.

2 bottle of Selini special reserve Cab Sav and a nive 12 yr old Malt for afterwards

Gawd bless her, she has had a hard day and deserves some luvin'

I'll save you some pudding and bring it with me on the 16th.

Right, need to sort the pesto, be back on later for the expected abuse

Go easy on the boys now

Missing you already

[Ratti]

pinning only works with whips and ropes Foxz. And most young uns are too inexperienced to function under that kind of stress. and let's face it function is everything! so I'd suggest a quiet gentle approach to start with...kinda like the horse-whisperer...what would you call that? Bait-whisperer? Cougar-purrer?

[Ratti]

yummm. bugger the pies Foxz.. I reckon we kidnap FM and drive out to my house. Cuff him to the kitchen bench and make him perform?

[Ratti]

Actually I need to go too, take my cuddly older man for a gentle stroll before bed.....catch you later Darlings

[Foxzee]

Sorry ladies, cant stop just now. In the middle of making dinner for Mrs Max. I'm doing a Thai beef salad with crispy noodles and a fresh cherry tomato pesto followed by home made berry tart and cream.

2 bottle of Selini special reserve Cab Sav and a nive 12 yr old Malt for afterwards

Gawd bless her, she has had a hard day and deserves some luvin'

I'll save you some pudding and bring it with me on the 16th.

Right, need to sort the pesto, be back on later for the expected abuse

Go easy on the boys now

Missing you already

Oh FM you are the man.......but ya forgot the farkin candles............
Yummi pudding...ok I push Aunty Ratti outta the way to get to it first...hopefully it's a fresh batch you make before you arrive...this liddle courgar can't do sour cream.....LOL

Luffs to you FM and Mrs FM

[Foxzee]

pinning only works with whips and ropes Foxz. And most young uns are too inexperienced to function under that kind of stress. and let's face it function is everything! so I'd suggest a quiet gentle approach to start with...kinda like the horse-whisperer...what would you call that? Bait-whisperer? Cougar-purrer?

I'll practice my purr then.....it works well if they rub my tummy!

[Foxzee]

Actually I need to go too, take my cuddly older man for a gentle stroll before bed.....catch you later Darlings

jeeeepurrrrs............where have you been hiding him.......


Fox luffs to ya's

[smoky]

Actually I wonder what a young guy would be looking for in a couger?

[Fatt Max]

Oh FM you are the man.......but ya forgot the farkin candles............

No I havnt. I had the candles going in the bathroom and had the bath running when she got in. She's in there now with a glass of vino......

And the other candles are all set up in the bedroom, so hopefully........

Gotta go now, big night ahead eh.....

[Foxzee]

No I havnt. I had the candles going in the bathroom and had the bath running when she got in. She's in there now with a glass of vino......

And the other candles are all set up in the bedroom, so hopefully........

Gotta go now, big night ahead eh.....

Can we clone you??????????????

[Foxzee]

Actually I wonder what a young guy would be looking for in a couger?


Aunty Ratti we have another....what do I do with him.......LMAO

Ummmm ...... only you can answer that smoky...but let us no when you find the answer

[cc rider]

brillant read... I wet meself :Oops: & not in a yummy "OMG!OMG! OMG!" kinda way :sweatdrop

couldn't drop in without saying, my sweet drifter is (in the flesh) a very yummy young thing (have pic - not for sale :shifty:)
don't break him kittens, bend him, but don't break

& the "lay back & no words" thing that drifter was talking about... oh yeah, he can... I mean he's right
Fatt Max with his "but you HAVE to be able to read the lady" - also right

:love: your mischief kittens

cc

[Foxzee]

brillant read... I wet meself :Oops: & not in a yummy "OMG!OMG! OMG!" kinda way :sweatdrop

couldn't drop in without saying, my sweet drifter is (in the flesh) a very yummy young thing (have pic - not for sale :shifty:)
don't break him kittens, bend him, but don't break

& the "lay back & no words" thing that drifter was talking about... oh yeah, he can... I mean he's right
Fatt Max with his "but you HAVE to be able to read the lady" - also right

:love: your mischief kittens

cc

LOL......I hope the pic you have is better than the one we have .........bend him...that's what we have to do just to get the g-string outta his butt.........lol...ok I'll tell Aunty to go gentle on him she is the leader of the pack after all....

Hugs to you kitten from another........:)

[cc rider]

LOL......I hope the pic you have is better than the one we have .........bend him...that's what we have to do just to get the g-string outta his butt.........lol...ok I'll tell Aunty to go gentle on him she is the leader of the pack after all....

Hugs to you kitten from another........:)Most definitely better :blip: Tis the real drifter
Yeah, them pics did seriously hurt my eyes. But if you're going to attempt g-string removal, please advise in advance so I can wear my safety glasses. Don't want nothing nasty flicking me in the eye when ya cut the strap... twang!!

If Aunty could keep the claw marks to superficial, that would make licking, *cough* tending his wounds easier:doctor:

have a purrfic night young cub :hug:

[Foxzee]

Most definitely better :blip: Tis the real drifter
Yeah, them pics did seriously hurt my eyes. But if you're going to attempt g-string removal, please advise in advance so I can wear my safety glasses. Don't want nothing nasty flicking me in the eye when ya cut the strap... twang!!

If Aunty could keep the claw marks to superficial, that would make licking, *cough* tending his wounds easier:doctor:

have a purrfic night young cub :hug:

Safety glasses OMG...ok cc you better do it....I'll stand back...I'll have Aunty watch ya back.....

I'm pickin that it will go off with a 'thawnnnn...snap crackle pop"....lol...then I'm picking he will cough....

Claw marks jeeeepurrrs...if there is any I'll let you do first aid and lick them clean......

Purrrrrrfect night to you to .....meow

[Ratti]

Claws??? claws?? I don't claw, maybe a bit of a nibble here and there, but nothing I'd have to explain.

Which way does he bend cc? does he wiggle or have you trained him to sit, stay, roll over?

We wouldnt have to wear safety glasses Kittens, that's what we have biker gear for. the nasty twang wen the g-string goes would be soaked up by the armour in our gear...boots and helmets compulsory!

[Foxzee]

Claws??? claws?? I don't claw, maybe a bit of a nibble here and there, but nothing I'd have to explain.

Which way does he bend cc? does he wiggle or have you trained him to sit, stay, roll over?

