qkchk/custards Inaugural Gixxer Club Northern ride revisit

[Qkkid]

If you think the Coromandel Loop is awesome, come up North and be re-educated! Guaranteed to lose those chicken strips!!
When: The people have decided! 7th May with a rain date of 28th May.
Time: Meet at Shell Westgate @ 8.30am leave at 9am. We have to make the most of daylight savings.

THIS IS A MEDIUM PACE RIDE - Open to all breeds of big capacity bikes (Not suited to Learners hence the 'invite only' to smaller cc bikers) :motu:

What we intend to do:
TLRider will organise the northern ratbags ;)
2much will help organise a southern group to join us (since he had such a cool time on our last ride) :love:

We intend on all groups meeting together at Paparoa (just past Mangaturoto) just after 10.15am where we will re-fuel, meet & greet then head off, being lead by the local Northern crew. We will revisit "Custards corner" (hopefully he will finish the ride this time) :crazy: And do some hell riding in the Dargaville/Whangarei/Kaikohe/Waipouroa forest area. Maybe have lunch at Bayleys Beach or in Opononi (depending on time). :apint:

If you are a 250 it will be invite only :finger: Ask us and we will let u know. And yes all ladies are welcome!

Contact Custard / Qkchk on 021 878755 or PM us
*****MORE INFO HERE http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=803 *********

List of people coming so far:
Custard, Qkchk, 2much, Wybmadiity, Tiller, TLRider, Duc-girl, Zrxer, Sixpackback, Keystone, Motobob, Lazy7, Boomer, Swanny, John, Deathinc, Gixser, Riderinblack, Uksteve, Aff-man, Ajturbo, Mvsenna, terbang, Korumba, Blackbuell (depends on the ducks he says), Jimevo, Dover, T.I.E, Uncleb, Nzkalt61, N4cr, Glenzx10, Enigma51, Rayzor, Robnz.....

Guys if we want an awesome group ride :grouphug: then we have to get behind those that put the effort in to organise them. Too many people on this site do the talk but dont do the walk, so hopefully we will see a great turnout at Westgate for this event! :woohoo:

[wybmadiity]

Ooohhhhh I have a 250 gsx but hopefull 2much ....might let me on the back again... :shifty: Greeze :hug:

[John]

I'm so there.

[texmo]

SIZE="4"]And yes if you can ride and not a gixxer you are very welcome no 250cc thanks.you guys cant ride for shite[/SIZE]

Didnt a cbr250rr beat you up sh16 on the dudes second open road ride. I am pretty sure it was his 4th ever time on a motorcycle.

[Qkkid]

Didnt a cbr250rr beat you up sh16 on the dudes second open road ride. I am pretty sure it was his 4th ever time on a motorcycle.
Yeah he did but he didnt last long after that! :shutup: :nya:
Mind you i only lasted about 2 months after him tooo hmmmmmmmm:buggerd:

[Qkkid]

Everyone pick May 21 or I will come round and kick yer bikes for ya.
Why isnt 16th April an option, or saturday 13th May, I can make those!
Too soon for me wrist buddy :bash: :dodge:

[Crazy Steve]

Just for you Speed Medic..

Crazy Steve

[2much]

You pansy's going to make it up through the forest to Opononi this time? No soft excuses like a sore wrist or some shit allowed :Pokey:



Ooohhhhh I have a 250 gsx but hopefull 2much ....might let me on the back again... :shifty: Greeze :hug:

You get a formal invite on the 250 (we'll paint an R on it so it fits in:msn-wink: ), I want to play this time:blip:

[Qkkid]

Ooohhhhh I have a 250 gsx but hopefull 2much ....might let me on the back again... :shifty: Greeze :hug:
hubby wants to play :buggerd: :slap: :psst: i think you just got a invite olivia

[SwanTiger]

No 250cc Motorcycles, that must be because you've heard stories of how stupidly fast I am. I'm not that fast, honest, I'll even stay at the back.

[RiderInBlack]

Make it 30/04/06 or 7/05/06 and I'll try ta be there. Staying in Whangarei those weekends. Would hate to yet other ride organised on my home turf due to bad timing. Last one was organise the same day as the BabyB's BBQ Ride (which I had organising the ride and posted along time before the TL's Northland Ride). Ya running out of GIXXER's up here with TL Rider on the Kwacker now and Kevin's having electrical problem, so it is good that ya don't have a promblem with non-GIXXER's joining. Lucky John has gone ta a 600, or ya 250 rule would be a problem. Ant is another 250 rider that I would have also missed on this ride, but I'm sure he is tied up with their new baby (poor bugger).

[DEATH_INC.]

Early may for me, kb trackday at the end of may so the budget won't allow for it.....
Edit: It's on the 21st in fact,that'll make it tricky to do both

[Bleck K6]

Cool,Any of those dates will be good.

[Qkkid]

Cool,Any of those dates will be good.
HI BUDDY cant wait to catch up agains with you guys wheres that flacid rooster (tlrider):stoogie:

[Qkkid]

Make it 30/04/06 or 7/05/06 and I'll try ta be there. Staying in Whangarei those weekends. Would hate to yet other ride organised on my home turf due to bad timing. Last one was organise the same day as the BabyB's BBQ Ride (which I had organising the ride and posted along time before the TL's Northland Ride). Ya running out of GIXXER's up here with TL Rider on the Kwacker now and Kevin's having electrical problem, so it is good that ya don't have a promblem with non-GIXXER's joining. Lucky John has gone ta a 600, or ya 250 rule would be a problem. Ant is another 250 rider that I would have also missed on this ride, but I'm sure he is tied up with their new baby (poor bugger).
Will let you know what date is decided matey:niceone:

[Bleck K6]

HI BUDDY cant wait to catch up agains with you guys wheres that flacid rooster (tlrider):stoogie:
He went out yesterday to clock up some kms on the kwaka & got side tracked.
He wants to get the 1st service done before the thursday night ride.
It will be good to catch up again with you guys.

[Qkkid]

the polls changed sent a pm to spankme and the new added dates for vote are 30th April, 7th May, 28th May and the 4th June and the 14th May and the 21st may been cancelled sorry forgot about kb trackday cheers too much of this i think :doobey: :eek5:
just waiting for final update from spankme

[aff-man]

the polls changed sent a pm to spankme and the new added dates for vote are 28th April and the 4thJune and the 14thMay and the 21stmay been cancelled sorry forgot about kb trackday cheers too much of this i think :doobey: :eek5:

Q: Why are we calling this a gixxer ride if more than half the people who have responded don't actually ride gixxers??

Oh and I hopefully will be there...... and not loose a calliper.

[Qkkid]

Q: Why are we calling this a gixxer ride if more than half the people who have responded don't actually ride gixxers??

Oh and I hopefully will be there...... and not loose a calliper.
bloody traitors aff especially tlrider :dodge: custard qkchk tiller 2much affman speedmedic death we are gixxers there is heaps of guys with gixxers coming dude more than the lasts ride matey:sweatdrop just have not seen thread yet

[DMNTD]

He went out yesterday to clock up some kms on the kwaka & got side tracked.
Side tracked? Mate I only just got home :psst: Shhhhh.......she might be watching :cool:
It's only been 25hours...instead of 3 :lol:
As soon as a few of my Opo mates saw m'bike it was all on:slap:
No sleep,almost enough bourbon and the last brain cell popped in the early hours.
Very impressed how the ZX handled 20+kms of Hoki gravel backroads




He wants to get the 1st service done before the thursday night ride...
Bloody oaties mate! Sick of being the last one there all the time :chase:
Anyway...best I get some practice in so you poofy yella bastards don't get away :eyepoke:



PS: I don't care what date it is

[GIXser]

Right you cunts, im there , and i will show ya what a GIX is capable of"

[DMNTD]

... i will show ya what a GIX is capable of"

LOL...I know,so I upgraded :Pokey: Sure ya wee pastry isn't starting to curdle? :corn:

[loosebruce]

Fcuk i dont know, I'm supposed to be at Taupo on the 23rd and then again on the 7th racing and then racing again (maybe) on the 14th. Any dates between those i might be keen, just means i have to get the GSXR in and out of race trim and i dont know if i can be arsed, plus i'll be pretty strapped for coin, maybe i just bring the race bike out, JSG, can i borrow your plate????
Will see how it goes.

[Qkkid]

the polls changed sent a pm to spankme and the new added dates for vote are 30th April, 7th May, 28th May and the 4th June and the 14th May and the 21st may been cancelled sorry forgot about kb trackday cheers too much of this i think :doobey: :eek5:
just waiting for final update from spankme
these are the dates dude:whistle:

[Grahameeboy]

LOL...I know,so I upgraded :Pokey: Sure ya wee pastry isn't starting to curdle? :corn:



Good one TL or will it now be Crap....sorry slippet there.....I mean KwakRider....sorry youse know I am just 'aving a laff geezer cause I ride an SV and would not 'urt a fly.................

[Qkchk]

Qkchk may even have a nice surprise for you boys............... :bleh:

[Scouse]

Yep Im in Ill bring me trumpy up north

[Scouse]

Qkchk may even have a nice surprise for you boys............... :bleh:Wot you mean like a ZX14

[Qkchk]

Wot you mean like a ZX14
Sometimes I think the 'Busa is ugly enough without buying a ZX14.... Im even reserved about the new shape ZX10R....its a poofs bike..... opps I shouldnt talk about camp mother that way ........... I mean TLRider :shake: ..............

[T.I.E]

everytime i hope to make it something stupid like work pops up, so i'm sure someone up there is having a laugh. so this time i'm gonna say na can't make it, too busy doing something important.:wait:

:shutup: :confused: :whistle:

hopefully who knows

[Qkchk]

hopefully who knows
Would be nice for you to join us - it can be frustrating seeing all these rides happening and not being able to make it. But if you do end up coming, you wont regret it. Some of the best riding roads in the North Island! Bugger the Coromandel, come up to Northland!

[Lazy7]

if the weather is good i will be there. be buggered if i am going to be left watching the cat at home by myself! :done:

[Qkchk]

if the weather is good i will be there. be buggered if i am going to be left watching the cat at home by myself! :done:
Oh come on, quinn likes you! You'll enjoy the roads up there, they are just 'the cats whiskers'............ ;)

[DMNTD]

if the weather is good i will be there.

