For women of a 'certain age'...

[2wheeldrifter]

Under presure I get all fingers....you fist....lol I mean you first lol...............................;)

Is someone going to get a fisting???? fuk watch out gatch that may hurt alittle !

[gatch]

Oh dear ..............so we need to break you away from your hand!.............tough job we have there kittens......cos they always go back....

Oh yeah, I've been back to being a virgin a few times now.

Everytime it gets better hahaha.

[Ratti]

ok, so you hold him in case i tickle him and i'll examine




his tat?

[gatch]

Hmmm I note young Gatch has a tat...

I have one or ten myself..I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
One for one.


I have one............makes for god readin in the right possie.............lol:)

I only have 1, but its of reasonable size. I think that makes it worthy of 2 smaller ones haaa

[Ratti]

dont go there sweety...dont go there

[gatch]

I meant tattoos..

[Ratti]

so did I...
Im fairly extensively inked Junior

[FROSTY]

Gatch--trust me on this one- its unlikely you have more ink than ratti. Assuming Saphira got finished

[Ratti]

Gatch--trust me on this one- its unlikely you have more ink than ratti. Assuming Saphira got finished

No Never did go back and get her finished, have picked up a heap more tho in the last few months, lets see that makes ummmm...., heels, calves, both hips,most o f my back,down onto one butt cheek, one side of chest, and one wrapped aorund forearm.....Getting a memorial one on other forarm next thursday as its first anniversary of Andrew's death.

Ready to give up now Gatch?

[gatch]

No Never did go back and get her finished, have picked up a heap more tho in the last few months, lets see that makes ummmm...., heels, calves, both hips,most o f my back,down onto one butt cheek, one side of chest, and one wrapped aorund forearm.....Getting a memorial one on other forarm next thursday as its first anniversary of Andrew's death.

Ready to give up now Gatch?

What am I giving up ?

I didn't know there was conflict ?

Who needs a bash ?

[Foxzee]

Who needs a bash ?

A gentle beating doesn't hurt anyone...........:)

[Ratti]

the 'youshowmeyourandillshowyoumine' option.

That's not a beating Kitten..more like a reminder to behave better next time

[gatch]

A gentle beating doesn't hurt anyone...........:)

I concur..


the 'youshowmeyourandillshowyoumine' option.

That's not a beating Kitten..more like a reminder to behave better next time

Oh right on. Most people I know only have little tat's..

I guess you're the exception huh.

[Ratti]

they got away on me...

[Foxzee]

the 'youshowmeyourandillshowyoumine' option.

That's not a beating Kitten..more like a reminder to behave better next time

It's just the build up before the Kitten goes in for the kill................

[Foxzee]

they got away on me...

hehehe won't tell what got away on me ...............LOL

[gatch]

hehehe won't tell what got away on me ...............LOL

Lol, very well. This is a public website after all..

[Ratti]

was it 'drift? He said he was hoping to go back.

[Foxzee]

was it 'drift? He said he was hoping to go back.

If he stops driftin................didn't hook the claw hard enuff!!!!!!!!!!

Who's a scardy stray cat then................

[2wheeldrifter]

hehehe won't tell what got away on me ...............LOL



intriguing what got away?? mmmm

[2wheeldrifter]

If he stops driftin................didn't hook the claw hard enuff!!!!!!!!!!

Who's a scardy stray cat then................

Scardy cat.... not so much of been scared, I just like the use of ALL my limbs lol

[2wheeldrifter]

was it 'drift? He said he was hoping to go back.

Go back, yes I think I left 20c on the bloody pool table!

[Ratti]

priorities 'drift!

so is it the 20 cents or the game you coming back for?

[Foxzee]

priorities 'drift!

so is it the 20 cents or the game you coming back for?

He's hoping for a cheap Fox then...............hahaha..............have to claw harder Aunty.....

[2wheeldrifter]

priorities 'drift!

so is it the 20 cents or the game you coming back for?

The game Ratti.. I want to leave a bigger deposit to make sure It's still my go......

[2wheeldrifter]

He's hoping for a cheap Fox then...............hahaha..............have to claw harder Aunty.....



Harder.....we all like it harder mmmm don't we?

[Foxzee]

Harder.....we all like it harder mmmm don't we?

how harder can 20 cents get...........

[2wheeldrifter]

how harder can 20 cents get...........

All depends babe.... with which slot you slot it into.... some slots are hard to get into for a reason, that in turn softens the push to get it in there.. mind over matter maybe?? or it just wasn't made to be sloted?? :oi-grr: but other slots it just slips in with ease but you want it hard so it gives good feedback that it has been sloted correctly...;) you don't want it to get jammed.. lose your turn, game over!:crazy:

[Ratti]

very cryptic 'drift

you get what you pay for

[2wheeldrifter]

very cryptic 'drift

you get what you pay for

Cryptic... have another one Ratti lol

True... but the value was awesome, no complaints here;)

[Ratti]

Well we're not called the BAD Kitten CLub for nothing...we're ALL good value

Bad Kittys- very bad

purrrrrrr

[Ratti]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/119001-Wheelie-Dangerous-!!

poor gatch done hurt himself. He needs TLC Kittens

[allycatz]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/119001-Wheelie-Dangerous-!!

poor gatch done hurt himself. He needs TLC Kittens
Grown boys shouldn't ride BMX's.....

