I'm Baaaaaaaaack!!!

**vifferman** · 6th May 2005, 08:45

:spudwave: (That's for those who are pleased to see me back).

(That's for those who gave me grief).

(That's for those who are indifferent).

By the way (for those who give a FlyingRodent'sRectum - which won't be the last category) - I'm still mental, but I've sorted work out at least.

Rode my bike today for the first time in over a week, and was surprised at how much I was "off my game". I was riding well, but just didn't feel SuperAlert, so I was just cruising on the way to work.
And the VifFerraRi was running SOOOOOPER well today (apart from that old DangerDangerWillRobinsonFlashingFuelGaugeBar(FillU pQuickOrYou'llCrashAndDie) thingo, that was quickly rectified by a visit to the PurveyorOfDistillatedHydrocarbons.

Y'see, I invented me this new (NEW!! IMPROVED!! HIGHTECH!!) chain cleaning and erling device, and now my chain is SparklingClean and also WaxyAndSweetSmelling (gotta lurv that Spectro ChainWax.) Pictures and another boring blurb will follow shortlyish. So in combination with my lowered gearing, the gearchanges were so smooth as to be almost imperceptible. Schweeeeeeeeeeeet....

**outlawtorn** · 6th May 2005, 08:48

welcome back........

**scumdog** · 6th May 2005, 08:55

Welcome, your sense of wit is sorely needed (to lighten things up at times)

**vifferman** · 6th May 2005, 08:59

Thankee, thankee! You're too kind, three kind even.

**Joni** · 6th May 2005, 09:03

I see you still wierd too...

Welcome back Ian, good to see ya! :spudwave:

**Ixion** · 6th May 2005, 09:15

Originally Posted by vifferman

..

Y'see, I invented me this new (NEW!! IMPROVED!! HIGHTECH!!) chain cleaning and erling device, and now my chain is SparklingClean and also WaxyAndSweetSmelling (gotta lurv that Spectro ChainWax.) ..

Good to see you back. What is "erling" ?

**vifferman** · 6th May 2005, 09:17

Originally Posted by Ixion

Good to see you back. What is "erling" ?

Application of erl or other lubricatory substances (butter, vaseline, Spectro Chainwax, Mobil1) to bits wot needs it, for the purposes of reducing the CoefficientOfFriction of said parts, with the goal of reducing Wear'n'Tear.

**MSTRS:Me** · 6th May 2005, 09:22

You obviously enjoyed your little holiday, Sir Vif. It is a foine form what ye are to be found in, this pleasant Friday. Well come back.

**That Guy** · 6th May 2005, 09:24

Ah the return of some obscure, dry, pithy wit.

**Ixion** · 6th May 2005, 09:25

Originally Posted by vifferman

Application of erl or other lubricatory substances (butter, vaseline, Spectro Chainwax, Mobil1) to bits wot needs it, for the purposes of reducing the CoefficientOfFriction of said parts, with the goal of reducing Wear'n'Tear.

So may we take it you are the ErlKing ? I must endeavour to give you a wide berth on my night rides.

**vifferman** · 6th May 2005, 09:26

Originally Posted by MSTRS

You obviously enjoyed your little holiday, Sir Vif. It is a foine form what ye are to be found in, this pleasant Friday. Well come back.

Thankyou, Kind soir.
Not a moment too soon, by the look of it. I appear to have dropped off the bottom of the GoodReputationTable (does that mean I'm soon to appear in the BadRep one??) and I'm teetering dangerously on the edge of the MostProlificTimeWasters table as well.

Oh yeah - and I seem to have a BigUglyRedDotWotLooksLikeAFesteringBoil next to my name on each of my posts.

Wot's up wi' dat?!? :spudwhat: