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    Too bloody right, get a perm moron
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    i wud have thort even without consiously looking in the mirrows you would notice a truck behind u. And if hes owning that bit of road surely you shud see who the neighbours are every now and then anyway. Though i must admit im unsure what is meant by owning the road
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    He better stay off Hamurana road! I own that
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    Isn't it a rectum stretching pain in the ring piece when the mrs wants to slip in a digit and wont use lube
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    ahh so thats what it means, shotgun SH2 then
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    The loser (him) is always quick to blame someone else (you) for his predicament. Taking responsibility is a life skill seriously lacking in many people I meet.
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    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    ahh so thats what it means, shotgun SH2 then
    Also, TeWaerenga road and Paradise valley raod are mine!
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    Poor bugger, he probably doesn't know any better.

    You would think noone on here has made a mistake before..
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    You can't polish a turd. That is all there is to it. You can give the best advice in the world and like it or not some moron is going to misinterpret and misuse it. That's life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    Also, TeWaerenga road and Paradise valley raod are mine!
    Hey, nice roads. I've ridden them many many many times. I haven't seen much of them in the last ten years or so but last time I did the Hamurana road they had straightened it out and made it boring. Before that it was quite narrow (& good fun) and I wouldn't have liked a truck to try passing me on most of it (not that they would EVER get the chance). I think it's still a bit narrow, isn't it?

    One must always check ones mirrors. I removed my mirrors one day and it cost me a ticket because I didn't see the cop behind me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maki View Post
    You can give the best advice in the world and like it or not some moron is going to misinterpret and misuse it. That's life.
    Everyone does that - we hear someone elses' words from our own perspective, and then we go do as we choose. It's nothing about someone being mentally deficit - its normal human nature. Think about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheshire Cat View Post
    What a mornon!!!
    Tell that wankstain to go get his restricted if he's scared too go over 70ks!! I've never followed that rule and never been pulled up.
    Wankstain........... Great description. I got one of these mensa candidates on the Rimutaka Hill one weekday afternoon and everytime I dropped down one to pass him (which I did four times and thought better of it) he wobbled violently. Then when it hit a passing lane he took the path of least cornering going over both lanes, almost took me out twice and then tried to tell me off at the top of the hill for tailgaiting.

    I asked him how long he had been riding and he said he got his license and bike on Saturday. He was celebrating with a ride Carterton to Wellington and return on a (get this!!!) very small Suzuki 100 that I think maybe Moses rode when he was a boy. This guy wasn't young either, I'd have put him at about 65 or so.

    But hey at least he was aware of me right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Insanity_rules View Post
    Wankstain........... Great description. I got one of these mensa candidates on the Rimutaka Hill one weekday afternoon and everytime I dropped down one to pass him (which I did four times and thought better of it) he wobbled violently. Then when it hit a passing lane he took the path of least cornering going over both lanes, almost took me out twice and then tried to tell me off at the top of the hill for tailgaiting.

    I asked him how long he had been riding and he said he got his license and bike on Saturday. He was celebrating with a ride Carterton to Wellington and return on a (get this!!!) very small Suzuki 100 that I think maybe Moses rode when he was a boy. This guy wasn't young either, I'd have put him at about 65 or so.

    But hey at least he was aware of me right?
    ducatis dont do overtaking, espicially on corners
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    ahh so thats what it means, shotgun SH2 then
    what? ......all of it?

    its a wonder the MACk didnt give hima blast on the Horn...the guy woulda shit his self

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    Slight over-reaction to a harmless situation...

    ''I felt my anger rising, my right fist ball, and my middle finger-knuckle project. Just one strike between the eyes and this complete moron would be taken from the gene-pool.''

    I dont think the Mack would have kept up around Wilsons bay with the hills, and I am sure if the dude on the bike was at all put off by the big bad twuck, he would have pulled over and let him by?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laxi View Post
    ducatis dont do overtaking, espicially on corners
    Nor do hondas or zzr250's


    I think the mentioned scrotum biscuit in this thread took some advice the wrong way and should have what the original meaning of said advice explained to him.
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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