Awesome! Women are getting more beautiful!

[Gremlin]

So I saw on the telly news on Wednesday some time about women getting more beautiful. Nothing to complain about, thats for sure. Of course, us guys ain't getting any better looking (typical, get the raw deal ), but since I like looking at the ladies, not too concerning

Then I was casting my mind back, and I remembered the man drought, and that women were hunting in packs to find men...

Last night, I was home early (got to watch at least one show a week, and Chuck is hilarious) and ended up watching SVU first, which has an episode called "Smut" on. Plot was about girls getting raped with some brazilian breath/death drug, couldn't remember anything etc. Obviously they nailed the bastard in the end. Kelly Hu was hot as usual.

Then I was thinking (yes, it hurt) and had a brainwave (highly unusual).

So I came up with an unbeatable offer, and unfortunately, its very limited, potentially one time only, and not very scalable.

Being single, I can offer a safe relationship with a lovely young lady (got to be easy on the eyes, after all, its becoming more common, and there's not enough men... this = demand). She doesn't have to risk keep on going to bars to find men, risk getting a dodgy one etc.

What do you get? Well, you get a man (odds are against you, remember?) who's urrr... 6'3, probably works too much, loves his toys etc.

Ladies, due to your complicated nature, I can only accomodate one, so get your offers in quick, while stocks last!

This stunning offer is not available to men (fucken homos) and is waaaay better than Renegade Master's offer because I actually did some research into digging up old articles etc, and packaging it. (presentation is important after all). Googling is hard work for one specific article, and writing all this was hard work too. I can only hope DMNTD doesn't try it on again (yeah right)

[awayatc]

So I saw on the telly news on Wednesday some time about women getting more beautiful. Nothing to complain about, thats for sure. Of course, us guys ain't getting any better looking

Seen an Optomitrist lately...?

[cowboyz]

Its hard to believe kb messaging system hasnt crashed with offers like that!

[Trudes]

"Did you do it Doug?"
"yep"
Good, now we wait".



God loves a trier Gremlin

[Usarka]

Does NZ not evolve then....

[gijoe1313]

A deathly silence fills the thread ... as a tumbleweed rolls by and a solemn chirp of a cricket pervades the awkard space left behind ...

[Laava]

A faint smile of lost hope flickers across the face of the average New Zealand woman on hearing the news!

[Sammy12]

I think you may need to work on self promoting dude!!!


In the 25 to 29 age bracket, women outnumber men by 2300, and the number leaps in the 30s.
BUT in the statistics, they dont mention how many of the women are lesbians! FLOORED!!!
If single 30-something women think they have it hard and think that's depressing, spare a thought for their Alaskan counterparts, who have the opposite problem.
Men out-number women 10 to 1 in Alaska, but the favourite saying among women there is, "The odds are good, but the goods are odd".

[crazyhorse]

I am sure that I also heard them say on the TV that men are not getting more good looking - ha ha ha, now that was funny

[Slyer]

Seen an Optomitrist lately...?

Consulted a dictionary lately?

[tri boy]

Doesn't matter how beautiful a woman gets, somewhere there is a bloke who is sick of putting up with her moaning/nagging/spending/lying........

[The Stranger:Me]

BUT in the statistics, they dont mention how many of the women are lesbians! FLOORED!!!

Do the stats say how many guys ride hondas?

[cowboyz]

yep yep and yep

[zeocen]

This stunning offer is not available to men

I.... thought we had something

[Mr Merde]

Surely the reason for this whole shift by nature is because of the widening ratio of males to females in the modern world.

In this tiny country the female population outnumbers the male.

In places like Denmark it is something like 10:1 females to males.

Nature has realised that for the future of the species that women need an advantage to attract a mate. Hence making each generation a little more beautiful than the last.

Girls you have to work harder for a male or start "batting for the other side".

Males we dont have to worry about getting "uglier" as the females will get desperate enough to grab what they can and be thankful for that.

If it wasnt for multiple "mothers in law", poligamy isnt looking too bad.