For women of a 'certain age'...

[2wheeldrifter]

Can't say Ive rooted anyone 'black'

Replied as a true blonde! :) lol

[2wheeldrifter]

Does shagging a miner in Aussie count?


Is a Cougar thread.... so it's ok :)

[cc rider]

Mate, you ma y be a looker but you are still just a boy. my man is lumpy but i reckon he could kick your arse when it comes to tongue action on all the right places. er... um... beg to differ :whistle:

[Mrs Max]

Trade secrets Mrs Max, proof is in the flicklickinnibblin I feel, to be up front, and mean up the front!

There's fine line to be over stimulated mrs max..... true?

Never ever ever my boy. Over stimulation needs to be managed and I lurve that bit.
Still, any port in a storm

[Foxzee]

This dude may have... with extra hot hot sauce babe! You should be used to abit of Italian stallion between your legs mmmm

Yeah I had spag bol tonight with hot hot sauce and managed to slop it between my legs.......the spagetti packet was even named stallion huni.....:)

[Mrs Max]

Hey kitts, I gotta go and take care of the big fella. He's just in from a tough day and needs some luvvin'
wish me luck, i'm going in
keep the faith gals :0

[Foxzee]

er... um... beg to differ :whistle:

Hey kitten welcome aboard the 'Titanic".....share all

[Foxzee]

er... um... beg to differ :whistle:

Hey kitten welcome aboard the 'Titanic".....share all

[2wheeldrifter]

Hey kitten welcome aboard the 'Titanic".....share all

Heard you the first time babe! lol

[2wheeldrifter]

Hey kitts, I gotta go and take care of the big fella. He's just in from a tough day and needs some luvvin'
wish me luck, i'm going in
keep the faith gals :0


Nice one Mrs Max.... Take my pants of to you... errrr mean Hat ! :)

[cc rider]

Nice one Mrs Max.... Take my pants of to you... errrr mean Hat ! :)You can leave your hat on........

[Foxzee]

Heard you the first time babe! lol

Yeah well I've watched it twice and it sunk both times babe....so nothing like keeping with history

[cc rider]

Yeah well I've watched it twice and it sunk both times babe....so nothing like keeping with historyTry doing it backwards, lil Fox. Watching it I mean. It'll pop up then. :blip:

[2wheeldrifter]

You can leave your hat on........


but's it's hot in here CC!

[cc rider]

but's it's hot in here CC!drifter, haven't I always kept your engine cooled

[cc rider]

but's it's hot in here CC!on second thoughts, take the hat off, but leave them leathers on :innocent:

[Foxzee]

on second thoughts, take the hat off, but leave them leathers on :innocent:

ROOM NEEDED!.... anyone got one free now for these two

Hey pics or it didn't happen alrighty guys..............

[cc rider]

After all the swimming to get there, I don't know if I'd have the energy :rofl:



may need lil nap

[Foxzee]

After all the swimming to get there, I don't know if I'd have the energy :rofl:



may need lil nap

Well he wouldn't be a real man if he didn't give ya breathing space....lol

[2wheeldrifter]

Well he wouldn't be a real man if he didn't give ya breathing space....lol


I can breath thru my ears !!

[cc rider]

Real! You say? I thought he was pure fantasy.

Tis always nice to cum up to breathe


My My! It is rather hot in here isn't it drifter... :sweatdrop

Could someone please open a window

[cc rider]

I can breath thru my ears !!and we thank you for it

[Foxzee]

Real! You say? I thought he was pure fantasy.

Tis always nice to cum up to breathe


My My! It is rather hot in here isn't it drifter... :sweatdrops

Could someone please open a window

I would but don't want to interupt....the earthquake!!!!!...helll when it CUMS down to it and it happens I'm ducking...sorry love open ya own window when ya get the chance

[cc rider]

I would but don't want to interupt....the earthquake!!!!!...helll when it CUMS down to it and it happens I'm ducking...sorry love open ya own window when ya get the chancewell just put the camera down & open a window ;)

[2wheeldrifter]

I would but don't want to interupt....the earthquake!!!!!...helll when it CUMS down to it and it happens I'm ducking...sorry love open ya own window when ya get the chance

Well last girlfriend f-ed off out the window after I gave her a love bite!

32psi goes off!

[cc rider]

that's cause she was made of cheap plastic... always buy quality

[2wheeldrifter]

that's cause she was made of cheap plastic... always buy quality

True Cas, but cheap to run :)

[Foxzee]

Well last girlfriend f-ed off out the window after I gave her a love bite!

32psi goes off!


Well he's got the pressure in the back end I'm hoping...with 32............wot's the front like.............

[cc rider]

now me is just sad :(

Well until someone better cums along, buy a puncture kit & leave the window half closed ;)

[cc rider]

with 32............wot's the front like.............flat chested by the sounds of it. And I thought men liked girls that go down on them

[2wheeldrifter]

Well he's got the pressure in the back end I'm hoping...with 32............wot's the front like.............

The front is always bustin.... just keep your mouth closed for everyones safety :) well mine really lol

[2wheeldrifter]

flat chested by the sounds of it. And I thought men liked girls that go down on them

True Cas, going down and going down to F off is another story... a sad one it is!

[Ratti]

Yaaaaaay Kitts.

Good to read the mayhem continued whilst I was absent.

I note tho that 'drift still has no note from Mama and no explanation of where he been?

last chance dude, 'fess up or face the consequences. Dont try and distract me , I have children I am an expert at staying on the subject until I get an answer.

Yes it has been damp down my way, so what ya gonna do about it 'drift? CC darlin' - share with your sisters. You've had a shot now stand outta the way and direct traffic.

LOL, sounds like MrsM will be looking for a loose end to be at come Tuesday.
That'd work, Foxz and I will get FM sorted and 'drift can pootle on up to AK . Sweet!

Take care Kittens, sorry i missed the fun but I had to have some meaningful phonetime with my chap

[cc rider]

Yes it has been damp down my way, so what ya gonna do about it 'drift? CC darlin' - share with your sisters. You've had a shot now stand outta the way and direct traffic.

Take care Kittens, sorry i missed the fun but I had to have some meaningful phonetime with my chap:killingme Will be my pleasure Aunty Ratti & no doubt drifters too.

Say Hi to phoneguy from the Kittens next time. :D Hope you had a nice chat, girl.


Oh and if you break him (drifter), I have a new puncture repair kit :yes:

[Ratti]

More of a mendingbridges chat.. dammit, let him down at what he considers to be a critical time. sigh....having too much bloody fun here was the problem.

As it happens I have puncture repair gear...and a couple of packs of tyre weights should he get out of balance, an hydraulic press should the need arise, a pipe bender for the purposes of realignment, and a compressor to get him up again..er, blow him up I meant to write. (Nah...tell the truth Ratti- I meant get him up.)

Anything special I need to know about? Preferences? weird quirks? DO i need to dust off my whip and 'special' gear?

[Ratti]

fwooaaar....goodnessme, he's a bit of alright.:sweatdrop

Was in Motomart today looking for a new lid that's not going to drag on an ear piercing..anyway...

Kittens..if you havn't already done so. I'd seriously recommend checking out the cougar bait in the shop. DOnt know his name but a nice chap with tatts up his forearms was helping me out with getting a liid sorted...very tasty bit of cougar bait he is too. What a shame, he's gonna have to order in the lid I think I want and i'm gonna have to go back.:wari:

[Foxzee]

fwooaaar....goodnessme, he's a bit of alright.:sweatdrop

Was in Motomart today looking for a new lid that's not going to drag on an ear piercing..anyway...

Kittens..if you havn't already done so. I'd seriously recommend checking out the cougar bait in the shop. DOnt know his name but a nice chap with tatts up his forearms was helping me out with getting a liid sorted...very tasty bit of cougar bait he is too. What a shame, he's gonna have to order in the lid I think I want and i'm gonna have to go back.:wari:


Well well well.....time to go to the bike eh Aunty.........:)

[allycatz]

Ha ha I went out with one of the Motomart guys for awhile....was not that one tho, but yes did have a wee perve when in there last week lol!

