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DMNTD
26th April 2006, 21:33
i hope ya got enough beds Robin" eeerrrrr,,,, i mean TL!!!
"Beds"? That's plural mate :blip:



...just need tl rider to stand at every stop sign so i actually know when to stop!!!
Ya need big neon lights or something?


Yeah baby 1000th post! :wari:
Typical wench...blah blah blah... :wait:

GIXser
26th April 2006, 21:42
Typical wench...blah blah blah... :wait:[/QUOTE]

at 979 posts youre doing plenty of bla, ing" yourself "too much on here not enough time on the back wheel me reckons""":scooter:

Kittyhawk
26th April 2006, 22:58
So this ride is turnin into a *coughs* party back at TL's place? Oooer what ya say TL?
*stands innocently and stares up with big puppy dog eyes*

saffa
27th April 2006, 16:47
So this ride is turnin into a *coughs* party back at TL's place? Oooer what ya say TL?
*stands innocently and stares up with big puppy dog eyes*

Did someone mention :drinkup: :apint: :drinknsin :D

aff-man
27th April 2006, 18:03
:blip: As long as my bike is tucked in nicely I will sleep just about anywhere:innocent: :zzzz: :gob: :blip:

T.I.E
27th April 2006, 18:53
might just have to bring the tent, maybe. dam i may have to load up the mule with sleeping bag and all. aint gonna be crashing in no bath or lawn.
and i'm all cool to tail end on the cruiser crew. epnding how cruisy they cruise. but i'm cool to swap if someone needs it.
ill keep an eye out may hook up with the south crew on the way through.
i'm hanging out for it.

vixter
27th April 2006, 19:22
"Beds"? That's plural mate :blip:



Ya need big neon lights or something?


Typical wench...blah blah blah... :wait:


neonlights think you been to too many brothels dear boy

SwanTiger
27th April 2006, 20:18
Fuck there is going to be a lot of bikes on this ride :rockon:

Can someone please put up a list of applicable information, such as:

- Approximate Distance
- Any additional costs (such as Ferry's, Tolls, etc)

I don't really care about distance or anything like that, but it is good to have these things in mind.

Fucktobulastafarehiastic.

T.I.E
28th April 2006, 08:40
Fuck there is going to be a lot of bikes on this ride :rockon:

Can someone please put up a list of applicable information, such as:

- Approximate Distance
- Any additional costs (such as Ferry's, Tolls, etc)

I don't really care about distance or anything like that, but it is good to have these things in mind.

Fucktobulastafarehiastic.

be nice to make sure i have some change if needed for any of the above. might have to raid my piggy bank.
swanny have you got your "you know what" yet????????

Qkkid
28th April 2006, 09:40
[ - Approximate Distance
- Any additional costs (such as Ferry's, Tolls, etc)

there is no ferries on this ride dude:innocent: only those that dont turn up:nya:

Qkkid
28th April 2006, 09:44
oh sorry you mean boat (ferrys ) hahahahaha:nya: and additional costs will be a new tyre and if ya bike breaks down or you have a ahemmmm hmmmmm a meeting with the road:wait:

DMNTD
28th April 2006, 10:48
Can someone please put up a list of applicable information, such as:
- Approximate Distance
- Any additional costs (such as Ferry's, Tolls, etc)

Well at this stage there won't be any ferry crossings like the last times BUT ya never do know.
Might with a few other carry on through to Opua and catch the ferry to Russell and blast down Old Russell Rd... time/weather pending.
Without that extra addition I'd guess that there'll be an 800ish-km ride but there are places to peel off and pussy back...oooops...I meant cruise back to Jafaland along the way(as long as others are informed so we don't go looking for ya)
Which ever way we go it'll be good...I assure you of it

The_Dover
28th April 2006, 10:54
I'm keen to do Old Russel Rd again.

T.I.E
28th April 2006, 11:35
I'm keen to do Old Russel again.

poor russell. :gob: :innocent:

any metal roads on this trip?
don't want any surprises.

The_Dover
28th April 2006, 11:38
He loved it.

Kornholio
28th April 2006, 11:41
I'm keen to do Old Russel again.

Love the old timers longtime :nono:

DMNTD
28th April 2006, 11:43
...any metal roads on this trip?
don't want any surprises.

Sorry dude I didn't realise your interest in dirt tracking :sick:
No dirt/gravel roads BUT in saying that some roads have a wee bit of P metal...no it doesn't make ya go faster and more insane either...sorry. :nono:
All in all the roads will be GOOD :blip:

The_Dover
28th April 2006, 11:52
I dunno Chris, those two wheeled slides were pretty fucking insane.

DMNTD
28th April 2006, 11:57
I dunno Chris, those two wheeled slides were pretty fucking insane.

I thought that was what it was all about mate? :blip:
Ok my bad...so maybe a warning is due eh?
"Look out for insane MOFO's " .......better? :wait:

Qkkid
28th April 2006, 12:00
I'm keen to do Old Russel Rd again.
hey chris they have not even registered for the ride and they are telling where they want to go unbelievable:corn:

The_Dover
28th April 2006, 12:02
And maybe we can charge for goes on Old Russell and make some tyre and petrol money??

The_Dover
28th April 2006, 12:03
hey chris they have not even registered for the ride and they are telling where they want to go unbelievable:corn:

You know I don't register old man, I just show up and give people a pleasant surprise.:nya:

T.I.E
28th April 2006, 12:03
Sorry dude I didn't realise your interest in dirt tracking :sick:
No dirt/gravel roads BUT in saying that some roads have a wee bit of P metal...no it doesn't make ya go faster and more insane either...sorry. :nono:
All in all the roads will be GOOD :blip:

i have an allergy towards metal roads on the "muel". but just checking incase i need to bring more undies with me.

SwanTiger
28th April 2006, 12:05
Well at this stage there won't be any ferry crossings like the last times BUT ya never do know.
Might with a few other carry on through to Opua and catch the ferry to Russell and blast down Old Russell Rd... time/weather pending.
Without that extra addition I'd guess that there'll be an 800ish-km ride but there are places to peel off and pussy back...oooops...I meant cruise back to Jafaland along the way(as long as others are informed so we don't go looking for ya)
Which ever way we go it'll be good...I assure you of it


Sweet.

I think that I've got my bike sorted so am looking forward to a decent ride.

SwanTiger
28th April 2006, 12:08
You know I don't register old man, I just show up and give people a pleasant surprise.:nya:

*Road Noise*

*Group of Riders talking bullshit*

*Sound of GSX-R 1000*

Group of Riders: "Is that Dover?"

Rider: "Nah"

Rider: "Oh wait, YES IT IS"

Group of Riders: "Oh god"

EDIT:

Group of Riders: "He's got Vicky on the back"

Rider: "Quick, hide your keys"

:P

The_Dover
28th April 2006, 12:15
Don't need to hide yer keys anymore.

I got her a 750 to crash.

Qkkid
28th April 2006, 12:18
Don't need to hide yer keys anymore.

I got her a 750 to crash.
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no comment :wait:

The_Dover
28th April 2006, 12:19
Well, you can hardly comment mate.

At least she rode home that day and can still masturbate with both hands.

(Not that she needs to ;))

SwanTiger
28th April 2006, 12:20
Don't need to hide yer keys anymore.

I got her a 750 to crash.

I'm going to feel uneasy riding or driving anywhere near Whangaparoa.

:whocares: :rockon: :scooter:

Qkkid
28th April 2006, 12:21
Well, you can hardly comment mate.

At least she rode home that day and can still masturbate with both hands.

(Not that she needs to ;))
i thought you were to busy riding russel:nya: now get back to work dover:nya:

The_Dover
28th April 2006, 12:22
I'm going to feel uneasy riding or driving anywhere near Whangaparoa.

:whocares: :rockon: :scooter:

Mate, she'll do less damage to your handbag on a bike than in the Echo, trust me.

Qkchk
28th April 2006, 16:15
Rightio, time to get back on track and less :bs:



Not long to go now, have you entered your interest for this ride? Click here:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=803&day=2006-5-7&

We have 37 bikes already registered with quite a few 'off-site guests' attending as well, so it might even hit the 50 mark!


:wari:

DMNTD
28th April 2006, 16:18
May even be higher than that madam...got a "few" sussed from up this way so beware...the Norfland Crew is expanding :innocent:

Qkchk
28th April 2006, 16:20
May even be higher than that madam...got a "few" sussed from up this way so beware...the Norfland Crew is expanding :innocent:
It's bad enough with you let alone some new recruits.................... ;) :nya:

Pumba
28th April 2006, 16:41
Well thats Number 38. I will be ready for a big blow out by then

SwanTiger
28th April 2006, 16:46
We have 37 bikes already registered with quite a few 'off-site guests' attending as well, so it might even hit the 50 mark!

Can you imagine 50 + Motorcycles at a Gas station waiting to fill up? :gob:

Qkchk
28th April 2006, 16:48
Well thats Number 38. I will be ready for a big blow out by then
Good to see you will be attending. I was in the process of updating the calendar and I saw you had registered.

