ROFL!i'll add that to my signature, compliment of dean!
Philosophy 1: Bikers are so full of shit kuz we ride for so long, our butt cheeks mould into one, leaving one exit for shit to escape!
Biker Philosophy 2 - A Manpon will do more penetration then a thumbs up. - Compliments of Dean
LOL! cold!!![]()
Philosophy 1: Bikers are so full of shit kuz we ride for so long, our butt cheeks mould into one, leaving one exit for shit to escape!
Biker Philosophy 2 - A Manpon will do more penetration then a thumbs up. - Compliments of Dean
I'd have told you off for buying a Hyobag - I mean, FFS, what were you thinking?
Seriously, I told a guy off at an intersection in town a couple of weeks ago. But before you red rep me, he was riding a scooter, in jeans, a Tshirt, an open faced helmet that had the worlds biggest scrape on the side. No shoes, no socks, not even sandals. Imagine how fucked up he was going to be when the inevitable happened...
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
I'd be willing to bet money on that being the case. 2-3mm of cowhide versus the puny skin that we humans get from the factory?
Imagine getting your face to the road, and then sliding your nose back and forth for a moment or two on the surface... Doesn't appeal? Now try it across your whole body at 50kph, using your skin as the friction to slow yourself before hitting something solid and unfriendly...
I have scars across my back from competing in cycling and using lycra as protection, so I speak from experience....
It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.
Wear your gear you fuckwit, and stop pusing my fuckin ACC levies higher and higher. Its 30 seconds out of your precious life to put on your god damn jacket and gloves.
Isn't it once your vehicle is off private property all road rules apply?
DUCATI ------- A real bike in a sea of shit!
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