[Ratti]

O? Do tell Ally....

the only other cougar bait I saw in the shop was a pretty wee lad about the same age as my son...poor kid..Aunti made him blush and leave the room. Seriously, I gave him a bit of shit and he didn't know what to do...

bad kitten...dont pick on the littlies

[2wheeldrifter]

Yaaaaaay Kitts.

Good to read the mayhem continued whilst I was absent.

I note tho that 'drift still has no note from Mama and no explanation of where he been?

last chance dude, 'fess up or face the consequences. Dont try and distract me , I have children I am an expert at staying on the subject until I get an answer.

Yes it has been damp down my way, so what ya gonna do about it 'drift? CC darlin' - share with your sisters. You've had a shot now stand outta the way and direct traffic.

LOL, sounds like MrsM will be looking for a loose end to be at come Tuesday.
That'd work, Foxz and I will get FM sorted and 'drift can pootle on up to AK . Sweet!

Take care Kittens, sorry i missed the fun but I had to have some meaningful phonetime with my chap

Still here Ratti... not for long though have to go down the line this weekend... well down your way in fact! have to catch a kitten and maybe tame it before it grows into a cougar.... :)

[Foxzee]

Still here Ratti... not for long though have to go down the line this weekend... well down your way in fact! have to catch a kitten and maybe tame it before it grows into a cougar.... :)

WTF.......you trolling our SPCA's now........geez Drifter....LOL

[2wheeldrifter]

WTF.......you trolling our SPCA's now........geez Drifter....LOL

Am looking for that all round tender soft kitten.. you know the feel of such a orgasium foxzee?? " oh meant organisms!"

[Foxzee]

Am looking for that all round tender soft kitten.. you know the feel of such a orgasium foxzee?? " oh meant organisms!"

Ya won't find a tender kitten down our way....we are born to be wild!!!!!.......hope ya got tough skin cos man we claw!!!!!!!!!!

[2wheeldrifter]

Ya won't find a tender kitten down our way....we are born to be wild!!!!!.......hope ya got tough skin cos man we claw!!!!!!!!!!


Maybe not on the outside... but ON the INSIDE I am sure it will be tender, soft in warm mmmmm ....

[Fatt Max]

What the feck was going on in here last night?

Were you kitts getting all juiced up, thank heavans 2WD was in here mopping it all up....

Mate, what did you say to the missus bro? She went wild on my ass last night, again this morning and when I got home this arvo.....far canal.....!!!...not complaining, eh

By the way, the dude acorss the road with the Ducati introduced me to his partner today...they make such a nice couple those two guys...:eek5:..:buggerd:..reckon I;ll keep that one from Mrs M for a while, see what happens when she has a flirt with him......:clap:

[2wheeldrifter]

What the feck was going on in here last night?

Were you kitts getting all juiced up, thank heavans 2WD was in here mopping it all up....

Mate, what did you say to the missus bro? She went wild on my ass last night, again this morning and when I got home this arvo.....far canal.....!!!...not complaining, eh

By the way, the dude acorss the road with the Ducati introduced me to his partner today...they make such a nice couple those two guys...:eek5:..:buggerd:..reckon I;ll keep that one from Mrs M for a while, see what happens when she has a flirt with him......:clap:

Oh Max... I was in for a real drenching! had the brolly out and all!

Mrs Max... well I think it was on the lines bud, that I COULD bud the bud better than you... well so I thought! Think talking about it... then seeing you home... well can only imagine the fireworks... that's a hot livewire mrs max, think to much for me, well more like too little from me! mmmm

Glad you ok though... and you rode the storm out! :)

Way to go buddy!

[2wheeldrifter]

What the feck was going on in here last night?

Were you kitts getting all juiced up, thank heavans 2WD was in here mopping it all up....

Mate, what did you say to the missus bro? She went wild on my ass last night, again this morning and when I got home this arvo.....far canal.....!!!...not complaining, eh

By the way, the dude acorss the road with the Ducati introduced me to his partner today...they make such a nice couple those two guys...:eek5:..:buggerd:..reckon I;ll keep that one from Mrs M for a while, see what happens when she has a flirt with him......:clap:

Oh Max... I was in for a real drenching! had the brolly out and all!

Mrs Max... well I think it was on the lines bud, that I COULD bud the bud better than you... well so I thought! Think talking about it... then seeing you home... well can only imagine the fireworks... that's a hot livewire mrs max, think to much for me, well more like too little from me! mmmm

Glad you ok though... and you rode the storm out! :)

Way to go buddy!

[Ratti]

what Kitten you after 'drift?

Foxz darl' you got a hot time planned with our boy? ride 'im hard girl!

take notes and pass it 'round.

[Fatt Max]

I'm knackered just thinking about it....

Looking forward to Tuesday though.......ask me nicely and I'll play yous a song.....

[Foxzee]

what Kitten you after 'drift?

Foxz darl' you got a hot time planned with our boy? ride 'im hard girl!

take notes and pass it 'round.

He's not coming to me........dammit...and he won't tell

need ya help to make him talk...............


or just ask him outright...............ok Drifter what you doing with who and when......and is she hot?????????

[2wheeldrifter]

what Kitten you after 'drift?

Foxz darl' you got a hot time planned with our boy? ride 'im hard girl!

take notes and pass it 'round.

Lusty kitten.... young at heart! but knows the tricks!

[2wheeldrifter]

He's not coming to me........dammit...and he won't tell

need ya help to make him talk...............


or just ask him outright...............ok Drifter what you doing with who and when......and is she hot?????????

Ladies where is your discretion! questions and more question... my god no wonder your single lol

Well Foxzee... hope to do a all nighter! :) hot.. HOT.... melt the sun babe!

[2wheeldrifter]

I'm knackered just thinking about it....

Looking forward to Tuesday though.......ask me nicely and I'll play yous a song.....

Sure you am.... mrs max going to be there lol

[Fatt Max]

Ladies where is your discretion! questions and more question... my god no wonder your single lol

Well Foxzee... hope to do a all nighter! :) hot.. HOT.... melt the sun babe!

Need some lard, I have a truck load.......

[Fatt Max]

Sure you am.... mrs max going to be there lol

Mrs Max is staying at home on Tuesday, no doubt she will try her hand with mr Ducati over the road, I wont be telling her that the dude is a raving iron, reckon I'll let her find that out herself lol

[Foxzee]

Ladies where is your discretion! questions and more question... my god no wonder your single lol

Well Foxzee... hope to do a all nighter! :) hot.. HOT.... melt the sun babe!

Well this fox don't melt...wot are you saying...sorry mate but I'm away this weekend up north.......

[2wheeldrifter]

Need some lard, I have a truck load.......


I should be fine Max... laughin as I am typing cause I think you mean it ! lol

[2wheeldrifter]

Mrs Max is staying at home on Tuesday, no doubt she will try her hand with mr Ducati over the road, I wont be telling her that the dude is a raving iron, reckon I'll let her find that out herself lol

Hope she cums back to you Max... Ducati owers.... mmmm hard to pull away from!

[2wheeldrifter]

what Kitten you after 'drift?

Foxz darl' you got a hot time planned with our boy? ride 'im hard girl!

take notes and pass it 'round.

Not me sweet Ratti.... gosh sure Foxzee has more class than me... a cheap biker like me...

[cc rider]

Ducati owers.... mmmm hard!:innocent:

[2wheeldrifter]

what Kitten you after 'drift?

Foxz darl' you got a hot time planned with our boy? ride 'im hard girl!

take notes and pass it 'round.

Although Ratti... your both down that way... hmmm need your fluids checked anyone as I pass???