Yeah come up mate...looks like I'm gonna need all the back up I can get :apumpin:
Gotta watch up for them yella buggers,more than a bit bent I tell ya

[aff-man]

Yeah come up mate...looks like I'm gonna need all the back up I can get :apumpin:
Gotta watch up for them yella buggers,more than a bit bent I tell ya

Speaking from experience.....

Maybe you bought the zx10 to hide the banana-rama goodness... Come on man let it ouuuuuuuuuut:yeah:

[Qkchk]

Gotta watch up for them yella buggers,more than a bit bent I tell ya
Thats fine. So when I erect the "Suzuki Parking Only" sign on the driveway you can go park ya black turd out on the road :p

[DMNTD]

Thats fine. So when I erect the "Suzuki Parking Only" sign on the driveway you can go park ya black turd out on the road :p

At least my horny beast doesn't need a trailor as back up girlfriend! :done:

[Qkchk]

At least my horny beast doesn't need a trailor as back up girlfriend! :done:

Maybe you should look at getting it neutered then ......:eek:

At least you didnt get it in the Kawaturd colour...... yellow wasnt feminie enough for ya? I suppose black is easier to co-ordinate and match with your wardrobe ;) :bleh:

[Qkkid]

Thats fine. So when I erect the "Suzuki Parking Only" sign on the driveway you can go park ya black turd out on the road :p
you can park ya turd out on the road so it doesnt leak oil:rofl: :not: :rofl:

[Qkkid]

Buggerit, obviously no date is gonna suit everyone. First 2 dates is work, the third is Rally of Rotorua (workin there too), the fouth one I can make but no bastrad is voting for it..
dont swett buddy 8 votes will be left to end of polling day from the team organising this ride as we have not voted yet

[Lazy7]

Yeah come up mate...looks like I'm gonna need all the back up I can get :apumpin:
Gotta watch up for them yella buggers,more than a bit bent I tell ya

haha. theres a definite "caught in the middle" thing going on here. :buggerd:

haha. i love zx10's just love them. but i HAVE to love suzukis aswell :slap:

hehehe.

yeap. will be there for the fun. should be good.:beer:

[GIXser]

LOL...I know,so I upgraded :Pokey: Sure ya wee pastry isn't starting to curdle? :corn:



heheheheh, the yellow peril is ready ( are you sure your custard, didnt leave you, "instead of you leavin the custard"):msn-wink:

[DMNTD]

heheheheh, the yellow peril is ready ( are you sure your custard, didnt leave you, "instead of you leavin the custard"):msn-wink:

"Yellow Peril"? Awwwwwwww....how cute is that!! :sick:
I think I'll stick to my black bitch thanks...yellow never was my fave colour...

[GIXser]

"Yellow Peril"? Awwwwwwww....how cute is that!! :sick:
I think I'll stick to my black bitch thanks...yellow never was my fave colour...

im changing my bike name to "YELLOW WHORE" V "BLACK BITCH"


lol

[Zed]

I'm in. The sooner the better, be blowed if i'll wait till June before I revisit them great roads again! I've been past Custard Cnr 3 times since you binned it Steve...thought of u each time buddy. :ride:

[mv.senna]

...will be there with balls oops i mean bells on to help boost the oestrogen levels in the face of all that testosterone that's bound to be flying around

oh,....and I'll bring my own gps/navman just in case....:whistle:

no preference towards the date of the ride, as long as it's not raining.....peter hates the rain....:crazy:

[Qkkid]

[QUOTE=mv.senna]...will be there with balls oops i mean bells on to help boost the oestrogen levels in the face of all that testosterone that's bound to be flying around

oh,....and I'll bring my own gps/navman just in case....:whistle:
:mega: :bleh: navman be lovely:confused:

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qkchk/custards/2much/Tlrider "no2"Inaugural Gixxer Club Northern ride revisit

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When: vote will decide the date so let us know
Time: Meet at Shell Westgate @ 8.30am leave at 9am. We have to make the most of day light savings
THIS IS A MEDIUM PACE RIDE
Guys if we want a club then we have to get behind those that put the effort in to organise them, to many people on this site who do the talk but dont do the walk so hopefully we will see a great turnout at westgate for this event
So please vote so we can decide and you can have your say
What we intend to do:
Tlrider will organise the northern ratbags "winkwink" might even let him ride my pretty custard
Hopefully "2much" will help organise a southern group to join us since he had such a cool time on our last one have not asked him yet done
The plan revisit custards corner :banana: :banana: :woohoo: hopefully me finish the ride this time
Ride to Mangaturoto/Paparoa turnoff where we will meet up with the Northern crew (Quite a few Gixxers at this stage) @ 10.45am. Do some hell riding in the Dargaville/Whangarei/Kaikohe/Waipoo forest area. If you think the Coromandel Loop is awesome, come up North and be re-educated! Come on you flacid lot, we want to get as many Gixxers as we can!!! Guaranteed to lose those chicken strips!! A ride not to be missed..And yes if you can ride and not a gixxer you are very welcome no 250cc thanks.you guys cant ride for shite
If you are a 250cc :moon: it will be invite only :finger: ask and we will let u know
And yes all females are welcome
Contact Custard/qkchk on 021 878755 or pm us
List of people coming so far
__Custard,Qkchk,2much,Wybmadiity,Tiller,Tlrider,Du cg irl,zrxer,sixpack,keystone,Motobob,lazy7,boomer,sw anny,john,deathinc,gixser,Riderinblack,Uksteve,aff man,ajturbo,
speedmedic,mvsenna/peter,Zed,terbang,korumba,blackbuell,Jimevo,T.i.e, Uncleb,N4cr,_______________
3 weeks to go..........

[jimevo]

Thanks for the invite Custard. I might be able to do a one dayer like the last time but we will surely have a good blast........Early May is going to suit me the best at this stage. I will keep an eye on this.......

[Qkkid]

Thanks for the invite Custard. I might be able to do a one dayer like the last time but we will surely have a good blast........Early May is going to suit me the best at this stage. I will keep an eye on this.......well its looking like the 7th of may by what everyone is saying "lets get it on the sooner the better" a few people who voted for different dates might have to see if they can change watch this space:banana: :banana:
List of people coming so far
Custard,Qkchk,2much,Wybmadiity,Tiller,Tlrider,Ducg irl,zrxer,sixpack,keystone,Motobob,lazy7,boomer,sw anny,john,deathinc,gixser,Riderinblack,Uksteve,aff man,ajturbo,
speedmedic,mvsenna/peter,Zed,terbang,korumba,blackbuell,Jimevo,T.i.e, Uncleb,N4cr,
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[T.I.E]

ill keep an eye out, just all depending on the dates.

[loosebruce]

Bummer, the 7th is out for me, next time guys, i know Gixser and Death will keep ya's honest.

[Qkchk]

Should have my new toy by then................

[DMNTD]

Should have my new toy by then................

Batteries included? :baby:

[SixPackBack]

Should have my new toy by then................

Me to!.....

[Qkchk]

Batteries included? :baby:
Hehehe farken wise guy huh? In need of the bash........

[Qkchk]

Me to!.....
It seems Gixxer 'Custards' were sooooooo last year. :rofl:

[DMNTD]

Hehehe farken wise guy huh? In need of the bash........

You mispelt it....:bleh:





It seems Gixxer 'Custards' were sooooooo last year. :rofl:

LOL...and what's coming your way eh?
A "lemon tart?" :moon:

[SwanTiger]

Me to!.....

Yep, the Hyosung SF50 scooter will be ready for you tomorrow :ride:

[N4CR]

And yes if you can ride and not a gixxer you are very welcome no 250cc thanks.you guys cant ride for shite

Really? And all you big bike owners have small penises. Or is that too much of a generalisation for you? :niceone:

[Qkkid]

Really? And all you big bike owners have small penises. Or is that too much of a generalisation for you? :niceone:
yep you got it buddy thats why my wife (qkchk)married me for my small penis :nya: :bye:
Hey at least i know my sex gender buddy/sheila i dont think you have worked yours out yet :whistle:

[SixPackBack]

Really? And all you big bike owners have small penises. Or is that too much of a generalisation for you? :niceone:

Think of the 250 rule as a filtering device, designed to enhance safety. As for genital size rest assured collectivley ours get used [regardless of size] but thats o.k you get to use yours when your a big boy. Some thing to look forward too perhaps?

[DMNTD]

:Oi: I thought this ride was for Gixxers?

Then his Boss couldn't come! Yeah Custard...I dare ya,nah I'll double dare ya with sprinkles mate!! :rofl:

[Qkkid]

:Oi: I thought this ride was for Gixxers? Whats the point in everyone else coming, that would be an ordinary KB ride.
Dont turn PC on us Custard.
oh well me wifes a bloody :mega: traitor tooo!!!!! but your a gixxer lad speedmedic thats what counts anyway there will still be more suzukis than other silly bikes :killingme

[DMNTD]

...anyway there will still be more suzukis than other silly bikes :killingme

Hey what say we have a recount at the end of the ride then eh? :spudbooge
And nah ya could count individual pieces either

[Qkkid]

Think of the 250 rule as a filtering device, designed to enhance safety. As for genital size rest assured collectivley ours get used [regardless of size] but thats o.k you get to use yours when your a big boy. Some thing to look forward too perhaps?
Very well said never seen all his bikes NC4R says he owns but hang on i never ever seen him either:yeah: :wacko:

[SwanTiger]

Tristan changed his name?

Looks like this will be a decent ride.
I guess I'm the default tail end charlie!

I can wear a pretty orange vest too if that helps the visually impaired.

EDIT: Or if you just want to laugh at an idiot wearing an organge vest.

[Zed]

I can wear a pretty orange vest too if that helps the visually impaired.

EDIT: Or if you just want to laugh at an idiot wearing an organge vest.Yeah i'm keen on a laugh, make sure you stay a bit further back though k! And make sure someone gets at least one pic of you...could be your next avatar?? :o

[boomer]

oh well me wifes a bloody :mega: traitor tooo!!!!! but your a gixxer lad speedmedic thats what counts anyway there will still be more suzukis than other silly bikes :killingme

I don't understand where all this misplaced loyality for the gixxer derives from ?? They're slow and always in pieces :weird:

[Qkkid]

:mega: go to bed booomer :finger: :killingme

[N4CR]

What I'm trying to get at is that if it is a gixxer ride, make it gixxers only. Don't exclude 250's 'because they ride like shit', I know of one person on a gixxer 250 that could clean most of you guys up in the twisties and is a good rider. The bike also tops out at 140.

