Pissed Penguin Run & Rally, 15 September 2007

[scumdog]

Wow these chch people are top notch. I withdraw all previous comments I have made about them. I'm in love.:jerry: :love: :love:

[T.W.R]

Wow these chch people are top notch. I withdraw all previous comments I have made about them. I'm in love.:jerry: :love: :love:

geez they took there time getting there :rolleyes: saw them sneak through this morning, though an hour or so later I saw a KBer heading North on a GS1200ss wasn't Silage either but it was sporting the KB sticker.

[laRIKin]

Wow these chch people are top notch. I withdraw all previous comments I have made about them. I'm in love.:jerry: :love: :love:

Mummy this man is making me scared.

[scumdog]

Mummy this man is making me scared.

How scared do you think I am?

[laRIKin]

How scared do you think I am?

Well by looking at the symbol next to your name.
Quite a bit. In to being a scared little girl:shit:
Trust me, you haven't got the legs for it.:bleh:

[scumdog]

Well by looking at the symbol next to your name.
Quite a bit. In to being a scared little girl:shit:
Trust me, you haven't got the legs for it.:bleh:

I dunno... last count there were 20 legs here, legs for all occassions

[Virago]

Well, last minute bloody decision as always - Mutley and I are gonna come down for the day. We'll try to catch up with you all at Scummy's.

Mutley is in the kitchen now, doing a bit of baking. NH will be happy...

[scumdog]

We is all a bit pissed, can y'all get your shit togethrer???




Like y'all know WHAT WE'RE saying///'.........................

[idb]

geez they took there time getting there :rolleyes: saw them sneak through this morning, though an hour or so later I saw a KBer heading North on a GS1200ss wasn't Silage either but it was sporting the KB sticker.

Were there inappropriate passing manoeuvres??
I know how sensitive you Cantabrians are to misuse of your roads.

[T.W.R]

Were there inappropriate passing manoeuvres??
I know how sensitive you Cantabrians are to misuse of your roads.

WTF?? :wacko:

[Ms Piggy]

I got a text from my sister to say she was heading down there - lucky cow!!

Hope you have fun and look out for Lulu! :apint:

[Xaria]

Had a lot of fun at the PP. Good to put faces to names. Had fun in the sun in the Southern Riviera, and it was great to wake to the sound of the sea.

Big thanks to ScumDog & Chrissie for the hospitality on the way down.

Also thanks to our caterers Mutley and Virago. The B&E pie was great and NH is still talking about the bikkies and coffee. Sorry we didn't go for a ride but it was fun talking in the sun - but I seem a bit pink today :)

So the gear is all put away, and I have started making lists of what to take next time :)

[NighthawkNZ]

Had a lot of fun at the PP. Good to put faces to names. Had fun in the sun in the Southern Riviera, and it was great to wake to the sound of the sea.

Big thanks to ScumDog & Chrissie for the hospitality on the way down.

Also thanks to our caterers Mutley and Virago. The B&E pie was great and NH is still talking about the bikkies and coffee. Sorry we didn't go for a ride but it was fun talking in the sun - but I seem a bit pink today :)

So the gear is all put away, and I have started making lists of what to take next time :)

what she said... :stupid:











:doh: :slap:



P.S a couple of photos soon...

[scumdog]

Well, what a wekend!!

First the Canterbury rabble arrive at Chez Scumdog from all directions and promptly trash my otherwise glowing reputation for 'sensible' posts on KB:shutup:

The we all sat around and downed a days national production of alcamahol ex Mexico and sorted a shitload of the worlds problems, luckily idb arrive relatively late and being more soberer than some here :innocent: was sent to local 7-11 to aquire more alcamahol to keep things going.

Much hilarity was had by all (a lot at my expense I might add!) and eventually we lurched off to our respective beds.

Next day started with me waking beside CB with my t-shirt and one sock still on and my sneakers beside the bed still done up.

But the day just got better - brilliant sunshine as befitting the Riviera of the Souths reputation.

Everybody got up, had some brekky and re-packed bikes in a stately manner and some headed off to the deep south to catch up with Rashikas auntie and return via the Catlins Coastal Route.

The rest headed to the PP site and set up the nucleus of Camp KB (Camp runnamuck more like it I'd say) where I found the tent I'd packed was one CB & I had never seen before! Luckily it was all there even if a tad less palatial than the usual portable Chez Scumdog. (We think it MAY actually belong to CBs younger son)

After catching up with people nice to see Sword (who was hurt in an off caused by an ignorant car-driver last PP) back on the bike we all headed off on the organised ride, mighty impresive bikes left Kaka Point for the first stop at Garvan for a beer/wine whatever and some BBQ tucker (best meat patties I've ever had) .

Nuff for now, more later.

[mbazza]

Had a lot of fun at the PP. Good to put faces to names. Had fun in the sun in the Southern Riviera, and it was great to wake to the sound of the sea.

Big thanks to ScumDog & Chrissie for the hospitality on the way down.

Also thanks to our caterers Mutley and Virago. The B&E pie was great and NH is still talking about the bikkies and coffee. Sorry we didn't go for a ride but it was fun talking in the sun - but I seem a bit pink today :)

So the gear is all put away, and I have started making lists of what to take next time :)


The evidence is below VTR carries Xaria south!:yawn:
Great to meet you, hope you had a good ride home. Cheers.

[Lil_Byte]

Finally arived home after a great weekend at the PP.
Great to meet a few more of the KBers. The main problem with the rally is it is only an houor from home so as soon as we off loaded the gear at home we were away for the rest of the day.

Will be back next year with bells on. Thanks to the organisers for a great weekend :scooter:

[Daffyd]

I can only reiterate the words of the others at the PP. It was great to catch up with those I had met before and to meet some whom I had not met before.
Great social ride yesterday. The Garvan sure serves up a mean feed!

[far queue]

Awesome weather, Awesome Southern hospitality (thanks SD and CB), Awesome people, Awesome ride ... yeah my weekend was OK :D Best weekend I've had in ages, I look forward to a repeat next year.

Pics later, right now I'm off to murder a pizza and a beer or 2 :devil2:

[dangerous]

Good shit people, good shit...



Hey so, how come when new members are intrduced to me they just stair with ther gob down round their ancles and say "really"

So... who did I meet for the first time? that bald fella that was in the hamic, and several chook chaser riders?
Awesome KB turn out huh, reckon we had the bigest club turn out by a long shot. :apint:

[Rashika]

yeah so gotta agree with the rest, bloody good weekend folks!
My auntie Clair had a grand old time and maybe soon she will take the plunge and actually POST on KB! But until that time I will just have to rark her up about it instead. Some pics will follow at some point when i can be arsed downloading them... At least i dont have 250, unlike some guzzi riding turkey farmer I know :lol:

[scumdog]

This is the 'more later'

So after leaving Garvan (and after seeing xknuts blasting past in the Custard Square) we all cruised (except for the retard on the motard who overtook in real dumb-arsed locations) along SH1 to Crichton and then along Lakeside Road to Kai, by now the temparature must have been in the high teens .