[gatch]

Grown boys shouldn't ride BMX's.....

Oi, its MEN.

And its out of necessity not choice.

[Ratti]

Gatch do you really think the BK's are interested in a lad on a PUSHBIKE?

Young is good, but not that young! cradle snatching may have its adherents, but NOT in this thread

[gatch]

Gatch do you really think the BK's are interested in a lad on a PUSHBIKE?

It takes all kinds I guess..

[2wheeldrifter]

Gatch do you really think the BK's are interested in a lad on a PUSHBIKE?

Young is good, but not that young! cradle snatching may have its adherents, but NOT in this thread

Ohhh I don't know Ratti... what were you doing at this thread... ;) http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/118878-I-m-new-very-young-here?p=1129651864#post1129651864 title caught your eye?

you thinking layby? :eek5:

[Genie]

Hi Driftie....how you doing? been playing much????

[Ratti]

LOL fair cop 'drift darling. What was your excuse for being there? YOu stalking Aunty?

was thinking about pointing out to the lovely wee chap that in o about 18 years he'd be cougar bait..but even I thought it inappropriate.

Hope his dress sense inproves once he can buy his own clothes.

[Genie]

Oi, its MEN.

And its out of necessity not choice.

I tell ya....there is somehting really sexy about a man on a pushbike.....

[allycatz]

I tell ya....there is somehting really sexy about a man on a pushbike.....

The Lycra????

[Gareth51]

I tell ya....there is somehting really sexy about a man on a pushbike.....

Not as hot as a chick on a cycle seat

[Foxzee]

Hi Driftie....how you doing? been playing much????

Lots with himself...............hehehe

Ok ducking for covvvvvvvveeeerrrrr now

[2wheeldrifter]

Hi Driftie....how you doing? been playing much????

Well yes sort off.... been down the line looking after stray kittens... the SPCA's down that way are shocking, have no control what so ever of this escalating feline threat that needs to be nipped in the ..... butt hmmmm

Get my drift :)

[2wheeldrifter]

LOL fair cop 'drift darling. What was your excuse for being there? YOu stalking Aunty?

was thinking about pointing out to the lovely wee chap that in o about 18 years he'd be cougar bait..but even I thought it inappropriate.

Hope his dress sense inproves once he can buy his own clothes.

So there's still a chance... when your 60 odd?

[2wheeldrifter]

Not as hot as a chick on a cycle seat

Do they use a seat?

[2wheeldrifter]

Lots with himself...............hehehe

Ok ducking for covvvvvvvveeeerrrrr now

Practice makes purrrrrfect kittens purrrrrr

ducking for cover... need a brolly hun :)

[Mudfart]

popular thread. You do know what a milf is then aye? Are you one?
Or a gilf? Not that I'd ever do a granny.

[Foxzee]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/119001-Wheelie-Dangerous-!!

poor gatch done hurt himself. He needs TLC Kittens

Gatch is hurt........OMG no

Call the SPCA.....(Special purrrrfect catches Anonyomouse)...they will help:)

[Ratti]

So there's still a chance... when your 60 odd?

ewwwww. gross

[Ratti]

popular thread. You do know what a milf is then aye? Are you one?
Or a gilf? Not that I'd ever do a granny.

Yes kiddo, I know what milf is.

even been told I was one. Declined I might add.

Grannies can be quite young you know. I have a very hot gf who is 49 and a gran..and a slapper with a taste for young men...Shall I give her your details?

[2wheeldrifter]

ewwwww. gross

Yeah for who though lol

[Ratti]

who knows? I might be even more desirable at 60 than I am now.
If only I could find a nice young man to practice on, I would have a heap more experience by then! sigh, chance would be a fine thing :weep:

nah....still gross

for both of us

you were up awfully late last night young fella. you ok?

[2wheeldrifter]

who knows? I might be even more desirable at 60 than I am now.
If only I could find a nice young man to practice on, I would have a heap more experience by then! sigh, chance would be a fine thing :weep:

nah....still gross

for both of us

you were up awfully late last night young fella. you ok?

Me fine... at work I was Ratti... do all nightiers ;)

[Ratti]

so Ive heard darling...so Ive heard

[Foxzee]

Me fine... at work I was Ratti... do all nightiers ;)

Is the street corner busy for you...or just boring......hehehe

[2wheeldrifter]

Is the street corner busy for you...or just boring......hehehe

it's ok really... have a nice LIGHT ON to see all the action happening and there was plenty what I could see :)

[Foxzee]

it's ok really... have a nice LIGHT ON to see all the action happening and there was plenty what I could see :)

Apparently others have seen your action because of that light.........lmao

[2wheeldrifter]

Apparently others have seen your action because of that light.........lmao

Pic's or it didn't happen!:eek5:

[2wheeldrifter]

Apparently others have seen your action because of that light.........lmao

Pic's or it didn't happen!:eek5: :sweatdrop

[Genie]

Pic's or it didn't happen!:eek5: :sweatdrop

I have some nice pics...but I'm not sharing hehe.

[Ratti]

should be a pic somewhere of FM, Foxz n me...wonder what happend to it?

