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  1. 23rd October 2009, 17:49 #1
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    Long weekend coming up. PLEASE don't fuck up

    OK?

    Right now, a long weekend of bike crashes is the very last thing we need,

    Keep it upright, take it easy. DON'T FUCK UP.

    If you kill yourself, we'll collectively give your ghost the bash. OK.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    The Bikeoi too, not a good look.

    Ride safe.
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    This thread needs to be somewhere that has greater exposure.

    Get it moved to GBR.
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    As he said
    Need as many LIVE bikers as possible next month, keep the carnage down peoples have a great labour day
    Just ride.
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    Without wishing to be unduely cardigan, this

    The TMF will be out in force! Watch out nubs we will own ya LOL
    sort of thing , form another thread, we do NOT want right now.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    good point. i truly hope we can get to tuesday [or whenever the weekend road toll cuts out] without a single biker death.
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    the really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a detour.
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  7. 23rd October 2009, 18:08 #7
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    Or injury !

    In fact NO BINS AT ALL. Ok?
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    Why is this thread in Biker Politics & Law?

    Put it were it will be seen, for fucks sake.
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    I leave the weekend in the hands of the TMF, I'm off to Sydney.

    p.s. how come it is the "few" did the "many" perish before I knew about the TMF?
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    Good call Les.
    If there is ever a time to be on our game its now. TMF keep it sunny side up and all the rest take it easy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by merv View Post
    I leave the weekend in the hands of the TMF, I'm off to Sydney.

    p.s. how come it is the "few" did the "many" perish before I knew about the TMF?
    Matthew 22:14 I assume.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    Since some people don't care about their lives... think of your money! The excess on insurance, cost of pubic transport if you don't have your bike whilst being fixed and if license fees go up and all... you cannot AFFORD to bin!
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    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.
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    The last thing we need...

    ........is motorcycle carnage this weekend.

    Please everyone remember that the media spotlight is on us.
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  15. 23rd October 2009, 18:37 #15
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    it sounded better when ixion said it
    Quote Originally Posted by carbonhed View Post
    Some Kiwibiker threads contain such a wealth of fuckwittery that they should in some way be permanently removed from the digital domain, carved onto stone tablets and then launched into space to scare the living shit out of any hostile alien species that may be lurking nearby
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