Qkchk
28th April 2006, 16:49
******************* IMPORTANT NOTICE *************

If it looks like there is going to be bad weather on the day, keep an eye on here as I will be posting up weather reports (for those who dont know how to read/desyphor them) leading up to the ride day.

If it looks dodgey on the 7th we will be making a decision on the day @ 7am.
If we do postpone the ride, the rain date will be the 28th May.


************************************************** ***

Scouse
28th April 2006, 16:56
Fucking Bastard Iv'e just found out Iv'e got to work no the 7th

Qkchk
28th April 2006, 16:58
Can you imagine 50 + Motorcycles at a Gas station waiting to fill up? :gob:
You have a good point there Swanny, using the '2 groups' might have a blessing in disguise. If we send the fast group off then give it 5 mins it should give us a big enough gap at the other end eg: Petrol fills and lunchtime orders..........It's gonna be a bit of fun :wacko: but we will have to take it as it comes on the day ;)

Qkchk
28th April 2006, 17:01
Fucking Bastard Iv'e just found out Iv'e got to work no the 7th
Just like I have to attend a family thing down in ChCh on trackday 3 :cry:

Qkkid
28th April 2006, 17:07
wooo hoooo not long now :doobey: :wari:

RiderInBlack
28th April 2006, 19:44
Can you imagine 50 + Motorcycles at a Gas station waiting to fill up? :gob:Try 500 (seen this at the odd Poker Run). 50 is fu*k all. Besides not all bikes will need fuel at the same stops, so just chill dudes.

SwanTiger
28th April 2006, 20:00
Try 500 (seen this at the odd Poker Run). 50 is fu*k all. Besides not all bikes will need fuel at the same stops, so just chill dudes.

Thank fuck for Hyosungs incredible mileage capabilities. With an estimated distance of 800km (suggested by Mr. TL Rider aka "Pink Socks") I will only need 2 - 3 fuel stops dependant on how fast I decide to ride my bike; warp speed or hyper terminal velocity.

Can I suggest the place we stop at for lunch be notified that 40 - 50 motorcycles will be rolling up? Maybe they'll provide us with a discount :yes:

Hey! I'm a frugal bastard, alright?

Qkkid
29th April 2006, 10:38
:blip: I am glad the weather is shite this week lets hope it s a beaut for next sunday:sunny: :sunny: :sunny:

Unit
29th April 2006, 14:38
It's bad enough with you let alone some new recruits.................... ;) :nya:
Do you think they should use a 'selected by TL Rider' badge :blah:

aff-man
29th April 2006, 14:56
Do you think they should use a 'selected by TL Rider' badge :blah:
badge / warning sign.... it's the same thing right???

Unit
29th April 2006, 15:15
Well I've just spent the last 1/2 hour catching up on all the posting on the thread:gob: didnt think it had been that long between KB fixes:shutup: The weather up here is shite today so good thing it wasnt this weekend, besides gives me another week to get the TL back into reasonable working order for next Sunday.
Hey Qkchk what ya reckon about a bit of a prize giving at the end of the day? TL Rider and Nodrog are dreaming up some good ones as we speak, there's some pretty good ideas floating around.:first: :second: :second:

T.I.E
29th April 2006, 17:22
Can I suggest the place we stop at for lunch be notified that 40 - 50 motorcycles will be rolling up? Maybe they'll provide us with a discount :yes:


not a bad idea. might end up waiting ages for the orders to go through from first to last.
and possibly scare the hell out of the food establishment.
hey swanny you got your you know what yet?

aff-man
29th April 2006, 17:43
ummm this is sunday right??

That means I'll have to head back to dorkland pretty early (be back by like 8or something)

Uncle B
29th April 2006, 18:26
What's the road conditions like after all that bad weather lately?

If mother nature plays ball I'll see you all on Sunday

DEATH_INC.
29th April 2006, 20:30
What's the road conditions like after all that bad weather lately?

If mother nature plays ball I'll see you all on Sunday
Northland roads are pretty sweet, they get weather like that all the time...

GIXser
29th April 2006, 20:38
yeah right Aff,, sunday -- ok i feel a sickie comin on monday" after all i remember what i felt like after the last 1000 k ride------broken Arse

Kittyhawk
29th April 2006, 20:51
We need more ladies to up-stage the blokes! Hopefully see ya there :chase:


DAM STRAIGHT, THE MORE FEMALES THE BETTER, WE WILL SHOW THE GUYS HOW NOT TO CRASH!! WE RULE HAHAHA!!!

Qkchk
29th April 2006, 22:47
Well I've just spent the last 1/2 hour catching up on all the posting on the thread:gob: didnt think it had been that long between KB fixes:shutup: The weather up here is shite today so good thing it wasnt this weekend, besides gives me another week to get the TL back into reasonable working order for next Sunday.
Hey Qkchk what ya reckon about a bit of a prize giving at the end of the day? TL Rider and Nodrog are dreaming up some good ones as we speak, there's some pretty good ideas floating around.:first: :second: :second:
Yeah could be an idea - maybe the koha could help in that way.


Bad luck story
Furtherest from home rider etc.... just to stsrt ya

Qkchk
29th April 2006, 22:52
not a bad idea. might end up waiting ages for the orders to go through from first to last.
and possibly scare the hell out of the food establishment.
hey swanny you got your you know what yet?
As I mentioned to Swanny in a earlier post:

If there is 2 groups - we can make a 5 min difference between the groups so when we pull up @ the gasser/lunch point there shouldnt be any trouble.

Already explained as per different thread. Becides Swanny, thats the benefit of not organising the ride, you should sit back and enjoy. :yawn: :doobey:

Qkchk
29th April 2006, 22:54
yeah right Aff,, sunday -- ok i feel a sickie comin on monday" after all i remember what i felt like after the last 1000 k ride------broken Arse
Thats why Im taking the Monday off and loafing around TLRiders house - he just doesnt know it yet! ;)

Qkkid
29th April 2006, 23:00
If she doesnt I'll see you fellas on the 28th.... now that one I can make!
havent you heard of a sickie speed medic ya chicken shit:yes:

SwanTiger
29th April 2006, 23:23
Already explained as per different thread. Becides Swanny, thats the benefit of not organising the ride, you should sit back and enjoy. :yawn: :doobey:

Not trying to but in or anything, but food is important (to me at least, which must be obvious :yes: )

I was charged $3.50 for a pie today ... what a national disgrace !

What happened to the days of $1.60 steak and cheese pies.

EDIT: Just to put things clear. My previous post suggested that the amount of bikes attending be used to the groups advantage (i.e. Cheap food).

Kornholio
29th April 2006, 23:41
I was charged $3.50 for a pie today ... what a national disgrace !

What happened to the days of $1.60 steak and cheese pies.

There is only one man to blame for this and his name is Helen Clark!! May his armpits be infested with the fleas of a thousand camels :P

Bleck K6
30th April 2006, 08:17
As I mentioned to Swanny in a earlier post:

If there is 2 groups - we can make a 5 min difference between the groups so when we pull up @ the gasser/lunch point there shouldnt be any trouble.

Already explained as per different thread. Becides Swanny, thats the benefit of not organising the ride, you should sit back and enjoy. :yawn: :doobey:
On the last ride,when custard had his crash,Sharkys had to get another staff member to come help with the food orders & there werent that many of us.
It would pay to give them a call.
Also have you got the main stops sorted?Maybe Paparoa,custard corner,dargaville (for quick gas stop),sharkys(lunch),opononi... something like that.
Hope the weather is like today next sunday,It is a minter this morning,cant wait.

WickedOne
1st May 2006, 10:24
I really hope this awesome weather holds, what an amazing day!!!:rockon:

WickedOne
1st May 2006, 10:33
Crappy pics from my crappy phone but you'll get the point....

31103 31104

:sunny: :sunny: :sunny: :sunny: :sunny:

T.I.E
1st May 2006, 11:02
who leaves first? slow or fast?


1) fast leave first wait 10 secounds then slow group heads off. when we get to a destination slow group arrives five minutes later or less.

2) slow group gets a 5 minute head start. fast group possibly overtaking the slow. or we all turn up at the same time. causing conjestions, petrol problems and or food.

so i take it senario 1 is the go?

WickedOne
1st May 2006, 11:10
1 would probably be the go....

From NZ Met Service website (Monday 11:09AM)

Issued at 11:03 am 1 May 2006 NZST

Wednesday
North Island, outbreaks of rain, some thunderstorms and heavy falls possible in the north and east. South Island, cloudy periods with some coastal drizzle in the east, mainly fine in the west and south.

Thursday
North Island, rain clearing, but further showers in the north and west later. South Island, mainly fine in the east, rain spreading up the west coast and scattered falls spreading east later.

Friday
North Island, rain or showers spreading to most places,possibly with thunderstorms, then clearing in the north and west.South Island, rain clearing and becoming fine apart from coastal showers in the east and south.

Saturday
North Island, showers in the south and east clearing then mainly fine, but late showers in the west. South Island, high cloud increasing and rain developing in the west and south, clearing in the south later.