[Foxzee]

Pic's or it didn't happen!:eek5: :sweatdrop

Oh how I'm so in love with photoshop................hehehe

[Foxzee]

should be a pic somewhere of FM, Foxz n me...wonder what happend to it?

That's right there is to.................the fat man has got slack.....he needs a kitten maul I think:)

[Ratti]

I do believe you're correct Foxz...as usual..

One Kitten maul coming up, he may well be online later on tonight

Kittens at the ready!

[Foxzee]

I do believe you're correct Foxz...as usual..

One Kitten maul coming up, he may well be online later on tonight

Kittens at the ready!

I'm ready and waiting......claws sharpened..........

[Fatt Max]

I'm ready and waiting......claws sharpened..........

Here it is my lovelies.......

[Foxzee]

Here it is my lovelies.......

Awesome FM......

God I am short..............lol:)

[Ratti]

yup..and im fat. so what? Its only a descriptor like 'wears specs' or 'has black hair''

we are the extremes of womanliness is all.

and FM in the middle lovin every second of it. Thanks FM

pic prints out nicely....got three of the BK's on my wall of infamy, now how to get pix of the others?

Im

[Ratti]

NOte how the cunning bugger got out of a mauling?

Geez and Im in the mood to inflict a bit of damage too.

No fresh bait all week either, not since Gatch fell off his pushbike. I try really hard not to laugh at that, cos he did hurt himself. and its not nice to laugh at other peoples pain.

[2wheeldrifter]

Awesome FM......

God I am short..............lol:)

You think babe! lol 1+

[2wheeldrifter]

Here it is my lovelies.......

You guys look so happy..... you's were missing me I know :)

[Ratti]

missed you so much you texted Foxz literally within seconds of this pic being taken. boy did we give you shit.....and you missed it!

we do have good smiles on huh? doncha wish ya was there? we was having a grand old time of it. soon after was when i got dusty knees.

[Foxzee]

NOte how the cunning bugger got out of a mauling?

Geez and Im in the mood to inflict a bit of damage too.

No fresh bait all week either, not since Gatch fell off his pushbike. I try really hard not to laugh at that, cos he did hurt himself. and its not nice to laugh at other peoples pain.

LOL...yes oh a man in fear of the BK's mauling.............that deserves an award!

Inflict pain...use and abuse Drift.....he's always keen.........can only dream of a true kitten mauling...
Yes Gatch and his wee mishap was funi.....( sorry Gatch) ...........let's hope he gets back to fit state for us soon:)

[2wheeldrifter]

missed you so much you texted Foxz literally within seconds of this pic being taken. boy did we give you shit.....and you missed it!

we do have good smiles on huh? doncha wish ya was there? we was having a grand old time of it. soon after was when i got dusty knees.

No I couldn't feel it Ratti... but my back was bleeding for hours.... :)

reminds me of that song "doncha wish your BOYfriend was as hot as me" goes like I thing lol

[Ratti]

Inflict pain...use and abuse Drift.....:)

I would NEVER use 'drift
abuse maybe, but never use him. goes against all my prinicipals that does


If 'drifts back was bleeding it was nothing to do with me, I was home that weekend.....and 'drift was ? ? ? not lol

If I had a BOYfriend he would be as hot as you
were 10 years ago

[2wheeldrifter]

I would NEVER use 'drift
abuse maybe, but never use him. goes against all my prinicipals that does


If 'drifts back was bleeding it was nothing to do with me, I was home that weekend.....and 'drift was ? ? ? not lol

If I had a BOYfriend he would be as hot as you
were 10 years ago


So I won't be used.... :( but abused? :)

I was ???? but was told about the rain... it's a "had to be there thing", I was but still doesn't click lol

oh your so sweet... I think if I read that right? :)

[2wheeldrifter]

Inflict pain...use and abuse Drift.....he's always keen.........can only dream of a true kitten mauling...


Be waiting with baited breath mmmm

[Ratti]

sweet? moi?
nope you not reading it right then. YOu could read it like that tho if you wanted to, and you do don't you'drift?

no-one would call Aunty sweet. No-one in his right mind anyway, I'm not sweet, I'm mean and nasty and a bitch.

grrrrr hissss

[Foxzee]

reminds me of that song "doncha wish your BOYfriend was as hot as me" goes like I thing lol

Ummm ......you have funi radio stations up there eh.....but what can we expect from the wop wop country ......

It goes like this in the real world..................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7FFqF5HE8Y

[Ratti]

Be waiting with baited breath mmmm

yup that's what we like to hear...'baited breath' bait, lots of bait

jeepers Kitten, and here I was thinking you were up to a spot of mauling. Did you go lightly on him first time round the track? excellent strategy, lullhim into a false sense of security, then pounce next time he passes.

[2wheeldrifter]

sweet? moi?
nope you not reading it right then. YOu could read it like that tho if you wanted to, and you do don't you'drift?

no-one would call Aunty sweet. No-one in his right mind anyway, I'm not sweet, I'm mean and nasty and a bitch.

grrrrr hissss

If I am getting it wrong.. then it' the womans fault :) (safe comment?)

Don't have a right mind..... well in fact nor a left either... soooooo hey sweetie what you up to??

[2wheeldrifter]

Ummm ......you have funi radio stations up there eh.....but what can we expect from the wop wop country ......