We wouldnt have to wear safety glasses Kittens, that's what we have biker gear for. the nasty twang wen the g-string goes would be soaked up by the armour in our gear...boots and helmets compulsory!

Helmet prepped...visor down ....now Aunty wot next...oh have armour in wearing winter jacket.....ready for him

[Fatt Max]

Claws??? claws?? I don't claw, maybe a bit of a nibble here and there, but nothing I'd have to explain.

Which way does he bend cc? does he wiggle or have you trained him to sit, stay, roll over?

We wouldnt have to wear safety glasses Kittens, that's what we have biker gear for. the nasty twang wen the g-string goes would be soaked up by the armour in our gear...boots and helmets compulsory!

So thats what all teh padding is for.......I have been sooooo educated over the last 36 hours and at 43 I thought I knew most tihngs

Hail Ratti, Foxee, CC & Genie for they are legends in their own pants........I see a T shirt for the 16th......

[Maha]

Oh the Irony in that sentence......:whistle:

[Foxzee]

So thats what all teh padding is for.......I have been sooooo educated over the last 36 hours and at 43 I thought I knew most tihngs

Hail Ratti, Foxee, CC & Genie for they are legends in their own pants........I see a T shirt for the 16th......

Hey FM...design the shirt for us...your call on what you call us.....be funny as fuck I reckon......please can it not be pink and have Carvers face on it.....LOL

[Fatt Max]

Hey FM...design the shirt for us...your call on what you call us.....be funny as fuck I reckon......please can it not be pink and have Carvers face on it.....LOL

The only place I would have Carvers face anywhere near me is the back of a very 'worn' pair of pants......

[Fatt Max]

Oh the Irony in that sentence......:whistle:

Well spotted oh educated one......

[smoky]

Ummmm ...... only you can answer that smoky...but let us no when you find the answer
Noooo I fit in the more experienced age group, my tastes are varied, unlike a young one driven by lust and conquests.
You learn as you get older that the sexiest part of a woman is her imagination - learn to play

[Foxzee]

Well spotted oh educated one......


That one is over the fox's head......

FM we want T shirts not Carvers bum on ya pant's....I have a really bad mental pic now of Carver and your butt...release me

I'll go get a pie.............

[cc rider]

Safety glasses OMG...ok cc you better do it....I'll stand back...I'll have Aunty watch ya back.....

I'm pickin that it will go off with a 'thawnnnn...snap crackle pop"....lol...then I'm picking he will cough....

Claw marks jeeeepurrrs...if there is any I'll let you do first aid and lick them clean......

Purrrrrrfect night to you to .....meowHehe! I hope you girls appreciate that drifter would be donning the g-string speshiel like for the kittens. He's pron(e) to wearing nothing under his leathers.. or so I'm told :whistle:

But I'm willing to help out where I can. Now cover your eyes kittens :pinch:

Luckily he doesn't mind the occasional playful...
http://lovepets4ever.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/cat-scratch13.jpg


Claws??? claws?? I don't claw, maybe a bit of a nibble here and there, but nothing I'd have to explain.

Which way does he bend cc? does he wiggle or have you trained him to sit, stay, roll over?

We wouldnt have to wear safety glasses Kittens, that's what we have biker gear for. the nasty twang wen the g-string goes would be soaked up by the armour in our gear...boots and helmets compulsory!Now bites & nibbles, you & be both girl. (that line may well cum back to bite me :rofl:)

Bend you say :scratch: I never noticed any bend.... "Oh drifter, could you show us your...."

I'm sure he would be all things to all kittens. He's very amenable :sweatdrop & vert very :spanking: nordy, but you girls know that.

True, bike gear would add a fun element to the activities & if anything gets damaged, no problems, I work in a bike shop... so who here likes leather... :blip:

[Ratti]

Well spotted oh educated one......

Damn, missed another referent...poor secluded life that I have led.

T SHirts, definatly T shirts. Pink a no-go...yuk.

I want the pic 'drift posted of the cougar and my name...

even just the cougar!
Or Bait-whisperer
or...
lol.
I need a big shirt so I think I'll make one myself. I have a pc and an iron.

[Foxzee]

Hehe! I hope you girls appreciate that drifter would be donning the g-string speshiel like for the kittens. He's pron(e) to wearing nothing under his leathers.. or so I'm told :whistle:

But I'm willing to help out where I can. Now cover your eyes kittens :pinch:

Luckily he doesn't mind the occasional playful...
http://lovepets4ever.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/cat-scratch13.jpg

Now bites & nibbles, you & be both girl. (that line may well cum back to bite me :rofl:)

Bend you say :scratch: I never noticed any bend.... "Oh drifter, could you show us your...."

I'm sure he would be all things to all kittens. He's very amenable :sweatdrop & vert very :spanking: nordy, but you girls know that.

True, bike gear would add a fun element to the activities & if anything gets damaged, no problems, I work in a bike shop... so who here likes leather... :blip:

LOL...kitten out of rep but keep it coming....meowwwwwwwwwwww!

Ok you no lots about drifter...pics chick or he's a fake eating tooooo many pies with FM

Purring purring.....am I doing it right Aunty???????????

[Foxzee]

Damn, missed another referent...poor secluded life that I have led.

T SHirts, definatly T shirts. Pink a no-go...yuk.

I want the pic 'drift posted of the cougar and my name...

even just the cougar!
Or Bait-whisperer
or...
lol.
I need a big shirt so I think I'll make one myself. I have a pc and an iron.

Yeah lol....make us T's...........

"White bait" he went that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[Fatt Max]

So, looks like you scared the young 'uns off again. No staying power these lads

[Ratti]

what do you want on your shirt Foxz? can you get a shirt to me this week? Im home evenings and often during the day depending on work.

Where do I keep my snuggly fat older man? In another town, we only see each other everynow and again. happens he's here this weekend.

O! O!! I know what we can put on our shirts....a pic of 'drift! o go on cc pretty please?