T.I.E
1st May 2006, 11:17
we are a week away so things may chnage for the better, but i have my over wet weather gear so i'm all good.
human condom i think it's called. or do you need clear bags for that?

WickedOne
1st May 2006, 11:23
I didn't think that looked too bad at all!!!

T.I.E
1st May 2006, 11:27
when it said the west i forgot about the rest of the nort island and just saw northland. nothing else matter to me that day. lol.
keep the weather updates coming.
i'm sure there are alot of excited bikers out there.
id start praying if that would help.
but i don't think god would be the one listening.

DMNTD
1st May 2006, 17:35
who leaves first? slow or fast?
1) fast leave first wait 10 secounds then slow group heads off. When we get to a destination slow group arrives five minutes later or less.


About right there mate. Trying for longer rides between stops so the gap between groups should open up nicely therefore causing less stress at gas stations etc.
When arriving in Paparoa if all Jafas could go and gas up as they arrive it would make things smoother.
There are two main gas staions in Dargiville which will reduce congestion there.
From there Opononi/Omapere...

Weather has been MINT here in the past couple of days so here's hoping it holds out for an awesome ride this Sunday :blip: :sunny:

Qkchk
1st May 2006, 18:37
TAKE NOTE ALL TIMES ARE AN APPROXIMATE DUE TO SHIT GOING WRONG ON THE DAY/UNFORSEEN REASONS.

Auckland (Qkchk and Custards group) and the Southern crew (2much's group)
Meet at Westgate Shell (at the end of the North-Western Motorway) @ 8.30am. Hopefully we will have the Southern crew there waiting for us. (There is a McDonalds right next door for those who require a feed) Gas up ya bikes/buy drinks/have a smoke and talk shite. WE ARE LEAVING @ 9AM SHARP! It's gonna be a long day so we need to get going on time! There will be a breifing on the route taken.

Proceed up SH16 to Wellsford then onto SH1 up to the Mangaturoto turn-off. See attached map. Take a left at the Brynderwyn Junction, follow SH12 to Paparoa. When we arrive 10.30 - 10.45 @ Paparoa you will be required to gas-up ASAP. This is where we will be meeting up with the "Northern Crew" (TLRider's group) You will be asked for a 'donation' for the organised ride.

Approx 11am we will head off in two groups. The FAST CREW will leave first with the CRUZERS following behind after a couple of minutes. Hopefully this way we can space out the riders went it comes to gas stations and food stops etc.:scooter:

We will visit 'CUSTARD CORNER' and see why it's called that. After the 'unvieling' we will continue on til we get to Dargaville @ approx 12.30pm. Gas-up your bikes then we head off to our lunch destination Baylys Beach which is approx 15mins ride from Dargaville. From there the Northland crew can give us a brief on the next portion of the ride. We are keeping this open-ended at this stage, Im sure TLRider will have some bloody good roads for us to explore including the Waipoura Forest.:doobey:


The route displayed on the map below differs from where we are going. Its a only a guide to the areas we will be visiting.

DMNTD
1st May 2006, 19:38
...The route displayed on the map below differs from where we are going. Its a only a guide to the areas we will be visiting.

I told ya so! :nya: :killingme :rofl:

Kornholio
1st May 2006, 19:49
The route displayed on the map below differs from where we are going.

Got MS Paint?

Qkchk
1st May 2006, 19:50
Got MS Paint?
You got the time? :finger:

Kornholio
1st May 2006, 20:00
You got the time? :finger:

8pm.... was just curious to where we may be going as I have friends along the way who may wanna watch us whizz past that is all :innocent:

aff-man
1st May 2006, 20:10
hey on the way up to wells ford we going SH16 all the way or we gonna go old north rd etc etc etc....

might leave a bit earlier and go that way if you guys just doing 16.

Qkchk
1st May 2006, 20:12
8pm.... was just curious to where we may be going as I have friends along the way who may wanna watch us whizz past that is all :innocent:
All enquires regarding the route we are taking, please direct to TLRider as a PM. The reason for this is we do not wish to promote the route we are taking due to :Police: .........

Kornholio
1st May 2006, 20:35
All enquires regarding the route we are taking, please direct to TLRider as a PM. The reason for this is we do not wish to promote the route we are taking due to :Police: .........

Roger that Pink leader :sunny:

wraith
1st May 2006, 20:38
Is it just me or do the days suddenly seem to be dragging?
Strole on Sunday.:doobey:
at least thursday night will break it up aye..:rockon:

GIXser
1st May 2006, 20:52
ok,,,, even im getting slightly aroused" about the ride now--- havin picked this ride over this fridays trackday at taupo"--
nuff said"

wraith
1st May 2006, 21:15
ok,,,, even im getting slightly aroused" about the ride now--- havin picked this ride over this fridays trackday at taupo"--
nuff said"

you must be keen.. chosing this over taupo:rockon:

wraith
1st May 2006, 21:29
So how many are showing up for this ride.:scooter: seems like a lot of interest.:gob:

DMNTD
1st May 2006, 21:38
So how many are showing up for this ride.:scooter: seems like a lot of interest.:gob:

At the time of this post there's 43 registered to come but I know that there's a good 10+ from up this way keen plus as I'm aware there's a fair few that will be bringing the odd extra with 'em.
Needless to say I'll be trying to get to the gas stations and food/bourbon outlets before y'all!!

Oh btw...John is lending me his DVD camera to attach to my bike/helmet!!
Now that's what I'm talking about!! :2thumbsup

Maha
1st May 2006, 21:49
Mr and Mrs Maha man will be waiting at the end of SH16 opp the Caltex, fuelled and ready to tack onto the thunderous group, it should be one fucken' gnarly sight at Paparoa

Kornholio
1st May 2006, 22:27
Oh btw...John is lending me his DVD camera to attach to my bike/helmet!!
Now that's what I'm talking about!! :2thumbsup

Nice...Ill remember to wash the back of my bike then :sunny:

Qkkid
1st May 2006, 23:42
TAKE NOTE ALL TIMES ARE AN APPROXIMATE DUE TO SHIT GOING WRONG ON THE DAY/UNFORSEEN REASONS.

Auckland (Qkchk and Custards group) and the Southern crew (2much's group)
Meet at Westgate Shell (at the end of the North-Western Motorway) @ 8.30am. Hopefully we will have the Southern crew there waiting for us. (There is a McDonalds right next door for those who require a feed) Gas up ya bikes/buy drinks/have a smoke and talk shite. WE ARE LEAVING @ 9AM SHARP! It's gonna be a long day so we need to get going on time! There will be a breifing on the route taken.

Proceed up SH16 to Wellsford then onto SH1 up to the Mangaturoto turn-off. See attached map. Take a left at the Brynderwyn Junction, follow SH12 to Paparoa. When we arrive 10.30 - 10.45 @ Paparoa you will be required to gas-up ASAP. This is where we will be meeting up with the "Northern Crew" (TLRider's group) You will be asked for a 'donation' for the organised ride.

Approx 11am we will head off in two groups. The FAST CREW will leave first with the CRUZERS following behind after a couple of minutes. Hopefully this way we can space out the riders went it comes to gas stations and food stops etc.:scooter:

We will visit 'CUSTARD CORNER' and see why it's called that. After the 'unvieling' we will continue on til we get to Dargaville @ approx 12.30pm. Gas-up your bikes then we head off to our lunch destination Baylys Beach which is approx 15mins ride from Dargaville. From there the Northland crew can give us a brief on the next portion of the ride. We are keeping this open-ended at this stage, Im sure TLRider will have some bloody good roads for us to explore including the Waipoura Forest.:doobey:
The route displayed on the map below differs from where we are going. Its a only a guide to the areas we will be visiting.
Here is all the up to date details read carefully:nya: :nya:

Qkkid
1st May 2006, 23:48
:mega:
If:oi-grr: you are a 250cc bike and you have not been invited or okayed to come :nono: :nono: we dont want to see you on the ride okay:finger: :bleh::

Uncle B
2nd May 2006, 07:58
Checked the weather....
http://www.metvuw.com/forecast/forecast.php?type=rain&region=nzni

She's looking sweet for the weekend......I'm rolling

WickedOne
2nd May 2006, 08:01
Looks pretty damn good! Bring on Sunday!!!! WOoohoooo!!!!!!:doobey:

GIXser
2nd May 2006, 09:31
[QUOTE=TL Rider][
Needless to say I'll be trying to get to the gas stations and food/bourbon outlets before y'all!!QUOTE]

im with ya on that one, "looking at the size of ya" :gob: , there will be no food left by the time we get there---:blip:

DMNTD
2nd May 2006, 09:44
...im with ya on that one, "looking at the size of ya" :gob: , there will be no food left by the time we get there---:blip:

Well lucky it ain't a ride to the hairdresses then Special Ed or we'd all lose to you blondie! :spudbooge

GIXser
2nd May 2006, 09:58
Well lucky it ain't a ride to the hairdresses then Special Ed or we'd all lose to you blondie! :spudbooge

im getting my hair done just for you--big fella

aff-man
2nd May 2006, 10:27
im getting my hair done just for you--big fella

Is it right to be afraid????:nya: :blip:

WickedOne
2nd May 2006, 12:20
I know there are still a few days to go but this is what the Met Service website has to say now (Tuesday 2/5 12:20)....

