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    Well the biker gods sure have looked out for you on Sat Haven't seen anything on Stuff.co.nz about his but think this may make the news tonight? Sorry I don't watch telly so don't know if it's been on or not.
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    Probably better you don't remember it.
    I did a superman once.

    Don't remember it, don't care to.

    You're a very, very lucky cat. Go have a hot shower and enjoy that feeling cause a lot bastards don't get to stand up in the shower after that performance.
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    Whew. This could have been much worse.

    Bunch of flowers to Mr. Shoei, I think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ital916 View Post
    head on then superman into the following car, going through the window and headbutting the occupant, with no breaks or serious injuries.

    Someone up there looooves you buddy, buy yourself a lottery ticket.
    A FUCKIN Men man

    Thats incredibly lucky-
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    One of those very very lucky moments. Some seem to get more of these lucky moments than others.

    Sounds like you may have used up several of your nine lives all at once.
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    Holy fuck.

    That's impressive for all the wrong reasons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sil3ntwar View Post
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    Shhhheeeezzuus christ man!
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    Fucking hell.
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    Fuck!!
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    Holy fuck.
    what more can ya say!
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    That's incredible! Good thing you weren't riding faster than your guardian angel can fly! Great freaking luck!!

    That aside, i hope that's one more cager learning to check before she turns!
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    Faaaaaaaaark mate......
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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    glad you are still here! hope the cops charged the silly bitch. was the woman in the second car not too badly hurt? i bet she shat herself, poor thing.

    pleased you are ok!

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    "was the woman in the second car not too badly hurt? i bet she shat herself, poor thing."

    Not too bad smashed nose and face lacerations, I tracked her down rang and apologised for my uninvited entry. She was following the cage who turned in front of me and said she remembered thinking' where on earth is she going?" don't even think she indicated.

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    Mate both you and the woman you head butted are very very lucky! Glad to hear you got away with such minimal injury! Your crash is the one in a thousand...
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    Holy shit.

    I remember reading about and seeing pics of a head on between a biker and a van in taiwan at about 80k. The bike was completely destroyed and the van had a crater in the front, driver died. But the biker had been thrown over the van and landed on the otherside, just slid across the road and stood up without anything more than a bruise. Also bloody lucky!

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    Jeez in pool thats an "in off" or maybe in this case the other way round, and "off in". Shot mate.

    No really, good to hear you are reasonably OK after that horror and on the mend. Would love to hear the excuse from the woman who pulled out. She wont be feeling too flash I spose, but she's a feckin loaded gun who just went bang. Let us know what she says.

    All the best with your recovery, and in time, new bike, clothes, gear etc....
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    FUUUUUUCK!

    Mate, that's unbelievable! Glad you're reasonably ok though. Bet you're glad you were wearing all the gears.

    Hope you recover quickly. I had a similar experience and couldn't walk properly for at least 2 weeks after due to deep bruising. Take care man, make the most of the tramadol they've given ya!

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