Smokers!!

[Waylander]

theres still all the organic watse that litters the street and block drains etc

Ok i was wrong. Was only said in jest anyway lol.

[Lias]

and what twit smokes while riding anyway

I do when I'm running late for work.. Grab my open face and smoke on go the while riding to work :-P Now if only I can figure out how to fit a shower and a dunny on the bike

[Ixion]

I do when I'm running late for work.. Grab my open face and smoke on go the while riding to work :-P Now if only I can figure out how to fit a shower and a dunny on the bike

now that gives new meaning to the term "full dresser"

[Wolf]

Now if only I can figure out how to fit a shower and a dunny on the bike

Suggestions on this, please, those of us who work in the same office as him want this sorted out...

[Lou Girardin]

Singapore where smoking in public is illegal and you get find for spitting or dropping/chewing gum!!
lets keep NZ green guys

Don't get me started on spitting. Dirty, filthy, disease ridden scumbags that do that make me want to kill.

[XP@]

I do when I'm running late for work.. Grab my open face and smoke on go the while riding to work :-P Now if only I can figure out how to fit a shower and a dunny on the bike

Guess I'm a twit too... but I am more of a twit cos I rarly get on without a smoke

[Krusti]

Guess I'm a twit too... but I am more of a twit cos I rarly get on without a smoke

Goodee......I'm a twit..I'm a twit....I'm a twit...at least I know what I am now. Always wondered about that...

Krusti twit......sounds good

[mikey]

what about answering cell phones on bikes, or sending texts, can only do it if you dont have gloves on other wise its a tad hard an the helmet acts like a hands free kit when you jam cell phone in it.... works for me.

[inlinefour]

what about answering cell phones on bikes, or sending texts, can only do it if you dont have gloves on other wise its a tad hard an the helmet acts like a hands free kit when you jam cell phone in it.... works for me.

I tend to be of the opinion that one would have to a complete dumbarse to even try any of this, but it takes all sorts to make the world go around

[XP@]

I tend to be of the opinion that one would have to a complete dumbarse to even try any of this, but it takes all sorts to make the world go around

Texts are hard, but not impossible if the phone is in the tank bag...
Tried the headset twice, but on the first occasion I ran out of range, the next I was going to fast to hear the auto answer pick up... my client found out i sometimes talk my way round corners...

Setting the GPS is real daft nearly come a cropper a few times doing that...

But smoking is easy, flip up the lid (on the system 4) and puff away...

[Teflon]

Must look like a queer cunt trying to answer a cell phone while riding.

[John]

Must look like a queer cunt trying to answer a cell phone while riding.

I always pull the anchors, and despirately try get it out of my backpack and just as I answer the pricks hang up, then I get the voicemail text 30seconds later and repeat the proccess God I'm a dumbass.

[El Dopa]

[QUOTE=Zed]what twit smokes while riding anyway?? QUOTE]

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present for your amusement, the latest invention from the good ol' US of A thought worthy of protecting by means of a patent:

"US20040004067A1: Combination cigarette lighter and casing for a motorcycle

A combination cigarette lighter and a casing in which the cigarette lighter is carried to be attached to the existing framework of a motorcycle without requiring any structural changes thereto. The casing is located on the motorcycle within easy reach so that riders may conveniently light their cigarettes while on the go away from home. An end cap is pivotally connected to the casing and rotated between a closed configuration at which to cover the cigarette lighter and an open configuration at which the cigarette lighter is removed from or returned to the casing. A ball and detent locking feature is provided by which to retain the end cap in either of the closed or open configurations relative to the casing so as to prevent the end cap from flapping back and forth and possibly disturbing the operator of the motorcycle."

This is a genuine patent application in the US that I stumbled across at work. I would attach the whole document, but...meh

[XP@]

I always pull the anchors, and despirately try get it out of my backpack and just as I answer the pricks hang up, then I get the voicemail text 30seconds later and repeat the proccess God I'm a dumbass.

that is when the cellphone pockets in the jacket helps. Saves having to take the backpack off. But all the poor sod on the other end gets is a "Urr... hold on, have to get the helmet off..."

[John]

that is when the cellphone pockets in the jacket helps. Saves having to take the backpack off. But all the poor sod on the other end gets is a "Urr... hold on, have to get the helmet off..."

Whats funnier is when it auto answers through voice and they hear the bike, and think wtf? then they hear the revs gain and then clutch drop.

Then they call you later that night and ask about your antics