Friday
North Island, showers spreading to most places, possibly thundery in the north, then fine spells increasing. South Island,rain clearing and becoming fine apart from some showers in the west and south.

Saturday
North Island, early showers clearing and becoming fine.South Island, fine or becoming fine in most places but showers continuing about the fiords.

Sunday
North Island, mainly fine. South Island, mainly fine in the north and east, but becoming cloudy in the west with some rain south of the Glaciers and a few falls spreading over Southland.

:sunny:

Keystone19
2nd May 2006, 12:52
Not going to make it guys. The call of the race track is just too great.

Have an awesome day though!

DMNTD
2nd May 2006, 15:14
Just confirmed our arrival at Sharkey's in Bailieys Beach(weather permiting) at around 12:30pm-1:15pm with the Manager....they will be ready and waiting!
Burger(BIG!),chips(BIG!) and a big bot:blip: for $10 per head :sunny:
Jafas don't worry,'tis Jafa style food not Norfland wak-it-together crap



Is it right to be afraid?

Mate,afraid doesn't even come close.
You got a purdy mouth too Jono :blip:

WickedOne
2nd May 2006, 15:26
Nice one TL!!!:rockon:

35tickets
2nd May 2006, 15:39
Hey TL
Good to see you today mate thanx for the link

Hey Qkchk & Custard add me to the list sounds like a fantastic day out 60+ bikes thats going to look fucking impressive on the road

TL and Duc-girl see you at BK at 9-ish very good

SwanTiger
2nd May 2006, 16:33
Just confirmed our arrival at Sharkey's in Bailieys Beach(weather permiting) at around 12:30pm-1:15pm with the Manager....they will be ready and waiting!
Burger(BIG!),chips(BIG!) and a big bot:blip: for $10 per head :sunny:
Jafas don't worry,'tis Jafa style food not Norfland wak-it-together crap
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Whoo hoo, you legend!

Cheap food :woohoo: :banana: :wari: :spudbooge

Qkchk
2nd May 2006, 16:40
Is it just me or do the days suddenly seem to be dragging?
Strole on Sunday.:doobey:
at least thursday night will break it up aye..:rockon:
Too right, if ya all hanging out come for a quick blat around the valley on the thursday night ride

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=28658

Maha
2nd May 2006, 16:56
Cheers Chris for ordering a table for 60+ at Sharkey's, you are worth your weight in carbon fibre mate.........:first:

SkOrM
2nd May 2006, 17:54
60+ bikes... that sort of number reminds me of a Kauia ride some time last year.

aff-man
2nd May 2006, 19:16
60+ bikes... that sort of number reminds me of a Kauia ride some time last year.

cept there are no bogun learners on this one.

aff-man
2nd May 2006, 19:17
Just confirmed our arrival at Sharkey's in Bailieys Beach(weather permiting) at around 12:30pm-1:15pm with the Manager....they will be ready and waiting!
Burger(BIG!),chips(BIG!) and a big bot:blip: for $10 per head :sunny:
Jafas don't worry,'tis Jafa style food not Norfland wak-it-together crap




Mate,afraid doesn't even come close.
You got a purdy mouth too Jono :blip:

Shit .... gotta get another helmet so TL won't recognise me:nya:

2much
2nd May 2006, 19:49
Shit .... gotta get another helmet so TL won't recognise me:nya:

And new leathers....... and a haircut......... and please have mercy and don't wear that hawaiian shirt again :no:

robnz
2nd May 2006, 20:02
can i suggest a black helmet. oops cant say black. can i suggest a rainbow helmet. which is the same as TL riders rainbow bike

aff-man
2nd May 2006, 20:15
And new leathers....... and a haircut......... and please have mercy and don't wear that hawaiian shirt again :no:

Shit you got me.... was gonna wear it just for ya:blip:

GIXser
2nd May 2006, 20:29
Just confirmed our arrival at Sharkey's in Bailieys Beach(weather permiting) at around 12:30pm-1:15pm with the Manager....they will be ready and waiting!
Burger(BIG!),chips(BIG!) and a big bot:blip: for $10 per head :sunny:
Jafas don't worry,'tis Jafa style food not Norfland wak-it-together crap




Mate,afraid doesn't even come close.
You got a purdy mouth too Jono :blip:

i'll just have a salad---gotta watch me figure--:innocent:

DMNTD
2nd May 2006, 20:49
...gotta watch me figure...
Dude...ya roots are showing


can i suggest a black helmet. oops cant say black. can i suggest a rainbow helmet. which is the same as TL riders rainbow bike
Listen you big bugger,do I need to show info about the state of you tyres with the group? :scooter:
Oh yeah Rob,be aware that there will be corners involved on this ride buddy. Did 'em training wheels come through?


TL and Duc-girl see you at BK at 9-ish very good
Hey man,we'll meet at BK at 9:15am and leave BK at 9:30am on Sunday.
See you and the other Norflanders there then mate.


Whoo hoo, you legend!
Shut up and send me money Nugget or I''ll tell all





PS: 45 bikes registered and climbing! Please register if you haven't already and you'll go intyo the draw for a set of Ginsu knives!!
But wait......there's more....but I don't know what it is as yet

SwanTiger
2nd May 2006, 21:45
Shut up and send me money Nugget or I''ll tell all

Tell them! :whocares:

PM me your bank details...

GIXser
2nd May 2006, 21:48
But wait......there's more....but I don't know what it is as yet


As long as it isnt your "BLADE JACKET" :nya:

SwanTiger
2nd May 2006, 21:51
As long as it isnt your "BLADE JACKET" :nya:

Nah, its a barbie from one of his childhood collections.

I've got a Ken forsale if you're interested :blip:

justsomeguy
2nd May 2006, 21:52
PS: 45 bikes registered and climbing! Please register if you haven't already and you'll go intyo the draw for a set of Ginsu knives!!
But wait......there's more....but I don't know what it is as yet

Once they heard I'm not coming all their mum's let them out of their houses :innocent:

justsomeguy
2nd May 2006, 21:54
I've got a Ken forsale if you're interested :blip:

What you doing with a male doll??

Oh wait........ on second thoughts I don't wanna know :no:

SwanTiger
2nd May 2006, 22:11
What you doing with a male doll??

Oh wait........ on second thoughts I don't wanna know :no:

I don't really have a Ken. I do have a male doll though, admittedly.

It is a Legionnaire figurine made by a U.S. company.

My friend who is a para commando in the 2eme REP of the French Foreign Legion sent it as a gift, along with a kevlar vest and a bunch of stuff.

One of only two people I'd call a genuine friend. The sort that not only helps you create dead bodies, but dispose of them as well.

If you think dolls are gay. Fuck you. Its cool. The magazines pop out and there are spares in the back pouch. He doesn't have a penis though. Not that i've checked :innocent: hahaha

justsomeguy
2nd May 2006, 23:00
I don't really have a Ken. I do have a male doll though, admittedly.

It is a Legionnaire figurine made by a U.S. company.

My friend who is a para commando in the 2eme REP of the French Foreign Legion sent it as a gift, along with a kevlar vest and a bunch of stuff.

One of only two people I'd call a genuine friend. The sort that not only helps you create dead bodies, but dispose of them as well.

If you think dolls are gay. Fuck you. Its cool. The magazines pop out and there are spares in the back pouch. He doesn't have a penis though. Not that i've checked :innocent: hahaha

Mate, like I said, I don't wanna know :nono:

You have fun on Sunday my friend, the weather is supposed to be good and you won't have that jerk on a sewing machine causing trouble. :D

Kornholio
2nd May 2006, 23:07
My friend who is a para commando in the 2eme REP of the French Foreign Legion sent it as a gift, along with a kevlar vest and a bunch of stuff.



So its a guy you know who still plays Counter-Strike :nya:

justsomeguy
2nd May 2006, 23:09
So its a guy you know who still plays Counter-Strike :nya:

Hahahaha cynical fella ...........(thanks for the laugh tho)

SwanTiger
2nd May 2006, 23:09
So its a guy you know who still plays Counter-Strike :nya:

Haha

--

JSG - you're not coming on this one huh? I thought you enjoyed the blind dates with the local police last time?

justsomeguy
2nd May 2006, 23:18
JSG - you're not coming on this one huh?

I like riding at my own pace and doing my own thing. I don't think I should "do my own thing" with so many people coming.:nono:


I thought you enjoyed the blind dates with the local police last time?
Very funny :wait:

Kornholio
2nd May 2006, 23:19
Hahahaha cynical fella ...........(thanks for the laugh tho)

Watch it Tonto :doobey:

justsomeguy
2nd May 2006, 23:21
Watch it Tonto :doobey:

*Starts straining his eyes*

Nope, can't see anything :no:

Mrs Busa Pete
3rd May 2006, 06:54
Hay if anyone is wanting a bed for the night either saturday or sunday night pete and i have 1 double, king single, and bunks available for use.if you are wanting to cut down on riding time.

DMNTD
3rd May 2006, 07:49
As long as it isnt your "BLADE JACKET" :nya:

The "Blade" jacket has been sorted Special Ed but I still reckon you won't be close enough to see it...again. :wait:
Oh,lunch will be served after 12 o'clock...:killingme :corn:

WickedOne
3rd May 2006, 12:35
Met service as @ 21:30 Wednesday 3/05:

Friday
North Island, showers spreading to most places, some heavy and possibly thundery in the north. South Island, showers in most places, but clearing in the west and south.

Saturday
North Island, occasional showers north of Hamilton and in the east, but fine, with only isolated showers, elsewhere. South Island, mostly fine, but a few coastal showers in Otago and Southland.

Sunday
North Island, showers in the north and east clearing. Fine elsewhere. South Island, mostly fine, but cloud increasing in the southwest later.

Monday
North Island, mostly fine, but cloud increasing later in the southwest. South Island, rain spreading north along the West Coast and scattered falls in Otago and Southland. Dry in the northeast.

GIXser
3rd May 2006, 16:06
thanks for the updates Wickedone"

martin
3rd May 2006, 17:14
Hopefully i'll be there too, and bring 3 more with me

justsomeguy
3rd May 2006, 17:27
Hopefully i'll be there too, and bring 3 more with me

That should be a KB record - at over 50 bikes:first:

Maha
3rd May 2006, 17:41
Hay if anyone is wanting a bed for the night either saturday or sunday night pete and i have 1 double, king single, and bunks available for use.if you are wanting to cut down on riding time.
Is there room in your bed for all of us??........:blip: :gob:

Unit
3rd May 2006, 19:06
We're on the countdown to Sunday and from what I hear everything seems to be coming together nicely.:yes: Thanks to the efforts of a lot of people behind the scenes and the great leadership of Qkchk and her partner in crime Custard:rockon: TL Rider is busy putting my gear shifter back on which will be handy:innocent:
I thought it might be a good idea if we stuck a big bright sticker on the back of the jackets of the riders who know exactly where we are going on the day, (TL Rider already has his sussed:blip: ) then, if you dont know and spot one of us at least you'll know you are following someone who does know, not only where their going, but the road too.
We will be riding through Paparoa Road on the way to meet you Jaffa lot so we will know exactly the road conditions to lead you back through. If anyone is travelling the Whg-Darg Road, the Darg-Waipoua Road; the Omapere-Kaikohe Road or the Old Russell Road please let us know the road conditions as these roads are all some of the choices for the day.
The ride for the Jaffas will be about 1,000kms, if we do the full loop. Did everyone know that New Zealand is 1600Kms long as the crow flies, so we are all just riding around in little circles up here then I guess:chase:

RiderInBlack
3rd May 2006, 19:32
If anyone is travelling the Whg-Darg Road, the Darg-Waipoua Road; the Omapere-Kaikohe Road or the Old Russell Road please let us know the road conditionsYa going down Otaika Valley Rd? Cause they just ripped up the tarseal for road widening at the Maungatapere end today.

robnz
3rd May 2006, 19:57
Listen you big bugger,do I need to show info about the state of you tyres with the group? :scooter:
Oh yeah Rob,be aware that there will be corners involved on this ride buddy. Did 'em training wheels come through?




training wheels will be gone and will make better effort this time chris. Atleast this time i wont have to get up at 4.30 in the morning so might be a bit fresher on the uptake as well. Anyways dont feel sad there will be other rainbow bikes around

GIXser
3rd May 2006, 20:34
right,,,mateys.. havin me Pilot powers put on on friday, so watch out "norflanders" im comin to chase ya fellas,,,,,

DMNTD
3rd May 2006, 20:51
The ride for the Jaffas will be about 1,000kms, if we do the full loop.
Don't panic peoples...the "full loop" is totally optional and only a thought atm plus weather and time allowing. :yes:
There are plenty of places to peel off for those that don't feel up to a 1000km blast but it would be awesome to get pics of the whole Crew up in beautiful Opononi!! :blip:



right,,,mateys.. havin me Pilot powers put on on friday, so watch out "norflanders" im comin to chase ya fellas,
Listen Spesh have some respect...it's Norflanders or you may call me Master! :blah:
Scrum 'em tyres in blondie and come give us country hicks the learn ya hear...we be nothing but mere nanas as you well know :nya:



...at over 50 bikes
At this stage with all the extras coming we're looking at closer to 70 :first:
There's a good 10+ from up these ways that aren't on KB but believe me they are entertaining to watch....that is if you can keep up :gob:

justsomeguy
3rd May 2006, 20:54
At this stage with all the extras coming we're looking at closer to 70 :first:

...that is if you can keep up :gob:

I'm not coming remember. Even if I do (which I wont) I'll probably cut too many people up and have to do too many of my trademark passes which I think are fine but others get scared of...........:wait:

Take care - 70 bikes on those roads will be a traffic jam. You might as well invite newbies now as the pace will be nowhere near what it was on our last two times.

Good Luck.

EDIT: - I really think this will be a record -

So can someone with a decent camera and some photography skills please take some nice pics - they should make it into the 2007 KB Calendar :niceone:

SwanTiger
3rd May 2006, 21:00
Shut up you two, if it wern't for the likes of Sexy young Hyosung mounted lads like myself (... stop laughing) anyone would think you lot were on a Ulylsess Ride. Bloody nana's and their hair do's.

Here's Nana TL's next ride (http://www.british-mobility.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/Pink~Walking~Aid.jpg) once the ZX has been recalled.

Its in PINK too, just the way he likes things :D

Not sure what blondie is into, maybe he'll trade his GSXR Scooter in for a Grandfather clock so it COO' COO's at 12 o'clock.

DMNTD
3rd May 2006, 21:03
...Its in PINK too, just the way he likes things ...

Well yeah I do go for the pink where as you appear to shoot for the brown,Nuggets.
Lets just hope the line ain't too long at Sharkeys eh?

SwanTiger
3rd May 2006, 21:07
Lets just hope the line ain't too long at Sharkeys eh?


No idea what you're on about mate :innocent:

LMAO !!! YOU BASTARD !!!

justsomeguy
3rd May 2006, 21:07
Well yeah I do go for the pink where as you appear to shoot for the brown,Nuggets.
Lets just hope the line ain't too long at Sharkeys eh?


Are you going to get Sharkeys (It's a restaurant right???) to close for you and only open when you chaps arrive??



Sharkeys: Hi there may I have your order please? :yes:
TL-Rider and crew: Yup, 5 beers, 65 lattes with Trim Soy Milk and 70 plates of fish and chips. :eek:
Sharkeys: :thud:

GIXser
3rd May 2006, 21:08
Thems fightin" words ya hear"

DMNTD
3rd May 2006, 21:14
Are you going to get Sharkeys (It's a restaurant right???) to close for you and only open when you chaps arrive??
Chaps? Mate ya been watching too much of that broke back movie! Talk to Swanny I know he loves that stuff longtime
Sharkeys are expecting the lot of us and will be sorting things out...



LMAO !!! YOU BASTARD !!!
Yep you know it ya handbag swinging poof!



Thems fightin" words ya hear"
You frecking bet ya Special Ed!! Batter up big boy!!

PS: you got the time? :corn:

Qkchk
3rd May 2006, 22:04
I thought it might be a good idea if we stuck a big bright sticker on the back of the jackets of the riders who know exactly where we are going on the day, (TL Rider already has his sussed:blip: ) then, if you dont know and spot one of us at least you'll know you are following someone who does know, not only where their going, but the road too.

A formal brief should be held when we all congregate on Paparoa (after re-fuelling). A quick intro to who's who on the ride (group leaders and point of contact people), what would happen in the event of a bin (NOT THAT THERE IS GOING TO BE ANY - Who wants to waste half a day while someones lying in a ditch? Think about it.........ride to your capabilities!), and general update of road conditons etc...

2much
3rd May 2006, 22:05
Please god let sharkeys be that place with $5 quart bottles.... fell in love with that place soon as I saw that.

Should hopefully have a couple of others from down this way in tow. One on the mintest flamed TL you've ever seen, seriously, you're gonna cream your pants when you see this bike.

Qkchk
3rd May 2006, 22:10
Please god let sharkeys be that place with $5 quart bottles.... fell in love with that place soon as I saw that.

Youre in luck :love:

DMNTD
3rd May 2006, 22:10
Please god let sharkeys be that place with $5 quart bottles.... fell in love with that place soon as I saw that.

Should hopefully have a couple of others from down this way in tow. One on the mintest flamed TL you've ever seen, seriously, you're gonna cream your pants when you see this bike.

