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  • Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club Official Launch / Lunch - NEW DATE - SUNDAY 6TH FEB 2011

    THE DATE FOR THIS EVENT HAS NOW CHANGED TO SUNDAY 6TH FEBRUARY 2011

    You are cordially invited to join us as we celebrate the official launch of the Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club…..so people, lets do a lunch launch..!!

    This will be a gastronomic event of voluptuous proportions based on a traditional meal that has been handed down from fat bastard to fat bastard over the centuries and now resurrected to lick start your waistline for 2011 and beyond.

    But first, a little history.

    In 1875, a small group of settlers decided that it was time to ditch the bland and unsavory fare of the day and go looking for new and exciting food. Their quest led them to the ancient tomb of King Farquar Crispin, leader of the Colsaunders Tribe, a mysterious race of people who specialized in blending herbs and spices. Deep in the bowels of the tomb they found a fossilized manuscript entitled Potsannagravy which, when interpreted, was in fact a secret recipe for the main diet of the Colsaunders people. This was hastily recreated and scoffed down.

    However, the settlers longed for more, and it was almost 200 years later that they discovered a further tribe called the Macdees. Originally form Scotland, the Macdees had a fearsome reputation. Their leader Ron Macdee, was renowned for squashing whole cows into a round shape that was then placed on the ceremonial grill and served to his faithful warriors. Again, the settlers resurrected the ancient recipe and called it ‘The Pounder’ after Ron Macdee’s squashing activities. The settlers realized that a full cow was far too much to eat in one sitting so they divided it into quarters and threw in some cheese to keep the flies away.

    These discoveries led to the famous meal of King Farquar Crispin’s Potsannagravy (KFC Potatoes and Gravy) followed by the divided Pounder of the Macdees tribe (Macdonalds Quarter Pounder).

    So people, we will be launching the FBMC with a 3 course traditional lunch starting with Potatoes and Gravy (with spicy chips) at KFC followed by a trip to MacDonalds for a Quarter Pounder and finishing up with a desert pie on the beach (or where ever)

    These are the details for the Auckland event:

    Meet at KFC Quay Street at 11.00am for a scoff down at 11.30.

    Then ride (but I suppose we should walk, they are next to each other) to McDonalds Quay Street for a quarter pounder.
    Then ride (no walking this time) to Mission Bay via a loop of Quay Street / Beach Road / The Strand / Tamaki Drive to Mission Bay where we have our desert pie, talk some bollocks and what ever else.

    This is a national event and the idea is for those all around this great country to get on board and do the same. You can find your local KFC and McD’s on these links:

    http://www.kfc.co.nz/index.cfm?contentNodeID=433

    http://mcdonalds.co.nz/find-us/restaurant

    Remember to bring your bike, a camera and your choice of desert pie

    That’s that. Hope you can make it. See you for lunch…
    This article was originally published in forum thread: Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club Official Launch / Lunch Event - Saturday 29th January 2011 started by Fatt Max View original post
    Comments 78 Comments
    1. MadDuck's Avatar
      MadDuck -
      Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
      Ok, anyone who wants to come along but cant, register your interest and I'll see what I can do to represent you.
      ...come on you Welly lot. You have no excuse!

      Register and Ratti will eat your portions as well......
    1. Gorgeousplak's Avatar
      Gorgeousplak -
      Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
      hmmm..

      Ok, anyone who wants to come along but cant, register your interest and I'll see what I can do to represent you.

      Will I get a medal if I can do the deed?

      What we need is teeny tank stickers, a pie with a circle around it and a big slash across the middle, liek the ones you can get to tick off possums you have run over
      Please register me as interested *gives* you pie for your efforts
    1. _STAIN_'s Avatar
      _STAIN_ -
      Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
      Now there is another idea...plate licking competitions. Regional reps going forward to a national Plate-Off
      emm... licking up a plate of Baked Beans, now that could enhance another attribute of Fat Bikers
    1. Ratti's Avatar
      Ratti -
      and which atribute is that Dude? An agile tongue to get all the sauce out of the corners?
      or the ever-sexy Baked Bean Breath?
    1. _STAIN_'s Avatar
      _STAIN_ -
      Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
      and which atribute is that Dude? An agile tongue to get all the sauce out of the corners?
      or the ever-sexy Baked Bean Breath?
      gas baby gas... oh yeah
    1. idleidolidyll's Avatar
      idleidolidyll -
      Um, can you qualify "fat" for me please?

      How fat does one have to be to join this ride or does riding a Harley or Gold Wing automatically count one in?
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max -
      Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
      Um, can you qualify "fat" for me please?

      How fat does one have to be to join this ride or does riding a Harley or Gold Wing automatically count one in?
      From the group page....

      [I][The Fat Bikers Motorcycle Club (FBMC) was formed in response to a recent survey which states that 75% of people are eitther a fat biker, used to be a fat biker, want to be a fat biker or have done something rude or unhygienic to a fat biker.

      The FBMC mission statement is easy really, it reads:

      "Who Fecking Cares"

      So, pull on your leathers, get the pie crumbs out of your beard (that goes for the guys as well) and saddle up. The FBMC will be appearing at your local bakery very soon....have the rubber gloves ready, eh
      /I]

      enjoy matey...
    1. _STAIN_'s Avatar
      _STAIN_ -
      reckon I'm eligible

      BMI Categories:

      * Normal weight = 18.5-24.9
      * Overweight = 25-29.9
      * Obesity = BMI of 30 or greater

      The Height you entered is 185 centimeters. The Weight you entered is 105 kilograms.

      Your Calculated BMI is: 30.7
    1. Ratti's Avatar
      Ratti -
      aww, you're not fat, just cuddly.
      FM, perhaps you can bump that thread about the pluses of fat men so Stain feels better?

      I just looked but cant remember how long ago it was...or did I start it? sheesh, cant remember
    1. Ratti's Avatar
      Ratti -
      Welly and Lower Norf island Branch

      Assembly the Avalon duckpond by 12.00. Bring your pie to eat there, Leaving at 12.30
      Ride up coast to Car park at Coastlands. We should be there by 1.15-1.30. FInd more food! leave at 2.30.
      Next stop Cafe Eagle at Raumati for much needed caffiene.
      It may well be a quick stop as we will be running out of day. Leave there by 3.30 and head back into Newtown McD's for dessert pie. I should think we will be there by 4.30.
      After that, Im heading on a ride around the bays and then going home.

      It's a social ride so anyone can join or leave at any place.
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max -
      Now people, dont forget about this one.

      I hope none of you have decided to sign up with Jenny Craig or anything, that would be, well, no good.

      See, even Oprah's half sister is a dumpy lady, so you know, money cant buy me lipo and all that
    1. hellokitty's Avatar
      hellokitty -
      can I bring my husband? It is our wedding anniversary he is not skinny, but then neither am I...
    1. Fatt Max's Avatar
      Fatt Max -
      Quote Originally Posted by hellokitty View Post
      can I bring my husband? It is our wedding anniversary he is not skinny, but then neither am I...
      Absolutley mate, tel you what, I'll even bring soem nice candles and stuff for the desert pie party at the beach and we can all toast your great milestone......or we will just eat pie, whatever....
    1. MadDuck's Avatar
      MadDuck -
      I will be there.....pie in hand.... then in gob
    1. allycatz's Avatar
      allycatz -
      Hey ratti...Ambience cafe at Prm Beach has a wicked lot of dessert pies
    1. DEVVIL's Avatar
      DEVVIL -
      Body Description:
      UPDATED -> According to:


      Your Weight is at compared
      to others of same Height and Age


      If you are at 50th percentile, you are close to the average weight.
      At 90th percentile, your weight is greater than 90% of others.
      At 20th percentile, then 80% of others weigh more than you.
      ( Compared to American's weights )

      Looks like I'm in
      See you on the 6th
    1. Ratti's Avatar
      Ratti -
      thanks Viv, but we are headed back into town for pud.

      you going to meet us up the coast somewhere?
    1. allycatz's Avatar
      allycatz -
      Quote Originally Posted by Ratti View Post
      thanks Viv, but we are headed back into town for pud.

      you going to meet us up the coast somewhere?
      Im working from 3.30 but will have a chat with him that owns a bike and we will try and catch up at some point
    1. Ratti's Avatar
      Ratti -
      Viv, with the revised proposed schedule...( o boy! ) you should be able to zip down in the a.m, meet us at the DuckPond and then head back up in time for you to get to work. O go on....


      Assembly the Avalon duckpond by 12.00. Bring your pie to eat there, Leaving at 12.30
      Ride up coast to Car park at Coastlands. We should be there by 1.15-1.30. FInd more food! leave at 2.30.
      Next stop Cafe Eagle at Raumati for much needed caffiene.
      It may well be a quick stop as we will be running out of day. Leave there by 3.30 and head back into Newtown McD's for dessert pie. I should think we will be there by 4.30.
      After that, Im heading on a ride around the bays and then going home.

      It's a social ride so anyone can join or leave at any place.
    1. allycatz's Avatar
      allycatz -
      Sounds good Ratti, I'm probs staying in the Hutt Sat night anyways so should work out just fine and Ron can ride back with you guys