It goes like this in the real world..................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7FFqF5HE8Y

The men here wear pants, not bloody skirts like down your way!

[Ratti]

er, no.
If yo getting it wrong you not listening.


shudder...don't call me sweetie, reminds me of a certain 70 y/o

put me right off my toys for the night that will


You are seriously traumatised by the men in skirts thing huh? small town boys...I don't know

[Foxzee]

sweet? moi?
nope you not reading it right then. YOu could read it like that tho if you wanted to, and you do don't you'drift?

no-one would call Aunty sweet. No-one in his right mind anyway, I'm not sweet, I'm mean and nasty and a bitch.

grrrrr hissss

Aunty..........we don't won't them in there right mind............:woohoo:

Make them bleed just to keep them keen.........

oh and by the way ya bum...you did that???????..........I'd like that on my bum too...:whistle:

Settle boi's I'm talking about her bike trousers.............

[Ratti]

Aunty..........we don't won't them in there right mind............:woohoo:

GOOD POINT

Make them bleed just to keep them keen.........

oh and by the way ya bum...you did that???????..........I'd like that on my bum too...:whistle:

Settle boi's I'm talking about her bike trousers.............

ROTFLMHO KItten? Why would you want MY name on YOUR bum????

But I can put your name on your trou if you want

[2wheeldrifter]

er, no.
If yo getting it wrong you not listening.


shudder...don't call me sweetie, reminds me of a certain 70 y/o

put me right off my toys for the night that will


You are seriously traumatised by the men in skirts thing huh? small town boys...I don't know

Er hello not listing... ahhh male here lol

70! boy you like to push the limits of the human body to still be pleasurable at that age.....he drugged up or you?

It was trumatic :(

[2wheeldrifter]

ROTFLMHO KItten? Why would you want MY name on YOUR bum????

But I can put your name on your trou if you want

What??? we naming our bums???

[2wheeldrifter]

Oh I'll call mine ''Sweet Nectar"

[Foxzee]

ROTFLMHO KItten? Why would you want MY name on YOUR bum????

But I can put your name on your trou if you want

Yes please Aunty on my leather ones.....it looked so cool....

Settle agin boi's don't make a habit of staring at chicks bums ok...........only the sexy ones ok............

[Foxzee]

Oh I'll call mine ''Sweet Nectar"

errr..shouldn't that go on the front......since ya blowing your trumpet and all.....:wavey

[2wheeldrifter]

Yes please Aunty on my leather ones.....it looked so cool....

Settle agin boi's don't make a habit of staring at chicks bums ok...........only the sexy ones ok............

What so your goin to have Foxzee???

Hmmmm thank god my username isn't "Put it here"

[Foxzee]

What so your goin to have Foxzee???

Hmmmm thank god my username isn't "Put it here"

LOL..........that is a parking place with the name "resevered"

[2wheeldrifter]

errr..shouldn't that go on the front......since ya blowing your trumpet and all.....:wavey

Hey good point about been on the front... hmmmm Ratti how..... lol

I blow my own trumpit with alittle help from my friends.....:)

[2wheeldrifter]

LOL..........that is a parking place with the name "resevered"

"resevered" my middle name......

[Foxzee]

Hey good point about been on the front... hmmmm Ratti how..... lol

I blow my own trumpit with alittle help from my friends.....:)

Just don't blow it when Aunty is doing the measurements....she takes her job seriously.....

Inch by inch..down to mils in some cases...........hehhee

[2wheeldrifter]

Just don't blow it when Aunty is doing the measurements....she takes her job seriously.....

Inch by inch..down to mils in some cases...........hehhee

thank god she can do mils !

[Ratti]

yup can work in imperial for the oldfarts who measure in inches and metric for the lads who measure in mm.

mils is a liquid measure.... should I expect that as well 'drift? bring your own towel lad.

and yes, I can probably fit something onto the front of your trou

[2wheeldrifter]

yup can work in imperial for the oldfarts who measure in inches and metric for the lads who measure in mm.

mils is a liquid measure.... should I expect that as well 'drift? bring your own towel lad.

and yes, I can probably fit something onto the front of your trou

Not alot of room at the front, thats why mils would have to be extracted.... keen thou :)

[Ratti]

DOnt offer an extraction service.

[Foxzee]

yup can work in imperial for the oldfarts who measure in inches and metric for the lads who measure in mm.

mils is a liquid measure.... should I expect that as well 'drift? bring your own towel lad.

and yes, I can probably fit something onto the front of your trou

millllliiiiiimeters kitten

[2wheeldrifter]

millllliiiiiimeters kitten

ha ha ha Just got it.....


i think?

[Ratti]

gotta go, phone call to answer.take care kittens catch you over the weekend.
'drift, go and do some bloody work

Hi Ally...bye Ally

[2wheeldrifter]

gotta go, phone call to answer.take care kittens catch you over the weekend.
'drift, go and do some bloody work

Hi Ally...bye Ally

I am working... you think this is easy! fightin with cats!

nite

[Foxzee]

I am working... you think this is easy! fightin with cats!

nite

No and will only get worse..................

[2wheeldrifter]

No and will only get worse..................

Could it get any worse than this?

[Foxzee]

Could it get any worse than this?

omg weak at the knee's are ya.............hahaha....playin with kittens it will get worse........