Stopped there for another chin-wag'n'drink then of back through the Riviera of the South to the Rosie and then out via Kakapuaka where I managed to get the traffic lights right and didn't have to stop and on down to K.P for some fish'nichips, a red wine and on to the PP rally site - and holey-schamoley, where the hell did al those tents come from - and where was ours????

Biggest crowd ever at the PP so far - and a few with sun-burnt faces eh Xaria?

After forcing down some essential alcamahol we toddled off to the marquee for more and to listen to Shotgun, a real ripping band.

Got to see Ghost Bullet do some form of Guzzi two-step which culminates in lying on the ground saying 'wotappend'????

And Cb taking pics for her collection of mens butts and mens nipples?? (WTF is she thinking??)

And Hellboy suffering a total loss of speech - and co-ordination

And Dangerous held out to after midnight and risked being turned into a punpkin

And...well, ya get the picture things were getting a tad untidy.

I headed off after 2:30am and fell asleep after Shotgun finished at 3am, man those waves sounded loud all of a sudden.

Next morning at sparrow-fart people started emerging from cacoons of various colours and stood around - some looked like it was a bit of an ask to get their eyes to function.

For some reason evertbody stood around drinking coffee, yarning, slowly packing but the usual hectic packing and mass exodus did not happen, after the sun came out from behind the clouds over the sea paople got moving and more packing happened and by the time CB and I left at about 9:45 there was only about half the crowd there.


Washed the Tequila Sunrise (it was covered in salt spray after being parked on front of the KP jar-shop) and watched bikes of all sorts stream past, magic!

Top weekend, top weather, top company and top guests @ Chez Scumdog.

Roll on the Magpie Madness!!

[Ghost_Bullet]

At least i dont have 250, unlike some guzzi riding turkey farmer I know :lol:

WORNG, I GOT 252, and damng it, there is some shite in need of filtration.:rolleyes:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Nothin much to be said from me apart from, awesome... !!!!:sleep:

And maybe be some shots added tonite

[scumdog]

I got a text from my sister to say she was heading down there - lucky cow!!

Hope you have fun and look out for Lulu! :apint:

Met Lulu, she rushed over and I got a big friendly hug from her - and sheesh, she's not to bad with the vocals eh??

[woodybee]

Hey Dudes and Dudess's,

Had a shyte ride down in the dark and rain, but was cheered up and fed a fab soup, so felt fine then. Ta for idb to show me the way there, god I'm crap I would get lost walking home sometimes I swear.

Ka Ka point continues to be a very favourite place of mine in NZ, the coast to greet my weary eyes this morning was stunning, once I was able to focus.!!:eek: Finally fell out of my tent at about 1030, and by the time the tent was packed it was 1200! Made a couple of new mates, Tony and Michael who dragged me to the Ka Ka pub, they drank beer, I couldnt stand the smell of it, so drank a nice cuppa and we had scones with raspberry jam and cream, very civalised.

A german guy came in the pub and the landlord owns a german dog (4get the make), but the dude started to tell the mutt to sit and lie down in german, and frig me, it understood him and did just that very bizzare :laugh:

Sorry if I woke some of you up with a drunken rendition to Kenny Rogers, The Gambler, at 5am!! I must learn the words to that, one day, seem to have this urge to sing out loud on the way back to the tent nowadays:blink:

Tried to pole dance, last night but some chick wouldn't:nono: let me as she said the tent would come down, (yeah don't think so), but did a mini pole dance anyway.

The jeans are in the wash, as the front of them are covered in mud, when i body boarded the grass after "Guns, sweet child", will I never grow up?:baby:

All in all, a fab fun time was had, the contained lit area with the fires are always a great way to keep everyone sociable.

So thanks to the organisers, a wonderful job was done, guys and girls.

Had a mare of a ride home, though, bike felt heavy, my arms nearly dropped off, I nearly forgot to put my feet down when I stopped:shit: it took forever to get home, must endeavour to not drink so much grog, or slow down, think I could handle the ride home better, me thinks.

Fab 2 cu all again, and my god Dangerous, well done you for staying up so late, even if you were getting chased round by me to get you to stay:clap:

Right thats all for now folks, really am totally knackered, still unpacking, and my bed and fluffy quilt is beckoning me to jump in and get some zzzzz's
roll on the next one

And to scummy and chris, you are the hosts with the most, ta very much:2thumbsup

[Jantar]

Some of us took the opportunity to try out some different roads to get there. I arranged to meet with Old Rider and a few of the Canty riders at Dansys Pub for a pie and a pint at lunch time on friday. I left home a little earlier than needed as I wanted to try out a potential shortcut in the Naseby area. As a result I arrived at the pub about 40 minutes early, so I just headed on up to the top of Danseys Pass to wait.

I no sooner got there when it started to rain, and as I waited the rain just got heavier and colder. After 10 minutes or so I figured I'd head back down to lower altitudes where it was a bit warmer. However about 2 kms down from the top the rain stopped so I pulled up and looked back in time to see a headlight appear at the top of the pass. I waited and it wasn't long before Old Rider pulled up alongside. We both carried on to Danseys Pub to wait, and the rest arrived about 10 minutes later.

After a tasy lunch, OldRider left us to go via Hyde while an intrepid group of 5 went via Ranfurly and Paerau to the Old Dunstan Trail. It was raining as we approached the trail and although I have been over here many times in the dry, it was my first time so early in the season, and my first wet crossing on a clay surface. Things did not look good when TMG had a little lay down at the first gate, and he at least had semi dirt tyres. I had the road version of pirelli Scorpions, so I knew straight off that I could be in for a tough ride with not too much grip. As it turned out i needn't have worried, my tyres had absolutely no grip on that surface and were simply sliding all over the place. The others very kindly held back to help pick my bike up, but I just had to disappoint hem and stay upright all the way.

On the downhill section to Rocklands Station we found that the farmer had very considerately stopped any trafic coming towards us by still having the gate locked. It was supposed to have been opened on 1st September, but now we had a problem. It was a long way back and we didn't bring any bolt cutters with us. Fortunately after a bit of looking we found an alternate route which got us back on track. and up to Clarkes junction. (some-one else can tell the story of the magpie)

From there we took the Lee flat road to Mahinerangi and on to Ruralman's.

[Ghost_Bullet]

QUite a nice wee site.

[dangerous]

Met Lulu, she rushed over and I got a big friendly hug from her - and sheesh, she's not to bad with the vocals eh??

