Swarm of bees many years ago - still hold world record for fastest stop and removal of helmet (pre-full-face).
Little bird went into the wheel...POOF! Cloud of feathers emerged from t'other side.
Sheep. Not long ago. Dumb bloody thing ran across my bow and refused to turn away from impending doom. Bounced off it sideways and carried on up the road. Back brake pedal bent backwards. Sheep apparently OK...(well it disappeared real quick anyway).
Gazillions of insects - bike is covered in dead bug spooge...
Many near misses - harriers, rabbits, hares, pukekos, ducks, pheasants...etc etc etc.
. No pleasure is worth giving up for two more years in a rest home. Kingsley Amis
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