Well while we're having a rant... I think fri 13th should be lucky. I got the relief of the the episode this morning, then once i was on my way back to work I got to blow past 6 cop cars coming up the gorge at 180 without a hint of a chase (well I don't really think the transporter they were on stood a shit show against the 636 anyway but they usually at least try)...
Now yesterday the 12th... for some reason no bastard could indicate properly yesterday. The stunning examples of wannabe prizetakers are:
1. Lanesplitting gently I come up on some twit who thought you indicate once, leave the lane, indicate once more as you straddle the lanes, then turn your indicator off...
2. another couple minutes up the road the plonker who indicates once only, then does a lane change...
3. winner number three was the woman up the gorge... 3 lanes. indicates right, moves from middle to right lane, still indicating. meantime bus she was passing indicates correctly and moves from the middle to the left lane. so now that the middle lane is free (where she has been for a good 20 seconds), and still with her right indicator going, she moves back into the middle lane.
and on the way home... the dumb homey who does a lane change 5 cars ahead of me with absolutely no indication at all. None, nada.
But the winner is... the taxi driver a minute past the homey. No fucking indicator whatsoever. None at all. Hits the picks, two car lengths in front of me (lanesplitting of course) and moves from the right lane to the left. But instead of moving INTO the left lane, he sits a few inches over the centreline so I have a choice between swiping his car, swiping the poor innocent bastard beside me, or slowing down... first time I've ever taking a swing at a wing mirror. Didn't really help my sore wrist. Probably didn't help his night either.
"You, Madboy, are the Uncooked Pork Sausage of Sausage Beasts. With extra herbs."
- Jim2 c2006
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