FARK.... she wasnt the lead singer was she :2thumbsup

[timg]

Things did not look good when TMG had a little lay down at the first gate,

Tell tale tit! :) but yes it was an awesome ride thanks Jantar. We really enjoyed 'Jantar's Journey's' followed by the hospitality of Ruralman and Princess Fiona. Home via Danseys and Hakataramea Valley was all good going apart from a couple of dopey cage drivers. An awesome weekend in every way. Cheers.

[NighthawkNZ]

FARK.... she wasnt the lead singer was she :2thumbsup

luky bar stewart.... :baby:

[timg]

Jantar & XF650 on the Dunstan Trail

[Ms Piggy]

Met Lulu, she rushed over and I got a big friendly hug from her - and sheesh, she's not to bad with the vocals eh??

Good stuff. Yep she's got a voice on her alright!

Hey Dangerous - she's not the one in the pics taken by Nighthawk though.

[nigelp]

Jantar & XF650 on the Dunstan Trail

Wheres the pic of your bike taking a rest on the ground Tim?:Oops:

[NighthawkNZ]

Scumdog unmasked
Camp KB
The Nuggets
Shreks camp... made tuff down here.
De-ancing in the south ??
the trouble crew

[NighthawkNZ]

Radio Active Ice cubes
Ghost Bullet while he can still stand

[botb]

WOW guys looks like you all had a great weekend and glad you all did managed to catch up with a few of you awesome awesome awesome :2thumbsup

[_Shrek_]

up at 5 :woohoo: let the fun begin pack bike :hug: the Princess gone by 6 down to Ashvagus for breaky, 8:45 meet up with XL650, Timg & Ronnie we're off down to Waimate over Dyers pass onto the hakataramae down to Kurow for fuel "your're Late" is the 1st thing the lady at the caltex said, Oldrider left 10min ago :Oops: must have been the coffee stop at Waimate :devil2: Timg's fault
anyway onto Danseys pass it was :dodge: the cages & the dust
I was making up time & having a bit of fun doing it when i had one of those O :shit: moments as you do from time to time
made it to the pub "but it felt like the bike was riding a bit taller" :whistle:
1"ish meet up with Oldrider, Jantar & another guy heading to the PP
after a pint we headded sth as Jantar has said
got to Rualmans about 5:30 had the intro's then sorted out the sleeping Jantar & me were put in the sleep out had to do with heavy breathing :innocent: the rest at the house in various places a few beers followed after the unpacking then a dinner of roast wild pork, spuds etc :drool:
we commented to the princess that she was a good cook & she pointed out the she was not the kitchen BITCH he was, of course we stood by him :rofl:
after dinner a few more beers a bit of port it was bed time end of 1st day 687ks ....

[JimO]

Scumdog unmasked

aaaaaaaa my eyes put the mask back on

[oldrider]

Did KB venture riders get it wrong, or was it the farmer?

You be the judge!

:Oops:

All those road notices over there read the same date! :yes:

Who were naughty boys then! :eek: John.

[Ghost_Bullet]

We did a cook out....Dont look like he could get a good feed.... even from a can!!!!:gob:

<a href="http://rides.webshots.com/photo/2688411370100338616CDabhn"><img src="http://thumb16.webshots.net/t/60/460/4/11/37/2688411370100338616CDabhn_th.jpg" alt="Yummy, time for a cook-out!!!"></a> <a href="http://rides.webshots.com/photo/2355106340100338616AFEXEA"><img src="http://thumb16.webshots.net/t/50/550/1/6/34/2355106340100338616AFEXEA_th.jpg" alt="Deffinatly gotta learn to cook the can rite!!!!!"></a>

[timg]

Wheres the pic of your bike taking a rest on the ground Tim?:Oops:

Nah, TransAlper wasnt there. & if there aint a photo it doesnt count :whistle:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Thanks botb and crew for a great Gig!!! :niceone:
<a href="http://rides.webshots.com/photo/2217167250100338616RzZQla"><img src="http://inlinethumb17.webshots.com/18640/2217167250100338616S500x500Q85.jpg" alt="BOTB"></a>

[Rashika]

some piccies...

pic 1: kbers round the campfire... errrrr computer, I mean what else would you do down there in the far south?

pic 2: guzzi i the mist

pic 3&4: are the iti riders lost or sumfink? they seem to be on the wrong bikes...

pic5: its not meant to be the magpie madness rally Dangerous, it was the penguin, tho I'm glad he didn't go hunting for one of those to take out

pic 6: the bikers looking for the trees in the forest, I forgot to say they have been down a fair while now, and they probably wont get lost amongst them

[Rashika]

and some bikes I liked...
pic 1: ER6

pic 2: nicely painted trike

pic 3: OMG someone has finally custom painted a GSXR, even if that was it... kinda cool

pic 4: Virago with a view

pic 5: a virago with an even better view

pic 6: now THERES the damn penguin!

[dangerous]

Friday slept in, had a root, shower, packed up, took a dump, and buggered of south with Rashika and Hellboy. Landed at scumdogs and was feed some rather nice homemade veg soup. Waited for the rest to arrive had a few beers etc, posted some shit in SD's profile then hit the sack.

Saturday slept in, had a root, shower, packed up, took a dump, and buggered of south with Rashika, MrS, Ghost Bullet and Hellboy. Well actualy between the dump and heading south IDB and myself swaped bikes and I took the 888 for a spin. Took the Clinton to Mataura rd, man the country down there is lovely the hills roll on and on, the sheep are fat wee fuckers and the paddocks look in better condition than a Fendolton front lawn, however the locals fly a little lower than I like, a farking Magpie wiped my fairing blade, mirror and me out, but man the prick of a thing shat its self secons before impact... all over the front of the bike and all over me.
Meet up with Clairsky and started the Catlins ride.

Man the Catlins are impressive, checked out the million plus old prehistoric forest out and a wicked beach in the middle of nowhere.
Arrived at the rally set up tent etc then hit shanks pony down to the pub for a feed.
The night went as all rally nights do all good shit and good company, altho Hellboy was getting rather untidy and GB was fast on his tail.

Sunday slept in, had a root, no shower, packed up, took a dump, and buggered of north with Rashika, Farque, GB, MrS and Hellboy. Great weather and awesome riding to Oamaru (hey 98tls was that you that buzzed us?) its all rather blah from there as we all know the canty plains are SOOOOO straight and riddled with coppers. stoped of at the checkered flag pub/cafe a bikers place in Rangitata. Got home had the shower I missed in the morning and quite conventantly retired for the evening.

ps: the mirror is repairable, the fairing blade $300+ and the shit 2hrs of scrubing.

[Rashika]

pic 1: the view they were looking at

and finally camp kb...

[timg]

Did KB venture riders get it wrong, or was it the farmer?

You be the judge!

:Oops:

All those road notices over there read the same date! :yes:

Who were naughty boys then! :eek: John.