[aff-man]

:Oi: I thought this ride was for Gixxers? Whats the point in everyone else coming, that would be an ordinary KB ride.
Dont turn PC on us Custard.

In name only.... Don't worry there will be a gixxer only ride happening sometime soon.

[2much]

I don't understand where all this misplaced loyality for the gixxer derives from ?? They're slow and always in pieces :weird:

Yep they're slow alright, slow enough to whip all the hondas down the strip.... what was your best time again Boomer?



What I'm trying to get at is that if it is a gixxer ride, make it gixxers only. Don't exclude 250's 'because they ride like shit', I know of one person on a gixxer 250 that could clean most of you guys up in the twisties and is a good rider. The bike also tops out at 140.

Fuck, if only I got $10 for every time I heard that!
"I know someone who could kick your arse on their 250". Yeah whatever.
Congratulations, you must be proud. Do you want a fucking medal or something?

[SwanTiger]

I don't see why some are so intent on having a "Gixxer Only" Ride. I suppose as people they are somewhat racist too? That'd be my general perception given the fact "some" choose to identfy themselves in a materialistic fashion.

All those Suzuki boys fear me! I'm going to get my hands on some fresh Honda merchandise (stickers) and plaster your gas tanks.

I need to find my organge vest, I'm actually quite excited about looking like a dork because it'll make all the other's look equally dorky for riding with me.

Oh the shame.

[N4CR]

Fuck, if only I got $10 for every time I heard that!
"I know someone who could kick your arse on their 250". Yeah whatever.
Congratulations, you must be proud. Do you want a fucking medal or something?

Well if we are going to generalise that all 250 riders are shit when that is simply not the case i'll have to start some shit talking to wont I? And in the end it usually all comes down to the rider, hence the whole '250' discrimination being rather baseless.

I'd love someone to show a decent 250 rider how 'shit' they are.. any takers? Lets get motoracer or someone similar to go on the 250, and then you can be on your GSXR 25 million. Any takers?

THAT'S RIGHT ALL 250 RIDERS ARE SHIT SO IT SHOULD BE EASY. :Oops:

[SwanTiger]

Really? And all you big bike owners have small penises. Or is that too much of a generalisation for you? :niceone:

Its ammusing that all 250cc owners have that generalisation.

I've spoken to a few people about my desire to upgrade to a bigger bike which will probably be a V-Twin 1000cc (TLR, yeeeeeeep). It was ammusing to find everyone on a bike under 600cc was highly against the idea stating that I would "Kill myself" and that it was a stupid idea.

Everyone on 600cc + bikes didn't have much of an opinion other than "power, oooh aaaah".

It speaks volumes as to the mentality of those on smaller bikes.

I'll wait for the barrage of 250 owners to start the shit slinging, insults and other blabber now :crazy: :dodge:

Blow me :stoogie:

EDIT: We all have to start somewhere and generally (by law at least) it starts with a 250cc motorcycle. Enough said. Let the Honda bashing continue.

[N4CR]

Probably because after riding a gn250 and that hyosung people think you will get into trouble when you start pushing it due to the fuckloads more power on tap. After riding the k5 600 for a while yesterday I can see how you would get into trouble but you/me would take a while to get to that stage. But when it happens and you get a shitarse first time decent slapper on a much larger bike and drop your sacks it ain't so cool then is it?

- Off topic but I don't care.

[SwanTiger]

Much larger bike? the GT250 is the same size as most larger bikes, it just doesn't have the same power so I would be quite comfortable on a larger bike.

That is the 250cc mentality in my opinion, all these "fear" y tales about tank slappers and so forth. It happens, not a lot you can do about it other than learn and deal with it in the future. And there simple ways of dealing with tank slappers in particular too, or at least minimising the severity.

No point in sitting on a smaller bike being scared of bigger bikes.

Thats the 250 mentality.

And is probably why there is the 250 filter on this ride, to filter out that mentality. I might be wrong. Whore cares. Dead issue and off topic.

EDIT: You are on a deserted island, before you were dropped there out of the sky from a plane with a fucked (Honda) engine you were given the following choices of luxurys but were only allowed two. 1, a Honda 2, Nicki Watson 3, Markauckland, which would you choose?

[John]

EDIT: You are on a deserted island, before you were dropped there out of the sky from a plane with a fucked (Honda) engine you were given the following choices of luxurys but were only allowed two. 1, a Honda 2, Nicki Watson 3, Markauckland, which would you choose?

2, Nicki Watson 3, Markauckland

A) Bone Watson B) Hassel an beat up Markauckland - while making him build my house and such and so forth.

As for the big bike debate, fuck get over it who gives a fuck about what you ride, if you really throw CC's into the mix before a ride then you cant ride its all about having fun and meeting good people - and showing off ghetto mods - save the CC talk for the track.

[DMNTD]

Fecking hell you lot :baby:
So anyone keen on a decent ride up North or ya just wanna bitch about shit as usual? :slap:
Put it this way I'm gonna be there and I don't ride Gixxer and there will be others too....take it or leave it.
The real question is,are you a typer talking shit talk or are you a rider who'll actually rides? :baby:

[Korumba]

Fecking hell you lot :baby:
So anyone keen on a decent ride up North or ya just wanna bitch about shit as usual? :slap:
Put it this way I'm gonna be there and I don't ride Gixxer and there will be others too....take it or leave it.
The real question is,are you a typer talking shit talk or are you a rider who'll actually rides? :baby:

Well Said..I was going to print some Gixxer decals,put my printers broken.
I hope its fixed by the 7th so I can go on the ride,

It would not be safe to ride my bike with some part of my PC system not working 100%.

[N4CR]

Well Said..I was going to print some Gixxer decals,put my printers broken.
I hope its fixed by the 7th so I can go on the ride

I'll do that, thank you for the idea. Should make me a better rider.

[Qkkid]

If you are a 250 it will be invite only :finger: ask and we will let u know
And yes all females are welcome:2thumbsup
Contact Custard/qkchk on 021 878755 or pm us
List of people coming so far
Custard,Qkchk,2much,Wybmadiity,Tiller,Tlrider,Ducg irl,zrxer,sixpack,keystone,Motobob,lazy7,boomer,sw anny,john,deathinc,gixser,Riderinblack,Uksteve,aff man,ajturbo,
speedmedic,mvsenna/peter,Zed,terbang,korumba,blackbuell,Jimevo,T.i.e, NC4R WINKWINK[/QUOTE]
cant you read NC4R GO BACK TO THE FRONT PAGE OR PISS OFF:argh: SWANNY IS COMING AS I SAID INVITE ONLY TWIT learn to read and if you cant go ride your fucken scooter:mad:

[GIXser]

Well if we are going to generalise that all 250 riders are shit when that is simply not the case i'll have to start some shit talking to wont I? And in the end it usually all comes down to the rider, hence the whole '250' discrimination being rather baseless.

I'd love someone to show a decent 250 rider how 'shit' they are.. any takers? Lets get motoracer or someone similar to go on the 250, and then you can be on your GSXR 25 million. Any takers?

THAT'S RIGHT ALL 250 RIDERS ARE SHIT SO IT SHOULD BE EASY. :Oops:

yep-----when

[GIXser]

Well if we are going to generalise that all 250 riders are shit when that is simply not the case i'll have to start some shit talking to wont I? And in the end it usually all comes down to the rider, hence the whole '250' discrimination being rather baseless.

I'd love someone to show a decent 250 rider how 'shit' they are.. any takers? Lets get motoracer or someone similar to go on the 250, and then you can be on your GSXR 25 million. Any takers?

THAT'S RIGHT ALL 250 RIDERS ARE SHIT SO IT SHOULD BE EASY. :Oops:

yep-----when and where?

[Qkchk]

Obviously it seems some of you guys on here have PMS or something. Get over it. Either we will see you on the road or you would of crawled back into your dark hole at your mothers house.

Either ride or shut the fuck up.

[GIXser]

Obviously it seems some of you guys on here have PMS or something. Get over it. Either we will see you on the road or you would of crawled back into your dark hole at your mothers house.

Either ride or shut the fuck up.

i have to agree , lets just frikken go for a ride" not only that "all the dirty yella custards" have to gang up on TL cos he abandoned us for a "black bitch"---alltough when i saw it it was more "grey than black"
you got the missus to clean that beast yet?????

[DMNTD]

...not only that "all the dirty yella custards" have to gang up on TL cos he abandoned us for a "black bitch"---alltough when i saw it it was more "grey than black"
you got the missus to clean that beast yet?????

;) ...mate I don't have to get her to do anything mate as she's passed training with full honours. :yeah:
As for you other winging yella bitches....bring it on ya floppy bastards :spudwave: :2guns:

[Qkkid]

Contact Custard / Qkchk on 021 878755 or PM us.


List of people coming so far

Custard, Qkchk, 2much, Wybmadiity, Tiller, Tlrider, Duc-girl, Zrxer, Sixpackback, Keystone, Motobob, Lazy7, Boomer, Swanny, John, Deathinc, Gixser, Riderinblack, Uksteve, Aff-man, Ajturbo, Mvsenna, Zed, Terbang, Korumba, Blackbuell (depends on the ducks he says), Jimevo, T.I.E, Uncleb, N4cr, GlenZX10..............

Let us know of any changes. The date of the ride is the 7th May with a "rain date" of 28th May. For meeting times and itinary have a looky here:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=803:banana: :banana: :banana:


Let the good times roll..............

[Qkkid]

Ok mate. Cant take you off the calendar tho........ But if we postpone due to bad weather - the next best date will be the 28th May..

[Qkkid]

Ok have just updated the first page of this thread with the info for the ride. (With Qkchks touch....) The ride details are also in the Calendar section:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=803

Have a looky there and anyone else keen to join us, please register... (just helps on the day to get an idea on numbers.) Remember this is an Open ride to all higher capacity machines, any breed.:yes: 250 - 599cc by invite only.

