The last bit's a good funny.
Many years ago (1990 Commonwealth Games) I was about to interview (for TV Sport) the brother of the Crown Prince of some 'Gyptian state who, at the time, had three serious body-guards arrayed behind him. I made the mistake of producing a hand-held, old-style mike, from behind my back, which they immediately took to be a gun, and drew their weapons. Me, slapping my face into the ground screaming 'It's a Mike! It's a Mike!' only just stopped me getting shot.
I later learned that there had been a hell of a row because nobody other than registered cops can carry firearms in NZ. More amazingly, the DPS guys are unarmed!!?? Go figure.
Mind you, can you name any politician who would not benefit from being variously shot, blown up, blown down, blown away, or otherwise aided to toddle off this mortal coil?
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