[Ratti]

So, looks like you scared the young 'uns off again. No staying power these lads

sad but true...

gotta ask this tho FM...you were telling us about a romantic evening with MrsM...you done already? Talk about lack of staying power

[cc rider]

So thats what all teh padding is for.......I have been sooooo educated over the last 36 hours and at 43 I thought I knew most tihngs

Hail Ratti, Foxee, CC & Genie for they are legends in their own pants........I see a T shirt for the 16th......Who said we was in our own pants, Max!? NO! We was not in each others either, but don't let that stop the mental image from tingling the back of your mind, hun :bleh:

May I have a t-shirt too?? Make sure you spell CC correctly..... Oh! Bu Bu But... I'm waaay over here :weep:


Oh the Irony in that sentence......:whistle:
Well spotted oh educated one......43 you say? Hmmm
Oh & have you two young men stopped giving each other know looks... :shifty:

[Ratti]

night night. Got a few plans for this evening myself ;-D

[Maha]

Oh & have you two young men stopped giving each other know looks... :shifty:

We still meet in public toilets when we can.

[Laava]

Fatti and Ratii up a tree
k. i. s. s .ficka tee!:lol:

[Fatt Max]

Ah. a few questions to answer here....

Mrs Max has been bathed, fed, watered, massaged (loved up) and put to bed to relax after a hard day gawd bless her so I am on KB talking to you lot.

I shall try and get T shirts done but always prefer a woman without one, if you know what I mean

And I am 43, yes a bug fat 43, loving it. Your 20's are spent trying to get women into bed and getting let down. Your 30's are spent finding too many kinds of the wrong woman. Buy when you are in your 40's, you have found the right woman and it's all on.....cant wait till I'm 70, if I cark it while loving my missus the undertaker wil have real trouble getting the coffin lid down......

[Fatt Max]

Fatti and Ratii up a tree
k. i. s. s .ficka tee!:lol:

No, all wrong

Fatti and Ratti up a tree

Then the fucking branch broke cos he is a big fat pommie bastard.....

Get with reality mate

[Fatt Max]

We still meet in public toilets when we can.

Ahhhhh, Mission Bay on that cold, drizzly Sunday morning.......blisss

[smoky]

www.dateacougar.com/

[cc rider]

LOL...kitten out of rep but keep it coming....meowwwwwwwwwwww!

Ok you no lots about drifter...pics chick or he's a fake eating tooooo many pies with FM

Purring purring.....am I doing it right Aunty???????????Thanks for bling sweets, will reciprocate in kind :)

I may know a bit or two about the boy... I know he never fakes it :drool: & yes he loves eating pie :p

So, looks like you scared the young 'uns off again. No staying power these ladsI think they fall asleep when they get their tummies rubbed



O! O!! I know what we can put on our shirts....a pic of 'drift! o go on cc pretty please?Have rumaged through the photos albums & this one seemed like the puurrfect one for the T-shirts

http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii287/voluptuouslady_2008/sexy%20men/men-25.jpg

[Fatt Max]

Oh I say, them sheets need a clean.....and where did you get that picture of me from....fecking facebook, bastards......

[cc rider]

We still meet in public toilets when we can.See & here I was thinking it was the call of the wild (cat) that drew you together

[Fatt Max]

See & here I was thinking it was the call of the wild (cat) that drew you together

More like the call of "feck it, I need a piss" actually.......mind you, same thing I suppose.....jeez you're good eh

[cc rider]

Oh I say, them sheets need a clean.....and where did you get that picture of me from....fecking facebook, bastards......My bad, I told him I wanted a before shot :innocent:

Mrs Max, thanks again for the honeymoon photo. Bet that one didn't get into the wedding album... hubba! hubba! :sweatdrop

ps hope you don't mind if I make a few copies for the kittens :hug:

[cc rider]

More like the call of "feck it, I need a piss" actually.......mind you, same thing I suppose.....jeez you're good ehGood!... I'm bloody amazing :blip: :killingme


hehehe... ta Max

[Fatt Max]

Mrs Max, thanks again for the honeymoon photo. Bet that one didn't get into the wedding album... hubba! hubba! :sweatdrop:

Mate, the wedding photo you didnt get was the one of Mrs Max when I locked her out of the hotel room fecking stark bollock naked....lol....

We were in the Kensington Hilton and had just....you know......celebrated our union. Anyway, she got up to pour some more champagne and I asked her to open the room door cos there may be a surprise out there. Anyway, she went to the door without a stitch on, opened it and I shoved her outside and locked the door.......fecking great......she was stuck in the corridor with everything on show....

Mind you, th enext morning when I went for a swim in the hotel pool, she fucked off with my clothes and my room key so I had to walk to the room starkers with only a flannel foe my modesty....

Great fun...

[Fatt Max]

Good!... I'm bloody amazing :blip: :killingme


hehehe... ta Max

Yep, I have heard this....phooaaarrrrr

[cc rider]

Mate, the wedding photo you didnt get was the one of Mrs Max when I locked her out of the hotel room fecking stark bollock naked....lol....

We were in the Kensington Hilton and had just....you know......celebrated our union. Anyway, she got up to pour some more champagne and I asked her to open the room door cos there may be a surprise out there. Anyway, she went to the door without a stitch on, opened it and I shoved her outside and locked the door.......fecking great......she was stuck in the corridor with everything on show....

Mind you, th enext morning when I went for a swim in the hotel pool, she fucked off with my clothes and my room key so I had to walk to the room starkers with only a flannel foe my modesty....

Great fun...Too funny :rofl:
So, Max, when are you & the lovely Mrs Max reaffirming your nuptials... :soon: we all want to cum... ya gotta love digital


Yep, I have heard this....phooaaarrrrr:o:o:o

[Fatt Max]

Too funny :rofl:
So, Max, when are you & the lovely Mrs Max reaffirming your nuptials... :soon: we all want to cum... ya gotta love digital

:o:o:o

Feck knows....we are going to Las Vegas in 3 years for a big piss trip and I have been planning a bit of a surprise renewal of vows thing, but do the real cheesy thing, you know, Elvis doing the service and all that...

But, as Mrs Max has said to me many times, and I quote;

"you tell me you love me every day, so why bother saying all those vows again"

And thats that I suppose........mind you, excuse for a piss up, eh

[cc rider]

Feck knows....we are going to Las Vegas in 3 years for a big piss trip and I have been planning a bit of a surprise renewal of vows thing, but do the real cheesy thing, you know, Elvis doing the service and all that...