[2wheeldrifter]

omg weak at the knee's are ya.............hahaha....playin with kittens it will get worse........

Whos got weak knees or had or has? :)

mmmm, is that because they grow older and get all bitter, twisted and scratchy?

[Foxzee]

[QUOTE=2wheeldrifter;1129656470]Whos got weak knees or had or has? :)

mmmm, QUOTE]

hope your carpet burn has healed....if you no what i mean

[2wheeldrifter]

[QUOTE=2wheeldrifter;1129656470]Whos got weak knees or had or has? :)

mmmm, QUOTE]

hope your carpet burn has healed....if you no what i mean

That's not funny.... carpet burns really hurt babe....

But I am laughing :rofl:

[2wheeldrifter]

Anyhow hows the bump on the head?

[Foxzee]

[QUOTE=Foxzee;1129656489]

That's not funny.... carpet burns really hurt babe....

But I am laughing :rofl:

So sorry your chain didn't reach the blankie....how the grazes ........arn't to bad eh

[2wheeldrifter]

[QUOTE=2wheeldrifter;1129656494]

So sorry your chain didn't reach the blankie....how the grazes ........arn't to bad eh


Be nice if you had a longer chain! grazes ok, cant believe thats your guest house!!!!!

[Foxzee]

[QUOTE=Foxzee;1129656502]


Be nice if you had a longer chain! grazes ok, cant believe thats your guest house!!!!!

Those kennels are nice aye...loved the one they gave you......

[2wheeldrifter]

[QUOTE=2wheeldrifter;1129656504]

Those kennels are nice aye...loved the one they gave you......

Fuk it even had a light! Yeah may go back there... but think next time I'l get that one with the auto closing door... that could save some face!

[Ratti]

carpet burns? kennels? chains?

whew. i might have to join FM in that shower he needs after reading the posts here.

Seems it may not be your face you have to worry about 'drift. More like your arse you need to keep an eye on.

Bring it to Welly, Foxz and I will watch your arse for you...watch a nice arse for hours and hours I can

[2wheeldrifter]

carpet burns? kennels? chains?

whew. i might have to join FM in that shower he needs after reading the posts here.

Seems it may not be your face you have to worry about 'drift. More like your arse you need to keep an eye on.

Bring it to Welly, Foxz and I will watch your arse for you...watch a nice arse for hours and hours I can


But WHAT are you going to do with my arse... just watch it?

anyhow what's wrong with my face!

[Ratti]

shite, hope your arse looks better than your face..

or is that a pic of your arse that you posted?

[Ratti]

Kittens! Help!
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/119255-womens-faults-are-many

I got into a nasty with some twonk on another thread...so here we are again!

[allycatz]

Kittens! Help!
http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php/119255-womens-faults-are-many

I got into a nasty with some twonk on another thread...so here we are again!

Well 200 lines for you....I must not 'p' off the moderators lol!

[Ratti]

O well, in it again.
Attached is a pic of the lettering on my butt that Foxzee was asking about. Just so as you know 'drift... A happy to add lettering to anyone elses pants. Just pm me to ask

[Fatt Max]

O well, in it again.
Attached is a pic of the lettering on my butt that Foxzee was asking about. Just so as you know 'drift... A happy to add lettering to anyone elses pants. Just pm me to ask

What with the size of my arse I reckon you could get "Hello, I'm Fatt Max and I Really LIke Pies Because They Are NIce" on my pants, but what would you write on the other cheek...?

[Ratti]

This perhaps?
You're not as fat as you think you are FM, just lovely squishy cuddly,lucky MrsM!

[allycatz]

What with the size of my arse I reckon you could get "Hello, I'm Fatt Max and I Really LIke Pies Because They Are NIce" on my pants, but what would you write on the other cheek...?

Recipe how to make em?

[Fatt Max]

Recipe how to make em?

Brilliant....lo fecking l......

[Maha]

You're not as fat as you think you are FM, just lovely squishy cuddly,lucky MrsM!

I cant get my arms around him......:innocent:

[2wheeldrifter]

shite, hope your arse looks better than your face..

or is that a pic of your arse that you posted?

Maybe it is... people have said to me I talk thru my ass!

Wankers they are! :)

[2wheeldrifter]

O well, in it again.
Attached is a pic of the lettering on my butt that Foxzee was asking about. Just so as you know 'drift... A happy to add lettering to anyone elses pants. Just pm me to ask

So would you need ME or the Pants?

[Foxzee]

O well, in it again.
Attached is a pic of the lettering on my butt that Foxzee was asking about. Just so as you know 'drift... A happy to add lettering to anyone elses pants. Just pm me to ask


So love that arse Ratti......I must get my pants to you................if you know what I mean:)

[2wheeldrifter]

So love that arse Ratti......I must get my pants to you................if you know what I mean:)

Free to help out in anyway I can :)

[Foxzee]

Free to help out in anyway I can :)

You could wear them round there for me.......save me a trip....lol

[Smifffy]

What with the size of my arse I reckon you could get "Hello, I'm Fatt Max and I Really LIke Pies Because They Are NIce" on my pants, but what would you write on the other cheek...?

Always blow on the pie! Safer communities together.

