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  1. 14th June 2009, 22:39 #1
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    This one's for the ladies

    It was told to me last night that ive been very selfish with my time and its not fair on all the single girls of kb. This was never my intention, and merely an oversight, for which i am truly sorry.

    But don't worry I've come up with a plan.

    An auction for a date with me. Bidding starts at $1

    The winner can choose one of two dates.

    A ride and a coffee in kaiwaka.

    OR

    Dinner and a movie

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    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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    GOLD! ill keep an eye on this for a laugh!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Harvd View Post
    GOLD! ill keep an eye on this for a laugh!
    Me too, Gud luck tho
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    all jokes aside, this is a serrious thread
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
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    Quote Originally Posted by YellowDog View Post
    Are gays excluded?
    of course not


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    Come on ladies.

    RM is a real nice guy, seriously

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