What to tell your A&E / Doctor

[Pedrostt500]

Ok next time you have a little mishap either on road or off road, and you require professional medical help tell them you fell off your Mountain Bike, Do not in any circumstances mention Motorcycle in any form.
There are going to be those incidents when you will not get away with this, ie when an Ambulance picks you up.
Hope fully ACC and the Government will see a major reduction in minor Motorcycle incidents and a rise in Push bike related accidents.

[Sidewinder]

Ok next time you have a little mishap either on road or off road, and you require professional medical help tell them you fell off your Mountain Bike, Do not in any circumstances mention Motorcycle in any form.
There are going to be those incidents when you will not get away with this, ie when an Ambulance picks you up.
Hope fully ACC and the Government will see a major reduction in minor Motorcycle incidents and a rise in Push bike related accidents.

just say i was walking down the road and a car hit me

[Ixion]

The Nicksta lists "mountain biking" (and kayaking ) as his recreations. No connection .

In fact list ANY accident as occuring whilst mountain biking (unless it's drowing in the bath tub, in which case put down kayaking)

[2wheeldrifter]

Hmmm wearing leathers is abit excessive for a mountian bike

[ckai]

Ok next time you have a little mishap either on road or off road, and you require professional medical help tell them you fell off your Mountain Bike, Do not in any circumstances mention Motorcycle in any form.
There are going to be those incidents when you will not get away with this, ie when an Ambulance picks you up.
Hope fully ACC and the Government will see a major reduction in minor Motorcycle incidents and a rise in Push bike related accidents.

Hey why pick on my sport??? There are already doctors that have been trying to ban it for years. Pofta golf players.

What about those crazy chess players? Mad bunch of pricks them...personally I'm trying to bring them down. Wearing leathers to a chess game is perfectly acceptable.

[fireliv]

ACC doesn't payout when you accidently bite your tounge and you required a stitch (dont ask how I know....)

[Cheshire Cat]

ANOTHER TIP!

If an ambulance does pick you up tell them EVERYTHING hurts(even if it doesnt) so they xray everything! cause sometimes things hurt a few days after....and its a pain in the arse and wallet when you have to go back for more exrays and yadeyadeyah!

[Sidewinder]

ANOTHER TIP!

If an ambulance does pick you up tell them EVERYTHING hurts(even if it doesnt) so they xray everything! cause sometimes things hurt a few days after....and its a pain in the arse and wallet when you have to go back for more exrays and yadeyadeyah!

just say ya name is raj and ya wrote off another bike

[Cheshire Cat]

Hmmm wearing leathers is abit excessive for a mountian bike

mmmm leather

[Ixion]

Hey why pick on my sport??? There are already doctors that have been trying to ban it for years. Pofta golf players.

...

Cos it's also the Nicksta's sport. Y'know y'associate with that type of person, ... "

[2wheeldrifter]

mmmm leather

Mmmm motorbike leathers or ckai's chess player leathers.... that would be like wearing chaps (I am guessing here ) with nothing underneath

or is that just leather in general.. tight firm body hugging leather????

[Cheshire Cat]

Mmmm motorbike leathers or ckai's chess player leathers.... that would be like wearing chaps (I am guessing here ) with nothing underneath

or is that just leather in general.. tight firm body hugging leather????

chess playing leather? ......eeek......sounds scary

[2wheeldrifter]

chess playing leather? ......eeek......sounds scary

Scary...!! could be if you dropped a chess piece

[Pedrostt500]

Hmmm wearing leathers is abit excessive for a mountian bike

So you have been wearing your Lederhosen Ya.

[ckai]

Mmmm motorbike leathers or ckai's chess player leathers.... that would be like wearing chaps (I am guessing here ) with nothing underneath

or is that just leather in general.. tight firm body hugging leather????

hahah their leathers have makes the Gay Pride community jealous. In fact, I think there's a war brewing...