Bike Names

**John** · 30th March 2005, 00:29

I call her, billybobjoemontanapeters.

Or Christine for short, If I just risked my life I give her a pet If I'm still alive and tell her to stop being naughty.

**madboy** · 30th March 2005, 00:31

I'm resisting the temptation to call mine Kermit. While appropriate to the appearance, not too appropriate to the performance... or my ego

**John** · 30th March 2005, 00:37

Originally Posted by madboy

I'm resisting the temptation to call mine Kermit. While appropriate to the appearance, not too appropriate to the performance... or my ego

You shall call it.

SEX.

**Big Dave** · 30th March 2005, 01:21

Originally Posted by saiko

? WTF? I love me bikes, but I ride 'em, I don't sleep with them. No names.

You just about have the alphabet in your model name anyway. it'd be a killer at scrabble but you could do with a nickname for that mouthful.

**SPman** · 30th March 2005, 06:35

Recently its been " you fuckin pile of poxy shit!!!"
Does that qualify?

**phaedrus** · 30th March 2005, 15:35

Originally Posted by RDJ

Is that from the David Drake books? Tovera being Adrienne's hitwoman...

sociopathic hitwoman for Adele (if i'm remembering this right)
the book was Lt. Leary Commanding.
if you want to read it it's here

**Hooks** · 15th May 2005, 14:18

Mine is just "The Bitch" Or "The Beast" ... Hard to handle and unpredictable in temperament !!

**Badcat** · 15th May 2005, 14:32

my ktm was called "Eva" - she was a formidable austrian mistress.

maybe i'll call tyhe gs1200 pam - after pam greer...?

K

**Hitcher** · 15th May 2005, 15:06

I voted "no" because Mrs H named it for me. She's cute like that. The poll could have been better worded to "Is your bike 'named'".

**ALTRON** · 15th May 2005, 15:35

My Bike is only known as "Moto"

**Ixion** · 15th May 2005, 23:26

The "White Whale", cos it's white and huge and handles like a whale. Except when the bloody gearbox is being especially bad , then it's Der FuckinklunkenklonkenkrunchenMotard

And L'il Rat Bike, cos he's little and ratty and a shit load of fun.

**Ixion** · 15th May 2005, 23:37

Originally Posted by phaedrus

sociopathic hitwoman for Adele (if i'm remembering this right)
the book was Lt. Leary Commanding.
if you want to read it it's here

Totally loyal and reliable but .

**zadok** · 16th May 2005, 01:47

I guess mine has strictly speaking been renamed. When I had it repainted I had transfers made up saying "Honda RC33" which are on the tank. You can barely make it out in the photo in my profile. The original had "Revere". I got the idea from the Honda racing bikes from a few years ago which were unofficially named RC30 & RC45. Honda owners would be aware that the bike number runs down the steering column, beginning with RC...etc.

Marty

**Ms Piggy** · 16th May 2005, 07:39

She used to be the 'Bitchin' Mobile' and now she's 'Black Betty'...and soon her transformation will be complete!

**XP@** · 16th May 2005, 15:10

My f650 dosent really have a name.

but my XT has a few... "patty" if she is behaving, or "cow patty" if she aint.
the cow theme is obvious if you have seen the bike.

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