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    I don't particularly like Harleys

    But I wanted a bike that that could do all the same things; cruise around town, short commutes on the motorway, look good parked outside the coffee shop. Of course I wanted something with similar power and handling, just a little more affordable. I finally found the perfect alternative, a Vespa.
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    don't know that it will do the same chick magnet job tho
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    Fuck you're a funny cunt.

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    Sweet,Monday night no work tommorow so having a Bourbon.Bring it on..........Bit like old records these threads,albeit from the 70s.
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    Quote Originally Posted by _STAIN_ View Post
    don't know that it will do the same chick magnet job tho
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    The scroter forum is in Rant & Rave. Scroters aren't motorcycles.
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    Fwiw Ducatis are the new Harleys.Leather bags are a problem though as opposed to booze hags.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ducman View Post
    I finally found the perfect alternative, a Vespa.
    Excellent, You alternative sexuality people need something to ride as well.






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    Quote Originally Posted by _STAIN_ View Post
    don't know that it will do the same chick magnet job tho
    Actually, the wife has a PX, it is stupidly fun to ride and chicks really dig it...

    Does wheelies too
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    I don't like Harleys either, but a Vespa? Damn. Come on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by _STAIN_ View Post
    don't know that it will do the same chick magnet job tho
    Ducman, owns a kawasaki, rides a vespa - he's confused, obviously not interested in chicks.
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Ok, confession time. I saw a black Harley something - its the one with the ultra fat back wheel and the duck bill tail with the integrated led lights following the profile of the tyre. No idea what model but I though it looked pretty sweet - for a cruiser.

    It pulled away from the lights when it saw me on my gs500e lone bike but I quickly caught it with a little rpm from the crap parallel twin engine

    I started thinking, mmm, that's pretty nice, maybe I would by one one day - but as soon as it went around a corner and I saw the foot pegs waaayy too far forward I came back to reality.

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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Scroters aren't motorcycles.
    I dunno, depends on your definition - automatic 50cc moped-types that can be ridden on the car licence are definitely weiner-mobiles, but then there are what I consider to be 'proper' scooters (must be manual gear change, and two stroke of decent capacity)...

    I have a bit of respect for those that turn up at rallys on a scoot. Kudos for dealing with the wobbly little wheels, top heaviness and idiosyncratic handling that comes from having the engine on the side of the bike... Add a bit of blue smoke and the sound of a stone being shaken inside a can, and I can't help grinning at the fun they seem to have...
    Where's that fucking spanner...

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