But, as Mrs Max has said to me many times, and I quote;

"you tell me you love me every day, so why bother saying all those vows again"

And thats that I suppose........mind you, excuse for a piss up, ehViva Las Vegas! Damn! You heading for the desert son. Wow!
"Ma, look at all the purdy lights..."
Cheesy is good, I hear Elvis likes cheese :blink:

How long together, Max? Pre coupling hanky panky included :sherlock:

ps Mrs Max is a blessed woman. Big :hug: for her

[Fatt Max]

Viva Las Vegas! Damn! You heading for the desert son. Wow!
"Ma, look at all the purdy lights..."
Cheesy is good, I hear Elvis likes cheese :blink:

How long together, Max? Pre coupling hanky panky included :sherlock:

ps Mrs Max is a blessed woman. Big :hug: for her

Yep, been to Vegas before and loved it.

I fell in love with Mrs Max the minute I saw her, 28th June 1993, Dingwalls night club in Camden, approx 8.30pm......

[cc rider]

Yep, been to Vegas before and loved it.

I fell in love with Mrs Max the minute I saw her, 28th June 1993, Dingwalls night club in Camden, approx 8.30pm......Tis good to know that love & romance are in fine company, Max :D

[Fatt Max]

Tis good to know that love & romance are in fine company, Max :D

Life is simply not life without it........bit of a mantra really, but it's so easy when I am married to the most amazing woman in the world......and that's that.....

[cc rider]

I almost forgot kittens

This my friends is why there will always be women of a certain age (0 - 100)
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_sw6-mHqJZVQ/R1CPUbjUXII/AAAAAAAAAIs/DqyzqkNE9cc/s1600-R/tatoos88.jpg

[cc rider]

Life is simply not life without it........bit of a mantra really, but it's so easy when I am married to the most amazing woman in the world......and that's that.....*Aaw* *sigh* :hug:

[Fatt Max]

Oh I say.......reminds me of my 20's......NOT.....

Smashing looking fella though and no mistake.....

[cc rider]

Oh I say.......reminds me of my 20's......NOT.....

Smashing looking fella though and no mistake.....He is so very yummy, but to tell the truth I think men in their 40's have it going on:innocent:

[Fatt Max]

He is so very yummy, but to tell the truth I think men in their 40's have it going on:innocent:

Girl, he has it, knows how to flaunt it and gawd bless him is more than likely fecking amazing at it. Well done to him I say,......All I can offer is a beer, a pie and my heart on a plate....!!

[cc rider]

Girl, he has it, knows how to flaunt it and gawd bless him is more than likely fecking amazing at it. Well done to him I say,......All I can offer is a beer, a pie and my heart on a plate....!!Yes he probably is all that, but would walk through him for a 40's man who knows how to laugh & cry... and maybe has a spa ;)

[Fatt Max]

Yes he probably is all that, but would walk through him for a 40's man who knows how to laugh & cry... and maybe has a spa ;)

Ok, well I'm in my 40's and I can laugh and cry. I laugh when I drop my pants and cry when I look in the mirror. As for a spa, well, I'm a sparky and have wired up a few i my time so I know where they are around town, and being a londoner I am sure I can break into the house and use it......

Impressed....probably not, eh....

[cc rider]

Ok, well I'm in my 40's and I can laugh and cry. I laugh when I drop my pants and cry when I look in the mirror.is that cause you sees your naked bits... me is your friend... so me cries too :crybaby:


As for a spa, well, I'm a sparky and have wired up a few i my time so I know where they are around town, and being a londoner I am sure I can break into the house and use it......

Impressed....probably not, eh...Haha! Sparky used to be one of my nic-names at school :laugh:

Alas, I'm half Aussie & you know what happens when you tap us on the head... Oh! But that may be a good thing, aye :moon:

[Foxzee]

He is so very yummy, but to tell the truth I think men in their 40's have it going on:innocent:

I've missed something.............who's very yummy CC?

[Ratti]

*ugger can't *ost *ro*erly *y lovely fat cha* s*ilt water on the key *oard last night and it hasnt dried *ro*elry yet He *ay well have to *e *unished thoroughly for his clu*siness *ay*e wen I get *ack fro* work later it will *e *etter? Kee* it u* Kittens Aunty is *roud of you

[cc rider]

I've missed something.............who's very yummy CC?Post #390, page 26. Damn, girl, how did you miss him. :crazy: You played with him for ages.
You must take better notice of your toys, hun ;)


*ugger can't *ost *ro*erly *y lovely fat cha* s*ilt water on the key *oard last night and it hasnt dried *ro*elry yet He *ay well have to *e *unished thoroughly for his clu*siness *ay*e wen I get *ack fro* work later it will *e *etter? Kee* it u* Kittens Aunty is *roud of youTodays word puzzle is brought to you by the letters * * & *
Aunty, you're working a Sunday? Dang! :gob:

[Foxzee]

*ugger can't *ost *ro*erly *y lovely fat cha* s*ilt water on the key *oard last night and it hasnt dried *ro*elry yet He *ay well have to *e *unished thoroughly for his clu*siness *ay*e wen I get *ack fro* work later it will *e *etter? Kee* it u* Kittens Aunty is *roud of you

LOL....that's the funnest thing I have read Aunty......

Kitten #2 signing out............:)

[Foxzee]

Post #390, page 26. Damn, girl, how did you miss him. :crazy: You played with him for ages.
You must take better notice of your toys, hun ;)

Oh shit...my bad!!!!......yes I need to be more careful with my toys...I tend to leave them all over the place....LOL

I'll be much more careful when I play with Drifter next time hun.....maybe you could pop him away in your toy box just to keep him safe...."giggles"

[cc rider]

Oh shit...my bad!!!!......yes I need to be more careful with my toys...I tend to leave them all over the place....LOL

I'll be much more careful when I play with Drifter next time hun.....maybe you could pop him away in your toy box just to keep him safe...."giggles"Mmmm.... As long as you don't trip & fall on top of him, not that that's a neccessarily bad bad thing, butt......
Pop drifter in my *cough* toy *cough* box!! :innocent: He usually likes to do that himself... very self sufficent is our young friend. Safety is so over rated too :devil2:

[Foxzee]

Mmmm.... As long as you don't trip & fall on top of him, not that that's a neccessarily bad bad thing, butt......
Pop drifter in my *cough* toy *cough* box!! :innocent: He usually likes to do that himself... very self sufficent is our young friend. Safety is so over rated too :devil2:

Oh kitten...you got them dam furballs now too!!!!

Well at least he packs up his own mess and puts himself away when he is finished being played with...............:rofl::rofl:

[Mrs Max]

I so need to keep Fatt away from the PC and jump on here myself. Hi girls!

