Warning: gravel, turkeys & cyclists!

**beyond** · 11th October 2009, 14:52

It's that time of the year again. The cyclists are all out in force doing what they do best: two abreast on blind corners, hogging the road and forcing motorists to swerve to avoid them so they end up on your side of the road making you take evasive action so you don't end up as a mascot on their bonnets.

Then we have the turkeys: all over the side of the road waiting for you to come along so they can fly up in front of you. If you're quick you might get a Christmas roast.

Then of course, we have to have the mandatory lets fix up the roads right at the beginning of prime motorcyling weather. Gravel patches on the best apex lines, most of the signs gone because it's safe for four wheel vehicles. Forget about the motorcyclists... but at least you can practice drifting through corners with your arms and legs out.

Take care out there folks

**kevfromcoro** · 11th October 2009, 14:59

dam clyclists
they should be banned...

**The Pastor** · 11th October 2009, 15:00

**SMOKEU** · 11th October 2009, 15:02

Where are all these turkeys at?

**Katman** · 11th October 2009, 15:04

Originally Posted by beyond

It's that time of the year again......

.......when retarded motorcyclists treat public roads as though they're racetracks?

**beyond** · 11th October 2009, 15:04

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Where are all these turkeys at?

This time of the year nearly anywhere. But if you're keen, out Waerenga way, Orere point road, highway 22, all the good motorcycling roads.

**<G>** · 11th October 2009, 15:05

Turkeys dressed in day-glo lycra being nuisances. Don't fancy one of them for a Sunday roast though.

**beyond** · 11th October 2009, 15:06

Originally Posted by Katman

When retard motorcyclists treat public roads as though they're racetracks?

I thought you did that all year round.

Piss off mate! Nothing wrong with getting on here and giving other riders the heads up so they know what to expect over the next few months.

You seem to know all about treating the roads like a racetrack.... you think you have a monopoly? As for me, I treat them as roads to be enjoyed at what I consider to be safe... nuff said... go home!

**Katman** · 11th October 2009, 15:08

Originally Posted by beyond

Piss off mate!

I ain't ya mate.

**bogan** · 11th October 2009, 15:12

Originally Posted by SMOKEU

Where are all these turkeys at?

see post 5, he's a bit of a turkey!

**retro asian** · 11th October 2009, 16:24

I crossed the centre line today to save the lives of a mother duck and large pack of ducklings crossing the road...

Peking Duck

**Swoop** · 11th October 2009, 17:07

Originally Posted by beyond

It's that time of the year again. The cyclists are all out in force doing what they do best:

Then we have the turkeys: all over the side of the road waiting for you to come along so they can fly up in front of you. If you're quick you might get a Christmas roast.

Slightly peeved that I missed a downhill head-shot with sub's, this morning.

As for the psyclists. I am starting a psych paper using a workmate. He is of the lycra brigade and has come out with a few gems of information. When in a pack of psychlists they ONLY concentrate on the wheel in front of them...
Oh, for a cliff face along Tamaki Dr at the end of the road...