[Zed]

:doh: i only just realised that your dates are all Sundays, Saturdays are my riding day! Sorry i can't make it anymore Custard...another time. :bye:

[DMNTD]

...or we could have two rides??

Welcome when ever as up this way we like to ride :ride:
Always good to have a crew though

[Zed]

Welcome when ever as up this way we like to ride :ride:
Always good to have a crew though After I move into my new pad over the next few weeks i'll try and organise a Sat ride up your direction...how many beds you got again TL?? :blip:

[Qkchk]

I'm prayin for rain then, cause 28th May is all good for me... or we could have two rides??hmmmmm
If ya twisted Custards and TLRiders nipples, Im sure they could some kind of 'favour' for you :msn-wink:

But dont despair, Im sure the boys will be organising another romp after this one, within the month. (Provided people can stay rubber-side down.....) maybe make it a Sat?

[DMNTD]

..how many beds you got again TL?? :blip:

LOL...mate as long as it isn't school holidays,we've got 7 kids between us:buggerd: ....we'll have a king,3 singles,a double futon sofa bed and plenty of tent space :cool: Enough for ya Mr Wheelie?



If ya twisted Custards and TLRiders nipples, Im sure they could some kind of 'favour' for you :msn-wink:

But dont despair, Im sure the boys will be organising another romp after this one, within the month. (Provided people can stay rubber-side down.....)

Hell me first on the twisting...please?
As I mentioned in an earlier post...pretty much whenever on the rides as I'm 99.9% certain I'll be able to get time off work :lol:

[Qkchk]

as I'm 99.9% certain I'll be able to get time off work :lol:[/B]
Working just as hard as Custard during the day...........:zzzz:

[DMNTD]

Working just as hard as Custard during the day...:zzzz:

Not even e hoa!! Now get back to work woman,I have bike payments that need to be met :dodge:




PS: Tell 'em the dishes need sorting will ya

[Qkchk]

Well i propose either Saturday the 13th, 20th, or Sunday the 21st May. As an alternative day to you felas, anyone can come except sub 598cc, or JSG if he manages to get a 600 from somewhere.:bleh:
Might pay to carefully look at those dates - KB Trackday etc......

[Qkchk]

PS: Tell 'em the dishes need sorting will ya
Since when was I the bloody messenger! Tell em yourself, he's your bitch!

[Back Fire]

Remember this is an Open ride to all higher capacity machines, any breed.:yes: 250 - 599cc by invite only.

mines 599cc's.....

[Zed]

LOL...mate as long as it isn't school holidays,we've got 7 kids between us:buggerd: ....we'll have a king,3 singles,a double futon sofa bed and plenty of tent space :cool: Enough for ya Mr Wheelie?Lol that's quite sufficient fella, you's should start up a B&B. :blah:

[Qkchk]

mines 599cc's.....
Well you know what we mean........... no need for nitpicking now.

[Uncle B]

Heya Guys and Dolls.......I'm gonna head up for this one. :yeah:

I see the Auck rides being posted and thought it was about time I headed on up to meet the northern crew. :spudwave:

Be good to get away and try out some new roads :ride:

Till then.... (shit, better put some practise in. Don't want you lot thinking the Welly riders are nana's)

[Back Fire]

Well you know what we mean........... no need for nitpicking now.

hehehe.... sorry

[N4CR]

Just a quessstion, not trying to shit stirr (like last time..) but why are you excluding 400's.... alot of decent riders on them (KK etc) who ain't exactly the slowest people around :blip: . And CaN2 etc....

[SwanTiger]

Just a quessstion, not trying to shit stirr (like last time..) but why are you excluding 400's.... alot of decent riders on them (KK etc) who ain't exactly the slowest people around :blip: . And CaN2 etc....

As has already been stated it is invite only. If people are interested then they can express their interest and be invited, or not. Simple really. :eyepoke:

[N4CR]

As has already been stated it is invite only. If people are interested then they can express their interest and be invited, or not. Simple really. :eyepoke:

Wtf invite only for EVERYONE ONE/size? I dunno i'm not reading shit right then I guess.

[SwanTiger]

Wtf invite only for EVERYONE ONE/size? I dunno i'm not reading shit right then I guess.

Riding that FXR150 is really eating away your brain cells isn't it! :moon:


THIS IS A MEDIUM PACE RIDE - Open to all breeds of big capacity bikes (Not suited to Learners hence the 'invite only' to smaller cc bikers)

Why are you complaining so much. I seriously think you need to get back on your ZXR, that 150 is really dentrimental to your respectability. :spudguita

SHELL WESTGATE
Wises map: http://www.wises.co.nz/map/default.asp?id=63160|2&svctype=1&zoomin=true&move=true

[justsomeguy]

These rides can be fun, but expensive. The last one I went on - on those same roads cost me $75 in petrol and another $40 in food. I also rooted my rear tyre even more.

So keep this in mind.

[N4CR]

Haha rooting the middles don't count :lol:

Nah I like these rides.. play with the big bikes for a change.

And yes.. that temp 150 is messing me up. The zxr was the only thing I loved in life really to be honest.

BUT

A little teaser coming up... tomorrow she shall live........... :ar15: it's still curing...

<img src=http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=30002&stc=1&d=1144765175 /img>
Low qual to keep the mystique heheh (it's a 3k camera....)

[DMNTD]

These rides can be fun, but expensive. The last one I went on - on those same roads cost me $75 in petrol and another $40 in food. I also rooted my rear tyre even more...

Mate you get off lightly with ya fuel bill don't ya and as for ya tyre....ya wanna go there young fulla??? :moon: :killingme




...If I have to stop every 10 minutes for an FXR to catch up I'll be pissed

Ya got it right there mate. As it's a longish day it screws the potential of more tracks...ooooooops roads that could be done on top of the selected route.

[John]

Ya got it right there mate. As it's a longish day it screws the potential of more tracks...ooooooops roads that could be done on top of the selected route.

Oh shit guess I wont be comming then :baby:

[justsomeguy]

What the fuck you eating?? A pie and V costs five bucks tops.
And you other guys stop whinging and organise your own sub 400 rides. If I have to stop every 10 minutes for an FXR to catch up I'll be pissed
Lunch $25
Milk - yeah Wave - $2 something
Pie and UP and GO - $5ish
Orange Juice - $3-$4
Chewing gum and a bottle of water - $ 3-$4


I'm curious to see how long you'll have to stop after the Opononi Forest road for a MC22 to catch up provided there isn't a lot of traffic:blink:

[justsomeguy]

ya and as for ya tyre....ya wanna go there young fulla???

Oh noooooooo - I heard replacing your rear tyre cost you $22,000 or something:no:

[ChookThief]

Lunch $25
Milk - yeah Wave - $2 something
Pie and UP and GO - $5ish
Orange Juice - $3-$4
Chewing gum and a bottle of water - $ 3-$4


:

Riding on perfect Northland roads - Priceless

[aff-man]

hahahaha I noticed I'm on the list and didn't even click the thingy or whatever...

So who else is coming from auckers... that ride home alone last time was pretty ....... interesting.... hahahahha

[justsomeguy]

Riding on perfect Northland roads - Priceless

Priceless moment for me -

- riding too fast on gravel and going into an uncontrolled slightly fishtailing drift/slide in a straight line thinking oh shit, should I just let go or ride it out, hmm wonder what I should cook for dinner, oh shiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttt......... aaaahhh..... phew......

Thank you God for saving my life I will never do that again...... YES, YES, I know I said that five minutes ago....... but ......:shifty:

[SwanTiger]

After the forest, well the average speed on a litre bike would be almost double a M22 (250cc motorcycle). So easy to guess, if it takes a GSXR 1000 30 minutes, it would take a M22 45 - 50 minutes.

Then again, you are the slowest indian, best you leave now so your not too far behind. I was suppose to leave last week.

600km = $30 - $35 Petrol
Food = $3
Water from Home = $Free

$25 can feed a family for a week.

[aff-man]

After the forest, well the average speed on a litre bike would be almost double a M22 (250cc motorcycle). So easy to guess, if it takes a GSXR 1000 30 minutes, it would take a M22 45 - 50 minutes.

Then again, you are the slowest indian, best you leave now so your not too far behind. I was suppose to leave last week.

600km = $30 - $35 Petrol
Food = $3
Water from Home = $Free

$25 can feed a family for a week.

600km for $35 you're bloody lucky.... It was 716km last time i did it and my fuel economy is half that so I am looking at abot $80 for the day (including food)

[2much]

1142k's last time I did it, what's ya point?

I do it for the enjoyment I get out of it. If there comes a time when I can't afford it I'll find a cheaper hobby like knitting or some shit.

I see there's a 250 only ride, have you had anyone on a Gixxer1000 complaining that they feel left out? What about FC or the Scared Sheep Shit? If we want to organise something and exclude someone then we will, that's life, harden the fuck up and get over it!

Quit your fucken bitchin' you lot, custard's organising this ride so he can do it however the fuck he feels. You don't like it? then fuck off.


BTW, JSG, you wouldn't know jack shit about fucking a rear tyre. Those 250's couldn't pull a sailor off your sister*. Have a look at my rear tyre before we start, then check it again at the end.




* (c) Terbang

[justsomeguy]

BTW, JSG, you wouldn't know jack shit about fucking a rear tyre. Those 250's couldn't pull a sailor off your sister*. Have a look at my rear tyre before we start, then check it again at the end.




* (c) Terbang

Dufus - I didn't start out with a new tyre - I had already done 8000+K's on it. I was talking about my tyre reaching the end of it's life and me having to replace it - which added to my expenses along with the ride expenses.

I'm not trying to start a my &^%& is bigger than yours as I can root a tyre before I get out of the shop contest.

[justsomeguy]

Fucken ages.

Curious as to how long that bastard will wait for you though.

Also who spends $25 on lunch on a ride anyway, you must have more dollars than cents/sense whatever.

Did you read my post correctly? Why're you calling yourself a bastige?

[Qkkid]

Quit your fucken bitchin' you lot, custard's organising this ride so he can do it however the fuck he feels. You don't like it? then fuck off.
WHY CANT PEOPLE READ DO YOU WANT ANOTHER LANGUAGE IF YOUR NOT HAPPY ORGANISE YOUR OWN RIDE :angry2: :tugger:
Too bloody right you cant please everyone and to be honest i dont plan to. Do you think i give a fuck :Oops: read my avatar scooterboys :dodge: :sweatdrop :wait: if you dont like it tough get out there and ride ya bike:bleh:
Please no more complaining its getting boring.Thanks tomuch :niceone:

[justsomeguy]

After the forest, well the average speed on a litre bike would be almost double a M22 (250cc motorcycle). So easy to guess, if it takes a GSXR 1000 30 minutes, it would take a M22 45 - 50 minutes.

Then again, you are the slowest indian, best you leave now so your not too far behind. I was suppose to leave last week.

I'm not talking about the roads after the forest. I'm talking about the place where the Yellow Sign is saying twisties next 24 kms.

EDIT: BEFORE ANYONE GETS THE WRONG IDEA I'M NOT TRYING TO RACE SPEEDMEDIC I JUST WANT TO BENCHMARK MYSELF AND COMPARE HOW FAR BEHIND I AM FROM A GOOD RIDER ON A FLASH MODIFIED BIKE, which unfortunately I have to admit he is and his bike has some rather special parts, although he is still very ugly and an absolute homo

[justsomeguy]

Quit your fucken bitchin' you lot, custard's organising this ride so he can do it however the fuck he feels. You don't like it? then fuck off.


Too bloody right you cant please everyone and to be honest i dont plan to do you think i give a fuck :Oops: read my avatar scooterboys :dodge: :sweatdrop :wait: if you dont like it tough get out there and ride ya bike:bleh:
Please no more complaining its getting boring.Thanks tomuch :niceone:

HEY _ WTF are you talking about?? You said you'd provide brand new yellow gixxer thous to everyone who turns up.

Now you're saying you're gonna do whatever you want........ eeeshhh.......

[Qkkid]

:blink: Its bad enough supplying meself with one let alone anyone else:blink:

[2much]

You don't want a custard GSXR JSG, they have a nasty habit of becoming part of the scenery :lol:

[Qkkid]

You don't want a custard GSXR JSG, they have a nasty habit of becoming part of the scenery :lol:
Thats why i take my bike up there to see the scenery:slap: :rofl:

[2much]

Yeah but do you realise you're not supposed to interact with it? :lol:

[justsomeguy]

You don't want a custard GSXR JSG, they have a nasty habit of becoming part of the scenery :lol:

Well there were two other custards present on the last ride that left everyone for dead, except that red and black Honda Unicycle that Zed rides.

[Bleck K6]

1142k's last time I did it, what's ya point?

I do it for the enjoyment I get out of it. If there comes a time when I can't afford it I'll find a cheaper hobby like knitting or some shit.

I see there's a 250 only ride, have you had anyone on a Gixxer1000 complaining that they feel left out? What about FC or the Scared Sheep Shit? If we want to organise something and exclude someone then we will, that's life, harden the fuck up and get over it!

Quit your fucken bitchin' you lot, custard's organising this ride so he can do it however the fuck he feels. You don't like it? then fuck off.


BTW, JSG, you wouldn't know jack shit about fucking a rear tyre. Those 250's couldn't pull a sailor off your sister*. Have a look at my rear tyre before we start, then check it again at the end.




* (c) Terbang
:niceone: well said 2much

[Qkkid]

Yeah but do you realise you're not supposed to interact with it? :lol:
If it makes you go out and buy new leathers and gloves
Nothing wrong with a bit of interaction/scenery Its called gettin down and gettin dirty,:bleh: :moon:without the misses:love: :shutup:

[aff-man]

I think 2 much forgot his medacine..... so i'll see ya'll out there.. most probably.

Hey 2much what time would you be busting though auckers?? Might meet up and tag along.

[RiderInBlack]

Personally I will be riding this ride at the pace I feel happy. This is home turf and as long as I know where we are starting and stopping I should able ta find my way there. "Roxanne" may be a 1000 but she would not be able ta keep up with a GOOD 250cc rider through the Forest let alone a purpose built race rocket. I do pick up on the more open road and have been known ta hammer it down the straights (this is were I would loose under 400cc'ers), but I would only do this in areas that I know there is little likely hood of seeing a cop.
My point here is that you would be surprised how little time you would have to wait for a smaller bike to catch-up at the stops depending on how hard out you are going. Rider experience is more of a concern ta me than their bike size. In general MOST 250 riders are still in the early learning stage (but not all), which is probably the concern here. That does not mean that larger bike riders are more experienced/better riders (cause I know a few who are not), but in general they tend to be.
At the end of the day a rider should be able to organise a ride that he/she will enjoy and be comfortable on (I can not see the point of organising a ride you are going to hate). If that excludes some riders then tough, it's not their ride, it's the organisers. The best thing for these riders to do is to organise their own ride, rather than getting shitty about not being allowed on that ride. OK?
End of rant.

[2much]

I think 2 much forgot his medacine..... so i'll see ya'll out there.. most probably.

Hey 2much what time would you be busting though auckers?? Might meet up and tag along.


Yeah, haven't had my morning beer yet.

Fair enough, it's about time I posted up a ride plan.

Southern Ride

Meeting at Tauriko Servo at 0545, depart at 0600

Matamata at 0620

Morrinsville at 0635

Tahuna at 0650

Ohinewai onramp 0720

Can stop at Bombay Autobarn at 0800 if anyone wants to meet there.

Arrive Westgate at 0830.

I recommend you plan to be at any points 15mins before the posted time as they are only approximate, and if I don't see anyone I won't be stopping.

If anyone wants to meet somewhere else along the route, let me know.

[Cajun]

Yeah, haven't had my morning beer yet.

Fair enough, it's about time I posted up a ride plan.

[COLOR="Red"][SIZE="5"]
Ohinewai onramp 0745

Can stop at Manakau Autobarn at 0800 if anyone wants to meet there.


15 mins from Ohinewai to manakau i know you on a suzuki but that distance on sh1 you be doing twice the legish limit to do it in that sorta time

[2much]

Oops, thanks for pointing out that error, corrected now

[kiwifruit]

hmm, thinking bout it,
would be a very early start.....

[DMNTD]

At the end of the day a rider should be able to organise a ride that he/she will enjoy and be comfortable on (I can not see the point of organising a ride you are going to hate). If that excludes some riders then tough, it's not their ride, it's the organisers. The best thing for these riders to do is to organise their own ride, rather than getting shitty about not being allowed on that ride. OK?

Mate...bingo was his nameo...:niceone:
Now then,as I've said before who wants to ride their bike on a sweet arse set of roads without bitching like a pack of wimmin at the hairdressers? :oi-grr:
Come on y'all...mount ya steeds and ride FFS and if ya can't handle the guidelines of THIS ride go and get ya high lights done!! :ride:

[The_Dover]

This thread reminds me of those dumb bitches on The Apprentice last night...

Team work? dopey tarts.

[Qkkid]

This thread reminds me of those dumb bitches on The Apprentice last night...

Team work? dopey tarts.
hahahahahahaha From what i hear you doing more fighting than riding these days:bleh: what happened to ya ya big cock:moon: :finger:

[John]

what happened to ya ya big cock:moon: :finger:

dont say "Big Cock" around TL he still misses that big yellow cock he used to ride, hes suffering withdrawal and will do anything for some big cock thesedays - trust me

[The_Dover]

dont say "Big Cock" around TL he still misses that big yellow cock he used to ride, hes suffering withdrawal and will do anything for some big cock thesedays - trust me

Is that how you are paying for your new bike then?

small instalments?

[Qkchk]

Arrive Westgate at 0830.

I recommend you plan to be at any points 15mins before the posted time as they are only approximate, and if I don't see anyone I won't be stopping.

If anyone wants to meet somewhere else along the route, let me know.
The same goes for our end, we will wait for you and your posse to turn up unless you are running extremely late. Might pay to PM Custard your cell no, just incase something goes wrong...

[Qkchk]

HEY _ WTF are you talking about?? You said you'd provide brand new yellow gixxer thous to everyone who turns up.

Now you're saying you're gonna do whatever you want........ eeeshhh.......
Its bad enough at home at the moment. He's gone parked my bike up @ the bike shop (and I would kill the runabout we have been given) so I might have to take off with his custard...... (one way to speed up the slow turning wheels of new bike ownership...;))

[John]

nah its to much for him, give it to him every fornight so he has a week to rest, he is a girl after all - hes not as gay no he has a kwack but he still gets the niggle.

[justsomeguy]

hahahahahahaha From what i hear you doing more fighting than riding these days:bleh: what happened to ya ya big cock:moon:

He's pretending to have discovered his conscience.
:finger: :finger::finger::finger::finger:

[justsomeguy]

Its bad enough at home at the moment. He's gone parked my bike up @ the bike shop (and I would kill the runabout we have been given) so I might have to take off with his custard...... (one way to speed up the slow turning wheels of new bike ownership...;))

I thought you were given a Blue bike to ride in the mean time - until you get hit with a dangerous case of yellow fever.

[SwanTiger]

Just got back from cruising those northern roads plotting out an exact route for the 250cc Owners Ride this weekend.

My fucking merry mellow puff johns got a small penis god was that a good ride. Can't wait to see what that fella with the pink bike has to show us.

380 + km's and 6 hours of multiple orgasms.

[Qkchk]

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At the end of the day a rider should be able to organise a ride that he/she will enjoy and be comfortable on (I can not see the point of organising a ride you are going to hate). If that excludes some riders then tough, it's not their ride, it's the organisers. The best thing for these riders to do is to organise their own ride, rather than getting shitty about not being allowed on that ride. OK?


Im not having a personal attack at anyone. It's not the fact we are anal about smaller cc riders. It's the fact that I am personally sick of attending prangs. They upset the riding style and everyone doesnt get back into 'the groove'. Its nothing short of 'a wet blanket'. (I have personally experienced this at least twice now on big rides and quite a few on smaller ones.)

Before some of you get all hot-headed about 'its the big bikes that crash more......' take into account the type of riding we do (and the speed - remember its no sunday stroll) which IS NOT SUITABLE FOR NEWBS or Slower bikes. We havnt said a complete NO to smaller bikes. It is up to the induvidual to contact one of the ride organisers and we will '"gauge" if you will be ok for this ride.

Another point of interest is from my Thurs night rides, I have discussed this with a few 'senior' members who frequent my rides. The common topic being "worried about the smaller cc guys trying to keep up and/or be faster than the big bikes." As we have blah blah blahed on about for some time now and Im sure there will be people not seeing my point BUT, there is 3 common faults that led to a prang:

1. Male testostrone (or female equiv) As in the case of "Shit some KBER is behind me, I better try and keep them off my tail. They might think I ride like a nana...." OR

2."I better go faster to try and keep up"

3. The worst of all 3 - ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN TO ME syndrome.

Im probably wasting my breath but I hope this may shine some light on how we (me and Custard) feel about it. Lets just read the threads properly and get on with it!

[Qkchk]

I thought you were given a Blue bike to ride in the mean time - until you get hit with a dangerous case of yellow fever.
Nope that was only the demo bike. Now Im stuck with a bloody GPX250R which I dont want to touch incase I kill it and I know I would. I almost killed my ZXR250, poor thing.

[Qkchk]

Just got back from cruising those northern roads plotting out an exact route for the 250cc Owners Ride this weekend.

380 + km's and 6 hours of multiple orgasms.
Shit, whatever you do for a job, can I sign up?

[Qkchk]

Yeah all valid points Dawn, unfortunatly the last one is the most problematic..."It'll never happen to me"... And its close cousin...."the above advice is for everyone else".
The very people who should be heeding your advice shirk it off as for someone else ....not them....or me?

hope that makes sense.

Hey Custard, I wasnt bitching mate, you should know me better than that by now.. just taking the piss out of JSG..Yeah I made Custard aware you were only rubbin JSG........

Funny how things come around huh? I remember havin a similar conversation with Custard the night before he came off.............. and to tell the truth, it will be only time til it happens to me. IT'S NOT 'IF' I COME OFF, ITS 'WHEN'. Probably my fav saying in biking. Gravity rules.

[SwanTiger]

Yeah I made Custard aware you were only rubbin JSG........

Funny how things come around huh? I remember havin a similar conversation with Custard the night before he came off.............. and to tell the truth, it will be only time til it happens to me. IT'S NOT 'IF' I COME OFF, ITS 'WHEN'. Probably my fav saying in biking. Gravity rules.

Yep. Definitely happens to anyone and anywhere.

I was going for a tiki tour in the rain yesterday, as you do, and going through Hatfields beach following a campervan and car. The driver of the campervan decided to stop suddenly, thats okay, i'll go around, but the car in front of me and behind the camper does the same, fair enough.

Then the car stops beside the camper van. I'm flat on the anchors fish tailing at 60 odd kmp/h and manage to squeeze in between the camper and car.

Wet + Two Dickhead Drivers + Shinko Tyres = Change of underwear :baby:

[Qkchk]

Wet + Two Dickhead Drivers + Shinko Tyres = Change of underwear :baby:
Well summed up........ :) Shame they cost cut when they assemble the Hyosungs with crappy tyres. You need to save some $s up and get it properly shod. (Specially with the wet happening more now.)

[DEATH_INC.]

Can stop at Manakau Autobarn at 0800 if anyone wants to meet there.


Manukau autobahn? Where do ya mean?

[2much]

Oops, cheers for pointing that out. was thinking of the Bombay Autobarn.

[wybmadiity]

Oh hell, just saw what time we have to get up! WTF! Oh well another night of 1hour sleep if I'm lucky,... Woohooo looking forward to it! :banana:

[aff-man]

Oh hell, just saw what time we have to get up! WTF! Oh well another night of 1hour sleep if I'm lucky,... Woohooo looking forward to it! :banana:

You going as B.O.B. or riding your own wheels??:shutup:

[Uncle B]

What mint weather wer'e having this weekend :sunny: :Punk:

Lets hope the weather gods are kind to us on the 7th. :D

[Qkkid]

What mint weather wer'e having this weekend :sunny: :Punk:

Lets hope the weather gods are kind to us on the 7th. :D
We need fine weather so i dont ride like a nana :baby: :(

[wybmadiity]

You going as B.O.B. or riding your own wheels??:shutup:

Own wheels :ride: Hoping to get one of the northern crew to do me a map with the route highlighted so as not to hold anyone up :) Don't want to be a pain in everyones ring-gear :no:

[DMNTD]

Hoping to get one of the northern crew to do me a map with the route highlighted so as not to hold anyone up :) Don't want to be a pain in everyones ring-gear :no:

Have had discussions re maps for everyone along with contact cell numbers incase someone goes on a tiki tour to Kaitia again :confused:
Also we're thinking about having two speed groups with a "leader" and "tail ender" so all are sussed and so the quicker riders aren't having to regain their mojos after every stop and so the cruisier riders don't feel they need to up their game and potentially coming to grief. :pinch:


We need fine weather so i dont ride like a nana :baby: :(

Mate it's got nothing to do with the weather :killingme

[WickedOne]

Keen as to join you all on those awesome northern roads!!!:headbang:

[aff-man]

so the cruisier riders don't feel they need to up their game and potentially coming to grief. :pinch:



Mate it's got nothing to do with the weather :killingme


hahaha she is heaps faster than most cruisier riders i've seen....

Good that you are bringing your own wheels... Long day for the poor gsx though :ride: :ride:

[Qkchk]

Also we're thinking about having two speed groups with a "leader" and "tail ender" so all are sussed and so the quicker riders aren't having to regain their mojos after every stop and so the cruisier riders don't feel they need to up their game and potentially coming to grief. :pinch:

Sounds like a mean plan, Stan. The quicker buggers can go first to sweep the road of debris and find the cops for us and in exchange the slower group can patch up ya bikes and bodies when we stroll through :moon: :rofl:

[Qkchk]

and so the cruisier riders don't feel they need to up their game and potentially coming to grief. :pinch:
Yeah I guess I can class myself into the 'crusier' :chase: group, will be running in the new wheels on that ride, so no warp speed....

[DMNTD]

Yeah I guess I can class myself into the 'crusier'...

WTF...ya make me feel like a nana :confused: ...hell,that didn't sound right :no:

[jimevo]

My rear tyre hasn't got much tread at all so I am going to have to take it real easy.........

Qkchk, good on ya getting the new toy, is it the limited edition???

[jimevo]

Hey TL Rider mate, it will be good to finally meet you. Looks like you got a new toy as well, there are a few ZX10s around for sure

[DMNTD]

Hey TL Rider mate, it will be good to finally meet you. Looks like you got a new toy as well, there are a few ZX10s around for sure

Hey man...about time ya came on up to sample our goods :blip:
Get yourself a styley new rear tyre too as it's always good to have some piece of mind whilst laying her flat around our twisties...
Yep I've actually thrown a toy into my cot...and she's a lovely gal too!! Trying desperately to find enough coin for a set of Akropovic cans send money now! to top her off but as it comes...more than a little ok for now

[RiderInBlack]

Happy ta play "Piggy in the middle" and wait for tail enders at intersections (then I can pass a few as I work my way back ta the middle and have an excuse fa not being able ta catch the leaders). Being a local I shouldn't get too lost as long as I know were we are heading.

[aff-man]

Tl mate. We doing the same one as we did for the great calliper hunt?? (up to opanoni )sp) and all)??

[Qkchk]

WTF...ya make me feel like a nana :confused: ...hell,that didn't sound right :no:
You and Tiller certainly werent riding like nanas on Friday :nono:

[Qkchk]

Qkchk, good on ya getting the new toy, is it the limited edition???
To righty mate, only the best............... the blue and raven dont quite cut the mustard (excuse the pun...)

[DMNTD]

You and Tiller certainly werent riding like nanas on Friday :nono:

I not know what you mean :innocent: :nya:
LOL...on saturday between Kaikohe and Opo ya could retreaded ya tyre if ya followed my bike!! :shutup: Yet another back tyre down... :bye:

[GIXser]

I not know what you mean :innocent: :nya:
LOL...on saturday between Kaikohe and Opo ya could retreaded ya tyre if ya followed my bike!! :shutup: Yet another back tyre down... :bye:


damn right, half of ya tyre is hanging of my front fairing ya hooligan--:ar15:

JAKE the TL RIDER

[DMNTD]

damn right, half of ya tyre is hanging of my front fairing ya hooligan--:ar15:
JAKE the TL RIDER

Ya lippy egg chucker eh :angry: Cook ya own museli bars from now on!


PS: you reckon you could ride infront of me so I could get some of my treads back?
Just a por Norfland fulla I be :yes: :cold:

[saffa]

Yeah I guess I can class myself into the 'crusier' :chase: group, will be running in the new wheels on that ride, so no warp speed....

Hi guys, I originally said no to Custard when he invited to this ride (sorry mate) for the simple reason I'm a medium pace rider and not fast like some of the maniacs of last time (funny how everyone going faster than u are maniacs and everyone slower than you are nanas) :third:

If you guys have two groups (medium/cruisers and fast/maniacs) I will defiantly be there!!! I'll also be riding solo this time :blip:
I loved the roads up north and can't wait to go again!!! :doobey:

Oh and 7 May works for me

[DMNTD]

If you guys have two groups (medium/cruisers and fast/maniacs) I will defiantly be there!!! I'll also be riding solo this time :blip:
I loved the roads up north and can't wait to go again!!! :doobey:

There appears there will be two groups operating on this ride. Have been chatting with RIB and he's willing to lead the Cruisier Crew which is bloody decent of the man. He also knows all these roads very well so no stresses there.
Just need a tail ender for the Cruiser Crew and then that's that part sorted.

The Quick Crew is pretty much sorted at this stage apart from someone willing to tail end it...a show of hands anyone? :wait:

The ride is for non ego's...just fun. Pillocks not allowed but I've been given a pass for the day :spudbooge

NB: Cruiser Crew= up to licience losing speeds tops and zero stress....
Quick Crew= a tad more,possibly :blip:
Ya get the message.

Also if you haven't registered could you please HERE (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=803) as it'll be easier for those who are organising to sort the Plan

[aff-man]

There appears there will be two groups operating on this ride. Have been chatting with RIB and he's willing to lead the Cruisier Crew which is bloody decent of the man. He also knows all these roads very well so no stresses there.
Just need a tail ender for the Cruiser Crew and then that's that part sorted.

The Quick Crew is pretty much sorted at this stage apart from someone willing to tail end it...a show of hands anyone? :wait:

The ride is for non ego's...just fun. Pillocks not allowed but I've been given a pass for the day :spudbooge

NB: Cruiser Crew= up to licience losing speeds tops and zero stress....
Quick Crew= a tad more,possibly :blip:
Ya get the message.

Also if you haven't registered could you please HERE (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/calendar.php?do=getinfo&e=803) as it'll be easier for those who are organising to sort the Plan

So where do I fit in???:o

Oh and saffa mate where ya been hiding?? I'll most definatley be along on this so it's not all the fast guys

[SwanTiger]

Just need a tail ender for the Cruiser Crew and then that's that part sorted.

This will probably be me by default.

Good idea about having different paces :2thumbsup

[Keystone19]

Cruiser crew for me too if I make it.

[saffa]

So where do I fit in???:o

Oh and saffa mate where ya been hiding?? I'll most definitely be along on this so it's not all the fast guys

aff-man that's not very nice of u calling other people "fat guys" :bash: lol! I've been kept busy with all kinds of boring shit that's why I need to get out on a decent ride, since the toy run I've only been able to get in 1 hour rides at most :wait: and I really need people to show me the roads around my area.

You kept up pretty well with the fast crew last time so you probably belong there but it would be nice chasing you if u stick with the more sane people :dodge:

[Pumba]

Id be keen for this cruiser group. Have to see whats happening a bit closer to the time thou.

[saffa]

Yeah, haven't had my morning beer yet.

Fair enough, it's about time I posted up a ride plan.

Southern Ride

Meeting at Tauriko Servo at 0545, depart at 0600

Matamata at 0620

Morrinsville at 0635

Tahuna at 0650

Ohinewai onramp 0720

Can stop at Bombay Autobarn at 0800 if anyone wants to meet there.

Arrive Westgate at 0830.

I recommend you plan to be at any points 15mins before the posted time as they are only approximate, and if I don't see anyone I won't be stopping.

If anyone wants to meet somewhere else along the route, let me know.

Yo 2Much, I'll see you at Bombay Autobahn :zzzz: and we can prob pick up a few others (like aff-man) in Manukau?

[2much]

Sweet as mate, good to see you'll be coming. Picking up Death at East Tamaki rd onramp, If Aff or anyone wants us to stop at Manakau they're gonna have to let us know.

[aff-man]

Sweet as mate, good to see you'll be coming. Picking up Death at East Tamaki rd onramp, If Aff or anyone wants us to stop at Manakau they're gonna have to let us know.

I can meet death out at the east tamaki one as well if that's easier.

[2much]

Up to you mate, just let me know where you're gonna be and we'll meet you there. :)

[Qkchk]

Good to see that everyone is making the effort to get themselves organised and on the ride! Now it comes down to the bloody weather.......... not goin to get my new babe wet :p

[DMNTD]

.......... not goin to get my new babe wet :p

MATE...too much to say there! :pinch: :corn:

[aff-man]

MATE...too much to say there! :pinch: :corn:

So what you don't answer my questions anymore :zzzz: :zzzz:

[DMNTD]

So what you don't answer my questions anymore :zzzz: :zzzz:

Did I hear something? STOP...if ya got a caliper!!! :dodge:
What's the haps boof head or do I need to read more than one post at a time?
OIC...what group would you be running in? Well I'm guessing if you're having an "on" day you'd be in the quicker group Jono but hey that's only a guess eh...:blah:

[aff-man]

Did I hear something? STOP...if ya got a caliper!!! :dodge:
What's the haps boof head or do I need to read more than one post at a time?
OIC...what group would you be running in? Well I'm guessing if you're having an "on" day you'd be in the quicker group Jono but hey that's only a guess eh...:blah:


you really do think your funny aye hahahahaha.
Schweet as.. well depending on who pitched up for the fast group I'll be your tailend charlie.... unless I'm faster than someone else who goes with us:blah:

and the other question was are we taking the same roads as the calliper hunt?? Cause if so i'll leave the bigger sprocket on cause it'll help in the tighter stuff but if it's more open roads i'll get shat upon.... (don't say it I won't get shat upon anyway)

[DMNTD]

Yeah pretty much the same roads at this stage. Well find out closer to the ride re road works etc as if the Twin Bridges road is cool we'll be throwing that into the mix too...one mint road when it's tidy.
Rest assured,little one,it'll be a mighty good route...now worries there.
BTW...the tail ender needs to stay the tail ender dude...'tis the whole point of there being one. Far less hassle as then we know who to look for therefore less bs'n around and waiting attempting to suss what the haps is...therefore giving us MORE riding time :yeah:

[aff-man]

Yeah pretty much the same roads at this stage. Well find out closer to the ride re road works etc as if the Twin Bridges road is cool we'll be throwing that into the mix too...one mint road when it's tidy.
Rest assured,little one,it'll be a mighty good route...now worries there.
BTW...the tail ender needs to stay the tail ender dude...'tis the whole point of there being one. Far less hassle as then we know who to look for therefore less bs'n around and waiting attempting to suss what the haps is...therefore giving us MORE riding time :yeah:


True dat. Well then I won't volunteer cause I don't know what sort of mood I will be in. If I forget to take my meds i'll be going hard (well as hard as a itty bitty 600 can go with me riding it hahaha)
Where is twin bridges?? Don't think i've ever done that?

[jimevo]

Yeah pretty much the same roads at this stage. Well find out closer to the ride re road works etc as if the Twin Bridges road is cool we'll be throwing that into the mix too...one mint road when it's tidy.
Rest assured,little one,it'll be a mighty good route...now worries there.
BTW...the tail ender needs to stay the tail ender dude...'tis the whole point of there being one. Far less hassle as then we know who to look for therefore less bs'n around and waiting attempting to suss what the haps is...therefore giving us MORE riding time :yeah:


TL mate, I reckon it will be ideal for me to be the tailender for the faster group since I am still undecided whether to have my rear tyre replaced. It's currently got about 10-15% tread so I wouldn't wanna push too hard. It's also quite good to check out the Northland scenery.

[justsomeguy]

you really do think your funny aye hahahahaha.
Schweet as.. well depending on who pitched up for the fast group I'll be your tailend charlie.... unless I'm faster than someone else who goes with us:blah:

and the other question was are we taking the same roads as the calliper hunt?? Cause if so i'll leave the bigger sprocket on cause it'll help in the tighter stuff but if it's more open roads i'll get shat upon.... (don't say it I won't get shat upon anyway)

Leave the bigger sprocket on. The twisties will easily exceed the number of straight bits.

[GIXser]

New name for TL and the gang---up there in the far north --

"Once were TLriders" starring "Chris the Mus"

"

[2much]

Stand by for the sequel: What becomes of the broken custard?:rofl:

[Kornholio]

Stand by for the sequel: What becomes of the broken custard?:rofl:You cunt :P

And on the bonus CD 'Fork oil keeps squirting out my seals....'

[DMNTD]

New name for TL and the gang---up there in the far north --
"Once were TLriders" starring "Chris the Mus"
"

:rofl: :rofl: ya twat!!! I dunno....ya peroxide is showing ya big poof!
Oh yeah....scored a new back tyre today so you should be able to "retread" behind me...if ya can get close enough...this time :Pokey: :kick: :corn:

[GIXser]

:rofl: :rofl: ya twat!!! I dunno....ya peroxide is showing ya big poof!
Oh yeah....scored a new back tyre today so you should be able to "retread" behind me...if ya can get close enough...this time :Pokey: :kick: :corn:

ya forgot to mention "me foundation" a bloke's gotta look his best you know--:blip:
firken sticking a 180 on the back so i can keep up,:scooter: allthough on the roads down here it may be a different tale ya know, i guess we'll find out when ya come down next,, when are ya coming anyways???? "HEKE":

ps was ya tyre that poked that ya had to replace it-allready- or are ya just spending the profits of the new harvest!!!:doobey: :yes: :blip:

[Bleck K6]

TL mate, I reckon it will be ideal for me to be the tailender for the faster group since I am still undecided whether to have my rear tyre replaced. It's currently got about 10-15% tread so I wouldn't wanna push too hard. It's also quite good to check out the Northland scenery.
What tyre you running? I would try to get another tyre for this ride If I was you, I dont think a sport tyre with only that much tread will last this ride.
From Aucks you will probably be riding about 600-800kms on the day.

[jimevo]

What tyre you running? I would try to get another tyre for this ride If I was you, I dont think a sport tyre with only that much tread will last this ride.
From Aucks you will probably be riding about 600-800kms on the day.

Thanks for the feedback......I have had Diablo Corsa since new and it's lasted 7000km. After having a brief discussion with TL Rider, I am more convinced to get myself a new rear tyre. Better safe than sorry.......

[aff-man]

Thanks for the feedback......I have had Diablo Corsa since new and it's lasted 7000km. After having a brief discussion with TL Rider, I am more convinced to get myself a new rear tyre. Better safe than sorry.......

yeh riding on near dead tyres (especially race ones ) can get a bit ... interesting. Especially if there is a wet patch here or there.

how do those corsa's stack up in the wet after a few thousand km?? I got about 6500 out of my racetech front and about 3500 out of the rear and they still gripped ok in the dry but got a bit loose in the wet near the end.

[Qkchk]

New name for TL and the gang---up there in the far north --

"Once were TLriders" starring "Chris the Mus"

"
Hahahahahahaha :rofl: What becomes of the broken Custard? A grumpy wife.................... ;)

[Qkchk]

yeh riding on near dead tyres (especially race ones ) can get a bit ... interesting. Especially if there is a wet patch here or there.


The fact that if we go through the Waipoura Forest, it can get extremely slippery and damp on the best days so I would STRONGLY suggest tyre replacement unless you wanna do some tank-slapping.

[Kornholio]

Thanks for the feedback......I have had Diablo Corsa since new and it's lasted 7000km. After having a brief discussion with TL Rider, I am more convinced to get myself a new rear tyre. Better safe than sorry.......