???
:rofl:

[Ratti]

Only need the strides 'drift
And a word file with what you want on them, in the font you want to use. I can size the lettering to fit the space available.

Fozx, you can swing by with your strides any time. Text me when you want to do the deed. It doesnt take long to do the lettering.You can make the coffee, our girls can do girl stuff and I will do the lettering while we chat and plan our next attack!

or you and 'drift can both swing by next time he wanders down this way and I can do both pair in one visit? 'drift can clean my bathroom while we work on the important stuff

[Ratti]

Always blow on the pie! Safer communities together.

???
:rofl:

Love it!


Maha, you don't know what you're missing!

[charlymelon]

:-D


this thread turned in an interesting way...^^

[Ratti]

that's cos no-one wants to play anymore..sad but there you have it.

[Genie]

is this what one calls a cougar or is this just simply sick!!

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/6861597/mother-in-court-for-underage-sex/

[Ratti]

gross. he's not even legal ffs.

could have at least waited til he was 16. stupid woman.

[spacemonkey]

Yes please Aunty on my leather ones.....it looked so cool....

Settle agin boi's don't make a habit of staring at chicks bums ok...........only the sexy ones ok............

Sweet!! :D
We now have permission to stare at Foxys bum! :woohoo:

[Ratti]

lol, only if you are younger than she is....cougars still roar dude!

[spacemonkey]

No fair!! :no::argh:

She didn't put that in her original post. :crybaby:

[Ratti]

read the posts dude....this thread needs to be renamed 'cougars scratching posts':chase: :dodge:

If you're too old to be cougar bait, you probably need to lurk but remain silent:shutup: Just for your own safety of course :whistle::whistle:

[Bikemad]

gross. he's not even legal ffs.

i doubt that would have concerned him

[Ratti]

Good point BMad...IS it an issue for young chaps? I seem to remember lads that age being keen enough. Is it even possible to force a male into sex if he is truely disinterested?

[Bikemad]

ummmm........well speakin as an ex young chap..........theres a few years around that time when"its" pretty much all you seem to think about...........to quote Jim Morrison..............bus gives you a hard on,books in your lap..........
then you get ya first motorcycle..TS250 Susuki for me.........and ya priorities shift slightly.................well............shitloads really

[oldrider]

is this what one calls a cougar or is this just simply sick!!

http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/6861597/mother-in-court-for-underage-sex/

C'mon at 14 she wouldn't need to ply him with booze FFS!

Even if she was a horror the kid would be firing like a sub machine gun!

The only problem she would have is Kevin Bloody Wilson's song would be humming in the back ground.

"it was over, before it began". :o

Holy shit what are the young ones of today becoming? :shifty:

Older women like that were a godsend when we were youngsters! :love:

There were more of them about than most people would think back then too!

That's what made me believe there really was a god! :yes: Well, for a little while anyway! :lol:

[R6_kid]

For a thread 60 pages long this is severely lacking in photo's of any potential cougars on KB...

[caseye]

For a thread 60 pages long this is severely lacking in photo's of any potential cougars on KB...
Have to agree! decided lack of pictureific evidence of cougarism .!

[Smifffy]

Have to agree! decided lack of pictureific evidence of cougarism .!

So according to the Tao of KB - it didn't happen (no pics)

[cc rider]

So according to the Tao of KB - it didn't happen (no pics)

That's right boys, there are no such animals called cougars...

:wavey: kid

[Smifffy]

That's right boys, there are no such animals called cougars...


I happen to know differently, but there wasn't a name for it in those days - only us toy boys :shifty:

[cc rider]

:rofl:



:shutup:




:rofl:

[Ratti]

pix? with lads of an age to be cougared, who has time to take pix? it all happens so fast...

actually I DO have pix...but that is another story.

[aprilia_RS250]

I had been snatched up and locked up with a few cougars. They give you the whole "oh my didn't realise how young you are" line the next morning, but we both know that's bullshit. Never had a bad time with one, they always give it 100%.

[Ratti]

aaah, but did you?

[aprilia_RS250]

aaah, but did you?

If they don't tie me up in a school uniform then yes...

[Ratti]

so where is the fun in NOT being tied up in school uniform?

[R6_kid]

That's right boys, there are no such animals called cougars...

:wavey: kid

Technically you're not old enough to be 'proper' cougar yet!

[allycatz]

Technically you're not old enough to be 'proper' cougar yet!

If cougars acted 'proper' they wouldnt be a cougar!

[Ratti]

define 'proper'

[aprilia_RS250]

so where is the fun in NOT being tied up in school uniform?

it's a bit scary in'it??

[cc rider]

Technically you're not old enough to be 'proper' cougar yet!You are sweet babe, but I am old enough, just not interested in the association the name brings.

When I'm ready to have a relationship or just a fun affair with a single younger man, it will have to be because we're attracted to each other & have common interests of some sort. Having said that, wouldn't count older men out either :yes:

As long as everyone is respected & having fun :hug:

CC

[R6_kid]

For me a "MILF" is 32-38... around 36 seems to be the "right age" for a MILF.

Cougars are 44 and up in my books but they start being "proper cougars" at around late 40's to early 50's.

I'm not so sure on the deliberately hunting down young men side of things... but certainly having the open mindedness to give it a go!