Signs? Wot signs? Didn't see no signs! :shutup:

But it was an awesome ride :innocent:

[dangerous]

The petrifed forest was weird, the pimples you see in the pics are the stumps and the logs are obvious, they still look like wood but feel and sound like coal.

1) the chook chaser KBer's
2) us

[Ghost_Bullet]

What a ripper of a weekend, thanks to the big S-Dog and co for the bed, and the KB company for the company :niceone:

I have just this minute fisinshed sorting out some of the snaps.... and edting etc for me webby shotty page.

<a href="http://rides.webshots.com/photo/2739335380100338616YtjzoU"><img src="http://inlinethumb43.webshots.com/18538/2739335380100338616S425x425Q85.jpg" alt="The Penguin"></a>

Dont be thinkin there is any arse in there either... lol

[phaedrus]

well, most of my photos turned out blurrier than my memories.

here are some of the good ones

[phaedrus]

more photos

[Ghost_Bullet]

Ok and for the ass''s, Which I think I might have been the biggest of them all in doing this one:bleh:.
Anyways this is a competition.. mainly because I have no idea whom most of these back bottoms are...:blank: :cool:

[Ghost_Bullet]

And a couple more????? (some may be double ups, or twins???) (and there were many more, way to fuzzy to view)

[NighthawkNZ]

Ok and for the ass''s, Which I think I might have been the biggest of them all in doing this one:bleh:.
Anyways this is a competition.. mainly because I have no idea whom most of these back bottoms are...:blank: :cool:

the bum shots are... in random order (hmmm oxymoron)

Rachel Hunters, Ellie Mcpherson, Christie Brinkley, Cindy Crawford, Kate Moss, Claudia Schiffer, Christy Turlington...

however there is also a couple I don't think make the grade

[Bren]

the bum shots are... in random order (hmmm oxymoron)

Rachel Hunters, Ellie Mcpherson, Christie Brinkley, Cindy Crawford, Kate Moss, Claudia Schiffer, Christy Turlington...




really?????...i guess dreams are free

[Ghost_Bullet]

the bum shots are... in random order (hmmm oxymoron)

Rachel Hunters, Ellie Mcpherson, Christie Brinkley, Cindy Crawford, Kate Moss, Claudia Schiffer, Christy Turlington...

however there is also a couple I don't think make the grade


Damn it, you are Guuurd :not:... those bums gotta be flattered :rolleyes:

[dangerous]

Damn it, you are Guuurd :not:... those bums gotta be flattered :rolleyes:

lol... the thing with the arse shots is only those that were there will know what it was all about... GB, you were one munted unit :Punk:

[Ghost_Bullet]

lol... the thing with the arse shots is only those that were there will know what it was all about... GB, you were one munted unit :Punk:

Ok ok... hint for me... River Rally and any and all others. "Go soft" :wacko:

And darn it, Last weekedn of Nov' is all written off for me. No magpie or Burt decision to be made. Only Auck'ers for the Timberlake concert...

[98tls]

[QUOTE=dangerous;(hey 98tls was that you that buzzed us?) .[/QUOTE] Yea mate.........saturday morning bike wouldnt go....well stay going so had to flag it.Got it going sunday and as it was so nice decided to head south.Sounds like you guys had fun,Great to see yas albeit very briefly.Bikes looked great on the road.

[oldrider]

Yea mate.........saturday morning bike wouldnt go....well stay going so had to flag it.Got it going sunday and as it was so nice decided to head south.Sounds like you guys had fun,Great to see yas albeit very briefly.Bikes looked great on the road.

Mike,

Thought that looked like your bike at the service station at Palmerston but the guy standing by it did not look like you, couldn't see you about so rode on through Trotters Gorge to visit Danny.

Couldn't see any sign of life at your place then so rode on home. :ride: John.

[98tls]

Mike,

Thought that looked like your bike at the service station at Palmerston but the guy standing by it did not look like you, couldn't see you about so rode on through Trotters Gorge to visit Danny.

Couldn't see any sign of life at your place then so rode on home. :ride: John. Sorry i missed ya mate.....when i stopped for gas there was a couple of other bikes there i must have been inside paying for gas.

[XF650]

Home tonight after four awesome days of riding heaps of gravel & fantastic roads, all in great company.
Highlights were the Myers & Dansey's Passes, the Old Dunstan Trail, Ruralman's & the Princess's hospitality @ Lawerence and of course the PP Rally itself.
Late yesterday I found a neat "dry weather only" track in the hills near Gimmerburn & took some pics of a couple of old abandoned farm buildings, well hidden from general view.
I extended my trip to today, to include "work" calls @ Omakau, Alexandra, Cromwell, Tarras, Otamatata (incl coffee with Mr & Mrs Oldrider), Kurow & Waimate.
Will try to load some pics but the quality is dissapointing (I'll blame the camera).

Dansey Pass Pub where we met up with Jantar & Oldrider in the rain.

[XF650]

Timg on his Trannie & Jantar on his VStrom in the Dunstan Trail.
Prior to this point it was very slippery & Jantar showed great skills to keep the big bike upright, especially considering his tyres are quite 'mild'.
It's a desolate place & a long walk out if things go wrong. However can't wait to go back, in the other direction when it's actually 'officially open' & hopefully a bit dryer.

[XF650]

Shrek's fixation with food - even a pile of magpies on the southern side of the Dunstan trail weren't safe.
The 2nd pic just seems appropiate........

[XF650]

Next morning Ruralman led the adventure bikes the "long way round" via some great gravel from Lawerence to the PP.
Pic of smoko stop @ Milton & our bikes @ the PP

[XF650]

Some Maniototo pics, on my way home from the Pissed Penguin:
1) looking back from Gimmerburn accross the Maniototo Plain to Dansey's Pass in those far hills
2) Derelict cottage on exposed ridge, now home to an old ewe that missed the muster. The gateway strainer posts will last forever.
3) These abandoned stables still have tack gear & harnesses for draught horses etc, hanging in the stalls.

[Caro]

I think it was Scumdog who directed me here, thank you. In the article I have written I have put this: "A bikers’ website had very favourable comments about the Penguin Rally. One said, “Kaka Point continues to be a very favourite place of mine in NZ, the coast to greet my weary eyes this morning was stunning, once I was able to focus.!! All in all, a fab fun time was had, the contained lit area with the fires are always a great way to keep everyone sociable. So thanks to the organisers, a wonderful job was done, guys and girls.” Even more enthusiastically another said, “Awesome weather, Awesome Southern hospitality Awesome people, Awesome ride ... yeah my weekend was OK Best weekend I've had in ages, I look forward to a repeat next year."

I will send this soon, but if the people writing those comments object, please let me know before tomorrow (Wed) lunchtime and I will get it taken out.

Cheers and thanks muchly, Caro.

[FREE2B]

It was indeed a great weekend. Want sure I was guna make it on Friday but got there just in time to throw the tent up before the group ride, (After a snack of bacon and egg pie..thanx mutley nice to see you and virago there if only for a moment.) :scooter:The added trip to the lighthouse was well worth it even tho been there before if you havent you must put it on your to do list :yes:. Nice to meet sum new faces and catch up with ones hadnt seen for a while. Well done botb and crew for organising a superb rally in a really lovely spot. :clap:

[_Shrek_]

5:30 what a sleep bounce outta bed the three SSS then coffee, Oldrider up next then one by one every bodys up, then the princess gets up & think shes an ogor coz the sun is not up :dodge:
Rm goes & moves the stock i cook breaky left over spuds, bacon & eggs :drool: followed by more coffee, clean up re pack bikes.
Ronnie & Mbazza showed up in plenty of time to leave by 9 then a 3hr ish tiki tour :ride: to the PP lots of nice back roads & gr8t company :first:
lost Oldrider on the way to pp from Belclutha :whocares: he found us again :wavey: then intros meet up with some of the KB tar-babies :thud: when i got to know who was who you could see how each one suited their name :yes: but then i meet Mr sensible :gob: who missed the bus when the sence was being dished out :rofl: i thought there was a law out there saying you can't impersonate some one, will have to talk to SD & have him arrested for impersonation of a sensible person

[_Shrek_]

1:00 off we all went mystery ride got to the 1st place nice place good food great hosts even better company :rockon: off to the next place another pub this is getting boring time to break off and find some gravel :Punk: picked up some goodies from town then down the back roads to the light house awesome was great to see two tar-babies had joined us :wari:
back to the pp change & get set for the night :clap:...

[NighthawkNZ]

really?????...i guess dreams are free

or... After a couple of beers

[_Shrek_]

Did KB venture riders get it wrong, or was it the farmer?

You be the judge!

:Oops:

All those road notices over there read the same date! :yes:

Who were naughty boys then! :eek: John.


:slap: they must have put the signs up after we went through :whistle: coz jantar opened the gate & Timg parked his :scooter: on a funny angle :msn-wink: and i closed the gate a went tail end charlie :yeah: & thats the hole truth & nothing but a lie :rofl:

[Mutley]

Well looks like you guys and gals had an awesome rally.
Great weather on the saturday and good company.
Xaria don't forget the sunscreen next time, you're really glowing in those photos:sunny: ( or is that just the alcohol ? :drinknsin).
Glad those that partook enjoyed the nibbles. Sorry Virago and I didn't manage to catch up with all the CHCH crew. Hopefully we will meet a few more at the KB CHCH Birthday bash.
Thanks Delphinus for letting me hop up on your bike ( not that you had a choice anyway :shifty:). I felt like I was sitting on a giants chair. Just as well they build those bikes strong. It wasn't until I hopped down that it occurred to me that the sidestand could have sunk into the ground.:doh:
Any way great to see you all got home ok.

Fab photos too.

[Xaria]

Mutley on the BIG bike.

[rossi]

awsome pics guys wish i had been there.will be looking forward to magpie in nov.looks like fun was had in the usual kb manner.lol

[Silage]

saw them sneak through this morning, though an hour or so later I saw a KBer heading North on a GS1200ss wasn't Silage either but it was sporting the KB sticker.

Thought I managed to sneak past your work without being seen Bill. I had gone down to Geraldine earlier for a tootle and to take some photos (have got a hearing opposing ECan's desire to stop us growing trees on our land in the area and was collecting "amunition"). On the way back through Geraldine at about 11 spied three bikes and associated rab (too few to be a rabble) consisting of FQ, GhostB and Sensible (the spanner party) so stopped for a chat. Was running a bit late for a lunch engagement on passing thru Rakaia.

Sounds like a beaut rally and one I still haven't done. Good weekend all round. It least I got to cover 300km on Friday am.

[miSTa]

While I catch up on the thread have a gander at this little clip:

<embed src="http://p.webshots.com/flash/smallplayer.swf?videoFile=http://videoserve.webshots.com/video/18377/3080036210101041032vrpYdC_v_0.flv&audio=on&displayImagePreview=http://videothumb18.webshots.com/thumb/18377/3080036210101041032vrpYdCstill_002_0.jpg&videoPageUrl=http://travel.webshots.com/video/3080036210101041032vrpYdC&autoPlay=false&shareLink=http://cards.webshots.com/ecard/personalize?photoId=3080036210101041032%26source=v" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="best" allowscriptaccess="always" height="350" width="425">

pissed_as_a_penguin.wmv (http://travel.webshots.com/video/3080036210101041032vrpYdC)

[dangerous]

While I catch up on the thread have a gander at this little clip:
LMFAO... GB you bloody pissed clown

[Rashika]

ha... that was even funnier seeing it again :niceone:
MORE!!!

[Ghost_Bullet]

While I catch up on the thread have a gander at this little clip:



pissed_as_a_penguin.wmv (http://travel.webshots.com/video/3080036210101041032vrpYdC)

Thanks man:niceone:.... hope ya see ya cook out pics.. and others... me just looking at my video now... payback uh? :devil2:

Mrs Bullet has just got up off the floor herself.:oi-grr:

[dangerous]

ha... that was even funnier seeing it again :niceone:
MORE!!!

yeah... more more more more :jerry:

[miSTa]

Thanks man:niceone:.... hope ya see ya cook out pics.. and others... me just looking at my video now... payback uh? :devil2:
After the photo's you put up before? This is my turn!

Mrs Bullet has just got up off the floor herself.:oi-grr:



ha... that was even funnier seeing it again :niceone:
MORE!!!

yeah... more more more more :jerry:
I wasn't going to post this one up but what the hell...(can't be arsed getting the clip looking right just yet)

<embed src="http://p.webshots.com/flash/smallplayer.swf?videoFile=http://videoserve.webshots.com/video/18328/3094347530101041032umeXjk_v_0.flv&audio=on&displayImagePreview=http://videothumb09.webshots.com/thumb/18328/3094347530101041032umeXjkstill_002_0.jpg&videoPageUrl=http://travel.webshots.com/video/3094347530101041032umeXjk&autoPlay=false&shareLink=http://cards.webshots.com/ecard/personalize?photoId=3094347530101041032%26source=v" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" quality="best" allowscriptaccess="always" height="350" width="425">

q_movie.wmv (http://travel.webshots.com/video/3094347530101041032umeXjk)

[miSTa]

As far as the weekend went I can't really add to what's been said - fantastic. Great ride, great people. Roll on the next one. :Punk:

Great photos too. :niceone:


Edit: Hope that Tequila goes down well SD. Cheers for the bed.

[Ghost_Bullet]

I wasn't going to post this one up but what the hell...(can't be arsed getting the clip looking right just yet)



q_movie.wmv (http://travel.webshots.com/video/3094347530101041032umeXjk)

Well.... it could be quite a bit more darker.... uh uh????

[Ghost_Bullet]

Here is a little from the begining of the Weekend.

Part one.


<embed src="http://p.webshots.com/flash/smallplayer.swf?videoFile=http://videoserve.webshots.com/video/18124/3081396800100338616dcLUaR_v_0.flv&audio=on&displayImagePreview=http://videothumb05.webshots.com/thumb/18124/3081396800100338616dcLUaRstill_002_0.jpg&videoPageUrl=http://rides.webshots.com/video/3081396800100338616dcLUaR&autoPlay=false&shareLink=http://cards.webshots.com/ecard/personalize?photoId=3081396800100338616%26source=v" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350" quality="best" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed><br/><br/><a href="http://rides.webshots.com/video/3081396800100338616dcLUaR">Pissed Penguin 1.wmv</a>

Sound gets a bit whacked in a spot or two... but that goes with the whole rally I think.

[Rashika]

Here is a little from the begining of the Weekend.

Part one.

Sound gets a bit whacked in a spot or two... but that goes with the whole rally I think.

actually pretty good there GB! I like the bird strike... :niceone:

[_Shrek_]

i have to agree that Sat night was a blast great company & of course wine, women & song :banana: by 1 thought i was incontrol standing by the can fage holding on :drinkup: in hand lost in thought as you do, when the princess drags me up to :spudbooge all i was trying to do was stay up right
:doh: does not pay to drink wine from a sipper bottle
fell into the pit :confused: have no idea, then it was morning :sick: was about how i felt, moved very slowly as you would, luky my skin colour kept me incognito to how i was feeling, :blink: one by one people started to move & pack with lots of coffee & oj
after a few good byes :wavey: some of us (gravel rats) leave heading up the coast to Palmerston then over to Ranfurly back over the Danseys, Hakataramea then Mackenzie Passes came out at burkes pass then up the tar seal via Ashers, ch ch to Nth Canty, arrive home 11pm 1654ks later completely & utterly shagged from a great weekend "thanks to all" :done:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Ok ok I am spent....:lol::wacko: just finsihed lookin at the video from the evening, and put together what I think are the bits worth viewing.
It was a ripper of a time, and ya can see that some sure was having a ripper!!!!!:yes:

The clip starts with the planned cookout, that..., well only two of us got together for, unless there was other cookers firing in other spots and times.

Hellboy was a sure fire entertainer. splendido !!!!!!


<embed src="http://p.webshots.com/flash/smallplayer.swf?videoFile=http://videoserve.webshots.com/video/19617/3091559010100338616EEeHev_v_0.flv&audio=on&displayImagePreview=http://videothumb18.webshots.com/thumb/19617/3091559010100338616EEeHevstill_002_0.jpg&videoPageUrl=http://rides.webshots.com/video/3091559010100338616EEeHev&autoPlay=false&shareLink=http://cards.webshots.com/ecard/personalize?photoId=3091559010100338616%26source=v" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350" quality="best" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed><br/><br/><a href="http://rides.webshots.com/video/3091559010100338616EEeHev">Pissed penguin 2.wmv</a>

Could not have wished for a better morning and day for a ride home again.

Sprummer is here, Summer just soon around the corner. Sure looking forward to the coming rides to destinations around the Island over the season.

Makes it worth wakin each morning to lay a polishing cloth accross clistening paint and chrome before firing her up.:scooter::scooter:

See yas at the rallies and on which ever, whenever rides happen over the time!!!!:rockon:

[miSTa]

Yep your going to love the Penguin badge :yes: only prepaid are guaranteed one of these special babies tho so best you pre-pay early :Punk:
I'm going to have to be a grumpy bugger and say the badge is pretty cheap looking compared to my other one from 3-4 years ago. Plus the pin has fallen off the badge itself just by looking at it!


Hellboy was a sure fire entertainer. splendido !!!!!!
So were you my friend, so were you! :lol:

Roll on the next one.

[Ghost_Bullet]

So were you my friend, so were you! :lol:

Roll on the next one.

I dont recall nufink!!! wot you talkin bout???? :baby::innocent:

[oldrider]

I'm going to have to be a grumpy bugger and say the badge is pretty cheap looking compared to my other one from 3-4 years ago. Plus the pin has fallen off the badge itself just by looking at it!

So has mine botb,.......not complaining, just feed back! :calm: Cheers John.

[scumdog]

Ok ok I am spent....:lol::wacko: just finsihed lookin at the video from the evening, and put together what I think are the bits worth viewing.
It was a ripper of a time, and ya can see that some sure was having a ripper!!!!!:yes:

The clip starts with the planned cookout, that..., well only two of us got together for, unless there was other cookers firing in other spots and times.

Hellboy was a sure fire entertainer. splendido !!!!!!


<embed src="http://p.webshots.com/flash/smallplayer.swf?videoFile=http://videoserve.webshots.com/video/19617/3091559010100338616EEeHev_v_0.flv&audio=on&displayImagePreview=http://videothumb18.webshots.com/thumb/19617/3091559010100338616EEeHevstill_002_0.jpg&videoPageUrl=http://rides.webshots.com/video/3091559010100338616EEeHev&autoPlay=false&shareLink=http://cards.webshots.com/ecard/personalize?photoId=3091559010100338616%26source=v" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350" quality="best" allowscriptaccess="always"></embed><br/><br/><a href="http://rides.webshots.com/video/3091559010100338616EEeHev">Pissed penguin 2.wmv</a>

Could not have wished for a better morning and day for a ride home again.

Sprummer is here, Summer just soon around the corner. Sure looking forward to the coming rides to destinations around the Island over the season.

Makes it worth wakin each morning to lay a polishing cloth accross clistening paint and chrome before firing her up.:scooter::scooter:

See yas at the rallies and on which ever, whenever rides happen over the time!!!!:rockon:

Great pics on Webshots GB - I have to say it makes certain members of KB look, ahem, how shall we say, slightly tipsy eh!

But hoo-boy, SOME of us looked waaay cool..

[dangerous]

HELLBOY... you kissed SD, man you sure have got over ya homofobe thing :banana:
Botb, you were on the front desk and never introed ya self... weres the KB in ya
Ghostie, man there are some funny pics in ya webshots, some shockers to.

[Rashika]

See yas at the rallies and on which ever, whenever rides happen over the time!!!!:rockon:
ah yes, the lovely sound of the Buell rumbling in the background there at the video's end... pure bliss!
Brilliant stuff there GB! ;)

[botb]

HEY guys poos about the badges mmmm they seemed a bit thinner than previous years typical men though being too rough on them and probably trying to shove it through 2 inches of leather :crazy: pics and video great guys ummmmmm ghost what is up with the bumshots??? gee you an nighthawk are startin to worry me :blink:

[NighthawkNZ]

gee you an nighthawk are startin to worry me :blink:

only starting to... oh bugger I thought I worried you ages ago.... sheese

[Caro]

Sorry this will be long, but it will the last time I bother you. Here is what I wrote for the Clutha Leader (which came out on Thursday). I hope it is at least vaguely interesting for some of you. Cheers, Caro.

"Wilsher Bay near Kaka Point turned into a temporary flourishing town at the weekend when the annual Penguin Motor-Cycle Rally took place. Almost 700 bikers arrived from all over the South Island, as well as two people from Australia and one from Japan attending. Tents, bikes, a smattering of cars, music, marquees, fires and the sale of various goods, including tee-shirts, drinks, the Owaka Lions barbeque food, pop-corn and other snacks all combined to turn the normally deserted paddock into a pulsating mass of people and vehicles.

Held on the warmest day of the year so far, the rally takes people on country roads throughout Otago and Southland as the riders converge on Wilsher Bay. A cold sea breeze in the early evening of Saturday spoilt the balmy feel but a trio of fires and plenty of animated conversation more than made for that. Organiser Pete Davey said they had generally alsways been lucky with the weather. He gave a lot of credit to the Lions who run the bar and barbecue for the event and have about 30 members on hand to help. He said the Lions then donate some of their profits to a community in Kaka Point looking after the domain. “There is no council finance for the domain. We put in the power cables and lights oursleves and clean the toilets when needed.”

As well as an array of bikes, there were also three wheeled trikes. Yvonne Ross, from Gore, said her VW Trike was bought recently on Trade Me from a Timaru seller, and had proved a brilliant buy. “It was for my birthday and is quite a family thing. We can take the kids out on it.” She said they went on several South Island rallies and were married at the March Hare one near Waimate this year. The Penguin Rally she rated as casual and friendly and one of the larger ones held.

A bikers’ website had very favourable comments about the Penguin Rally. One said, “Kaka Point continues to be a very favourite place of mine in NZ, the coast to greet my weary eyes this morning was stunning, once I was able to focus.!! All in all, a fab fun time was had, the contained lit area with the fires are always a great way to keep everyone sociable. So thanks to the organisers, a wonderful job was done, guys and girls.” Even more enthusiastically another said, “Awesome weather, Awesome Southern hospitality Awesome people, Awesome ride ... yeah my weekend was OK Best weekend I've had in ages, I look forward to a repeat next year.

Mr Davey said Peter Duff of Balclutha made a DVD of the event which will be available for sale in three weeks’ time. Those interested can phone him on 418 0882."

[Rashika]

pretty good summary of the event. I have to say the Lions did an excellent job of the food! :banana: :2thumbsup

[dangerous]

HEY guys poos about the badges mmmm they seemed a bit thinner than previous years typical men though being too rough on them and probably trying to shove it through 2 inches of leather :crazy: pics and video great guys ummmmmm ghost what is up with the bumshots??? gee you an nighthawk are startin to worry me :blink:

Nighthawks ok I spose and dont start with Ghosties bum pics... long story.
As for the badges, thery are rather shitty to be honest, a piece of laminated paper, donnt do it for me.

[Ghost_Bullet]

Nighthawks ok I spose and dont start with Ghosties bum pics... long story.
.

Mmm actually I do not even think I know the story.:dodge: The nite has faded into distant memory now.

Now lookin forward to the Liddle river, and the long arse haul it is going to be that day to get there.

Tha badges, for me this years Woodstock, and last years Nelson badges were cool.

[dangerous]

Tha badges, for me this years Woodstock, and last years Nelson badges were cool.

But the best ever are the badges XKnuts had made up for the KB rally :apint:

[Ghost_Bullet]

But the best ever are the badges XKnuts had made up for the KB rally :apint:



<a href="http://rides.webshots.com/photo/2065820640100338616MdmXlV"><img src="http://inlinethumb08.webshots.com/19399/2065820640100338616S425x425Q85.jpg" alt="Kiwi Biker 2006"></a>

Indeed class on a pin.

[xknuts]

<a href="http://rides.webshots.com/photo/2065820640100338616MdmXlV"><img src="http://inlinethumb08.webshots.com/19399/2065820640100338616S425x425Q85.jpg" alt="Kiwi Biker 2006"></a>

Indeed class on a pin.
The PP badge is identical except colour to last years model. Brandwell Moller make an amazing range of styles-How much money do you have?
With a bit of thought a badge can be made very special.

Talking of special, still 3 KB'ers to collect their 2006 badges. TWR, Hondav2, and The Big J. Have you been following Big J's travels in South America???

[Daffyd]

A very good account of the rally. Pity about the incorrect spelling of Willsher Bay.

[botb]

LMAO @ the vid's well done guys what co-ordination MR S to get GB pissed as a wee penguin when i'm sure you had a substantial wobble on yourself lol..... roll on rally season and more incriminating footage maybe an idea has sprung for a KB DVD of members antics at various rally's :msn-wink:

[Rashika]

maybe an idea has sprung for a KB DVD of members antics at various rally's :msn-wink:

hmmm now THAT sounds like a plan :niceone:

[idb]

Jeez these South Island rally threads just never die...like zombies...or flares...or Ducatis...

[Virago]

Jeez these South Island rally threads just never die...like zombies...or flares...or Ducatis...

More like Ducati owners - they just go on and on and on and on...

[Caro]

"A very good account of the rally. Pity about the incorrect spelling of Willsher Bay."

Oh dear, every time I spell Willsher Bay I have to look it up, and everywhere you look has a different spelling. However as the original Willsher had 2 'l's or else was Wiltshire, you seem to be right. Sorry. Maybe this will help me remember next time.

Cheers, Caro.

[miSTa]

More like Ducati owners - they just go on and on and on and on...

Can I detect a hint of jealousy? Mmmm, me thinks I can. :D


Anyway, back on topic: die thread die!!!!!! :ar15:

[Ghost_Bullet]

Can I detect a hint of jealousy? Mmmm, me thinks I can. :D


Anyway, back on topic: die thread die!!!!!! :ar15:

What!!!!???? Kill a good thread?? :doh::laugh:

Has there been a Thread started for the 08 Brass Monkey yet??? :soon:

[Rashika]

doubtful... so it must be time to concentrate on this one now...

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=54984&highlight=nelson&page=2

[idb]

Can I detect a hint of jealousy? Mmmm, me thinks I can. :D
You'll have to get used to it now that you're in the fold I'm afraid A.
It can get ugly but you can always fall back on the secure knowledge that you're right and 'they' know nothing.

[scumdog]

You'll have to get used to it now that you're in the fold I'm afraid A.
It can get ugly but you can always fall back on the secure knowledge that you're right and 'they' know nothing.

Judging by the calibre of certain Ducatisti I think I'll just stick with my H-Ds thank you all the same..:whistle:

[idb]

Judging by the calibre of certain Ducatisti I think I'll just stick with my H-Ds thank you all the same..:whistle:

As I said..................

[scumdog]

Well, just saw the DVD of the PP, good shit!

Footage of bikes cruising around bends, along straights and through town, of bikes passing the camera vehicle, of bikers standing around at the site, Garvan and Kai.

Shots of inside the marquee with the bands and drunks, pics of the site with the tents going up, all done to suitable music.

Only negative was some filming was done into the sun and detail has been lost, only outlines can be seen at times.

Spotted: Free2be, NightHawk and Xaria, Shrek, XKnuts, myself and CB, Ruralman and 'friend' etc, some just fleeting glimpses, others longer footage.

The last bit with still pics and music was A1:first:

$35 from Gallery Giftworld in Balclutha

[Ghost_Bullet]

only outlines can be seen at times.

$35 from Gallery Giftworld in Balclutha

I am pretty sure the entire rally was an "outline"... a bloody good one all the same.

[FJRider]

I'm sure the "outline" of the Penguin would be hard to beat,my thanks to ALL involved with the organising of the event.I SHALL RETURN (next year)

[oldrider]

Well, just saw the DVD of the PP, good shit!

Footage of bikes cruising around bends, along straights and through town, of bikes passing the camera vehicle, of bikers standing around at the site, Garvan and Kai.

Shots of inside the marquee with the bands and drunks, pics of the site with the tents going up, all done to suitable music.

Only negative was some filming was done into the sun and detail has been lost, only outlines can be seen at times.

Spotted: Free2be, NightHawk and Xaria, Shrek, XKnuts, myself and CB, Ruralman and 'friend' etc, some just fleeting glimpses, others longer footage.

The last bit with still pics and music was A1:first:

$35 from Gallery Giftworld in Balclutha

What? All that posing and poncing for the camera and I didn't even get on it!

They had a star for free and blew it! :calm: :cool: Deeply hurt :weep: John.

[Ghost_Bullet]

What? All that posing and poncing for the camera and I didn't even get on it!

They had a star for free and blew it! :calm: :cool: Deeply hurt :weep: John.

Soo feeling your pain, :hug:
Must almost be time to start talking about the 2008 event??? MMmmm yea I think I should be going.... why the hell not.:2thumbsup

[Ruralman]

I've also got the DVD - he's made a good job of it - Oldrider, I definitely saw you on your bike a couple of times and we all know you look better with that helmet on anyway:laugh:

Anyone wanting a copy that won't be in Balclutha you can email Peter Duff on pcduff@kol.co.nz and organize it that way.

[NighthawkNZ]

Spotted: Free2be, NightHawk and Xaria, Shrek, XKnuts, myself and CB, Ruralman and 'friend' etc, some just fleeting glimpses, others longer footage.


Are you sure you saw me and not my double... I don't remember going to the pissed pegiun

[Daffyd]

Are you sure you saw me and not my double... I don't remember going to the pissed pegiun

He really did look a lot like you.

[NighthawkNZ]

He really did look a lot like you.

hmmmm scanning memory banks...beep beep... oh yeeeeessss pengiun pissed catlins... :D

[oldrider]

I've also got the DVD - he's made a good job of it - Oldrider, I definitely saw you on your bike a couple of times and we all know you look better with that helmet on anyway:laugh:

Even better looking with a tinted visor, damn it! :eek:

The cameraman wanted the radiance of the Tiger present to enhance the lighting! :rolleyes:

Is there a new steed gracing the rural shed yet? :ride:

One that purrrs and growls assertively, yet in softly sensuous tones! :blip: (No not princess Fiona, a bloody Tiger!) :whistle: Cheers John.

[timg]

Is there a new steed gracing the rural shed yet? :ride:

One that purrrs and growls assertively, yet in softly sensuous tones! :blip: (No not princess Fiona, a bloody Tiger!) :whistle: Cheers John.

He's being very coy with his subtle wee hints eh? Almost had us convinced he was looking at BMW's :sick: at the PP. & I'm sure Princess Fi would be drop dead gorgeous in a tiger suit :devil2: Grrrrrr

[Ruralman]

He's being very coy with his subtle wee hints eh? Almost had us convinced he was looking at BMW's :sick: at the PP. & I'm sure Princess Fi would be drop dead gorgeous in a tiger suit :devil2: Grrrrrr

If I have to wait then you have to wait. And yes she probably would:bleh:

[scumdog]

If I have to wait then you have to wait. And yes she probably would:bleh:

The big question is: have YOU got a matching one??????

[idb]

The big question is: have YOU got a matching one??????

Oh dear...my mind's eye, my mind's eye, it burns, it burns!!!!!!!

[_Shrek_]

Is there a new steed gracing the rural shed yet? :ride:

One that purrrs and growls assertively, yet in softly sensuous tones! :blip: (No not princess Fiona, a bloody Tiger!) :whistle: Cheers John.

:rolleyes: He has got them both :thud:

[Ruralman]

The big question is: have YOU got a matching one??????

Ooooooh darrrrrling - if I did get one we could go together to those parties youwere telling me about:blink::eek5:

[idb]

Ooooooh darrrrrling - if I did get one we could go together to those parties youwere telling me about:blink::eek5:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The burn, the burn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NighthawkNZ]

Ooooooh darrrrrling - if I did get one we could go together to those parties youwere telling me about:blink::eek5:

think... happy place ... happy place... happy place... (rocks back and forth)

[oldrider]

I actually held Ruralmans "private thing" with my own hands yesterday! :o

I am sworn to secrecy, as you can well imagine :shutup:

All I will say is, that it was big, black and throbbed with excitement, my knees turned to jelly as I held it firmly upright! :sweatdrop

I guess we all have secret moments that we cherish in our lives. :whistle: Cheers John.

[Ghost_Bullet]

This thread is really heading down strange path. :wacko::whistle:

But to setting up for the 08 P Penguin :clap:

[Ruralman]

I actually held Ruralmans "private thing" with my own hands yesterday! :o

I am sworn to secrecy, as you can well imagine :shutup:

All I will say is, that it was big, black and throbbed with excitement, my knees turned to jelly as I held it firmly upright! :sweatdrop

I guess we all have secret moments that we cherish in our lives. :whistle: Cheers John.

Not you too - had Shrek drooling over it the day before:bash: I'm flying up to get it on Monday, so any more drooling will have to be done down here. You have a way with words my friend - no wonder that lady of yours always has a look of impending excitement!!!:clap: