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  1. 6th January 2010, 17:59 #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Yes, but only with my willy.
    I don't believe that. Surely not every car-driver has a microscope in their gloveboxes...


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  2. 6th January 2010, 18:03 #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Yes, but only with my willy.
    Really?

    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Yes, but only with my willy.
    Really really?
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  3. 6th January 2010, 18:05 #48
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    Mr Deuce is gifted. He has 2 willys !!

    Actually I can't prove this and don't want to !!


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  4. 6th January 2010, 18:39 #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    I've said it once, I'll say it again.

    Because you are riding a motorcycle, at the same time I am, does not necessitate me being your friend. There are heaps of bikers I can't stand. Far more than those I get on with in fact. (Looking forward to your rep Steve )

    Jesus Christ, do you wave at every oncomming car driver as well?
    Makes sense put like that
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  5. 6th January 2010, 18:43 #50
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    Quote Originally Posted by White trash View Post
    Really?



    Really really?
    Really, really, really.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?


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    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Yes, but only with my willy.
    Thats not called waving, thats playing with yourself
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  7. 6th January 2010, 18:50 #52
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    I used to wave with my right hand but kept slowing down so I gave it up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty595 View Post
    Told my mate who had just bought his first bike, an aprilia rs125 not to wave to harley riders cuz they dont wave back to sport bikes, he ignored my comment and did it and got the middle finger salute. :lol
    Bloody Harley riders I got the same thing from one of them.
    Typical Harley rider thanks to Ross kemp on extras- "My body is a lethal weapon, face like this in prison? prettyboy, Id be in the shower lathering up couple of blokes would come in looking for a bit of Kemp arse Id see them in the mirror and *kung fu kick* what im saying is you best not get into a fight with me, did I get these muscles lifting jiffy bags".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scotty595 View Post
    Thats not called waving, thats playing with yourself
    I carry my Wee Willy in a tailpack. Sometimes I put it in a side pocket.
    If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?


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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    Mr Deuce is gifted. He has 2 willys !!
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    I carry my Wee Willy in a tailpack. Sometimes I put it in a side pocket.
    How to make a female Harley rider run off the road
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    I prefer to give a "fist up a duck's bottom" salute.
    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMaster
    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by davebullet View Post
    I prefer to give a "fist up a duck's bottom" salute.
    Just realised...My mistake... remark not intended to reference MadDuck.

    (I just have this thing for duck's bottoms)
    Quote Originally Posted by FlangMaster
    I had a strange dream myself. You know that game some folk play on the streets where they toss coins at the wall and what not? In my dream they were tossing my semi hardened stool at the wall. I shit you not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by davebullet View Post
    Just realised...My mistake... remark not intended to reference MadDuck.

    (I just have this thing for duck's bottoms)
    Bloody funny. The timing of comments on here can go either way. Water off a Ducks back as they say
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tank View Post
    Welcome to KB - look around and I hope that you find some useful information.
    I'll start with the useful information.

    Ignore everything dangerousbastard says, he's retarded.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nudemetalz View Post
    Mr Deuce is gifted. He has 2 willys !!

    Actually I can't prove this and don't want to !!
    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    I'll start with the useful information.

    Ignore everything dangerousbastard says, he's retarded.
    I am so looking forward to your next bit of useful information.
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