[cc rider]

Well I'm in proper range (bad wording). Just really not liking the connotation that every female "of a certain age" who has mutual attraction with a younger man, is a cougar. :rolleyes:

I just recently became single & don't want to be labelled anything.... am kinda hoping to be just me for a while.
I think I'll just play in the shed with my tools - is a great equalizer
kid, that doesn't exclude you from helping with the trump if you fancy mate :cool: (it is your fault after all ;) )

[Ratti]

I know what you mean cc. Playing in the shed is a lot less harrowing than dealing with males right now.

I am definatly of sufficient years to be a cougar. pssst huddle up Kittens * whispers and giggles *
Young chap I work with has been flirting something terrible with me...yikes! He's younger than my oldest son. Im flattered but er...no thanks son.

If he was a bit older maybe, well a lot older! Has the cutest accent, english speaking south african, bedroom eyes and curly lashes....yes I have been looking Kittens, get a lot of eye candy through the place. Gotta be one of the main attractions, sure isnt the wages.

[Ratti]

Found this 203185at a service station yesterday.

While I was buying it the chap behind me asked "Are you a cougar and if so what are you doing on Saturday night?"

[<G>]

While I was buying it the chap behind me asked "Are you a cougar and if so what are you doing on Saturday night?"[/QUOTE]

See, young guys are interested, it's not just the older women doing the initiating :yes:

Cougar CD - everyone's on the bandwagon hey - good for a laugh :laugh:

[Ratti]

its actually got some music on it that I really like. Never thought of it as cougar songs tho, but I can see that they work

[Genie]

Haha, omg, that is just too funny, doesn't take long for someone to make money out of a "new fad"

so what did you do on Saturday night????

[rachprice]

I had a drink last night called bitter cougar!
Ironically it was with my friends mum who is 43, recently single, a babe and has a better body than me!

[oldrider]

One thing useful about us old guy's girls is, to us you will always be a "chick"! (maybe that's a little desperate! :lol:)

[Ratti]

This only happend a couple of days ago. I am too slow on it tho, I should have given him my business card and told him to email me so we could discuss possibilities...

In reality I blushed and cracked up laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. He knew the young chap behind the counter and they proceeded to have a discussion about the relative merits of cougars and how they are in fact a good thing for a young man to do.

Then I had to explain to my mother what a cougar is. She laughed and said "O? does it have a name now does it?" i do NOT want to know. nope, no way.

[Ratti]

One thing useful about us old guy's girls is, to us you will always be a "chick"! (maybe that's a little desperate! :lol:)

Not desperate Sweety. I happen to know old farts are usually an experience worth having:yes:

[Squiggles]

but they start being "proper cougars" at around late 40's to early 50's.

Bit on the high side imo, thats lynx & snow leopard territory :shit:

[allycatz]

Men wearing 'Lynx' smell quite nice really

[Ratti]

You don't know what you are missing dear

[Ratti]

Men wearing 'Lynx' smell quite nice really

Teenage boys dont tho. Sheesh, not sure which is worse, b.o. or Lynx

[allycatz]

Teenage boys dont tho. Sheesh, not sure which is worse, b.o. or Lynx

I don't 'sniff' teenage boys lmao!

[Eyegasm]

"Are you a cougar and if so what are you doing on Saturday night?"

So you were a bit slow on accepting the offer eh Ratti??

.... A real cougar would've pounced

[allycatz]

So you were a bit slow on accepting the offer eh Ratti??

.... A real cougar would've pounced

Even 'cougars' have standards

[Eyegasm]

Even 'cougars' have standards

Oh dammit.... That must be where I am failing!

What are these standards you speak of?

[Genie]

This only happend a couple of days ago. I am too slow on it tho, I should have given him my business card and told him to email me so we could discuss possibilities...

In reality I blushed and cracked up laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes. He knew the young chap behind the counter and they proceeded to have a discussion about the relative merits of cougars and how they are in fact a good thing for a young man to do.

Then I had to explain to my mother what a cougar is. She laughed and said "O? does it have a name now does it?" i do NOT want to know. nope, no way.

Interesting to note your mother's comment.....I suppose Cleopatra was a cougar. How many others can you name? Quiz time...name at last 3 famous cougars....Liz Taylor, Cleopatra....nah can only think of two

[Bald Eagle]

Interesting to note your mother's comment.....I suppose Cleopatra was a cougar. How many others can you name? Quiz time...name at last 3 famous cougars....Liz Taylor, Cleopatra....nah can only think of two

joan collins

[Love my Bonnie]

Madonna
Demi Moore
& that hidious thing called melanie griffiths

Can you tell that i read the trash mags?

[Maha]

What age difference would constitute a cougar?
Cos' Im thinking Victoria Principle/Andy Gibb

[Genie]

To me, a cougar would be a women 15 years older than her "toy boy", that would put her in the age bracket of being able to be his mother???!!!!

[Love my Bonnie]

Oh yuck, the thought of having sex with someone young enough to be my son is really GROSS!!!!!!!!

[Maha]

To me, a cougar would be a women 15 years older than her "toy boy", that would put her in the age bracket of being able to be his mother???!!!!

All clear now, thanks for that.

[Genie]

it is yuk, but think about it, young Demi is how much older then Aston, I think about 16 years, it has been accpted throughout the ages, when it comes to love age is no barrier, as race and sex is no barrier. Though being a cougar is not about love, it is more about lust.

