If I drop a nut, is there anyone to help me?

**Conquiztador** · 19th March 2010, 23:50

So there I am. A nut falls of my bike. From whatsit thingy.

So I try to find someone to blame.

When that fails I try to find someone to symphatise with me.

And when that fails I just want someone to fix the fucking thing!

But I am all alone.

I cry a little. but then I come to my senses: I am a fucking biker!

Who do I call? (No, ghostbusters will do me no good)

Is there anyone that will touch my nuts? And are they a National Nut-Toucher group? Or will they only satisfy me locally?

**Laxi** · 20th March 2010, 01:05

posting this at 1am? now thats aking for trouble

**Old Steve** · 20th March 2010, 06:11

Hey Conquiztador, I want some of what you're taking - posting at that hour.

**sinfull** · 20th March 2010, 06:47

Awwww Nutts !

**Conquiztador** · 20th March 2010, 07:18

I think you guys are not taking me seriously!

**T.W.R** · 20th March 2010, 07:22

you're a bit old to be just hitting puberty or is it some form of new leprosy

**davereid** · 20th March 2010, 07:46

Originally Posted by Conquiztador

So there I am. A nut falls of my bike. From whatsit thingy.

I used to try and stop those nuts escaping. Especially the important or expensive ones.

I'd clear the floor before I dismantled anything. Id place old icecream containers and jars at strategic locations, and as soon as I had removed said nut, Id imprison it in a jar.

But there were always two outcomes.

Some, really precious nuts, and springs too, would escape, bounding across the floor to freedom, never to be seen again.

But the cheap, useless nuts would breed. Some times, after reassembly I'd find offspring nuts, identical in all ways to their parents, still cowering in the icecream container. Unwilling to be put to work.