[Foxzee]

I so need to keep Fatt away from the PC and jump on here myself. Hi girls!

Hey Mrs M....you are now kitten #4......come huntin with us....we are lacking men at the moment FM has scared them away LOL...Aunty will be back soon so she will reap them in for us...............LOL....

[cc rider]

I so need to keep Fatt away from the PC and jump on here myself. Hi girls!Most definitely Mrs Max. As fun as your dear Max is, we ladies would much rather run amuck with you. ;) :grouphug:


Sooo.... tell us some nice stuff about the Max :corn:

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3074/2735509182_d31f378f6e.jpg

[Mrs Max]

Most definitely Mrs Max. As fun as your dear Max is, we ladies would much rather run amuck with you. ;) :grouphug:


Sooo.... tell us some nice stuff about the Max :corn:



Hi girls, wot you wanna know?

[cc rider]

Hi girls, wot you wanna know?Weeeelllllllll.................... first off, how was your bath last night. And desert for that matter :blip:

[Mrs Max]

Weeeelllllllll.................... first off, how was your bath last night. And desert for that matter :blip:

Yes, I saw that himself had posted that.
Very hard day and had a bath run for me when i got home, all the trimmings, wine, candles and scented oils. Even scored myself a massage afterwards. Then dinner which was great, good cook my man followed by some berry pie that was yummy
Then I was put to bed in a VERY nice way and thats all I'm saying lol
Had trouble walking this morning though
He will go farking loopy when he reads this lol

[cc rider]

He is a gem to behold.
:rofl: Berrie Pie! Is that what we're calling them... er um it, nowadays ;)
Trouble walking you say girlfriend, poor thing.
Maybe get the lad to massage again, you know, to make it all feel better :whistle:

Loopy, I hope he blushes :o

[Mrs Max]

He is a gem to behold.
:rofl: Berrie Pie! Is that what we're calling them... er um it, nowadays ;)
Trouble walking you say girlfriend, poor thing.
Maybe get the lad to massage again, you know, to make it all feel better :whistle:

Loopy, I hope he blushes :o

Yep, not bad for a 40 something. He still has the rampant urges in him so I'm happy, eh
He's out tonite but will be home by 10, might have to return the service lol
Unless I skull all this sav
Cool work chicky thx :)

[Dean]

'Dont Dutch'. :rofl:
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[Foxzee]

Yes, I saw that himself had posted that.
Very hard day and had a bath run for me when i got home, all the trimmings, wine, candles and scented oils. Even scored myself a massage afterwards. Then dinner which was great, good cook my man followed by some berry pie that was yummy
Then I was put to bed in a VERY nice way and thats all I'm saying lol
Had trouble walking this morning though
He will go farking loopy when he reads this lol

Yeah girlfriend.......go makin him hard to walk............whoooo kitten #4

Like to see him go fuckin loopy....chur chick...you rock Mrs M......

Hey CC pass that avatar to me...like it....that's a shirt bad kitten club................lol loving it...........

[cc rider]

Romance & sex appeal have no age limit
10pm you say. That leaves you a bit of time to prepare. Maybe go all Mistress over his arse :spanking:

Foxzee kitten, already passed on. T-shirts for sure ;)

I used to go to a retro bar here called the kitten club. Sounds more like a strip club.

[Foxzee]

Romance & sex appeal have no age limit
10pm you say. That leaves you a bit of time to prepare. Maybe go all Mistress over his arse :spanking:

Foxzee kitten, already passed on. T-shirts for sure ;)

I used to go to a retro bar here called the kitten club. Sounds more like a strip club.

Chur chick....done this end...where the hell has drifter gone......................

[cc rider]

Too funny little kitty :rofl:

He works odd shifts & if he's smart he would have been out riding today

[Ratti]

:slap:Hi Ya Kittens. Welcome to the Bad Kitten CLub Mrs M. SO glad to have you on board.

So..T's with Bad Kitten CLub and our KB names for 16TH? i LOVE IT, even better than 'drifts cougar pic. I'm heading down to Queensgate with the pic to have mine made tommorow. MrsM, you mind if we get one made for FM? er...not meaning to pry here, but *whispers * what size shall we get? The biggest pink T I can find? Do we have a consensus on colour yet? I'm such a grub that black is about it for me. or maybe 'drifts suggestion of brown and white would work?:rofl: You know for those inevitable moments when the urge comes upon you...or 'drift does!

Yes I work odd hours too. weekends are my busiest days. Still, today paid off big time as far as information goes. You see, I'm a part time shift supervisor at a supermarket and I work on Sundays with 3 teenage lads. two fo them have just turned 18 and one is 19. so I figured I would ask them if they'd ever been cougaredHere is what they told me.

Have you ever been cougared?
1 has been approached, two have not. The one that has was on a cruise and got asked by a couple of women in their 60's. er...he refused. coward!

Would you consider an older woman?
Once they stopped looking at me suspiciously:slap: They all said yes they would. Can't really blame them for the look, I did explain that the info they gave me was going to be made available for the benefit of cougardom.

Under what circumstances?
The 18 yo cracked up laughing and said they'd have to be really drunk...duh..as if they be any use to us drunk? FFS... children. Once i got them calmed down again:spanking: they talked about it abit and decided that it would depend on what the woman looked like. Fair enough.

what is the upper age limit you'd consider?
Mr19 reckons upper 40's, but he'd consider anything if she looked ok. The 18's reckoned no more than 30ish.

so, there we have it Bad Kittens, straight from the mouths of lads.

NOt really relevant to my hunt as they are tooo young. Gross, my oldest son is not even 19 yet :puke: SO then they asked if I would and how young would I go and under what circumstances. was an interesting conversation. I do like to challenge young uns. and the not so young....

so, hows your day been?

[Ratti]

Yep, not bad for a 40 something. He still has the rampant urges in him so I'm happy

lol, I have an arrangment with a 50+ chap who still has all the rampancy of his younger days... that plus the knowledge he has garnered along the way. A lot to be said for the combination .

[Ratti]

Hands up who wants and is willing to pay for a BKC T? pm me to arrange it please. I need an idea of how many to get a good deal from a screen printer.

[Foxzee]

Hands up who wants and is willing to pay for a BKC T? pm me to arrange it please. I need an idea of how many to get a good deal from a screen printer.

Hey Aunty....chur!!!!!...I'm in.....

Kitten #2 luffs ya

[cc rider]

Hey Aunty Ratti, black T for me. Am also pron/ to getting all oily in the shed. You know my size. I'll buy drifter one if he's game to wear it. :clap:


Is there an age difference that cougaring starts from.
Never cougared. There is a difference between relationships & playing.

Like I said, men in their 40's are pretty darn good. Oh, that may include some slightly younger me then. :Oops:
I just don't think they give themselves enough credit for being found attractive. Well boys... we loves ya :love:

Can't see anything unusual with a man falling for an older lady & her for him. Who care if you're both happy.
Being female, single, over 40 & into bikes can't be all bad :whistle:

[Foxzee]

[FONT="Comic Sans MS"]Hey Aunty Ratti, black T for me. Am also pron/ to getting all oily in the shed. You know my size. I'll buy drifter one if he's game to wear it. :clap:

Hun...get a his and her's.....that would make a statement!

[cc rider]

Haha! It would if I lived close. Wouldn't want to cramp his style though :rolleyes:

Mr & Mrs Fatt Max would look cute in them though :hug:

[Fatt Max]

Yep, not bad for a 40 something. He still has the rampant urges in him so I'm happy, eh
He's out tonite but will be home by 10, might have to return the service lol
Unless I skull all this sav
Cool work chicky thx :)

Lol,

Fecking lol.....

Just reading all the shenanigans from last night.

So, I get a rather racey text from herself at about 8.30pm last night while I'm out saying not to be late because I'm goingto do this to you and that to you wearing this, that and not much else etc etc.

Woo fecking hoo I says to myself....am I on for some tub thumping tonight, and a Sunday at that.

Gets home smack bang wallop on 10.00pm, all ready to rock n roll, open the door, step into the lounge and there she is, polaxed on the sofa with a couple of empty vino bottles, coupole of steinies and the left overs of Friday night's curry all down her top. Also noticed that the 'Pipe of Perpetual Happines' had been lit as well.

yes indeed, she got herslef slaughted drunk, had a toot, got the munchies and fell asleep in a rather nice vindaloo (I know this because I finished it off, nothing more erotic to a fat bastard than licking curry of a passed out drunk woman.....ooohhhh)

Thats my girl I say, good on her. No way was she moving off that couch so I cleaned up the curry and sorted some pillows and a duvet. She came through about 2.00am and was very much sparko when I left the house at 6 this morning.

All class my missus, now you know why I am in love eh.

Give her shit girls......cant wait.....!!

[Ratti]

Being female, single, over 40 & into bikes can't be all bad :whistle:

That's where you're wrong cc....I'm single, over 40, into bikes and have been told I AM a bad girl.:blip:

and he was right into taking full advantage of it too! told me I made more noise than his elderly Beemer with short straight pipes. Must've been that cougar roar he was hearing?

I like a lady with style FM and yours sounds like she is pure style! Go Mrs M!

Methinks I must start another thread extolling the virtues of the 40+ male.....

[Foxzee]

Lol,

Fecking lol.....

Just reading all the shenanigans from last night.

So, I get a rather racey text from herself at about 8.30pm last night while I'm out saying not to be late because I'm goingto do this to you and that to you wearing this, that and not much else etc etc.

Woo fecking hoo I says to myself....am I on for some tub thumping tonight, and a Sunday at that.

Gets home smack bang wallop on 10.00pm, all ready to rock n roll, open the door, step into the lounge and there she is, polaxed on the sofa with a couple of empty vino bottles, coupole of steinies and the left overs of Friday night's curry all down her top. Also noticed that the 'Pipe of Perpetual Happines' had been lit as well.

yes indeed, she got herslef slaughted drunk, had a toot, got the munchies and fell asleep in a rather nice vindaloo (I know this because I finished it off, nothing more erotic to a fat bastard than licking curry of a passed out drunk woman.....ooohhhh)

Thats my girl I say, good on her. No way was she moving off that couch so I cleaned up the curry and sorted some pillows and a duvet. She came through about 2.00am and was very much sparko when I left the house at 6 this morning.

All class my missus, now you know why I am in love eh.

Give her shit girls......cant wait.....!!

Woop Woop Mrs M....you go girl....you really have entered into the world of BKC with style.....:)

[Brownbikerbabe]

ROFL another great thread, this one's almost a good as "how do I ask a girl out"! Nothing wrong with looking at the young 'uns some are really nice to look at. Some 20 somethings are nice to perv at. My best friend only dates between 20-25 year olds, she draws the line at 25 and she is 42 she says she likes to train them. If you've ever watch "The Reader" that is the ultimate cougar pounces on baby cradle.

[Ratti]

Hi Ya BB, have missed that thread and cant find it by searching. Would you be a sweety and post the url here so we can follow it back?

[Skyryder]

Rashika, who I ride with got me intrigued....only my 2nd year but I love it!

I take classes with Farida(Desert Veils)

Yea I hear your parties are a bit of all right. Might have to gate crash the next one with the misses.


Skyryder

[helenoftroy]

Yea I hear your parties are a bit of all right. Might have to gate crash the next one with the misses.


Skyryder

LMAO!

Yes do come you two....promise an awesome night!!:wari:

You never know what entertainment will be on show!!:msn-wink:

[Brownbikerbabe]

Hi Ya BB, have missed that thread and cant find it by searching. Would you be a sweety and post the url here so we can follow it back?

Here you go! This has got to win Thread of the Year Award!! i nearly pissed myself laughing so hard!
How do I Ask a girl out!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/115491-How-do-I-ask-a-girl-out

[Foxzee]

There is a surprise comeback ladies...he's coming from this way >>>>>>> soon.....

Mrs Max...you will so Luff him..............:)

[Ratti]

aww..come on Foxz...information woman...we need bloody information...

who?
from your house? YOu sly Fox you, onya Kitten!
when......

[Ratti]

ignore this post, misfired again

[Foxzee]

aww..come on Foxz...information woman...we need bloody information...

who?
from your house? YOu sly Fox you, onya Kitten!
when......

He should be online soon.......I'll have to let him tell you his wildest dreams that he has encountered since he's last been on here.....

No dammit wasn't at my house.......

[Mrs Max]

Am sending the big guy out to sort the T's tomorrow, thanks gals
New man has moved into our street, white hot meat on a lurvely bike. Could ride that all day and I reckon the bike would be good as well
Wonder what I will be doing while old chubby chops is in welly making an arse out of himself, poor thing.
look after him for me ladies and whatever you do, dont touch his socks

[Ratti]

Simple Kitt. purve at the new meat....

Damn it, that's my main intention for being at this protest...hot buns in leather...mmmmmmmmmmm

Just a question...we can rip FM's gear off him in a mad frenzy, but leave his socks on and it doesnt count as adultery?

[Mrs Max]

Simple Kitt. purve at the new meat....

Damn it, that's my main intention for being at this protest...hot buns in leather...mmmmmmmmmmm

Just a question...we can rip FM's gear off him in a mad frenzy, but leave his socks on and it doesnt count as adultery?

lol....if you touch his socks it is counted as assault with offensive menswear

[2wheeldrifter]

He should be online soon.......I'll have to let him tell you his wildest dreams that he has encountered since he's last been on here.....

No dammit wasn't at my house.......

Slow down ladies... the man is back, have some dribble to read thru..... eh Ratti?

[2wheeldrifter]

ignore this post, misfired again

Sounds like a story of one's life.... who's??? well shootin misfires IS safe... lol

[Ratti]

aye, it is safe. but wot the heck safe is not everything.

so ToyBoy..spill the juicy details...who's the lucky wench?

[Ratti]

Slow down ladies... the man is back, have some dribble to read thru..... eh Ratti?

I dont dribble ToyBoy...well only if Im full

[Foxzee]

Slow down ladies... the man is back, have some dribble to read thru..... eh Ratti?

See girls I told he was going to be back soon.......and I'm picking he came from ^^^^^ that way.......Mrs Max where did you have him hiding??????.........lol

[2wheeldrifter]

So Ratti fill me in! what age you up to now?

[Ratti]

lol....if you touch his socks it is counted as assault with offensive menswear

ick..thanks for the headsup Kitt...methinks leave him to you. You're the one who married him..for better. for worse. and it dont come much worse than assault with a sock. almost grounds for divorce that is

[Foxzee]

aye, it is safe. but wot the heck safe is not everything.

so ToyBoy..spill the juicy details...who's the lucky wench?

Yeah toy boi...who is it??????????? no pressure..................

[2wheeldrifter]

lol....if you touch his socks it is counted as assault with offensive menswear



Mrs Max mrs max... You are NOT a "L" plate rider are you....

[Foxzee]

I dont dribble ToyBoy...well only if Im full

Learn to sneeze on command Aunty...that fixes that problem.........:)

[Ratti]

well I have a 70+ who is keen.
Im thinking about it, I have a thing for fat bastards, and hes a short skinny chap..
I have this vision of having to sling him over my shoulder and drop him off at Emergency. Hell Im close to 6foot and built for comfort. He might get lost in the curves. Make for damned uncomfortable riding if I can't find him again to remove him

[Foxzee]

Mrs Max mrs max... You are NOT a "L" plate rider are you....


No she is very experienced in big bikes.....she rides FM with great style and ease...apparently she even gets her knee down....woop woop!

[2wheeldrifter]

I dont dribble ToyBoy...well only if Im full

Save it and take it the bank... they will freeze it and you may get some money for your trouble... hmmmm worth thinking about?

[2wheeldrifter]

well I have a 70+ who is keen.
Im thinking about it, I have a thing for fat bastards, and hes a short skinny chap..
I have this vision of having to sling him over my shoulder and drop him off at Emergency. Hell Im close to 6foot and built for comfort. He might get lost in the curves. Make for damned uncomfortable riding if I can't find him again to remove him

WHAT! 70+ short and skinny... fuk you WILL kill him! shit from 17 to 70...

he got a will?

[2wheeldrifter]

No she is very experienced in big bikes.....she rides FM with great style and ease...apparently she even gets her knee down....woop woop!

lol knee down..... am sure something else or someone else gets down as well..... mmmm Mrs Max :)

[Ratti]

Dunno, he hard of hearing and I didnt want to shout out lots of questions at the club meeting. hell, some things should be kept private.
He really doesnt appeal much, I'd have to get pretty drunk before I went there...maybe I should next time he hits on me? Get totalled and hit on him, watch him run.

[Foxzee]

well I have a 70+ who is keen.
Im thinking about it, I have a thing for fat bastards, and hes a short skinny chap..
I have this vision of having to sling him over my shoulder and drop him off at Emergency. Hell Im close to 6foot and built for comfort. He might get lost in the curves. Make for damned uncomfortable riding if I can't find him again to remove him

Cripes 70+....make sure you remove the walking frame from him first.....that's 2 poles not needed but in saying that maybe more erect than his...................lol

[Ratti]

Thats not big BIKES Kitt,, she rides big BLOKES

[Ratti]

No, no walking frame, I do wonder how he keeps his bike up. Let alone anything else.
You should see the way he looks at me, well my tits really. Hard wired into chaps of all ages isnt it?

[Ratti]

No she is very experienced in big bikes.....she rides FM with great style and ease...apparently she even gets her knee down....woop woop!

FM cant be that fat then. Hard to get your knees onto the bed when you ridin' FB's

[Ratti]

Anyway, stop pissing around and explain yourself 'drifter.
Your absence has been noted and unless you have a note from your mother...you in BIG trouble

YOu been up to much, or should I be asking if you been up much?

[Foxzee]

FM cant be that fat then. Hard to get your knees onto the bed when you ridin' FB's

No but on the washing machine???????????

[Foxzee]

Anyway, stop pissing around and explain yourself 'drifter.

YOu been up to much, or should I be asking if you been up much?

Yeah toy boi....start talking.................wot up?????????????

[2wheeldrifter]

No, no walking frame, I do wonder how he keeps his bike up. Let alone anything else.
You should see the way he looks at me, well my tits really. Hard wired into chaps of all ages isnt it?

All you will end up with is maybe a wet patch...... on your shoulder from his mouth! He'll have one in his pants and your drunk AND still horny.. you really are humanitarian Ratti!

[Ratti]

I SAID I would drop him off at Emergency

aaaaaaaaaaah, but I have a cunning plan...

Get pissed, get horny, ol'fella fails to do the deed so one of the younger hotties gets to take full advantage of my state of frustration. There are a few in their 40's and 50's that'd be worth a trial run

[Foxzee]

I SAID I would drop him off at Emergency

aaaaaaaaaaah, but I have a cunning plan...

Get pissed, get horny, ol'fella fails to do the deed so one of the younger hotties gets to take full advantage of my state of frustration. There are a few in their 40's and 50's that'd be worth a trial run

Hahaha....go Aunty......you'll make Drifter runaway again.......and he hasn't got a male tag team tonight either...woop woop go the girls I say...where is that Mrs Max, Allycat, cc rider and crazy!!!!!!!

[2wheeldrifter]

Anyway, stop pissing around and explain yourself 'drifter.
Your absence has been noted and unless you have a note from your mother...you in BIG trouble

YOu been up to much, or should I be asking if you been up much?

well were to start.... don't have a laptop on the road, was I down your way mmmmm very damp down your way isn't! :)

[2wheeldrifter]

Hahaha....go Aunty......you'll make Drifter runaway again.......and he hasn't got a male tag team tonight either...woop woop go the girls I say...where is that Mrs Max, Allycat, cc rider and crazy!!!!!!!

Have to play nice... although many girls at once, hmmm think that could be a go, what do you ladies think? lol

[2wheeldrifter]

I SAID I would drop him off at Emergency

aaaaaaaaaaah, but I have a cunning plan...

Get pissed, get horny, ol'fella fails to do the deed so one of the younger hotties gets to take full advantage of my state of frustration. There are a few in their 40's and 50's that'd be worth a trial run

See there's that age, to young and it's all over before it starts, too old and it's the same! hmmm so 40's is spot on, that's G-spot on lol

[Genie]

Have to play nice... although many girls at once, hmmm think that could be a go, what do you ladies think? lol

you slut!!!!!

[Foxzee]

well were to start.... don't have a laptop on the road, was I down your way mmmmm very damp down your way isn't! :)

How would you know how damp it was down this way????????????

[Foxzee]

you slut!!!!!

Go kitten #4 slam it to him.............

[allycatz]

Allycatz reporting in..been out doing a wee bit of cardio boxing at the gym, so look out next guy that says hes not in the mood

[Genie]

meow..........

[2wheeldrifter]

you slut!!!!!

Sue me lol

[2wheeldrifter]

How would you know how damp it was down this way????????????


See that's this mature age thing cumin into play.... play it will with a fox if it had too???

[Foxzee]

Allycatz reporting in..been out doing a wee bit of cardio boxing at the gym, so look out next guy that says hes not in the mood

Good to see ya kitten..........

[2wheeldrifter]

allycatz reporting in..been out doing a wee bit of cardio boxing at the gym, so look out next guy that says hes not in the mood



in the mood!

[Genie]

in the mood!

you're always in the 'mood'

[Mrs Max]

in the mood!

Mate, you ma y be a looker but you are still just a boy. my man is lumpy but i reckon he could kick your arse when it comes to tongue action on all the right places. but if you want to have a shot at the title then im home alone nect tuesday

[Foxzee]

See that's this mature age thing cumin into play.... play it will with a fox if it had too???

Wot fox's are you playing with............cos I'm still intact and certainly not damp!.....mwwwwaaaahhhh

[Foxzee]

Mate, you ma y be a looker but you are still just a boy. my man is lumpy but i reckon he could kick your arse when it comes to tongue action on all the right places. but if you want to have a shot at the title then im home alone nect tuesday

Woop woop another kitten onboard..........

[2wheeldrifter]

you're always in the 'mood'

I am ready to serve

[Foxzee]

you're always in the 'mood'

He may not be soon cos he's gettin eaten on here.....

[allycatz]

in the mood!

Bet you wouldnt be...I stink like a skunk thats just run a marathon....mind you theres always sex in the shower :sweatdrop

[2wheeldrifter]

Mate, you ma y be a looker but you are still just a boy. my man is lumpy but i reckon he could kick your arse when it comes to tongue action on all the right places. but if you want to have a shot at the title then im home alone nect tuesday

say a time and I'll numb your bits for ya :)

Tell you what, you really are going to be a the lucky one out of this aren't you!

[2wheeldrifter]

He may not be soon cos he's gettin eaten on here.....

Who wants to be eaten around here?????

[2wheeldrifter]

Bet you wouldnt be...I stink like a skunk thats just run a marathon....mind you theres always sex in the shower :sweatdrop

allycatz sometime do smell.... change your user name and will have a shower?

[Mrs Max]

say a time and I'll numb your bits for ya :)

Tell you what, you really are going to be a the lucky one out of this aren't you!

yay hun, I have a lucky face. Can you handle the real thing?

[Foxzee]

I am ready to serve

Who dialled for pizza then........LMAO;)

[allycatz]

allycatz sometime do smell.... change your user name and will have a shower?
Well being blonde suppose I could be Allyoopz

[Mrs Max]

Woop woop another kitten onboard..........

hey doll, flying that flag, onya sis

[2wheeldrifter]

yay hun, I have a lucky face. Can you handle the real thing?

Handle the real thing! come on Mrs Max I haven't been lickin stamps for nothing you know!

[2wheeldrifter]

Who dialled for pizza then........LMAO;)

This dude may have... with extra hot hot sauce babe! You should be used to abit of Italian stallion between your legs mmmm

[Mrs Max]

Handle the real thing! come on Mrs Max I haven't been lickin stamps for nothing you know!

nice reply. So tell me, do you use the base, tip, or underside of your tongue. Do you probe or surface splash? Do you mix the juice or extract?

[2wheeldrifter]

Well being blonde suppose I could be Allyoopz

Alloopz... lol well wonder... guess with all blondes you have to ask, got black roots?

[allycatz]

This dude may have... with extra hot hot sauce babe! You should be used to abit of Italian stallion between your legs mmmm

'miniature pony'????

[allycatz]

Alloopz... lol well wonder... guess with all blondes you have to ask, got black roots?

Can't say Ive rooted anyone 'black'

[Mrs Max]

Can't say Ive rooted anyone 'black'

Does shagging a miner in Aussie count? he was covered in soot but I soon cleaned his shaft for him

[Foxzee]

hey doll, flying that flag, onya sis

Luffs sis....keep it flying

[2wheeldrifter]

nice reply. So tell me, do you use the base, tip, or underside of your tongue. Do you probe or surface splash? Do you mix the juice or extract?


Trade secrets Mrs Max, proof is in the flicklickinnibblin I feel, to be up front, and mean up the front!

There's fine line to be over stimulated mrs max..... true?