[rachprice]

its not really yuck at all but im not nearly old enough to be considered as a cougar, nor do I even prefer younger men (boys) though good on those who do....

[twotyred]

the agreed age is 35+ from all discussions I have ever heard on the subject

[Genie]

the agreed age is 35+ from all discussions I have ever heard on the subject

Holy hell :lol: that's like granma

[Maha]

it is yuk, but think about it, young Demi is how much older then Aston, I think about 16 years, it has been accpted throughout the ages, when it comes to love age is no barrier, as race and sex is no barrier. Though being a cougar is not about love, it is more about lust.

We had one at a party here once, she turned up with a guy about her age and in a short space of time (ie: A Jiffy) she was all over young Skidmark!
Yes there are pics but they shall remain 'not on here'.

[Coldrider]

There is a Sports Apparel store in Napier called KooGa

[Stirts]

We had one at a party here once, she turned up with a guy about her age and in a short space of time (ie: A Jiffy) she was all over young Skidmark!
Can you let her know I found her.....
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_nCJ67knK9Bg/SMbYYoTGuNI/AAAAAAAAACI/LobMxvG04Nk/s320/handful+of+marbles.jpg

[Maha]

Can you let her know I found her.....


Would if I could, dont remember her name, doubt that Mark even remembers.

[oldrider]

Not desperate Sweety. I happen to know old farts are usually an experience worth having:yes:

Quick, take me, take me, I'm yours! :love: :sleep:

[Ratti]

I don't 'sniff' teenage boys lmao!

I live with one. Hve you forgotten how much they stink?


So you were a bit slow on accepting the offer eh Ratti??
.... A real cougar would've pounced

Aunti Ratti Does NOT go cougaring with her mother ok?


Oh dammit.... That must be where I am failing!

What are these standards you speak of?

Lets start with those abominations you call trousers shall we dear? I like a glimpse of arse as much as the next coug..er...woman. But a hint- a suggestion of the delights being hidden- is better than the entire crack ok?


Quick, take me, take me, I'm yours! :love: :sleep:

And Mrs Oldrider will be where????

[oldrider]

And Mrs Oldrider will be where????

Gulp, check mate! :o

Fantasy meets reality again, damn it! :crybaby: Oh well, back to tea and cakes at the rest home. :mellow:

[<G>]

Interesting to note your mother's comment.....I suppose Cleopatra was a cougar. How many others can you name? Quiz time...name at last 3 famous cougars....Liz Taylor, Cleopatra....nah can only think of two

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1330551296/nm0001028 Maxwell Caulfield/Juliet Mills 18 years difference

http://www.imdb.com/media/rm660052736/nm0004710 Naveen Andrews/Barbara Hershey 21 years difference

[oldrider]

Oh yuck, the thought of having sex with someone young enough to be my son is really GROSS!!!!!!!!

OK, what about some one old enough to be your granddad? :sick: :lol: :mellow:

[Genie]

apparently that is popular with blondes...

I went out last night and the subject of cougars came up. makes for amusing conversation. apparently just being over 35 makes one a cougar, 40 makes one a puma.

[Ratti]

given how much grey is coming through..I must be heading for silver Fox..or as suggested already, a snow leopard!

[allycatz]

apparently that is popular with blondes...

I went out last night and the subject of cougars came up. makes for amusing conversation. apparently just being over 35 makes one a cougar, 40 makes one a puma.

Bloody Hell, Im 50 next month, must make me the 'Sphinx'

[MSTRS]

All these cat's name for women...
Does the pussy get bigger as the woman gets older?
*he asks in all innocence*

[Ratti]

no, it just takes 'longer' to fill'erup

[allycatz]

All these cat's name for women...
Does the pussy get bigger as the woman gets older?
*he asks in all innocence*

:spanking: Nah, you guys shrink

[MSTRS]

no, it just takes 'longer' to fill'erup


:spanking: Nah, you guys shrink :innocent

So - the combination of the two means 'bottoming out' ceases to be a problem? If you know what I mean...:innocent:
Ooops - wrong thread :shit::rofl:

[allycatz]

There are other perfectly good orifaces to consider first.....if you know what I mean! oops wrong thread again lol!

[Love my Bonnie]

OK, what about some one old enough to be your granddad? :sick: :lol: :mellow:

He would have to be 80 years old plus

[MSTRS]

There are other perfectly good orifaces to consider first.....if you know what I mean! oops wrong thread again lol!

Typo? :killingme:

[oldrider]

He would have to be 80 years old plus

Well, you could put the missing ten years on tick, I might be tempted to accept an IOU if you are! :blip: :lol:

[Love my Bonnie]

Well, you could put the missing ten years on tick, I might be tempted to accept an IOU if you are! :blip: :lol:

:done: Best offer I've had in ages

[Ratti]

Do it Bonnie, old chaps are more betterer than bunnies

[Pixie]

Watch those snapping turtles:

http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/cougar-graph

[Number One]

Watch those snapping turtles:

http://www.madatoms.com/site/blog/cougar-graph

That's gold Dragons and Snapping Turtles :shutup:

[Foxzee]

Whoo Hoo...the thread lives again:yes: