Fair weather rider
Browns Bay riders beware!
Having coffee down at my local Starbucks.. park the bike up pretty close by, wander down to the beach avec la coffee. Strole back to the bike and find some little sh*t has tried to break the lock under my seat to steal the big fat nothing which was inside! They'd obviously had a little play around on the bike, as the back pegs were down....
So North Shore riders... BEWARE... these little sh*ts are around
Weekend cruiser
i always wanna get one of those american alarms that says "MOVE AWAY FROM THE VEHICLE" ditto then shoots out flames, well they were warned!Originally Posted by Sammy12
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Rider in training
I think the problem is that you went to Starbucks.
Fair weather rider
Seeing as NZ doesnt have a costa.... starbucks is the next best thing!
Fair weather rider
lol im sure 1 of those would cost more than my bike! But great idea
Tsar Bomba
I thought they were suth afrikaan.
snot crasher
nah those are the 1s that wait 2minutes then fire a spike out the seat
百人看不懂
Lil' Bastards...I see a lot of bored "gangsta" kids hanging around browns bay....
Sucks that you can't go for a little wander down to the beach without having to worry about your bike.
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How the Bay has gone downhill.
A shame really. Quite a good place to grow up. You could leave anything unattended and it would still be there, safe and sound.
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Forum whore
There's no best thing about Starbucks.
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Pasta farts
Unfortunate. I grew up in the bays (Mairangi) and i'll move back there as soon as I can afford it. Fortunately Mairangi is still too "old people-ish" for the hangers, apart from the beach I guess.
I can remember 'hanging' at browns bay on a sat morning when I was a kid. hah although I was brought up to not touch anything that wasn't mine! Little bastards.
Hardcore Biker
Maybe having something hooked up that makes the metal parts of the bike electrified when it is parked up??? Turned off by an alarm type button on your keys!! Hmmm, I just had an idea for an invention!!
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Hardcore Biker
feel like some starbucks now lol might cruz down to brown town lol
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Forum whore
Haha... I'm always thinking about electrifying my cage and bike... or the spike that comes up thru the seat. But, I'm sure that the only person that would get damaged would be me if it malfunctioned... plus the cops say that "mantraps" are illegal
Geriatric hoon
Bit hard on a bike, but my brother used to own one of those "around the world" LWB LandRovers. It had an electric fence type device that the occupant turned on when they went to bed or they left the vehicle unattended. Anyone else who touched the vehicle got a hefty wallop. Or a series of them if they were a bit slow on the uptake...
Of course these days they'd probably just stand back and empty their AK47 mag into the wagon.
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