$5? Maaaaaaaaaaaate.....lets talk $3.50 for us,usually $4!!
Welcome to Norfland brudaz!! :doobey:
Awesome re the TL mate!! Pic's going hard

T.I.E
3rd May 2006, 22:11
$5? Maaaaaaaaaaaate.....lets talk $3.50 for us,usually $4!!
Welcome to Norfland brudaz!! :doobey:
Awesome re the TL mate!! Pic's going hard

nice work. ya an old timer now.

DMNTD
3rd May 2006, 22:52
nice work. ya an old timer now.

LOL...feel free to buy all my bourbons sir :blip:

2much
3rd May 2006, 22:57
nice work. ya an old timer now.

He's been getting old for a while now..... haven't you noticed the gray hairs?

aff-man
3rd May 2006, 23:45
He's been getting old for a while now..... haven't you noticed the gray hairs?

What hair??:dodge:

Oh and

Like you can talk :blip: :blip::dodge:

Mrs Busa Pete
4th May 2006, 06:34
Is there room in your bed for all of us??........:blip: :gob:


All the piece are fitting together now.First the spandex then the man bag and to top it all off a bloody trumpy. What you you hillbilly's get up to in Warkworth should stay in Warkworth.:nya:

WickedOne
4th May 2006, 10:56
And it just keeps getting better.....

Metservice. Issued at 10:32 am 4 May 2006 NZST

Saturday
North Island, showers in the east but mostly fine elsewhere. South Island, mostly fine, but a few coastal showers in Marlborough and showers developing in Fiordland and Southland and spreading to coastal Otago in the evening.

Sunday
North Island, mostly fine, but a few showers in Gisborne and Hawkes Bay and at first in coastal Wairarapa. South Island, mostly fine, but drizzle developing in Fiordland.

Monday
North Island, fine, apart from areas of morning fog. South Island, cloudy in the west, with drizzle patches south of Buller turning to widespread rain later in Fiordland. Dry with increasing high cloud in the east.

Tuesday
North Island, cloud increasing and a few showers developing in the north and west, but fine in the east. South Island, rain spreading northwards over western districts and scattered falls for Southland and Otago. Dry in the northeast.

:sunny: :sunny: :sunny:

DMNTD
4th May 2006, 11:03
Keep 'em coming mate :sunny:
WickedOne for site weather girl :blip:

WickedOne
4th May 2006, 11:06
Put it away mate.... :nono:

Maha
4th May 2006, 11:06
Keep 'em coming mate :sunny:
WickedOne for site weather girl :blip:
Probably not as good to look at as Toni Marsh but hes doing a fine job

DMNTD
4th May 2006, 11:10
Probably not as good to look at as Toni Marsh but hes doing a fine job
LOL...definately ain't got anything on Miss Toni :nono:




Put it away mate.... :nono:
I can't,it's set on automatic...sorry

2much
4th May 2006, 11:16
What hair??:dodge:

Oh and

Like you can talk :blip: :blip::dodge:


Sometime's getting a little older and more mature is a good thing...... You gain things like fashion sense and riding ability....:motu:

Keep trying, it'll happen one day son....:rofl:

WickedOne
4th May 2006, 11:28
Thems fightin" words ya hear"

Hey GIXser, was that you this morning on East Coast Road? If so did you enjoy the dirt and grime? What a fucking mess...:crybaby:

The_Dover
4th May 2006, 11:39
Chances are that a custard on East Coast Road in the morning would be SPB on his way to work.

WickedOne
4th May 2006, 11:44
Chances are that a custard on East Coast Road in the morning would be SPB on his way to work.

Wearing a Corona Jacket?

DMNTD
4th May 2006, 11:46
Wearing a Corona Jacket?

That'll be SPB mate....GIXer's mini-me :wait:

GIXser
4th May 2006, 11:52
Sometime's getting a little older and more mature is a good thing...... You gain things like fashion sense and riding ability....:motu:

Keep trying, it'll happen one day son....:rofl:

and you know how to lay a chick in less than 3 dates---:blip::yes: dont worry aFF you'll get there one day--:nya:


That'll be SPB mate....GIXer's mini-me :wait:

fuck i better not wear me jacket on sunday eh... mind ya good one for the fuzz"" eeeerrmmmm it wasnt me mr plod" it was the other guy-- heheheheeh,,,, .. actually it was the bro from Norfland Occifer'' check out his jacket,, he unpicked "Blade" it took em weeks, mind ya he doesnt firken work anyhows" go and arrest em please.. he's allwayyyyyyyyyyyyyssssss,, breakin the law ,, unlike me mr occifer" ohh and i believe"" he called you a CUNT--:blip:

Kornholio
4th May 2006, 12:05
You gain things like fashion sense and riding ability....:motu:

Keep trying, it'll happen one day son....:rofl:

A couple more years and you'll be there yourself Mark :blip:

oh and mechanic says a 50/50 chance my bike will be ready by Sunday :wait: so will let ya know definitely on Saturday :doobey:

DMNTD
4th May 2006, 12:11
...fuck i better not wear me jacket on sunday eh... mind ya good one for the fuzz""
... actually it was the bro from Norfland Occifer''

Says it all there...he was able to pull you up and not the almighty ZX :innocent:
Oh and don't worry Steady Eddy I'll keep waiting for you,again... :wait:

GIXser
4th May 2006, 12:13
Says it all there...he was able to pull you up and not the almighty ZX :innocent:
Oh and don't worry Steady Eddy I'll keep waiting for you,again... :wait:


hehehe didnt take ya long---and also its because im a "law abiding citizen"---remember mate " its not what this country can do for you... its what YOU can do for MR CLARK and its beneficiaries..

i was wondering when you were gonna get it right with "Special Ed" sounds a bit poofy mate-no matter how much ya try ,, I aint gonna luv ya in that way-- ok,, try Mark auckland or someone like that, they will probably fall for it (dubious Norflanders)--- "Steady" Eddy was what you were after wasnt it---:blip:

DMNTD
4th May 2006, 12:15
hehehe didnt take ya long---
Uhuh...that's my point,it does take you long!! :wait:

GIXser
4th May 2006, 12:22
Uhuh...that's tmy point,it does take you long!! :wait:


dont go on about your premature "you know what" everyone knows longer is better--:nya:

WickedOne
4th May 2006, 12:29
[QUOTE=GIXser]dont go on about your premature "you know what" everyone knows longer is better--:nya:

Were you 2 ever married to each other?:Pokey:

SwanTiger
4th May 2006, 12:38
Were you 2 ever married to each other?:Pokey:


Don't you listen to Aunty Helen, its called "Civil Union" now :blip:

WickedOne
4th May 2006, 12:39
Not even ow

Maha
4th May 2006, 12:47
Jew fulla's fink ya know evryfink...........

WickedOne
4th May 2006, 12:54
dont go on about your premature "you know what" everyone knows longer is better--:nya:

Think ya scared TL off....:nya:

aff-man
4th May 2006, 14:42
and you know how to lay a chick in less than 3 dates---:blip::yes: dont worry aFF you'll get there one day--:nya:




Hmmmm righty ho blondy. I'll be here laughing when your hair falls out :nya:

GIXser
4th May 2006, 16:06
Hmmmm righty ho blondy. I'll be here laughing when your hair falls out :nya:

too late for that,,,

Unit
4th May 2006, 19:46
Ya going down Otaika Valley Rd? Cause they just ripped up the tarseal for road widening at the Maungatapere end today.
Ok so we have sussed this out. We will still go down Otaika Valley Rd but take RiderinBlack's reccommendation and take a detour up Cemetary Rd which will add an extra 10 awesome minutes to our ride, oh well:yes:
Tomorrow I will do some photocopies of the ride from Paparoa to SH14 which is where all the main 'weaving of backroads' will occur. Hope this will help those who arent sure. Before and after that area, really straight forward..
Lunch is organised at Sharkys:rockon: Burger (there' big), chips (good helping) and a quart we are told for $10:done: it's gotta be a good deal.
It would be awesome if we could get a good line up pic at Tane Mahuta in the Forrest too:grouphug:
As TL Rider said, the ride can be as big as we want it, there will be plenty of places to peel off and head away and the best road will be at the beginning and middle of the ride (well the end part is pretty good too, in fact its all awesome, hell, round in circles I go again).

wybmadiity
5th May 2006, 01:14
See you all soon... I'll be the one with the eyeballs hanging out of her head!!! lol. looking forward to it, should be a great day!!

DMNTD
5th May 2006, 01:16
See you all soon... I'll be the one with the eyeballs hanging out of her head!!! lol. looking forward to it, should be a great day!!

...and night!! Superbikes on later that night mate :scooter:
Now don't be shaking the bourbons up too much on your way :nono:

BigB
5th May 2006, 07:21
Hope it's not to late to join ya, after just doing the South Island a full days riding :scooter: will be a piece of cake. Plus I know these roads well.

cheers

Qkkid
5th May 2006, 07:49
Hope it's not to late to join ya, after just doing the South Island a full days riding :scooter: will be a piece of cake. Plus I know these roads well.

cheers
look forward to meeting you cheers custard/qkchk

Kornholio
5th May 2006, 10:34
See you all soon... I'll be the one with the eyeballs hanging out of her head!!! lol. looking forward to it, should be a great day!!

Lol your eyeballs are always hanging out girl :sunny:

WickedOne
5th May 2006, 10:41
Yeah, it's the weather girl again TL..... :motu:

Still looking damn fine for Sunday!!!

Issued at 10:20 am 5 May 2006 NZST

Sunday
North Island, showers in the east. Fine elsewhere, apart from areas of morning cloud. South Island, mostly fine, but morning cloud and drizzle patches in the east and south and late drizzle in Fiordland.

Monday
North Island, mostly fine with morning fog patches, but a few showers at first in Gisborne and Hawkes Bay and showers developing in Northland. South Island, mostly fine, with morning fog patches. However, drizzle for the fiords.

:sunny: :rockon: :sunny:

BigB
5th May 2006, 12:57
look forward to meeting you cheers custard/qkchk

Meet you both on a ride last year round the Coro loop, but will be good to catch up again.

wybmadiity
5th May 2006, 13:06
...and night!! Superbikes on later that night mate :scooter:
Now don't be shaking the bourbons up too much on your way :nono:

Think it will be best if we stop at a bottle store after the ride. Surely you can put this in as a stop on the way home?



Lol your eyeballs are always hanging out girl :sunny:

:eek5: Is that a nice way of saying I always look like crap?! :p

Qkkid
5th May 2006, 13:09
...and night!! Superbikes on later that night mate :scooter:
Now don't be shaking the bourbons up too much on your way :nono:
your avatar tlrider you big cock dont you go soft on me with a rainbow:nya:

WickedOne
5th May 2006, 13:14
your avatar tlrider you big cock dont you go soft on me with a rainbow:nya:

But it goes so well with the pink zimmer frame!!!!:nya:

Postie
5th May 2006, 13:14
tlrider you big cock dont you go soft on me

getting a bit friendly there Custard :blip:

Motoracer
5th May 2006, 16:56
look forward to meeting you cheers custard/qkchk

Just for the sake of meeting and riding with all you people who I haven't ridden with or met before, I will most probably come along.

SwanTiger
5th May 2006, 17:38
Just for the sake of meeting and riding with all you people who I haven't ridden with or met before, I will most probably come along.

Awesome, it'll be good to see you out on the road again Sudeep, even if it is only briefly as you whizz past :scooter:

aff-man
5th May 2006, 20:34
Just for the sake of meeting and riding with all you people who I haven't ridden with or met before, I will most probably come along.

Yeh like you were ever not gonna come..... Methinks he is enjoying that R6:scooter:

GIXser
5th May 2006, 21:00
Just for the sake of meeting and riding with all you people who I haven't ridden with or met before, I will most probably come along.
be good to have ya there MR----:yes:

Korumba
6th May 2006, 08:36
Weathers looking good.


Sunday

Max: 19°C Min: 9°C
(Day) (Night)
Fine, few clouds. Tending southeast.

Antallica
6th May 2006, 08:58
Lookin pretty shit in the northern direction atm matey, but have warm fuzzies about tomorrow being swweeeeeett :headbang:

WickedOne
6th May 2006, 09:52
Metservice says the same as yesterday so we should be in for some awesome weather (Both Sunday and Monday).

Positive thoughts people, the weather is going to be perfect and we are all going to have an excellent ride up north!!!

:sunny: :sunny: :sunny:

DMNTD
6th May 2006, 09:58
Metservice says...
Thanks resident weather girl...
Have been keeping an eye out on the forecast too and it looks like a good one is to be had tomorrow!
Off to look at certain parts of the route to check out its condition but at this stage it appears we'll be able to through in another extra into the route...Mum's the word where though :wait:

WickedOne
6th May 2006, 10:05
Excellent TL - See you up there tomorrow!!!:headbang:

wraith
6th May 2006, 13:46
its like being a kid on xmas eve.:blah: can't wait till the morning....:blip:
i'll go and clean the old zx up, now they have sorted the problem i had thursday night. :sunny: :sunny: :sunny: see yas in the morning guys and gals. :grouphug:

aff-man
6th May 2006, 13:47
Thanks resident weather girl...
Have been keeping an eye out on the forecast too and it looks like a good one is to be had tomorrow!
Off to look at certain parts of the route to check out its condition but at this stage it appears we'll be able to through in another extra into the route...Mum's the word where though :wait:

hope it's not your gargae.... heard that innocent little boys go in there and don't come back.... well normal anyway:nya:

Zapf
6th May 2006, 15:13
Weather chart! (http://www.metvuw.com/forecast/rain-nz-2006050518-30.gif) ALL GO! :yes:

DMNTD
6th May 2006, 18:30
All looking good to go for tomorrow morning!
Weather should be mint but cool,route(s) has been sorted,Sharkeys have been informed of rough numbers...
See y'all at Paparoa :rockon:

saffa
6th May 2006, 18:34
I checked the weather on sky and it looks FINE for tomorrow :sunny: !!!
Cant wait!!!! :woohoo: :beer:

Maha
6th May 2006, 18:36
Must say you look good in a tie TL.......(avatar).........:cool:
Yeah me and Mrs Maha are really looking forward it, only hope Swanny will watching our arse........:blip:

DEATH_INC.
6th May 2006, 18:49
Is that Tiller's bike you're adjusting TL? (avatar) Or is it Tiller....

Qkchk
6th May 2006, 18:56
ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO! Weather forecast for tomorrow is for plenty of rubber laid on the Northern roads :nya:

:yes: RIDE IS DEFINITELY ON PEOPLE! :chase:

Auckland and South crews, we will c u all at Shell Westgate @ 8.30am WE WILL BE LEAVING @ 9am, so don't be late or you will be playing 'catch-ups'.

Don't forget to bring a camera, if you have one - 50+ bikes will be a sight to see :gob:

:sunny: :sunny: Have a good night, c u all tomorrow. :sunny: :sunny:

T.I.E
6th May 2006, 19:04
watch the parking when ya get there people. sometimes it can get a bit cramped. and with the ammount that could be there park wisely.
and ill see yal there.

yeeee haaaaa

Antallica
6th May 2006, 19:56
See you all tomorrow :D

Toast
6th May 2006, 20:25
Holy shit...seems like the whole Akl crew is going to this, so I'd better jump in and represent for the CBD.

Anyone know how long this will be? Time and km's.

I just dropped $80 on fuel doing the Coro thing today...hoping this will be a bit shorter.

NinjaBoy
6th May 2006, 20:35
Anyone know how long this will be? Time and km's.

I just dropped $80 on fuel doing the Coro thing today...hoping this will be a bit shorter.

I think someone mentioned for Aklers this could be a 1000km trip. What do ya ride to use $80 worth of gas ? ( that's 800+km for me 636)

Toast
6th May 2006, 20:51
I think someone mentioned for Aklers this could be a 1000km trip. What do ya ride to use $80 worth of gas ? ( that's 800+km for me 636)

ffffffark...

Ride a CBR929...used about 9 or 10L/100km today I think. Was just flicking in to top gear for most of the straights too (still throttle fairly wide open though). Think my next bike may be a 600, way more sensible for the road.

crashe
6th May 2006, 20:56
To all those going on this ride.....:scooter:

Please ride safe and have a great time...:yes:

I shall be looking forward to the pic's and great write up's from you all.

Take care and travel safe.:scooter:

DMNTD
6th May 2006, 20:56
Is that Tiller's bike you're adjusting TL? (avatar) Or is it Tiller....
Mwahahaha....no comment at this stage :innocent:


...Anyone know how long this will be? Time and km's.
Hey man...Kms depend on how far you chose to ride tomorrow.
I STRONGLY recommend that you do the Waipoua Forest through to Opononi with us though!! It's just under 300kms from Auckland to Opononi.
Catch ya tomorrow:sunny:

Scouse
6th May 2006, 21:02
Mwahahaha....no comment at this stage :innocent:


Hey man...Kms depend on how far you chose to ride tomorrow.
I STRONGLY recommend that you do the Waipoua Forest through to Opononi with us though!! It's just under 300kms from Auckland to Opononi.
Catch ya tomorrow:sunny:Its 20 minuits init

DMNTD
6th May 2006, 21:08
Its 20 minuits init
Only if you're a nana Trumpet blower...it's only 15mins,remember? Like last time... :blip:

Maha
6th May 2006, 21:22
To all those going on this ride.....:scooter:

Please ride safe and have a great time...:yes:

I shall be looking forward to the pic's and great write up's from you all.

Take care and travel safe.:scooter:
Thank you for those kind words crashe, camara is charging as i type. This will be the largest group (barring bridge ride) we have been with so really looking forward to the experience, and meeting some more kber's.....:wavey:

Qkchk
6th May 2006, 21:39
Remember:

Those who are riding 250's and have 'self-invited' themselves, you will not be welcome to join us and we will not wait for you at the intersections and/or disclose the route. ONLY INVITED 250 RIDERS ARE WELCOME! If you havn't been invited, you had plenty of time to contact myself or Custard - Sorry, this was explained earlier in the thread and the decision is final. :nono:

Korumba
6th May 2006, 21:47
fark ..I thought for a sec we had 250 riders enroled for the event...