[cc rider]

... a cheap biker like me...don't sell yourself short hun :)

[cc rider]

:rockon:
Although Ratti... your both down that way... hmmm need your fluids checked anyone as I pass???Now that's service, girls. A man that cums to you

[Foxzee]

Hope she cums back to you Max... Ducati owers.... mmmm hard to pull away from!

Hahaha they are easy to pull away from cos they are pullng on themselves....ok...dick...clutch...dick...clutch.. .fuck yellow light again..ok no need to repeat...............

[Fatt Max]

I'm getting the 'orn.......stop it will you.....

[allycatz]

:rockon:Now that's service, girls. A man that cums to you


Service with smile......mmmmm

[cc rider]

I'm getting the 'orn.......stop it will you.....If we stop,Max, you know we're just going to have to start ALL OVER again... Are you sure that's what you want... Hmmm! ;)

[cc rider]

Service with smile......mmmmmand he brings his own lube, allykitten. Ya gotta love that :blip:

[Fatt Max]

If we stop,Max, you know we're just going to have to start ALL OVER again... Are you sure that's what you want... Hmmm! ;)

Blimey, now there's an angle my lovely...let me think......FAAARRK. ok then...woo hoo...!!......I love this site, everyone is so nice...

[2wheeldrifter]

I'm getting the 'orn.......stop it will you.....

Not me from aye Max????

[Foxzee]

I'm getting the 'orn.......stop it will you.....

Stop wot FM......jiggling.............

[Foxzee]

Not me from aye Max????

yea boi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[allycatz]

Not me from aye Max????

Well he has been mixing with his new friend across the road

[cc rider]

more your nordy nice, Max :spanking::hug:

[Fatt Max]

Stop wot FM......jiggling.............

Oh, is that what it is....great...!!!

[2wheeldrifter]

don't sell yourself short hun :)


Shorts good Cas... well in fact mean very little when laying down....??

[Fatt Max]

Well he has been mixing with his new friend across the road

That will be the missus, I was simply being neighbourly.....he does have a tight arse though, shame its both an exit and an entrance girls......

[2wheeldrifter]

Well he has been mixing with his new friend across the road



True! bit of a worry that, cause we Duc owers would sell our own mother !

[2wheeldrifter]

Service with smile......mmmmm



Big crackin smile Ally :)

[allycatz]

That will be the missus, I was simply being neighbourly.....he does have a tight arse though, shame its both an exit and an entrance girls......

how do you know he has a tight arse?

[cc rider]

Shorts good Cas... well in fact mean very little when laying down....??is you tired, lil one? Never mind you just lay back & enjoy

[cc rider]

how do you know he has a tight arse?Mrs M told him :blip:

[allycatz]

is you tired, lil one? Never mind you just lay back & enjoy

Just pull his shorts back up when you finished with him CC

[gatch]

I am very much ok with cougars.


and he brings his own lube, allykitten. Ya gotta love that :blip:

I went to a party not long ago, I usually carry a few durex and a tube of lube for emergency purposes in the tank bag. One of the girls decided to swing a leg over the bike and in doing so bumped open the unzipped bag, 'hello'.

Not the first time my bike has gotten me some action ha.

[gatch]

40 + men are scrumptious ?

And heres me thinking a menage trois was filthy..

[Foxzee]

Shorts good Cas... well in fact mean very little when laying down....??

hahaha kitten ....wot he is saying is he has the short straw....you lay down and look up....awwwwww gravity there you go bigger now love

[allycatz]

I am very much ok with cougars.



I went to a party not long ago, I usually carry a few durex and a tube of lube for emergency purposes in the tank bag. One of the girls decided to swing a leg over the bike and in doing so bumped open the unzipped bag, 'hello'.

Not the first time my bike has gotten me some action ha.

Well ,a man that comes prepared for the 'Big One' when it happens

[2wheeldrifter]

Hahaha they are easy to pull away from cos they are pullng on themselves....ok...dick...clutch...dick...clutch.. .fuck yellow light again..ok no need to repeat...............

Maybe true Foxzee, think its more to do with an over load build up in our sacks... can't ride a bike all tense babe!

anyway your just upset it's getting on your vissour! :)

[Foxzee]

I am very much ok with cougars.



I went to a party not long ago, I usually carry a few durex and a tube of lube for emergency purposes in the tank bag. One of the girls decided to swing a leg over the bike and in doing so bumped open the unzipped bag, 'hello'.

Not the first time my bike has gotten me some action ha.

So with the lube she lubed your chain.................

[gatch]

Well ,a man that comes prepared for the 'Big One' when it happens

Always prepared, ever ready.

Keeps going and going and going.

[Fatt Max]

40 + men are scrumptious ?

And heres me thinking a menage trois was filthy..

I thought it was some kind of posh French wine.......

[gatch]

So with the lube she lubed your chain.................

Something like that yeah, shes a messy girl though, spread the stuff allll over the show.

[Fatt Max]

Listen, do have to be scared when I get down there on Tuesday, I just need to know what to pack you see......

[Foxzee]

Maybe true Foxzee, think its more to do with an over load build up in our sacks... can't ride a bike all tense babe!

anyway your just upset it's getting on your vissour! :)

yeah visor is right...dam over spray....not going to sit behind you again at lights..........

[2wheeldrifter]

Something like that yeah, shes a messy girl though, spread the stuff allll over the show.

after you shot as well I hope, like a good dirty girl?

way to go gatch lol

[2wheeldrifter]

yeah visor is right...dam over spray....not going to sit behind you again at lights..........

Say AHHHHHHHH has protein sweet child :)

[allycatz]

I thought it was some kind of posh French wine.......

Nah thats what ya get after ya drunk it ;)

[gatch]

Listen, do have to be scared when I get down there on Tuesday, I just need to know what to pack you see......

A sack of gerbils should do it.

Chuck the little sods on the ground to distract the cougars while you gap it to the refuge of the local bakery.

Failing that pop the last of the furry little love balls in your bum and tell em your gay.

Godspeed fattmax.

[allycatz]

Say AHHHHHHHH has protein sweet child :)

Yeah but how many points at Weight Watchers????

[Foxzee]

Listen, do have to be scared when I get down there on Tuesday, I just need to know what to pack you see......

Pack ya nickers........lol

[chanceyy]

hmm looks like I should have followed this thread a bit more sooner :whistle:

ex hubby was younger than me :yes: .. I dunno I find older men ready for the zimmer frame for some funny reason .. or they can not keep up :rofl:

mrs FM love your style .. FM your funny as, your posts always crack me up .. really can imagine the two of you in the same room .. dynamic

anyhow since I crashed my bike last weekend will make it to parliment on the back of a hog .. :blip:

hmm now friends which category do you girls rate them ?.. :innocent:

[cc rider]

Just pull his shorts back up when you finished with him CCNah, hun. Don't think I'd be drifters type. I'm not into the cougar thing. :rolleyes:


I am very much ok with cougars.gatch, your self sacrifice by posting here, will be remembered by your fellow BK mates. Girl be gentle with him. He definitely has the body to please. :sweatdrop:sweatdrop
:buggerd:And we already know he brings his own lube. Modern men are so well prepared. Tis delightful :clap:

40 + men are scrumptious ?

And heres me thinking a menage trois was filthy..not filthy sweets, DIRTY! :sweatdrop

[2wheeldrifter]

Yeah but how many points at Weight Watchers????

Oh cum on Ally.... look passed the neg and think on the pos! no pregnancy! now that's weight !

[Fatt Max]

Oh cum on Ally.... look passed the neg and think on the pos! no pregnancy! now that's weight !

Weight....?.....who said Weight.....?.... I can do weight...anyone like it weighty...?...I can do that, I can, yep, sure can do weight me......!!!

[Foxzee]

Say AHHHHHHHH has protein sweet child :)

Maybe so...but helmet is unbruised why take it out on the visor so I can't see .....only can see protein????? do I crash now and lye it down or will protein keep it up.....

[Fatt Max]

Pack ya nickers........lol

Believe me, I am packing my nickers just listening to you lot, fecking packing it I am.....gawd luv ya all......!!

[2wheeldrifter]

Maybe so...but helmet is unbruised why take it out on the visor so I can't see .....only can see protein????? do I crash now and lye it down or will protein keep it up.....

If your laying there... and your still warm, won't say any more :)

[2wheeldrifter]

Believe me, I am packing my nickers just listening to you lot, fecking packing it I am.....gawd luv ya all......!!


Chastity belt with these ones Max! tear your flesh of the bone!

[gatch]

gatch, your self sacrifice by posting here, will be remembered by your fellow BK mates. Girl be gentle with him. He definitely has the body to please. :sweatdrop:sweatdrop
:buggerd:And we already know he brings his own lube. Modern men are so well prepared.

Just doing the decent thing and taking one (or forty, I don't discriminate) for the team.

Is just the kind of man I am.

[Foxzee]

Believe me, I am packing my nickers just listening to you lot, fecking packing it I am.....gawd luv ya all......!!

Glad ya got ya knickers my hun......see you soon ....ummmm please have ya nickers on???????????

[cc rider]

hmm looks like I should have followed this thread a bit more sooner :whistle:



anyhow since I crashed my bike last weekend will make it to parliment on the back of a hog .. :blip:

hmm now friends which category do you girls rate them ?.. :innocent:never mind follow, girl... if you stand too close you'll get sucked in & believe me these guys are damn good at sucking :baby:

Hope you're OK chanceyy.
Well I spent 21yrs with a H or 2 in the shed.... sports bikes are nice :woohoo:

But, mind you the vibration can be ...Mmmm.... FUN :whistle: But that was another thread

[allycatz]

Oh cum on Ally.... look passed the neg and think on the pos! no pregnancy! now that's weight !

Ive been spayed anyways

[cc rider]

Just doing the decent thing and taking one (or forty, I don't discriminate) for the team.

Is just the kind of man I am.DECENT! Venture to far into the wilds & you'll soon be indecent young man. :spanking:
Team player aye? So how are you at tag teaming?? :chase:

[gatch]

DECENT! Venture to far into the wilds & you'll soon be indecent young man. :spanking:
Team player aye? So how are you at tag teaming?? :chase:

Terrible. I'm very selfish.

All for me, all 40.

[2wheeldrifter]

Ive been spayed anyways

Like a good cat should be! good girl :)

[Foxzee]

ok guys...love you all..........this kitten is rocking on for the weekend...wot's that song "gimma the beat boys I wanna get lost in ya rock and roll and "drift" away......


kitten loves to all

[cc rider]

Terrible. I'm very selfish.

All for me, all 40.Youngen, you'll want to pace yourself there. They will wear you out before you get your pants down.
Just drop by if you need refuge to re-energize. But then, back out there, mister (pushes gatch out the door, locks it & listens to cries for help mixed with the sounds of kittens growling... Oh what have I done! :eek5: :gob:

[Foxzee]

Terrible. I'm very selfish.

All for me, all 40.

Are you single???????????

[cc rider]

ok guys...love you all..........this kitten is rocking on for the weekend...wot's that song "gimma the beat boys I wanna get lost in ya rock and roll and "drift" away......


kitten loves to allSounds like you (2) will be having a good wknd ;)

[gatch]

Youngen, you'll want to pace yourself there. They will wear you out before you get your pants down.
Just drop by if you need refuge to re-energize. But then, back out there, mister (pushes gatch out the door, locks it & listens to cries for help mixed with the sounds of kittens growling... Oh what have I done! :eek5: :gob:

I'm not afraid of a few purring little pussy cats.


Are you single???????????

Yes.

[gatch]

Youngen, you'll want to pace yourself there. They will wear you out before you get your pants down.
Just drop by if you need refuge to re-energize. But then, back out there, mister (pushes gatch out the door, locks it & listens to cries for help mixed with the sounds of kittens growling... Oh what have I done! :eek5: :gob:

I'm not afraid of a few purring little pussy cats.


Are you single???????????

Yes.

[2wheeldrifter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w

[cc rider]

I'm not afraid of a few purring little pussy cats.That a boy... "Sic'em Rex!"

[Mrs Max]

FM has hit the sack bless him. Whats happenng girls?

[cc rider]

Just wondering out loud. What do younger guys see in older women. I don't mean for a fuck, but as lovers etc.
How much older?
And what don't they see in women their own age?

[Mrs Max]

Just wondering out loud. What do younger guys see in older women. I don't mean for a fuck, but as lovers etc.
How much older?
And what don't they see in women their own age?

Well. FM is younger than me, not by a great deal but still a few years there.
And, I have entertained many much younger men in my time
The guys see a more mature attitude, us older ducks just want to get on with it. Ride the bastard, pop our cloggs and head straight to the kitchen for a sammy and a beer. Younger chicks are more "oh darling, spin me around, hold me, touch me, make me feel like a woman' and young studs aint into that
Ok, romance is fine but at the end of the day, the primal urge is to fuck like fuck and enjoy it.
FM is a great fuck and I dont mind admitting it cos he goes for it just like me, no hang ups, no mucking about, just good luvvin'
My 2c worth, He is snoring like feck now so I will need to look in the 'toy box' for my fun tonight.
Gals, just have it, they love it, you love it, so be a Nike and just dooo eeeettt.. xx

[2wheeldrifter]

Sounds like you (2) will be having a good wknd ;)

Think Cas she means we may "drift" pass each other, me going down on a kitten to hand rear it, well rear end it some how???

[Foxzee]

I'm not afraid of a few purring little pussy cats.



Yes.

How loud do you purr??????????? then.......

[2wheeldrifter]

Well. FM is younger than me, not by a great deal but still a few years there.
And, I have entertained many much younger men in my time
The guys see a more mature attitude, us older ducks just want to get on with it. Ride the bastard, pop our cloggs and head straight to the kitchen for a sammy and a beer. Younger chicks are more "oh darling, spin me around, hold me, touch me, make me feel like a woman' and young studs aint into that
Ok, romance is fine but at the end of the day, the primal urge is to fuck like fuck and enjoy it.
FM is a great fuck and I dont mind admitting it cos he goes for it just like me, no hang ups, no mucking about, just good luvvin'
My 2c worth, He is snoring like feck now so I will need to look in the 'toy box' for my fun tonight.
Gals, just have it, they love it, you love it, so be a Nike and just dooo eeeettt.. xx

Play nice with HIS toy MM

[Mrs Max]

Play nice with HIS toy MM

No chance of that tonight, its asleep, just like him.
There is always tomorrow morning though...in the shower.....mmmmmmm

[2wheeldrifter]

No chance of that tonight, its asleep, just like him.
There is always tomorrow morning though...in the shower.....mmmmmmm

Just slap it around alittle MM, he'l have a good wet dream... well that's what he'll think lol

[gatch]

How loud do you purr??????????? then.......

I don't purr. I roar.

And its thunderous.

[Mrs Max]

Just slap it around alittle MM, he'l have a good wet dream... well that's what he'll think lol

Could always put his hand in a bowl of warm water and watch him piss himself and then post the pics
Actually, sooner dry hump him and see what happens
And I got a Brazillian done today the ungrateful bastard

[Foxzee]

I don't purr. I roar.

And its thunderous.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........so I can put the batteries away....and you will rock........like thunder

[2wheeldrifter]

Could always put his hand in a bowl of warm water and watch him piss himself and then post the pics
Actually, sooner dry hump him and see what happens
And I got a Brazillian done today the ungrateful bastard

oh truly ungrateful MM, you dry hump him girl, make him raw... lazy little prick it is for you tonight!

[cc rider]

I don't think I would be suited to the sport at hand. I'd like to have someone who enjoys the adventure of sex & love making, driving each other mad 'til you just want to jump them, then maybe go for a ride (the other sort of ride :ride:) Trying whatever takes our fancy & where ever. Someone with stamina. :blip: But also being able to enjoy each others company by just being curled up together on the couch, working on the bikes, hanging out at the races or getting off our dials on a nice drop or a spliff or two.
I think at the end of the day, having someone who 'gets' you no matter the age is awesome. My ex was only 2 yrs younger. But I know I'd still prefer men in their 40s. And if younger then me, well :woohoo:
I don't think I'm the type to attract younger guys though. I prefer to nibble for longer, not bite once Grrr!

[Foxzee]

Could always put his hand in a bowl of warm water and watch him piss himself and then post the pics
Actually, sooner dry hump him and see what happens
And I got a Brazillian done today the ungrateful bastard

I sooooooooooooooo love your style Mrs max....hey don't waste the brazillian.......tell the young ones it's a Mrs Max special no topping just a basic pie........

[2wheeldrifter]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........so I can put the batteries away....and you will rock........like thunder

Live meat foxzee.... batteries are dead.

live it's the go! :)

[Brownbikerbabe]

Whoa! Looka all I missed...:corn:...

[Fatt Max]

Good Morning KB.....Cock-a-doodle-fecking-doo
I love this thread, especially when I'm out and Mrs M gets into it......and this morning I get a 'Rio Surprise' in the shower........:woohoo:

[allycatz]

Bending over to pick up the soap were ya?????......

[gatch]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........so I can put the batteries away....and you will rock........like thunder

Yes, batteries are out love.

Best put your helmet on and do it up tight. It's gonna be a bumpy ride..

[Fatt Max]

Bending over to pick up the soap were ya?????......

Not me doing the bending but PLENTY of soap involved

[gatch]

Not me doing the bending but PLENTY of soap involved

Must o been very dirty then eh chief.

[Fatt Max]

Must o been very dirty then eh chief.

Filthy, absolutley filthy......so filthy even the Germans would give it the big 'Nein Nein, das bin too filthy, ya"

[chanceyy]

Good Morning KB.....Cock-a-doodle-fecking-doo
I love this thread, especially when I'm out and Mrs M gets into it......and this morning I get a 'Rio Surprise' in the shower........:woohoo:



:rofl: well someone got some this morn ..esp as you was snoring ya head off last nite & Mrs FM missed out

[Fatt Max]

:rofl: well someone got some this morn ..esp as you was snoring ya head off last nite & Mrs FM missed out

Cant help being irrisistable and a true romantic, eh....

All she wanted to hear was the words "I Love You", all I wanted to hear was the noise my balls make when they are slapping off her arse....!!!

[Ratti]

Listen, do have to be scared when I get down there on Tuesday, I just need to know what to pack you see......

Just you and your smile dude.... we have alll the necessaries here

[Fatt Max]

Just you and your smile dude.... we have alll the necessaries here

Cheers me dear, looking forward to a day out in Welly....

[Ratti]

[QUOTE=gatch;1129647108]I'm not afraid of a few purring little pussy cats.

purring little pussy cats? You're kidding arnt you dude? The likes of us has the likes of your for a snack and pick our teeth with your bones before the next one strolls on by

[Ratti]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w

heck 'drift..I can remember when that was released...and having teen hots for the drummer....mmmm, always have had a thing for man who knows how to handle his stick

[Ratti]

I don't think I'm the type to attract younger guys though. I prefer to nibble for longer, not bite once Grrr!

I like to nibble for a while too. but its hard to find a man who likes to be nibbled...although *looks around and giggles* last night was a great run with my chap from upcountry. He finally learning that I really do like to be nibbled..on my butt and up my back...woohoo...it was all on! Thats part of 'getting' the other person tho huh cc, i know what you mean and I'd prefer that to a casual any day

[Ratti]

Cheers me dear, looking forward to a day out in Welly....

what makes you think Im gonna let you out?

[Fatt Max]

what makes you think Im gonna let you out?

Oh I think you wil be glad to see the back of me mate, you've not heard me sing yet

[FROSTY]

Now im having an issue mentally coming to terms with you as a belly dancer. keep in mind last time I saw you was Le bus and you were about at the waddling stage with the black shadow..

[gatch]

[QUOTE=gatch;1129647108]I'm not afraid of a few purring little pussy cats.

purring little pussy cats? You're kidding arnt you dude? The likes of us has the likes of your for a snack and pick our teeth with your bones before the next one strolls on by

LOL the likes of who, the KB cougar brigade ?

10 points if you can even scratch my skin..

[smoky]

You chooks still going cluckin on about sex
How come threads like this don't end up in PD? hardly about biking?
You ladies remind me of a verse;

The huntress is coming, slow, breathless, and pale,
Her raven locks streaming all wild in the gale;
'Tis evening the breezes beat cold on her breast

She stops and the breezes bring balm to her brow
But wolf-dog and wild deer, out-sprung
Then cheer'd the huntress; then rush'd the madhound,
And away with the wild stag in air-lifted bound.

The course of that wild stag, the dogs, and the dame!
The red-deer shapes downward the rush of his flight
In sunlight his antlers all gloriously flash,
And onward the wolf-dogs and fair huntress dash!

His bounding heart broken, the hunted dear fell;
And o'er him the brave hounds all gallantly died,
In death still victorious--their fangs in his side!

Yet weeping, she lingers where the mist-wreaths are chill, Her breast a flame with nipples pert, the cold kill of lost day
The hunt has ended the pray has fallen
A voyeur her body craved, in the shadow he stayed
feasting in the ethereal moment of the night, of the hunt, of the fallen, of the dame

[Fatt Max]

Now im having an issue mentally coming to terms with you as a belly dancer. keep in mind last time I saw you was Le bus and you were about at the waddling stage with the black shadow..

eh, belly dancer, who the fuck is a belly dancer.....???....feckin' love them me.....

[Fatt Max]

The huntress is coming, slow, breathless, and pale,
Her raven locks streaming all wild in the gale;
'Tis evening the breezes beat cold on her breast

She stops and the breezes bring balm to her brow
But wolf-dog and wild deer, out-sprung
Then cheer'd the huntress; then rush'd the madhound,
And away with the wild stag in air-lifted bound.

The course of that wild stag, the dogs, and the dame!
The red-deer shapes downward the rush of his flight
In sunlight his antlers all gloriously flash,
And onward the wolf-dogs and fair huntress dash!

His bounding heart broken, the hunted dear fell;
And o'er him the brave hounds all gallantly died,
In death still victorious--their fangs in his side!

Yet weeping, she lingers where the mist-wreaths are chill, Her breast a flame with nipples pert, the cold kill of lost day
The hunt has ended the pray has fallen
A voyeur her body craved, in the shadow he stayed
feasting in the ethereal moment of the night, of the hunt, of the fallen, of the dame

You had me at 'hello'......

[2wheeldrifter]

Hey Ratti! Well at a pub with my kitten! fuk these big cities are the go! Smoky hot kitten! love this place......


mmmm talk soon....

[2wheeldrifter]

Why to go Drifter!!!:woohoo:

[Ratti]

eh, belly dancer, who the fuck is a belly dancer.....???....feckin' love them me.....

I am Sweets. scary eh? specialise in sword work. Dangerous Kitty complete with claws!

I've know Frost for far too many years. Sod off Frost or I'll tell what I know.....

that brain bang you got was a shocker huh? Do you seriously not remember being there when said black shadow was born and being the first person to cuddle him? we didnt move out till after he was born...you spent hours walking up and down the street in the dark with me when I was in labour. Geez mate..

[Ratti]

'drift why are you writing to the BKC if you with a hot kitty???

