BMW 1200 RT Brochure *titter*

**jazbug5** · 15th April 2005, 09:44

Has anyone else seen this?

Someone at work is thinking of buying one of these, and gave me the catalogue to look at. Entitled 'Passion On Tour", with some very pretty pictures (of, er... Norway..?), it's a hilarious read.

My favourite spread is ps 5-6:

" The power of Thor's hammer. The speed of Odin's stallion."

Oh, my sides.

**White trash** · 15th April 2005, 10:16

Sounds like the ol' Germans still haven't caught up to Harley on the emotive brochure count yet.

Keep it up though guy, and we wont mention the war........

**MSTRS:Me** · 15th April 2005, 10:21

Originally Posted by jazbug5

" The power of Thor's hammer. The speed of Odin's stallion."

Oh yea.....mythical beings as well

**Indiana_Jones** · 15th April 2005, 10:21

AND IF YOU DIE WHILE RIDING, YOU SHALL REACH VAL HALLAN!

-Indy

**White trash** · 15th April 2005, 10:29

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

AND IF YOU DIE WHILE RIDING, YOU SHALL REACH VAL HALLAN!

-Indy

Ummmmmm, me thinks that aint quite right sonny.

try again.

**bungbung** · 15th April 2005, 11:04

Don't make me break out my scandinavianess, try valhalla

**MacD** · 15th April 2005, 11:35

Van Halen?

more characters

**Big Dave** · 15th April 2005, 11:40

Beat me to it! I was going to ask what page Valhalla?

**ManDownUnder** · 15th April 2005, 11:43

Originally Posted by MacD

Van Halen?

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what??? you ride the same bike as me, and you quote names like that???

You just changed in my estimations (from being really high to be STELLAR!)

GOOD MAN!
MDU

**Lou Girardin** · 15th April 2005, 12:09

Originally Posted by jazbug5

Has anyone else seen this?

Someone at work is thinking of buying one of these, and gave me the catalogue to look at. Entitled 'Passion On Tour", with some very pretty pictures (of, er... Norway..?), it's a hilarious read.

My favourite spread is ps 5-6:

" The power of Thor's hammer. The speed of Odin's stallion."

Oh, my sides.

And the looks of Asterix

**Big Dave** · 15th April 2005, 12:18

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

And the looks of Asterix

bwahahahah! - but i'm not sending rep - we have a 'professional' arrangement

**Big Dave** · 15th April 2005, 12:28

And i have to say that whilst ve all take ze piss from the cherman manner that, as several KB'rs have kindly expressed envy at my humble gig, I look at the production values of the BMW brochures and their marketing support materials with flat out green eyed jealousy. (Same with Harley, and Triumph have got their shit together lately too.)
Ist gut.

**James Deuce** · 15th April 2005, 12:30

Originally Posted by Lou Girardin

And the looks of Asterix

I was thinking Vitalstatistix myself - he's a bit thicker round the middle than Asterix.

**Hitcher** · 15th April 2005, 12:40

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

AND IF YOU DIE WHILE RIDING, YOU SHALL REACH VAL HALLAN!

Valhalla. Or, in your case, Val Kilmer.

**Ixion** · 15th April 2005, 12:57

Originally Posted by bungbung

Don't make me break out my scandinavianess, try valhalla

Nah, Val Hallan. ie ninth floor of the Beehive. He just mis-spelled Helen.

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