Qkkid
6th May 2006, 21:49
Remember:

Those who are riding 250's and have 'self-invited' themselves, you will not be welcome to join us and we will not wait for you at the intersections and/or disclose the route. ONLY INVITED 250 RIDERS ARE WELCOME! If you havn't been invited, you had plenty of time to contact myself or Custard - Sorry, this was explained earlier in the thread and the decision is final. :nono:

Please respect our wishes If you binn your on your own :yes: This is our ride and it is intended for the bigger cc bikes even tho we have some 250cc coming they were invited by the organisers:bye: :bye: :bye:

SkOrM
6th May 2006, 21:51
1000ks... that would cost me only $67:rockon:

SwanTiger
6th May 2006, 21:51
fark ..I thought for a sec we had 250 riders enroled for the event...

Yeah we do, didn't you see TL Rider's name on the list.



only hope Swanny will watching our arse........


I've got my camera charging too :blip: :shutup: :innocent:

DMNTD
6th May 2006, 21:52
fark ..I thought for a sec we had 250 riders enroled for the event...
That's a farking big ladle ya got there Plushy

DMNTD
6th May 2006, 21:55
Yeah we do, didn't you see TL Rider's name on the list.
Yeah but I had to put it down four times Nugget



1000ks... that would cost me only $67:rockon:
Bloody show off!! :angry:
I'm lucky to get 150kms out of a tank when "applying"

Korumba
6th May 2006, 21:55
That's a farking big ladle ya got there Plushy

Whats that "Lad"?

Korumba
6th May 2006, 21:59
Yeah we do, didn't you see TL Rider's name on the list

:

As in 250 people riding on the event.....

SwanTiger
6th May 2006, 22:00
As in 250 people riding on the event.....

I'm one. Not aware of any others.

You worried some of them might school you on yah own roads? :nya:

Korumba
6th May 2006, 22:06
I'm one. Not aware of any others.

You worried some of them might school you on yah own roads? :nya:

Very....and one time at band camp!

DMNTD
6th May 2006, 22:15
You worried some of them might school you on yah own roads? :nya:

Mate ya frecking turtling man! But this time it's coming out of ya mouth! :sick:
Ya handbag doesn't swing that fast anyway boyo

Korumba
6th May 2006, 22:23
I’m not good on my bird recognition skills but is this a "swan' learning these guys?

GIXser
6th May 2006, 22:24
Mwahahaha....no comment at this stage :innocent:



I STRONGLY recommend that you do the Waipoua Forest through to Opononi
Catch ya tomorrow:sunny:

you just wanna show off , ya great big pink poof,,,

boomer
6th May 2006, 22:26
Bugga.. i didn't see the 250's by invite only :no:

DMNTD
6th May 2006, 22:27
you just wanna show off , ya great big pink poof,,,
Mate...remember Gervi? The dude on the Falco? Well he made me look nearly as slow as you in that forest mate and he's slow compared to some others I've got coming...Steady Eddy.
But in saying...does my arse look fat from back there?

GIXser
6th May 2006, 22:30
Remember:

Those who are riding 250's and have 'self-invited' themselves, you will not be welcome to join us and we will not wait for you at the intersections and/or disclose the route. ONLY INVITED 250 RIDERS ARE WELCOME! If you havn't been invited, you had plenty of time to contact myself or Custard - Sorry, this was explained earlier in the thread and the decision is final. :nono:
just for this im ridin a 250 tommorow---:doobey: and ya still wont catch me--- (dont even think about it TL got the pp's put on today-- runnin em in up there tommrow---) but concerned about me machine though, she blowing smoke----

GIXser
6th May 2006, 22:36
Mate...remember Gervi? The dude on the Falco? Well he made me look nearly as slow as you in that forest mate and he's slow compared to some others I've got coming...Steady Eddy.
But in saying...does my arse look fat from back there?

firk,, isthat the man with no teeth"??? firk me, he;s quick makes you look like a slug, (not because your'e slow,... because youre slimey and fat') there is the other guy, firk... he's like batman" i dare anyone to keep up with him, ...

R6_kid
6th May 2006, 22:37
take it easy you lot, heres hoping for you that the weather holds out and the roads are nice and dry for you all.

Looking foward to the pics!

DMNTD
6th May 2006, 22:41
firk,, isthat the man with no teeth"??? firk me, he;s quick makes you look like a slug, (not because your'e slow,... because youre slimey and fat') there is the other guy, firk... he's like batman" i dare anyone to keep up with him, ...

LOL...mate this is Norfland! If we had teeth we could say Northland,get with the program!!
The other guy was James and I assure you he won't be the quickest :scooter:
Scared yet ya big buff hunk of man meat?


PS: You got the time? :nya:

PSS: All jokes aside...please do not try and keep up with some of the Norfland Crew!!

2much
6th May 2006, 22:45
Bugga.. i didn't see the 250's by invite only :no:

Is that Honda only a 250? Shit! for some reason I thought it was a 600!

Ah well that explains alot, now I understand why you're so slow!

Lazy7
6th May 2006, 22:48
have a great ride tommorrow guys. have fun and be good.

and if ya cant be good - be safe.

weather looks great - should be a good one! :rockon:

Qkkid
6th May 2006, 22:55
:nya: fuck off you guys get to bed otherwise you all will be riding like girls:bye: :shutup:

Maha
6th May 2006, 22:58
With you on that one Steve...............:yawn: :zzzz: nite John boy, nite Mary Ellen

DMNTD
6th May 2006, 23:06
...otherwise you all will be riding like girls...
:killingme :killingme :killingme ...too funny Rossi!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I guess I had best watch out for a flying Custard eh? :buggerd:

Scouse
6th May 2006, 23:16
:killingme :killingme :killingme ...too funny Rossi!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
I guess I had best watch out for a flying Custard eh? :buggerd: And no beatin the crap out of cage drivers this time ether ya big thug

GIXser
6th May 2006, 23:52
:nya: fuck off you guys get to bed otherwise you all will be riding like girls:bye: :shutup:


what,, we cant all ride like you!!!!

Qkkid
7th May 2006, 04:04
:sunny: shit where is everyone:nya: :shutup: :zzzz: :zzzz: Im ready to go
:nya: Now its about time for 2Much/wybality to get out of bed :nya: and get on ya bikes and start riding:scooter: :yes: :shutup:

Qkkid
7th May 2006, 04:19
what,, we cant all ride like you!!!!
:mega:No worries i can show ya :finger: :Playnice
I can show ya how::bleh: pretty jacket boyo:rofl:
The nurses are lovely and the hospital food is great:bleh:
5 months holiday is great :nya:
:killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

Qkkid
7th May 2006, 04:40
...too funny Rossi!!!! I guess I had best watch out for a flying Custard eh?
:nya: nah just the mustard mate :nya:
:clap: :clap: :Oops: bout time :love: qkchk got up :zzzz: :zzzz:
:slap: bloody noisy sleeper :shutup:

2much
7th May 2006, 05:41
:sunny: shit where is everyone:nya: :shutup: :zzzz: :zzzz: Im ready to go
:nya: Now its about time for 2Much/wybality to get out of bed :nya: and get on ya bikes and start riding:scooter: :yes: :shutup:

Yeah mate, we're leaving now.... hope the rest of you soft cocks enjoy your nice warm beds for the next few hours.

Dafe
7th May 2006, 06:11
Fark it! Now I wish I'd joined Uncle B for the ride from Welly. Sounds like it will be a damn good ride.

Have fun everybody and ride safe.

Mrs Busa Pete
7th May 2006, 06:19
oh well i wasn't the only one that couldn't sleep. We are going to Wait for you's at kaukaup

SkOrM
7th May 2006, 06:40
that was the most sleepless night ive had in a long time. i think i ended up with only 7 hours...time for some coffee me thinks.

DEATH_INC.
7th May 2006, 06:51
that was the most sleepless night ive had in a long time. i think i ended up with only 7 hours...time for some coffee me thinks.
7 farkin hours! How the hell do you sleep that long?

On a more serious note, TL's right about not turning this into a race, that waipoa forest road is not forgiving, keep it fast, but it's not the place to test your limits......kauri trees don't bend.

Lou Girardin
7th May 2006, 06:57
Can anyone supply the exact route pls.
Finn and I are heading up that way, we could meet at some point.
(8.30 start is way too early, I have husbandly duties to perform):2thumbsup

boomer
7th May 2006, 07:03
get ya arse there old man :crybaby: You too Finn :baby:

See you guys on route :cool:

Lou Girardin
7th May 2006, 07:04
get ya arse there old man :crybaby: You too Finn :baby:

See you guys on route :cool:

If I knew what it was>:rolleyes:

Maha
7th May 2006, 07:11
oh well i wasn't the only one that couldn't sleep. We are going to Wait for you's at kaukaup
Hope you cooked bacon and eggs.......:rofl: