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  1. 9th June 2009, 20:00 #1
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    Possible girlfriend won't date me if I buy a bike

    Thought you would all find this rather amusing, actually f**king hilarious!

    So I met this chick 1 year ago, stayed friends untill about 2 months ago and we have started casually seeing each other. 18yrs old, totally hot..... jaw dropping hot and great in the sack and tells me she won't date me if I buy a bike!!!!! but it ain't stopping my buying a bike!!!!


    Haha, any other guys have this issue? Well it's more of a annoyance.
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    women come and go stick with the bike, it gives you trouble ya just bif it down the road and get a new 1
    Quote Originally Posted by carbonhed View Post
    Some Kiwibiker threads contain such a wealth of fuckwittery that they should in some way be permanently removed from the digital domain, carved onto stone tablets and then launched into space to scare the living shit out of any hostile alien species that may be lurking nearby
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    If she wont let you "do your thing" this early in the relationship then you'll be fucked forever. Move on, get a real chick!
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    This going to be interesting.......
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    Tell her if she doesn't suck your dick every day you'll dump her... unless she lets you get a bike.
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    your a great fuck now fuck off
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    Ditch the bitch and buy the bike!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kevfromcoro View Post
    This going to be interesting.......

    JESUS CHRIST that was fast! Bank is going to let me know tomorrow before 2:00 if they will give me the loan, picking up on Saturday in THE TRON!!!! if I get the mular. Can't wait so excited! beta not get let down like last time!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDORFN View Post
    Tell her if she doesn't suck your dick every day you'll dump her... unless she lets you get a bike.
    bling sent
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    Can i have her phone number...........For Sale Black Triumph...cheap
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    I hope your new girlfriend is more understanding.
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    Typical.
    Seen this time and time again...

    Chick is attracted windswept and interesting Bloke.

    Having caught the Bloke, Chick proceeds to stop him being windswept and/or interesting iin order for him not to attract other Babes.
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    Get the bike bro....

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    Note: Must not let her know on saturday *hides bike at next door neighbours house* , as she's comming over for movies saturday night!
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    Dump her, Get bike, Fight off babes 'wanting a ride'.
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