Hope it goes well for her and she gets what she wants...not looking good tho

[Ratti]

Thats a beautiful poem Smoky. Did you write it?

Sorry if Im shouting my ignorance to the world, but there is no such thing as a stupid question.

well..maybe

[Fatt Max]

I am Sweets. scary eh? specialise in sword work. Dangerous Kitty complete with claws!..

Blimey O'Reilly, a belly dancing biker chick.....I think, no, I KNOW I'm in love.......:drool::drool::drool::love:

[Foxzee]

Hey Ratti! Well at a pub with my kitten! fuk these big cities are the go! Smoky hot kitten! love this place......


mmmm talk soon....


Well obviously the big city worked well for you then eh.........when do we get all the details........and were you cougared???....LOL

I saw some very interesting sights on my travels over the weekend!!!!!!:)...........

[2wheeldrifter]

Well obviously the big city worked well for you then eh.........when do we get all the details........and were you cougared???....LOL

I saw some very interesting sights on my travels over the weekend!!!!!!:)...........

Yes the big smoke worked out very well, very well !:woohoo:

But I can't kiss and tell Foxzee! BUT!!!!!!!!!!! she was a sweet young kitten...mmmmm soft warm wet, cause it rained?? so we were told in the morning, as we got so stuck into each other didn't hear a thing!!!! mmmm cuddles :)

Cougared you ask? no no it was I that cougared her if that's such thing ! :)

So what did you lay.... yours eyes on over your weekend Foxzee?

[Foxzee]

Yes the big smoke worked out very well, very well !:woohoo:

But I can't kiss and tell Foxzee! BUT!!!!!!!!!!! she was a sweet young kitten...mmmmm soft warm wet, cause it rained?? so we were told in the morning, as we got so stuck into each other didn't hear a thing!!!! mmmm cuddles :)

Cougared you ask? no no it was I that cougared her if that's such thing ! :)

So what did you lay.... yours eyes on over your weekend Foxzee?

LOL.........you didn't hear the rain...must have been intense where you were........intentsive cuddles it must have been :whistle::whistle:???????

O now we have a male cougar...Aunty Ratti will be impressed with you...:)

Well I'm really sure it didn't rain where I was as the light was on all night and I didn't see any........I layed my eyes on men in skirts.........;)

[Skyryder]

eh, belly dancer, who the fuck is a belly dancer.....???....feckin' love them me.....

Me too. This is one of the bettrer ones. Stamina and skill combined.

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American gal. Pretty dammed good this one is.

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Skyryder

[2wheeldrifter]

LOL.........you didn't hear the rain...must have been intense where you were........intentsive cuddles it must have been :whistle::whistle:???????

O now we have a male cougar...Aunty Ratti will be impressed with you...:)

Well I'm really sure it didn't rain where I was as the light was on all night and I didn't see any........I layed my eyes on men in skirts.........;)


What?? men in skirts.... you go on a HD ride?

[2wheeldrifter]

'drift why are you writing to the BKC if you with a hot kitty???

Hope it goes well for her and she gets what she wants...not looking good tho

No it was LOOKING GOOD Ratti it was very good!

[Foxzee]

What?? men in skirts.... you go on a HD ride?

LOL...yes men wearing skirts in the pub...no I missed the HD ride ..... for once they weren't slow and left before me......but did go for a ride or two......:)

[2wheeldrifter]

LOL...yes men wearing skirts in the pub...no I missed the HD ride ..... for once they weren't slow and left before me......but did go for a ride or two......:)

A ride or two... on what :) do tell?

[Foxzee]

A ride or two... on what :) do tell?

It was very yellow....smooth ride...handled well.....quite a cuddly cute wee thing really .............:woohoo:

[2wheeldrifter]

It was very yellow....smooth ride...handled well.....quite a cuddly cute wee thing really .............:woohoo:

Sounds like you rode a..........

[Foxzee]

Sounds like you rode a..........

E stato un grande moto......;)

[2wheeldrifter]

mi capita di incontrare una volpe


:)

[Foxzee]

mi capita di incontrare una volpe


:)

MMMMM.....I've heard the handling on those things can be dodgey at times...especially in the wet....

[2wheeldrifter]

MMMMM.....I've heard the handling on those things can be dodgey at times...especially in the wet....

Not this one! this one was sweet all over mmmmmHmmm :)

[Ratti]

Me too. This is one of the bettrer ones. Stamina and skill combined.



Different style to what i do. I am an adherant of the dark side of bellydance, look up FatChanceBellydance on youtube. that's the style I love. I perform with a small troupe here in Welly. ZilZals, its arabic ( i think ) for earthquake, tribute to our shakey city.

[Ratti]

So, you got over the urgent need to check in with Aunty Rati then? Was a tad concerned for, o about 30 seconds.

And will you be seeing this sweet young thing again? does she want to join us here in the BKC? were you wearing your BKC t shirt? bet that would have attracted all the girls in the place. NOthing like a a nice young man in a cute Tshirt. Only a t shirt, short one, with just a hint of butt showing as he bends provocativly over...my dirty floor that needs a vacuum.

so, now that you are back with us 'drift, my floor is getting worse by the minute, when you arriving to do the deed dude? Better hurry, Ratti is not all that patient and I know how to use a sword....

[2wheeldrifter]

So, you got over the urgent need to check in with Aunty Rati then? Was a tad concerned for, o about 30 seconds.

And will you be seeing this sweet young thing again? does she want to join us here in the BKC? were you wearing your BKC t shirt? bet that would have attracted all the girls in the place. NOthing like a a nice young man in a cute Tshirt. Only a t shirt, short one, with just a hint of butt showing as he bends provocativly over...my dirty floor that needs a vacuum.

so, now that you are back with us 'drift, my floor is getting worse by the minute, when you arriving to do the deed dude? Better hurry, Ratti is not all that patient and I know how to use a sword....


Floor still dirty... ? you need to get it wet Ratti, makes it easy to rub over it... less friction you know :) See her again.... I hope so, but time will be limited with her if I have to clean your nest!

[Foxzee]

Not this one! this one was sweet all over mmmmmHmmm :)

Right then clearly you are otherwise engaged...and don't need the cougars anymore..............:crybaby:

[Ratti]

gross,. if my floor got wet I could grow things on it. Lets not go there. ok, I shall make a sacrifce for you 'drift and vacuum my own bloody floor..sigh,as if I dont already have enough to do.

Nice to find someone youwant to see again, hope it goes well for you, the travelling romance is a hard one to sustain.

[2wheeldrifter]

Right then clearly you are otherwise engaged...and don't need the cougars anymore..............:crybaby:


Oh go easy.... what would I do without you's! need some control in my life :) lol

[Foxzee]

Floor still dirty... ? you need to get it wet Ratti, makes it easy to rub over it... less friction you know :) See her again.... I hope so, but time will be limited with her if I have to clean your nest!

You have Fat Max arriving Tuesday....mmmmmmmm short t shirt...half his butt showing provactivly...mouth full of pie ...........

Don't vac till he's left...........LOL:)

[2wheeldrifter]

gross,. if my floor got wet I could grow things on it. Lets not go there. ok, I shall make a sacrifce for you 'drift and vacuum my own bloody floor..sigh,as if I dont already have enough to do.

Nice to find someone youwant to see again, hope it goes well for you, the travelling romance is a hard one to sustain.

Shit a brick it's a real Ratti nest at your place! body hygiene I hope is more up to standards!?!?

Thanks Mrs Cougar, Yes I no, very much soo

[Foxzee]

Oh go easy.... what would I do without you's! need some control in my life :) lol

Hahaha....control....you have control...jeeppppursss.....I dreamed about your control......then I turned the light off.............LOL

[2wheeldrifter]

You have Fat Max arriving Tuesday....mmmmmmmm short t shirt...half his butt showing provactivly...mouth full of pie ...........

Don't vac till he's left...........LOL:)

Yeah you lucky thing... pic's or it didn't happen! :)

[2wheeldrifter]

Hahaha....control....you have control...jeeppppursss.....I dreamed about your control......then I turned the light off.............LOL

I think you leave the light on..... otherwise nobodys home lol

[Fatt Max]

You have Fat Max arriving Tuesday....mmmmmmmm short t shirt...half his butt showing provactivly...mouth full of pie ...........

Don't vac till he's left...........LOL:)

Yeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhh baby........Dont jibba jabba with 'half butt', it's full moon or nothing in this house.

And I'll save you some pie

Feck me gently, I LOVE Wellington....

[gatch]

Me too. This is one of the bettrer ones. Stamina and skill combined.
American gal. Pretty dammed good this one is.
Skyryder

I bet they could just about kill the average man, shaking their hips like that.

[Ratti]

maybe I make my house sound worse than it is? Im just really busy and have a lot of hard stuff going on. Its coming up to first anniversary of my husbands death. I've spent the last 12 months fighting to keep our home, but have just found out that it will have to be sold and the money divided with his adult sons. I am absolutly heart broken to be honest. A hell of a lot of tears on Ratti's face...

Not meaning to whine, my situation is a lot better than some folk have to deal with. Just trying to justify the messy house! lol

will try and get pics of FM as requested...are you SURE you want to see them?

[Ratti]

I bet they could just about kill the average man, shaking their hips like that.

well, Ive never had any complaints... and only one man has died on me, and that was to cancer NOT as a result of my hip shimmys.

Apparently the hip and belly control I have does make a noticable difference to sensation at the mans end ( or should that be ON the mans end?) Far as Im concerned it makes it so much easier to get the good bits, hence my preference to do the driving.

SO Gatch...seems the BK's have lost 'drift....tell us about yourself sonny??? Wanna sweety little boy?

[Foxzee]

maybe I make my house sound worse than it is? Im just really busy and have a lot of hard stuff going on. Its coming up to first anniversary of my husbands death. I've spent the last 12 months fighting to keep our home, but have just found out that it will have to be sold and the money divided with his adult sons. I am absolutly heart broken to be honest. A hell of a lot of tears on Ratti's face...

Not meaning to whine, my situation is a lot better than some folk have to deal with. Just trying to justify the messy house! lol

will try and get pics of FM as requested...are you SURE you want to see them?

O that is just crappy chic......here's a group hug from us all.........:grouphug:

[Foxzee]

SO Gatch...seems the BK's have lost 'drift....tell us about yourself sonny??? Wanna sweety little boy?

He might be better with a lollipop....hahaha

[Ratti]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ&NR=1

so this is where 'drift has been hanging out???? I think he looks a lot like our 'drift.

THanks for the hugs Kitten.

If we can sort it with Gatch, Im happy to supply lollypops. Think we should just give him red and yellow ones to see if it makes him hyper??? Young chap might need the extra buzz to deal with the BK's.

have just resent the file to the printing place for you Kitten

[Foxzee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ&NR=1

so this is where 'drift has been hanging out???? I think he looks a lot like our 'drift.

THanks for the hugs Kitten.

If we can sort it with Gatch, Im happy to supply lollypops. Think we should just give him red and yellow ones to see if it makes him hyper??? Young chap might need the extra buzz to deal with the BK's.

have just resent the file to the printing place for you Kitten

WOW....it does...he's a sly on that Drift..........

LOL....yup I think we are going to have to keep young Gatch on a sugar high.....:)

Excellent....thank you....ummmmm where is the place again.....lol

[Skyryder]

I bet they could just about kill the average man, shaking their hips like that.

Yep and waht a way to go.


Skyryder

[Ratti]

copywrite on Queens drive..or maybe high st Lower Hutt

[Fatt Max]

By the way, I got feck all for Valentines day.......

[Gareth51]

Just wondering out loud. What do younger guys see in older women. I don't mean for a fuck, but as lovers etc.
How much older?
And what don't they see in women their own age?

As a horny teenager anything between 16 and 60 was fair game..........Living in London in my early twentys there was this woman.....not bad looking...much older..(still have her photo somewhere) she paid for eveything.....plus..he he ........man they were the days my friend.

[Ratti]

it has been valentines day? must have missed it...again.

Nope I neva got nuffin eever

Guess no-one loves me but my kids and my buddies...sniff....not a romantic snuggle in sight.

[Ratti]

so what wasw the atraction Gareth?
why her and not a nice younger girl who was willing to do the same?

[scumdog]

As a horny teenager anything between 16 and 60 was fair game..........Living in London in my early twentys there was this woman.....not bad looking...much older..(still have her photo somewhere) she paid for eveything.....plus..he he ........man they were the days my friend.

That 'he he' bit has me worried......:confused::shutup:

[Gareth51]

That 'he he' bit has me worried......:confused::shutup:

Just beer money me old mate........................Tell you the rest at the next rally

[Gareth51]

so what wasw the atraction Gareth?
why her and not a nice younger girl who was willing to do the same?

Don't worry she was just a mid- weeker to keep me going till the week end,no shortage of young girls around where I lived

[Gareth51]

so what wasw the atraction Gareth?
why her and not a nice younger girl who was willing to do the same?

Don't worry she was just a mid- weeker to keep me going till the week end,no shortage of young girls around where I lived

[allycatz]

Don't worry she was just a mid- weeker to keep me going till the week end,no shortage of young girls around where I lived

You slapper lol!

[jack_hamma]

Haaaaarrrroooooo are you ronrey?

[Foxzee]

Haaaaarrrroooooo are you ronrey?

Are you ok?????????????....LOL:)

[Foxzee]

Hey Ratti and Fatt Max

It was soooo awesome to meet you both today......:)

[Ratti]

FattMax blues - new thread..give him heaps!

[Foxzee]

FattMax blues - new thread..give him heaps!


K Chicky on the way there now!!!!!!!!!!!!:)

[gatch]

SO Gatch...seems the BK's have lost 'drift....tell us about yourself sonny??? Wanna sweety little boy?

No sweety little boys for me thanks, they don't have the skill or stamina that I'm after..

Tell you about me.. http://i553.photobucket.com/albums/jj380/spartanracing/poser/th_michelles21st163.jpghttp://i553.photobucket.com/albums/jj380/spartanracing/poser/th_Snapshotofme9.jpg

Don't know what else to say really

[gatch]

LOL....yup I think we are going to have to keep young Gatch on a sugar high.....:)

You evil woman folk will have to give me something seriously sweet to eat, I don't excite toooo easily.

[Foxzee]

You evil woman folk will have to give me something seriously sweet to eat, I don't excite toooo easily.

Ooooooo.................we have lots of sweets........don't you worry about that:woohoo:

[Foxzee]

SO Gatch...seems the BK's have lost 'drift....tell us about yourself sonny??? Wanna sweety little boy?

I don't think we have lost Drifter he's just gone that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for a bit....:whistle:

[Ratti]

You evil woman folk will have to give me something seriously sweet to eat, I don't excite toooo easily.

NOW you're talking youngster!

Just how easily do you excite? what would it take to get a nice lad over excited?

we know what FM needs, just mention pies and he's off

AND FYI, the BKC's are not evil, just Kittens who know what we like and arnt afraid to pack hunt to get it.

[Ratti]

I don't think we have lost Drifter he's just gone that way >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for a bit....:whistle:

gone your way for a bit you mean Kitten!

[Foxzee]

gone your way for a bit you mean Kitten!

*cough* *cough*....dam furballs............this kitten is just smelling the catnip.............LOL:)

[2wheeldrifter]

maybe I make my house sound worse than it is? Im just really busy and have a lot of hard stuff going on. Its coming up to first anniversary of my husbands death. I've spent the last 12 months fighting to keep our home, but have just found out that it will have to be sold and the money divided with his adult sons. I am absolutly heart broken to be honest. A hell of a lot of tears on Ratti's face...

Not meaning to whine, my situation is a lot better than some folk have to deal with. Just trying to justify the messy house! lol

will try and get pics of FM as requested...are you SURE you want to see them?

Hey Ratti, all joking aside I hope your tears have dried and your smiling....A big :hug:

maybe even with a wicked smile knowing what you know??:whistle:

[2wheeldrifter]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HE9OQ4FnkQ&NR=1

so this is where 'drift has been hanging out???? I think he looks a lot like our 'drift.

THanks for the hugs Kitten.

If we can sort it with Gatch, Im happy to supply lollypops. Think we should just give him red and yellow ones to see if it makes him hyper??? Young chap might need the extra buzz to deal with the BK's.

have just resent the file to the printing place for you Kitten

ha ha nine vid Ratti..... so chessey, just like me lol

Think he has alittle more hair than me :)

[Ratti]

Thanks sweets. Nope, still howling on occasion, almost lost the plot on dear FM's shoulder today. These things happen and it will pass,as all things do.

Fortunatly life still holds treasures, The trick is to grab them with both hands and hold on till they give in! this thread has allowed me to hold on to what few shreds of sanity I retain and has brightend my otherwise very dark couple of weeks.

sniff cough hoick sputter cough. bloody furballs, must be contagious. and I havent even been anywhere near you 'drift!

[Ratti]

ha ha nive vid Ratti..... so chessey, just like me lol

Think he has alittle more hair than me :)

rats like cheese.

Moulting are you 'drift? would explain the furballs then

[2wheeldrifter]

rats like cheese.

Moulting are you 'drift? would explain the furballs then

Yeah seems to be the case.... strange I only have hair on genitels! ;)

[Foxzee]

Fortunatly life still holds treasures!

And it's those we hold to our heart dearly for eva..............:)

[2wheeldrifter]

*cough* *cough*....dam furballs............this kitten is just smelling the catnip.............LOL:)

Capnip lol what a kidder, think someone is mixing drinks again?

[FROSTY]

OMG ratti what (or who) have you been up to??
Hey Ill be in wellywood next week wanna meet up for a drink??

[Ratti]

o, you know me Frost, some things never change! check out the FattMax blues thread..

heck yes! love to see ya Frost. you still have my number? Nah tis ok, I have yours on my cell...mwahahaha you will not get away from me this time Frost!

[Foxzee]

OMG ratti what (or who) have you been up to??
Hey Ill be in wellywood next week wanna meet up for a drink??

Hey Frosty...how you getting down....I have a favour to return to you if you need a lift anywhere..............:)

[Ratti]

mine mine..i saw him first

[2wheeldrifter]

Thanks sweets. Nope, still howling on occasion, almost lost the plot on dear FM's shoulder today. These things happen and it will pass,as all things do.

Fortunatly life still holds treasures, The trick is to grab them with both hands and hold on till they give in! this thread has allowed me to hold on to what few shreds of sanity I retain and has brightend my otherwise very dark couple of weeks.

sniff cough hoick sputter cough. bloody furballs, must be contagious. and I havent even been anywhere near you 'drift!

Have no fear Ratti.... we all top notch sane bikers here! :yes:

Yeah we all into Sanit-----ary pads well at this age... or is that incontinence pads... ohhhh some from of pads to catch the drips :)

[Foxzee]

Ok just reread what I wrote........it's not like that at all............:oi-grr:

[Ratti]

teasing you Foxz, Ive known Frost for waaaaaaaaaay to many years....

didint go there way back when, aint going there now! He's one of those treasures that I hold dear to me is all. wanna swing over and have a few drinks when he's here? Where you gonna stay Frost, I have a spare bed here

[Fatt Max]

Just in case I get too drunk and forget,

Ratti, you are a tip top 110% legend on two wheels and it was a pleasure and privelege to spend some hours with you today. This world is so much better cos people like you are in it mate, and I mean that.

Foxeee, you little ripper mate, great to meet you as well.

All up, these Kittys are hot and cool and whoever and wherever you are, you gotta love 'em....

The next FM song will have a 'Kitty' feel I reckon

Now, I seriously need to get drunk, that was probably the roughest flight home I'v ever had, the guy next to me fair shit himself....

Luv n bubbles you fecking maniacs.....

[Foxzee]

teasing you Foxz, Ive known Frost for waaaaaaaaaay to many years....

didint go there way back when, aint going there now! He's one of those treasures that I hold dear to me is all. wanna swing over and have a few drinks when he's here? Where you gonna stay Frost, I have a spare bed here

Yeah that sounds awesome hun I'm keen....Frosty rescued me from Auckland Airport last year......and going back a few years keep us all awake at Paeroa.....................lol:)

[FROSTY]

Plan at this stage is to catch a 5.30 flight tuesday evening and hook up with jelly to pick up a riffer 900
so Yea a meetup foxzee would be cool nannas. Ratti actually I think I was a teetotler last time I saw you. Things have changed a lil.

[Ratti]

yeah you were,, but i wasnt then and Im not now.

Can you keep that time free Foxz? Bring your daughter if you want,I have a girl about the same age. Lots of spare beds in this house to go around. Any othe KB'rs want to swing by? heck, may as well make it worthwhile.

[Ratti]

[QUOTE=Fatt Max;1129651707]
All up, these Kittys are hot and cool and whoever and wherever you are, you gotta love 'em....

The next FM song will have a 'Kitty' feel I reckon

"The Lonesome Kitten Blues"

"Stand by your Tom..give him two paws to cling to..." - tune of Stand by Your Man

"you are my Kittens, so many kittens, whatever shall a poor lad do" - tune of YOu are my Sunshine

'I fell in to a furry ring of ..." er no maybe not that one!


Cool...is it going to be our theme song..Im a shit hot singer when Im pissed dude.
Just shit the rest of the time tho.

[Foxzee]

yeah you were,, but i wasnt then and Im not now.

Can you keep that time free Foxz? Bring your daughter if you want,I have a girl about the same age. Lots of spare beds in this house to go around. Any othe KB'rs want to swing by? heck, may as well make it worthwhile.

Yep cool......sounds good to me hun.............

Oi Frosty less of the nanna shit ok...............LOL

[Ratti]

He's only saying that 'cos he thinks he's safe in AK...but Kittens are patient and we'll get him

[Mrs Max]

He's only saying that 'cos he thinks he's safe in AK...but Kittens are patient and we'll get him

Gimme the details and I'll get busy on his hairy brain with a blow torch and torque wrench

[gatch]

Ooooooo.................we have lots of sweets........don't you worry about that:woohoo:


NOW you're talking youngster!

Just how easily do you excite? what would it take to get a nice lad over excited?

we know what FM needs, just mention pies and he's off

AND FYI, the BKC's are not evil, just Kittens who know what we like and arnt afraid to pack hunt to get it.

I don't know foxzee, it hasn't happened yet.

I'm a virgin. Onist..

[Ratti]

be still my over excited heart....

[Foxzee]

I don't know foxzee, it hasn't happened yet.

I'm a virgin. Onist..

Oh dear ..............so we need to break you away from your hand!.............tough job we have there kittens......cos they always go back....

[Ratti]

Hmmm I note young Gatch has a tat...

I have one or ten myself..I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
One for one.

[Ratti]

Oh dear ..............so we need to break you away from your hand!.............tough job we have there kittens......cos they always go back....

s'alright. between us Im sure we can find something else for him to do with his hands. You want first shot?

[Foxzee]

Hmmm I note young Gatch has a tat...

I have one or ten myself..I'll show you mine if you show me yours.
One for one.

I have one............makes for god readin in the right possie.............lol:)

[Foxzee]

s'alright. between us Im sure we can find something else for him to do with his hands. You want first shot?

Under presure I get all fingers....you fist....lol I mean you first lol...............................;)