Jeepers how do ya get that mileage? I can only get 4000 out of a Diablo :scratch:

[jimevo]

yeh riding on near dead tyres (especially race ones ) can get a bit ... interesting. Especially if there is a wet patch here or there.

how do those corsa's stack up in the wet after a few thousand km?? I got about 6500 out of my racetech front and about 3500 out of the rear and they still gripped ok in the dry but got a bit loose in the wet near the end.

Corsa doesn't like the wet that much I reckon, I have to keep the throttle action real smooth going into the twisties. I have had bit of mini power slides lately on the dry days, kinda exciting...... if you know what I mean :blip:

[jimevo]

Jeepers how do ya get that mileage? I can only get 4000 out of a Diablo :scratch:

One golden rule that I have is to warm up the tyres for the first 10 km or so......that means NO hard accelerating on the straights at all. Try to keep the throttle even and roll on and off gently, even when travelling at some serious speed. I am really happy with the "longevity as pect" given the shops are wanting $600 for a set of new Diablo Corsas these days.

[DMNTD]

Geeez Jim ya doing bloody well there mate!! :gob:
2480kms in 19 days = one rear tyre shot for me!! :shutup:
At this rate I might need to get a job soon! :sick: :wait:

[nodrog]

Geeez Jim ya doing bloody well there mate!! :gob:
2480kms in 19 days = one rear tyre shot for me!! :shutup:
At this rate I might need to get a job soon! :sick: :wait:

:Oi: you cant go getting a job! who will email me dodgy pictures at work?

[Lazy7]

:rofl: :rofl: ya twat!!! I dunno....ya peroxide is showing ya big poof!
Oh yeah....scored a new back tyre today so you should be able to "retread" behind me...if ya can get close enough...this time :Pokey: :kick: :corn:


you need a new rear already?? - wow, somebodies been doin some serious riding! :rockon:

did somebody say two groups for this?

cause if there is - i would quite like to be in the group without the helicopter escort :scooter:

hehe

[wraith]

Geeez Jim ya doing bloody well there mate!! :gob:
2480kms in 19 days = one rear tyre shot for me!! :shutup:
At this rate I might need to get a job soon! :sick: :wait:

after missing out on the last ride north i'm sure lookin forward to this one.
2480 kms, :gob: you must be pushin... is there a novice group for this ride that does'nt hit warp speed..?:innocent:

[Qkchk]

you need a new rear already?? - wow, somebodies been doin some serious riding! :rockon:

did somebody say two groups for this?

cause if there is - i would quite like to be in the group without the helicopter escort :scooter:

hehe
Yep sure is gonna be 2 groups -warp speed and 'running in new bike' speed ;)

Me and Custard will be out for a cruz that day, I dont fancy losing my license :rofl: but thats only IF they get ya, aye TLRider............ ;)

[DMNTD]

...I dont fancy losing my license :rofl: but thats only IF they get ya, aye TLRider.... ;)
I know not what you may be referring too ya Lemon Tart! :innocent:
Oh and ya left someone elses name off that I noticed too....:blip:




after missing out on the last ride north i'm sure lookin forward to this one.
2480 kms, :gob: you must be pushin... is there a novice group for this ride that does'nt hit warp speed..?:innocent:
LOL....the tyre my bike came with was a soft compound Neil :innocent:
Mate....we nana along up these here ways sir!!:blip:

[wraith]

[QUOTE=TL Rider]I know not what you may be referring too ya Lemon Tart! :innocent:
Oh and ya left someone elses name off that I noticed too....:blip:




[B]LOL....the tyre my bike came with was a soft compound Neil :innocent:
Mate....we nana along up these here ways sir!!:blip:

yes right. i believe you.:innocent: must have been a really ,really, really soft compound if you were only "nannering" along.lol...:scooter:

[DMNTD]

...yes right. i believe you.:innocent: must have been a really ,really, really soft compound if you were only "nannering" along.lol...:scooter:
Ahhhhh....good man,now ya catching on! :blip:
Bling for you!

[Qkkid]

[QUOTE=TL Rider][B]
yes right. i believe you.:innocent: must have been a really ,really, really soft compound if you were only "nannering" along.lol...:scooter:
:rofl: :whocares: :wari:
BUT CAN I HAVE SOME GREEN BLING ANYWAY:yes:

[Qkkid]

:nono: Who gives a shit about ya tyre :wait: when you look like this :shutup:: :bye:
This is the critter your going to ride with up north the one and only TLRIDER:wait:

[boomer]

far too much gey man love in this thread.

[Kornholio]

far too much gey man love in this thread.

Too much for you?? :gob:

[2much]

far too much gey man love in this thread.

Starting to get a bit too excited Boomer?

[Qkchk]

Shit TL, I didnt know KISS were recruiting! Ya might have to borrow the misses make-up to get back on stage tho..............

What with the nipple thing? Trying to convince Dover to come up? :nya:

[Lazy7]

i have a funny feeling this is going to be a BIG weekend :rockon:

[Qkchk]

For those attending this ride please read:

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=28220

A gold coin donation will be asked from you to go to SpankMe for his endless hard work on the forum......... if ya afford to come riding, then this wont be a problem! Thanks. :yes:

[Unit]

:nono: Who gives a shit about ya tyre :wait: when you look like this :shutup:: :bye:
This is the critter your going to ride with up north the one and only TLRIDER:wait:
Im taking donations for the make-up so he can audition for the band, maybe that will pay for the back tyres. Gotta give it this much, living with TL Rider sure is a blast:msn-wink:
Looking forward to the ride Custard/Qkchk, thanks for organising it. Once the route is firmed up I will do the maps to hand out so if anyone does go astray they will at least have something to refer to. The organisation going into this is orsome, good on you guys:mobile:

[Qkchk]

Im taking donations for the make-up so he can audition for the band, maybe that will pay for the back tyres. Gotta give it this much, living with TL Rider sure is a blast:msn-wink:
Looking forward to the ride Custard/Qkchk, thanks for organising it. Once the route is firmed up I will do the maps to hand out so if anyone does go astray they will at least have something to refer to. The organisation going into this is orsome, good on you guys:mobile:
Hey we cant forget about the Norfland Crew and their hospitality while riding/staying............ :2thumbsup

[DMNTD]

Hey we cant forget about the Norfland Crew and their hospitality while riding/staying............ :2thumbsup

She's all good ya Lemon Tart but hey a bourbon per head per night works for me too... :drinkup:

[Qkchk]

She's all good ya Lemon Tart but hey a bourbon per head per night works for me too... :drinkup:


Hey, what goes around comes around. Barney needs a new flatmate in his Doghouse.........

[Antallica]

Shit this is going to be a big turnout. Thanks to whoever signed me up :niceone:

Bandit will be back on the road on the 5th :headbang:

[Kittyhawk]

Heya everyone, count me in, it's been a while since I've done a ride :oi-grr: TL you gota be xtra nice to me!! Hehe.
Should be a good ride looking forward to it and :drinkup: somewhere hopefully!!

[Qkchk]

Heya everyone, count me in, it's been a while since I've done a ride :oi-grr: TL you gota be xtra nice to me!! Hehe.
Should be a good ride looking forward to it and :drinkup: somewhere hopefully!!
The more lady riders the better! Just watch that TLRider he's a bit :shifty:

[N4CR]

Okay I won't be able to do this one so take me off the list. Have fun you lot. And remember this rule, especially TL rider:

1. At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.

And don't forget to tootel him with vigor! :laugh:

[Rossi Gal]

hey Qkchk, dead keen to join ya all up north. if i can get outta ma mums bday ill be there with bells on (as the saying goes). havent been up on those roads in few years. :)

[aff-man]

hey Qkchk, dead keen to join ya all up north. if i can get outta ma mums bday ill be there with bells on (as the saying goes). havent been up on those roads in few years. :)

I'll sweet talk her for ya if you want<_< <_< :msn-wink:

N4CR... your soft just admit it. This is the second ride in a row you've piked on.

[Rossi Gal]

[QUOTE=aff-man]I'll sweet talk her for ya if you want<_< <_< :msn-wink:
QUOTE]

haha thanks heaps, and um, good luck :msn-wink:

[Kornholio]

N4CR... your soft just admit it. This is the second ride in a row you've piked on.

:Pokey:





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[Kittyhawk]

The more lady riders the better! Just watch that TLRider he's a bit :shifty:

Yeah we'll keep TLRider under control, or at least try to :mega: Can't tame that new bike of his though :bleh:

[SkOrM]

I take it i wont be allowed to ride with you guys right?, hence the
small capacity FXR

[SwanTiger]

Okay I won't be able to do this one so take me off the list.

:mega: Yet another Norfland ride you've piked out on !! :oi-grr:

:bleh:

[N4CR]

:mega: Yet another Norfland ride you've piked out on !! :oi-grr:

:bleh:

Yeap, this time I'm soft and slow, and having slight problem getting fuel money as I don't have a student loan and no student allowance and no job. Money income = 0. Also my engine seals are leaking, especially with rides like this... you saw it last time.
But yeah
my main excuse is that i'm soft and slow.. just leave it at that. THe bike can probably make it.

N4CR... your soft just admit it. This is the second ride in a row you've piked on.

I am very soft, and I'm very slow. Remember the title: ALL TALK AND NO RIDE. :killingme

[saffa]

Stevem nice to see you've decided to join us!:woohoo:
Now I just hope the weather will be excellent on the day! :cold:

[Qkchk]

hey Qkchk, dead keen to join ya all up north. if i can get outta ma mums bday ill be there with bells on (as the saying goes). havent been up on those roads in few years. :)
We need more ladies to up-stage the blokes! Hopefully see ya there :chase:

[Qkchk]

Yeah we'll keep TLRider under control, or at least try to :mega: Can't tame that new bike of his though :bleh:
Dont ever blame the bike.................

[Qkchk]

Yeah baby 1000th post! :wari:

[GIXser]

Holy Fuck Batman-- the whole world is going on this ride--- i hope ya got enough beds Robin" eeerrrrr,,,, i mean TL!!!

[Rossi Gal]

We need more ladies to up-stage the blokes! Hopefully see ya there :chase:

fingers crossed i can make it..yup try my best for ya to help up-stage those boys lol

[vixter]

fingers crossed i can make it..yup try my best for ya to help up-stage those boys lol


yeah we up for that weekend just need tl rider to stand at every stop sign so i actually know when to stop!!!